Top Tens – Top 10 Girls of Anime

The archetypal yandere girl of anime – Yuno Gasai with her crazy gaze in Future Diary (fair use)

 

“Simply put, we’ll need to go lewder. Miniskirts, swimsuits, low-angle shots; you need to put in as many of those as you can without breaking the law” – Tiramy from Amagi Brillian Park as the featured quote for the TV Tropes article “Fanservice”

The girls of anime – from the medium whose fandom gave us the term fanservice for the use of sexualized depictions to tantalize or titillate viewers, although of course the phenomenon itself predates that specific term, probably to prehistory – and hence as notorious as the girls of comics or video games, the latter often using art very similar to that of anime. There’s a reason fanservice is the term or tropte that it is – and why this is my third top ten girls list following up the girls of comics and the girls of video games.

 

ART & COSPLAY

 

But first a note on the visual images used in this top ten. Given the copyright in such images, I only use a visual image as fair use for the purposes of comment and review in each entry – an iconic feature image to identify the character, either in general or in their most iconic version as I review it to be (or both), as excerpted from the anime or manga itself.

Iconic perhaps, but not my favorite as I usually prefer the style of fan art or cosplay for the characters. Hence as usual I also include a special section in each entry under the subtitle of art and cosplay – not for any actual art and cosplay as such but instead where I nominate my favorite artists and cosplay models depicting the character, which you can look up for yourself. For art, I award a special ranking for any art by my two favorite artists – the two freelance digital artists Sciamano and Dandonfuga. For cosplay, I award a special ranking for any cosplay by my holy trinity of models – my favorite model Yummychiyo with her insane figure in top spot, followed by Hane Ame and Helly Valentine.

As for the iconic feature image I’ve chosen for this page itself and girls of anime in general, I went with the excerpt of Yuno Gasai and her crazy gaze in Future Diary, the archetypal yandere girl of anime.

 

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Momo Ayase as she appears in the manga / anime from the fan wiki (fair use)

 

 

(10) MOMO AYASE –

DANDADAN (2024)

 

I tend to reserve my wildcard tenth place for the newest entry in my top ten – in this case, the anime Dandadan released in October 2024 and streaming globally on Netflix (somewhat surprisingly in my experience so soon for an anime series not made by Netflix itself).

Dandadan is essentially ghosts versus aliens. No, seriously – or as seriously as this absurdist anime gets, which is not very. I do like a good fantasy kitchen sink trope – that is, where a fictional work everything from fantasy or SF thrown in as real (hence the trope name, from the saying everything but the kitchen sink), or laconically put, elements from fantasy, SF and horror interact in the same story.

And it doesn’t get much better (or fantasy kitchen sinkier?) than Dandadan, where teenagers with psychic powers fight aliens or ghosts (who also fight each other), as well as cryptids and other beings.

It plays out a little like the X-Files set – where else for an anime series? – in high school. Interestingly, the two protagonists, gyaru girl Momo Ayase and otaku Ken Takakura (sharing the same name as Momo’s celebrity crush) each play Scully to the other’s Mulder – Momo believes in ghosts but not aliens or UFOs, while Ken believes in aliens and UFOs but not ghosts. Needless to say, that changes quickly from the first episode onwards.

Surprisingly, my choice for girl from this anime was initially not the protagonist Momo but her grandmother Seiko Ayase – however Momo rose to the fore not just as protagonist but because she scored Sciamano and Helly rankings in art and cosplay respectively. Speaking of which…

 

ART & COSPLAY

 

For her iconic feature image, I used an image of her as she appears in the manga or anime, from the fan wiki.

 

ART – SCIAMANO

 

As mentioned, she recently scored a Sciamano ranking for art of her. There’s also art of her by Neoartcore and Nathan Szerdy.

AI shoutout to End of Line and Sakura.

 

COSPLAY – HELLY

 

And a Helly ranking – for cosplay of her by Helly Valentine.

Of course, it also helped that she’s stripped down to her underwear in the first episode…as cosplayed by Helly.

There’s also cosplay of her by Kalinka Fox and By0ru.

 

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Frieren as she appears in the anime from the fan wiki (fair use)

 

 

(9) FRIEREN –
FRIEREN: BEYOND JOURNEY’S END (2023)

 

Yes – it’s that damn Frieren, she’s so hot right now. Not to mention elf girls in anime in general – what with Frieren and Marcille Donato from Delicious in Dungeon.

Any chance to use that line from Zoolander but it’s true in this case – as Frieren is one of the hottest anime right now. Essentially it involves your classic Dungeons and Dragons type adventuring party in a world warring with demons – but starts where the classic Dungeons and Dragons adventure usually ends, with the heroic adventuring party and the titular elf mage having completed their quest, killing the Demon King. But life goes on – or doesn’t in this case, as Frieren outlives her human companions and takes on Fern, the adopted daughter of one of them, as her magical apprentice.

 

ART & COSPLAY

 

For her iconic feature image, I went with how she appears in the anime, consistent with her character profile in the fan wiki or TV Tropes.

 

ART

 

Surprisingly no Sciamano or Dandonfuga ranking yet, but Frieren has racked up some impressive fan art. My rankings – Kikol Draws, Neoartcore & Kittew.

 

COSPLAY – HELLY

 

Yes – Frieren’s scored a Helly ranking, with cosplay by Helly Valentine. Runner-up is Kalinka Fox.

 

 

Lucy as she appeared in the Netflix promotional art for Cyberpunk Edgerunners (fair use)

 

 

(8) LUCY (LUCYNA KUSHINADA) –
CYBERPUNK: EDGERUNNERS (2022)

 

Ah – cyberpunk, where the future is cool but also sucks.

Cyberpunk: Edgerunners is a 2022 anime – apparently set in the universe of video game Cyberpunk 2077, in turn based on the tabletop role-playing game Cyberpunk.

The anime is a 10-episode storyline following protagonist David Martinez, a kid from the wrong side of the tracks – although in the future dystopian American mega-city of Night City (apparently set in a north California independent of the United States) there doesn’t seem to be much on the right side of the tracks. Anyway, David joins a gang of titular Edgerunners – cyberpunks – after having a superpowered military cybernetic implant (that essentially allows him to move at superspeed). As with much of the cyberpunk subgenre, humanity is becoming increasingly nebulous as people increasingly augment themselves with cybernetic implants, dubbed as chrome in slang, albeit at the risk of cyber-psychosis – “eating away at a victim’s memories, motor reflexes, perception of reality, and even personality”.

Enter Lucy, our second protagonist – the Trinity to David’s Neo and gateway to his Matrix, although her entry is even more striking with an unforgettable ambulance trolley ride. She’s a net-runner – a hacker in cyberspace – with a dream of literally escaping Night City to the moon. (Space seems to offer a freedom beyond Earth, with rocket launches a recurring backdrop in the anime).

“With a slender and curved figure, a pretty large bust, and a white-haired sci-fi bob haircut, Lucy is a gorgeous character, and one who was clearly designed to appeal to viewers” – as reflected in her popularity in art and cosplay. It also helps that she is frequently “naked as she prefers ice-filled tubs to keep her cool while in cyberspace over suits”.

 

ART & COSPLAY

 

For my feature image, I used Lucy as she appeared in the Netflix promotional art trailer for the series.

 

ART – SCIAMANO & DANDONFUGA

 

Lucy scores both my Sciamano or Dandonfuga rankings as both have done art of her – with the art by Sciamano as one of his best. As for other Lucy art by my favorite artists – Kiko, Artgerm, Magion02, Neoartcore, and Kittew.

AI shoutout to Sakura.

 

COSPLAY – HANE & HELLY

 

No Yummychiyo ranking but Lucy scores my Hane and Helly ranking as both have done exceptional cosplay for her. Hane Ame again deserves special praise as her Lucy cosplay is perfect – the definitive Lucy cosplay and yet another to add to my top ten Hane cosplays (Ahri, Tifa, Atago, Asuna and now Lucy for those keeping track so far). Of course, the video she did of Lucy barely being able to zip up her top helps – as does the ‘naked’ cosplay of her hacking. (It’s trickier than it sounds – you have to replicate all those electronic tattoos Lucy has).

My top Lucy cosplay list also includes Miu and Biya.

 

 

 

Yor Forger as she appears in the anime – page image from the Spy X Family fan wiki (fair use)

 

(7) YOR FORGER –
SPY X FAMILY (2022)

 

Not surprisingly, Spy X Family involves a spy, codenamed Twilight, in a fictional parallel cold war (between Westalis, presumably the good guys and where Twilight is from, and Ostania) – and for somewhat convoluted reasons I won’t go into here, he has to have a wife and child as a cover story. Cue the titular spy family.

Assuming the identity of psychiatrist Loid(!) Forger, he enlists an Ostanian civil servant Yor Briar in a marriage of mutual convenience as a wife, as well as an orphan girl as his daughter – the former of course being the Yor Forger of this entry.

And being anime, of course his new wife and daughter have secrets of their own – the daughter escaped from a lab that gave her telepathic powers, and Yor is an infamous professional killer under the identity of Thorn Princess.

 

ART & COSPLAY

 

For my iconic feature image, I used the page image from the Spy X Family fan wiki for how she appears in the anime as her Thorn Princess persona.

 

ART – SCIAMANO & DANDONFUGA

 

Yor is a popular subject for artists, easily scoring both Sciamano and Dandonfuga rankings – but also for my Yor art on the spot:

1 – Sciamano (for the Sciamano ranking and also my favorite art of Yor – one of Scimano’s best art works)

2 – Dandonfuga (for the Dandonfuga ranking – and one of their Undressed Magazine mock covers)

3 – Kikol L (the subject of some of his best artwork)

4 –  Neoartcore (for art in Neoartcore characteristic style)

5 – Magion02 (for art in Magion characteristic style)

5 – Artgerm (for art in the style of his usual cover art for comics)

7 – Kittew (for the usual Kittew art treatment)

8 – Prwyinko (for some hot Yor art)

 

SPECIAL MENTION

AI shoutout to Naughty Neurals and Sakura

 

COSPLAY – YUMMYCHIYO, HANE & HELLY

 

And Yor was popular with cosplay models, scoring my holy trinity of Yummychiyo, Hane & Helly rankings – although if forced to choose, I’d rank Helly Valentine in top spot for my favorite Yor cosplay, only just edging out Hane Ame.

My top Yor cosplay on the spot

1 – Helly Valentine (for the Helly ranking – and some of her best cosplay)

2 – Hane Ame (for the Hane ranking)

3 – Yummychiyo (for the Yummychiyo ranking)

4 – Uri (for some standout cosplay)

5 – Ain Nguyen (for some killer Yor cosplay)

6 – By0ru

7 – Aqua

8 – Takomayuyi

9 – Biya

 

SPECIAL MENTION (for more risque or inactive cosplayers)

1 – Octokuro

2 – Anxi

 

 

Marin Kitagawa as she appears in her most iconic clothing – that bikini – in the anime (in two clips from the same scene) (fair use)

 

(6) MARIN KITAGAWA –
MY DRESS-UP DARLING (2022)

 

Whoa – did this anime girl explode onto the scene with cosplayers in 2022 or what? The girl is Marin Kitagawa and the anime is My Dress-Up Darling (or Sono Bisuku Dōru wa Koi o Suru), which premiered in January 2022. The anime itself appears to be nothing out of the ordinary, albeit apparently well-crafted – a romantic comedy set in – where else? – a school, in which awkward male student Wakana Gojo, bonds with Marin while making costumes for her cosplay.

And there you have it – cosplay girls (and the anime community) have enthusiastically embraced a character who is a cosplay girl herself.

There’s also that bikini – which is perhaps the most prolific subject for her cosplay, and what first brought her to my attention, with a seemingly endless procession of one Marin cosplay after another on social media. Speaking of which…

 

ART & COSPLAY

 

For my iconic feature image, what else could it be but a clip (or in this case two clips together) from the scene of that Marin in that iconic bikini from the anime?

 

ART – SCIAMANO AND DANDONFUGA

 

Marin was also popular with artists, easily scoring Sciamano and Dandonfuga rankings for their art of her. As usual, I rank Sciamano slightly ahead in top spot, particularly winning out with multiple art works with her as subject, but it was close as Dandonfuga’s art of her taking her measurements in that bikini is top notch. And so too were other artists – there was just something about Marin (heh) and that bikini that brought out the best in their art.

Here’s my top Marin art on the spot:

1 – Sciamano (I’d say for my favorite Marin art but there’s so much fantastic art of Marin by artists – although Sciamano is my favorite)

2 – Dandonfuga (top notch Marin art as I said)

3 – Neoartcore (some of Neoartcore’s best art)

4 – Kittew (yes – more fantastic Marin bikini art)

5 – Kikol Draws (you get the point – fantastic Marin art)

6 – Prywinko (fantastic art of Marin changing costumes – including into that bikini)

7 – Magion02 (you know the drill – fantastic Marin in a bikini art)

8 – Blushy Spicy (cute Marin art – and yes, bikini Marin!)

 

SPECIAL MENTION –

1 – Artgerm

Some fine Marin sketch art by this professional comics artist

2 – Aroma Sensei

Sadly inactive artist now but too good to pass up for her Marin art

AI shoutout to End of Line, Naughty Neurals and Sakura

 

COSPLAY – YUMMYCHIYO, HANE & HELLY

 

And of course Marin scores my holy trinity of Yummychiyo, Hane & Helly rankings – they all have excellent cosplay of her but I’m going to award top spot to Hane Ame as yet another signature cosplay across a range of different costumes from the anime, of course including that bikini. Another to add to my top ten Hane Ame cosplays.

As for my Marin cosplay top ten on the spot

1 – Hane Ame (one of my top ten Hane Ame cosplays)

2 – Yummychiyo (always jaw-droppingly spectacular with her insane figure)

3 – Helly Valentine (so hard to chose among my holy trinity – they all had such good Marin cosplay but Helly came third without the signature bikini)

4 – By0ru (if there’s one thing this model does best, it’s bikini cosplay)

5 – Uri (yet more excellent cosplay from this model)

6 – Miu (demure Marin cosplay)

7 – Ain Nguyen (the way this cosplay model rocks a bikini, I’d be surprised if she didn’t do Marin)

8 – Aqua (no surprise here – standout cosplay)

9 – Fufukowa (bikini Marin among her prolific cosplay)

10 – Anxi (rocking bikini Marin cosplay)

 

SPECIAL MENTION – Katyuska Moonfox

 

 

 

Makima as she appears in the anime – page feature image from the Chainsaw Man fan wiki (fair use)

 

(5) MAKIMA –
CHAINSAW MAN (2022)

 

“Bark for me!”

Yes – I did the meme.

Chainsaw Man is set in the 1990s in an alternative timeline, in which the Soviet Union still exists – and perhaps worse, hell does too. And devils walk the earth, born from human fears, their power varying in proportion to how strongly their correspondent fear is incited in the collective human consciousness. However, humans can make contracts or deals with them – as the protagonist Denji does with his doglike pet chainsaw devil, becoming some sort of human-devil hybrid as the titular Chainsaw Man…who can grow chainsaws out of his head and limbs. As such, he comes to the attention of the government Devil Hunters agency.

Which is where our entry comes in – the mysterious Makima, as head of the agency and the protagonist’s boss, although it’s more like he’s her pet. She even tells him as much, saying she needs a dog that can say yes or woof – she doesn’t need a dog who says no. Hence the meme. Of course, there’s more to her than meets the eye, but what does meet the eye is enough for Denji to be enamored of her – a slinky redhead in a badass suit.

 

ART & COSPLAY

 

For my iconic feature image, I used the page image from the Chainsaw Man fan wiki for how she appears in the anime.

 

ART – SCIAMANO & DANDONFUGA

 

Yes – Makima scores my Sciamano and Dandonfuga rankings for their art of her, the latter with several versions and hence edging out Sciamano for top spot. As for runners-up ranked in order – Kikol, Neoartcore and Magion02.

AI shoutout to End of Line, Nho Eskape, and Sakura.

 

COSPLAY – YUMMYCHIYO, HANE & HELLY

 

A clean sweep for my holy trinity of Yummychiyo, Hane and Helly rankings – with top spot going to Hane Ame for her spot on cosplay of Makima. As for other cosplay models, I’ll add cosplay by Octokuro and Anxi.

 

 

Nezuko in transformed demon form – poster art of screenshot from anime (fair use)

 

(4) NEZUKO KAMADO –
DEMON SLAYER (2019)

 

2019 anime Demon Slayer (Kimetsu no Yaiba) came to my attention through my usual source of recurring cosplay from accounts I follow – in this case pink kimono-clad and bamboo-bit cosplay.

The premise is all in the title – protagonist Tanjira Kamado slays demons. Intriguingly, it’s set in early twentieth century Japan or the Taisho period, so juxtaposing more modern urban Japan with more traditional rural Japan. And demons. Anyway, Tanjira slays demons after his family – mother and siblings – were all killed by demons. Except, that is, for his younger sister (or imouto) Nezuko – who’s been turned into a demon but retains enough of her humanity to recognize (and kick ass for) her brother and generally not attack people, although she has a precautionary bamboo gag for her fangs. Also, she’s freaking adorable. She’s mute (because of the demon thing) and spends most of her time sleeping, while her brother carries her around in a box on his back on his quest to find her a cure.

 

ART & COSPLAY

 

As is mostly the case for my girls of anime, for my iconic feature image I used the page image from the Demon Slayer fan wiki for how she appears in the anime.

 

ART

 

One of the few girls of anime who – surprisingly – has not been featured in art by Sciamano or Dandonfuga. So my top Nezuko art is Kikol and Neoartcore.

AI shoutout to Naughty Neurals and Sakura.

 

COSPLAY – HANE

 

Nezuko does score a Hane ranking for cosplay of her by Hane Ame. For my other Nezuko cosplay by my favorite models – By0ru and Anxi.

 

 

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Nami as she appears in her signature (post-timeskip) outift in the anime (fair use)

 

(3) NAMI –

ONE PIECE (1999)

 

Queen of the Pirates!

I am only slightly familiar with the anime One Piece, namely because it is one of the longest running (and best-selling) manga and anime series – originating in 1997 for the manga and 1999 for the anime. As such, it has accumulated a vast cast of characters and attracted prolific cosplay – indeed, for this entry I would rank the cosplay in preference to the anime’s art as it improves upon the latter, which is somewhat cartoonish in style (albeit it has evolved over time).

One Piece is an absurdist pirate fantasy (really) – with its protagonist Monkey D. Luffy (no, really) setting out to become the King of Pirates by finding the titular One Piece treasure with his crew of Straw Hat Pirates, and opposed by the World Government. It’s…that kind of series.

The world of One Piece is primarily an ocean world, inhabited by human and fantasy races, and with technology perhaps approaching steampunk levels – albeit with magical creatures replicating many modern conveniences, particularly electronic devices. And of course, there is magic – particularly the Devil Fruit, which give each person who takes it different magical powers.

And while it’s a close run thing with the other girls of One Piece – two in particular – I have to give top spot to “Cat burglar” Nami – originally a thief or pickpocket (who detested pirates), she is won over by Luffy and the Straw Hat Pirates to become their navigator, motivated by her desire to map the world. Although her true love has tended to be money or treasure.

Her navigational ability is reinforced by a magical ability to read and control weather, albeit through magical device rather than Devil Fruit. She has a number of costumes, but perhaps her signature costume is her bikini top and jeans. Speaking of which…

 

ART & COSPLAY

 

For my iconic feature image, I chose a full height version of how she appears in her signature outfit in the anime, although it seems to have been somewhat stylised from the anime or manga art (by a fan wiki).

 

ART – SCIAMANO & DANDONFUGA

 

Does Nami score my Sciamano and Dandonfuga rankings? You bet she does! Dandonfuga almost edges forward of Sciamano to take top spot because the former’s Nami art featured her signature outfit in one hell of a wanted poster, but my favorite artist is my favorite artist after all.

For my top girl of anime, Nami is not as prolific a subject among my favorite artists as I would have thought but I’ll rank eight artists:

1 – Sciamano (as my favorite artist but also some of my favorite artwork for Nami)

2 – Dandonfuga (came oh so close to top spot for that wanted poster, as well as more artwork of Nami

3 – Kiko L (close runner up with some of my favorite artwork of Nami

4 – Logan Cure (close runner up with one of my single favorite images of Nami

5 – Neoartcore (cute Nami art)

6 – Magion (more cute Nami art)

7 – Artgerm (for sketchwork of Nami by a professional comics artist)

8 – Olcha S (for art of Nami in a distinctive style)

 

SPECIAL MENTION – Shikarii (one of my favorite artworks of Nami)

 

Also AI shoutout to Naughty Neurals and Sakura

 

COSPLAY – HANE & HELLY

 

Does Nami score my Hane & Helly rankings? You bet she does – although sadly no Yummychiyo, who would absolutely rock that signature costume. Hane Ame absolutely rocks that signature outfit, hence just edging out Helly Valentine for top spot (and a candidate for my top ten Hane Ame cosplays).

 

While Nami is a popular subject of cosplay – particularly as her costumes seem somewhat more straightforward in design – she’s not as prolific among my favorite cosplay models but again I can just squeeze out a Nami cosplay top ten on the spot

1 – Hane Ame

2 – Helly Valentine

3 – Kalinka Fox

4 – Miu

5 – Camillia

6 – Tabitha Lyons

7 – Aqua

8 – Anxi

9 – Katyuska Moonfox

10 – Vampy Bit Me (as opposed to her signature Nico Robin cosplay)

 

SPECIAL MENTION

Sofia Gomez (with Sophie Mudd as Nico Robin)

 

 

S-TIER (GODDESS TIER)

 

 

 

Yoko in her classic costume as she appears in the anime (fair use)

 

(2) YOKO LITTNER –
TENGEN TOPPA GURREN LAGANN (2007)

 

“Fight the Power!”

My top spot for Evangelion leads naturally to Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann (or Gurren Lagann for short) by the same anime studio (Studio Gainax) – and its leading female character Yoko Littner, arguably as iconic of anime girls in general as the girls of Evangelion. Yoko is essentially the Red Sonja of anime – a similarly statuesque redhead, but with a massive sniper rifle (apparently modelled on the Barrett M82 anti-materiel rifle) instead of a sword. And just as Red Sonja fights in a chainmail bikini and boots, Yoko Littner shoots down giant mecha in the desert while wearing a bikini top, hot pants, pink stockings and boots. Indeed, when she wore a swimsuit to the beach, it actually covered more than her normal outfit. (It’s anime – of course, there’s a beach episode, even in a series about fighting giant mecha in the desert).

Any attempt at a short description of the plot of Gurren Lagann doesn’t do justice to it, although as usual TV Tropes does it best – “a roller coaster ride of fan service” (primarily provided by Yoko herself), “over-the-top fight scenes between mecha, hot-bloodedness, epic sunglasses, massive badassery and mind-blowing heroism”. As TV Tropes observed, the series is what happens when Studio Gainax, the anime studio responsible for Neon Genesis Evangelion, is asked to create a Saturday morning cartoon. Indeed, the series could be described as the exact polar opposite of Neon Genesis Evangelion – similarly involving giant piloted mecha pitted against threats to humanity, but rarely taking itself as seriously and mixed with audacity rather than angst. Not to mention less of the “what the hell is going on?” mind-screw of Evangelion, although of course it is still present – it IS Studio Gainax after all.

As succinctly as possible, humanity has been virtually eliminated but for remnants in subterranean villages and some isolated surface villages, kept under the heel of ‘Beast-men’ (combining human and animal DNA) with giant mecha (large armored and powered robotic suits, controlled by operators inside them). And it just gets crazier from there, ultimately evolving to cosmic mecha IN SPACE fighting against eldritch abominations (so not too much different from Neon Genesis Evangelion).

After all, this is a series in which one of the main protagonists, Kamina, declares “Go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb! That’s how Team Gurren rolls!” And in which one of the other main protagonists, Simon, spontaneously invents teleportation just to punch someone in the face (and knock some sense into them). And in which the title refers to piercing the heavens. And in which the most common catchphrase is “Just who the hell do you think we are?”, perhaps to capture the audience’s puzzlement as well as the audacity of its characters.

Yoko herself literally bursts into the first episode as the main female protagonist (and eye candy) of the series – “a woman with a very big gun (and very little clothing)” firing at a beast-mecha as both collapse the roof of the subterranean village of the two male protagonists, Kamina and Simon. And that essentially defines her character for the balance of the series – “It can be a real pain being as tough as I am” as Yoko herself declares, as she continues to shoot down giant mecha through the series. As for her surname, that seems to derive from her surface village of origin.

 

ART & COSPLAY

 

For her iconic feature image, I chose an image of Yoko in her classic costume as she appears in the anime, used as a feature image from the fan wiki and also in a heroes wiki – I used the latter for its clearer image and background contrast. It doesn’t do her justice and there is far superior art (as well as cosplay) of her out there as I note below but it does give a full length view of her classic costume from (gun) barrel to boots. It also conveys something of her insanely statuesque figure, hence why she is such an iconic girl of anime and why she is a recurring staple of art or cosplay.

 

ART – SCIAMANO & DANDONFUGA

 

Yes, indeed – Yoko scores both Sciamano and Dandonfuga rankings as of course both have done art of her. There’s also art of her by Artgerm, Elias Chatzoudis, Neoartcore, Magion, and Prywinko.

 

COSPLAY – HANE & HELLY

 

Yoko almost scores the jackpot of my holy trinity – sadly, there’s no Yummychiyo cosplay of her, as Yummychiyo would absolutely have rocked Yoko cosplay. Still, Hane Ame and Helly Valentine rock their Yoko cosplay. Two of my other favorite models – By0ru and Australian cosplayer Katyuska Moonfox – also rock their Yoko cosplay.

 

 

 

 

Figure of Asuka from the ‘Eva Girls’ collection of scale figures by sculptor Hayashi Hiroki in 2022 to celebrate the 25th anniversary of Evangelion and of Kaiyodo’s first such products from the series – as advertised for sale in stores (fair use)

 

 

(1) ASUKA LANGLEY SORYU –
NEON GENESIS EVANGELION / EVANGELION (1995)

 

I had to give my top (goddess-tier) spot to one of the girls  from my favorite anime, Neon Genesis Evangelion (and Evangelion in general as a franchise) – in which traumatized teenagers in a post-apocalyptic Japan pilot giant mecha suits to fight eldritch abominations known as Angels. Which may actually be Angels in the Biblical sense – I’m not sure that anyone, including its creator, knew entirely what was going on. It…was that kind of anime. In the words of the Comic Buyer’s Guide, “this is a giant robot saga the way that Twin Peaks is a cop show”. Or in the simpler words of the caption for the TV Tropes page image – “Not pictured: Sanity”.

And it’s no surprise that the leading duo of Rei Ayanami and Asuka Langley Soryu predominate the girls of Evangelion, as well as iconic of anime girls in general. The only issue was which one to give it to – and I gave it to Asuka because as much as I have a soft spot for Rei, she is weird (and a clone of Shinji’s mother) while Asuka is so iconic an anime girl that she has become something of a meme on social media.

 

ART & COSPLAY

 

As for her iconic feature image, I went with the advertised image for a figurine of her in her distinctive and most iconic plugsuit.

 

ART – DANDONFUGA

 

Sadly no Sciamano art of Asuka but she does score a Dandonfuga ranking for art of her – I’m also counting Dandonfuga’s art of DVa in Asuka’s costume.

Otherwise, there’s art of her by Artgerm, Kikol Draws, Magion, and Prywinko – as well as standout art of her in a duo with Rei by Logan Cure.

 

COSPLAY – YUMMYCHIYO, HANE & HELLY

 

Yes – Asuka scores my cosplay holy trinity with cosplay of her by Yummychiyo, Hane Ame, and Helly Valentine. There’s also cosplay of her by By0ru.

 

 

GIRLS OF ANIME: TOP 10 (TIER LIST)

 

S-TIER (GODDESS TIER)

 

(1) ASUKA LANGLEY SORYU – NEON GENESIS EVANGELION

(2) YOKO LITTNER – TENGEN TOPPA GURREN LAGANN

 

If Asuka is my Old Testament of Girls of Anime, then Yoko is my New Testament.

 

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(3) NAMI – ONE PIECE

 

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(4) NEZUKO KAMADO – DEMON SLAYER

(5) MAKIMA – CHAINSAW MAN

(6) MARIN KITAGAWA – MY DRESS-UP DARLING

(7) YOR FORGER – SPY X FAMILY

(8) LUCY (LUCYNA KUSHINADA) – CYBERPUNK EDGERUNNERS

(9) FRIEREN – FRIEREN: BEYOND JOURNEY’S END

 

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(10) MOMO AYASE – DANDADAN

 

Top Tens – Apostles & Saints: Apostles & Saints of Mythology

I assume this painting in the public domain needs little introduction – Leonardo da Vinci’s The Last Supper painted in 1498, one of the most famous and most imitated paintings

 

APOSTLES & SAINTS (MUSES): MYTHOLOGY

 

No, not the usual apostles and saints, the apostles and saints of Christianity, particularly as exemplified by Roman Catholicism (although ironically there is some overlap which I will also feature here) – these are my apostles of the goddess and saints of pagan catholicism.

These are the apostles and saints that I have playfully canonized for the mythos I call home – which I also playfully refer to as my pagan catholicism.

Also the ethos I call home – that classical Greek pagan ethos encapsulated by Weston La Barre as “live valiantly, gloriously and joyously in the world”.

So what are my apostles of the goddess and saints of pagan catholicism?

They are the cultural or literary figures – writers in other words for the latter, predominantly drawn from the authors of my favorite books or literary works – that embody or exemplify the mythos or ethos of paganism, consciously or otherwise (as well as seriously or otherwise – I’m joking and I’m serious!). The apostles of the goddess are my highest class of saint – those saints that spread the gospel of the goddess or that embody or exemplify the mythos or ethos of paganism with particular emphasis on the goddess or goddesses. I also classify my apostles and saints as greater or lesser (essentially based on their iconic status), with the former signified by upper case and the latter by lower case.

Finally, I use the opportunity of my lists for my apostles and saints to also include my muses – that is, the female cultural or literary figures that appeal to or inspire me, again predominantly drawn from the authors of my favorite books or literary works. Of course, most of them rank among my apostles or saints, particularly the former.

Poets and writers of fantasy tend by their very nature to be saints of pagan catholicism, but students of mythology are almost up there with them.

 

APOSTLES OF THE GODDESS

 

(1) St. Barbara Walker

 

Apostle of the goddess with her Women’s Encyclopedia of Myths & Secrets (as well as other works)

 

(2) ST. ROBERT GRAVES OF THE WHITE GODDESS

 

The original apostle of the goddess – the White Goddess. For she is the goddess and this is her body

 

(3) St. Joyce Tyldesley

 

Egyptologist with her specialty of women in ancient Egypt and goddesses in Egyptian mythology

 

(4) DISCORDIAN APOSTLES OF THE GODDESS

 

How I found Goddess – and what I did to Her when I found Her. Apostles of the goddess Eris Discordia – the writers of the Principia Discordia and apostles of Discordianism

 

(5) ST. APULEIUS OF THE GOLDEN ASS

 

The original apostle of the goddess or at least the one with the earliest surviving gospel of the goddess – “Queen of Heaven…in whatever aspect, by whatever name, with whatever ceremony we should invoke you”

 

(6) St. Bettany Hughes of Helen & Aphrodite.

 

Apostle of Aphrodite – and of Helen of Troy

 

(7) St. Natalie Haynes

 

English classicist with her specialty of the women and goddesses of classical mythology

 

SAINTS OF PAGAN CATHOLICISM

 

(1) BIBLICAL SAINTS OF PAGAN CATHOLICISM

 

Or as I like to dub them, double saints – akin to double agents. That is, those saints that are simultaneously saints within Biblical or Christian tradition and also act as saints or agents of pagan catholicism. They’re surprisingly prolific – so much so that there’s enough for their own separate list.

 

(2) ST. HOMER OF THE ILIAD & ODYSSEY

 

Need I say more? Author of the Iliad and the Odyssey, the rosy-fingered dawn of Western literature and classical mythology. Even more so as he (or she or they?) went round singing it from memory, truly an epic level of bard

 

(3) St. Katherine Briggs of Fairy

 

The classic British folklorist, particularly of fairy folklore

 

(4) St. Peter Dickinson of Dragons

 

Canonized for his “natural history” of dragons that makes you believe in their reality

 

(5) ST. JOSEPH CAMPBELL OF HERO

 

Saint of the heroic monomyth in The Hero with a Thousand Faces – the archetypal heroic narrative which has influenced mythology and literary or writing studies ever since, most notably including George Lucas’ Star Wars

 

(6) St. Weston La Barre of the Ghost Dance

 

Canonised for his deliciously snarky magnum opus The Ghost Dance: The Origins of Religion, presenting all religions as shamanic in nature and ghost dances at heart

 

(7) St. Ronald Hutton

 

The foremost contemporary scholar of neopaganism, druids, shamans, witches, and more.

 

(8) SAINTS OF TAROT

 

Essentially any creators of Tarot decks – foremost among them SS. Pamela Coleman Smith and Arthur Waite of Tarot as creators of the definitive and most influential modern Tarot deck. (And no – I refuse to canonize Aleister Crowley, even as creator of the other definitive modern Tarot deck, although I’m prepared to beatify his artist Lady Frieda Harris)

 

(9) SAINTS OF THE FOLKLORE INDEX

 

SS. Antti Aarne, Stith Thompson, and Hans Jorg Uther – canonized as creators of the Aarne-Thompson-Uther Index and Thompson Motif-Index of Folklore-Literature

 

(10) ST. THOMAS BULFINCH

 

Sadly not quite how I’d like to imagine him – as a banker by day and Bacchanalian by night – but more of an accidental saint of pagan catholicism, as compiler of his classic reference Bulfinch’s mythology

 

(11) ST. E. COBHAM BREWER OF PHRASE & FABLE

 

As an ordained Reverend perhaps even more incongruously saint of pagan catholicism than Thomas Bulfinch but similarly earns his sainthood as compiler of the classic Brewer’s Dictionary of Phrase and Fable.

 

(12) ST. JAMES GEORGE FRAZER OF THE GOLDEN BOUGH

 

Saint of the monomyth of the sacrificial sacred king and dying-resurrecting god of fertility

 

(13) St. Walter Burkert

 

Pretty much any scholar of classical mythology – or “classics” in general as it is termed in academia – ranks as a saint of pagan catholicsm by nature. St Walter Burkert earns his canonization more than most for his landmark study Greek Religion

 

(14) SS. Richard Barber & Anne Riches of Fabulous Beasts

 

Canonized for their dictionary of that title for legendary creatures

 

(15) SS. Alberto Manguel & Gianni Guadalupi of Imaginary Places

 

Canonized for their dictionary of that title for legendary geography

 

(16) St. Jonathan Kirsch

 

It may seem surprising that I canonized an author who writes almost entirely about the Bible as a saint of pagan catholicism but there you have it. After all, I’ve canonized my Biblical saints of pagan catholicism so why not Kirsch? Kirsch has written some of my favorite pagan Biblical studies, in effect if not intent – looking at the more graphic or problematic content of the Bible, the type that has people exclaim what do you mean THAT’S in the Bible?!

 

(17) St. John Lindow

 

Canonized for his encyclopediac reference to Norse mythology

 

(18) St. Camilla Townsend

 

Scholar of Aztec mythology

 

(19) ST. CHARLES FORT OF THE SUPER-SARGASSO SEA

 

Creator of the modern mythology of anomalies named for him as Forteana – and proclaimed with tongue in cheek “I believe nothing of my own that I have ever written”

 

(20) St. Jans Harold Brunsvand

 

The foremost chronicler of the modern mythology of urban legends

 

(21) SAINTS OF THE CHURCH OF THE SUB-GENIUS

 

Eternal salvation or triple your money back!

Similar to the apostles of Discordianism, except that the Church of the Sub-Genius does not have the same focus on a supreme goddess (with the arguable exception of Connie Dobbs, wife of their prophet J. R. “Bob”Dobbs) – a joke disguised as a religion or a religion disguised as a joke

 

(22) ST. EURIPIDES OF THE BACCHAE

 

Evangelist of the gospel of Dionysus

 

(23) St. Paul Robichaud of Pan

 

Evangelist of the gospel of Pan

 

(24) ST. LAO TZU OF THE TAO

 

Evangelist of the Tao, which I rank within the broad church of catholic paganism

 

(25) ST. THOMAS MALORY OF ARTHUR

 

Evangelist of King Arthur – fifteenth century writer of the definitive version of Arthurian legend in popular culture, Le Morte d’Arthur.

 

(26) St. H.A. Guerber

 

American writer of “lively retelling of myths” in the late nineteenth century and early twentieth century

 

(27) ST. MIRCEA ELIADE

 

Saint of “the nostalgia for Paradise…the desire to find oneself always and without effort in the center of the world, at the heart of reality” – one of the foremost scholars of mythology, close to Campbell albeit without the same name recognition in popular culture and imagination

 

(28) SS. Wil Huygen & Rien Poortvliet of Gnomes

 

“Jesus, read a coffee table book”

Similar to Peter Dickinson with dragons, canonized for an iconic “natural history” of gnomes that makes you believe in their reality

Top Tens – Mythology: Top 10 Books (Honorable Mention: Bible & Biblical Mythology)

Michelangelo’s Pieta, St Peter’s Basilica, Vatican City – photograph donated to public domain

 

TOP 10 MYTHOLOGY BOOKS (HONORABLE MENTION: BIBLE & BIBLICAL MYTHOLOGY)

 

That’s right – I don’t just have a top ten mythology books, or my usual twenty special mentions. I also have honorable mentions.

My usual rule is that I have no cap on the number of individual entries I can list as honorable mention for any given top ten if there are enough entries beyond my top ten or special mentions – and I tend to just list them in chronological or date order, usually date of publication for books.

However, for mythology books, I have some different rules, except the lack of any cap or numerical limit on honorable mention.

My primary rule is that I have honorable mentions for books in selected subjects of mythology, where there are enough entries for that subject (potentially racking them up for a top ten in that subject) – as here, with the subject of the Bible and Biblical mythology.

And where I have honorable mentions for particular subjects, I quickly recap the entries on that subject from my top ten or special mentions first before moving on to my further honorable mentions, in tier rankings and numerical sequence albeit with some degree or chronological or date order.

 

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TO RECAP BIBLICAL ENTRIES FROM MY TOP 10 MYTHOLOGY BOOKS (INCLUDING THE PRIMARY SOURCE OF THE BIBLE ITSELF)

 

 

The title page to the 1611 first edition of the King James Bible

 

(1) BIBLE

 

Obviously the primary source for Biblical mythology or other Biblical subjects, as well as top place entry in my Top 10 Mythology Books with Biblical mythology also in top spot in my Top 10 Mythologies – and those entries go into more detail.

This is the big one – genesis and apocalypse, alpha and omega, allelujah and amen!

 

RATING: 5 STARS*****
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(2) BARBARA WALKER – WOMEN’S ENCYCLOPEDIA OF MYTHS & SECRETS (1983)

 

She is the goddess and this is her body!

And this book is also third place entry in my Top 10 Mythology Books, where you can read more detail about it there.

While the book is essentially comparative mythology to variations on the theme of goddesses or the goddess, it has a substantial number of its encyclopedia on Biblical subjects or broader subjects within Jewish or Christian folklore.

 

RATING: 5 STARS*****
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TO RECAP BIBLICAL ENTRIES FROM MY TOP 10 MYTHOLOGY BOOKS (SPECIAL MENTION)

 

 

 

 

(3) JONATHAN KIRSCH –

THE HARLOT BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD / A HISTORY OF THE END OF THE WORLD (1998 / 2006)

 

My personal favorite book of the Bible is the Book of Apocalypse, or as I like to call it, Babylon and the Beast – hence my special mention for Jonathan Kirsch, who wrote about it in A History of the End of the World.

It doesn’t stop there. As I like to quip, it’s the book that doesn’t stop giving, even after you stop believing – and Jonathan Kirsch is the author of some of my favorite studies of the Bible. Not of the whole Bible, mind you – for one thing, he tends towards a Jewish focus on the Old Testament (with that one notable exception for the Book of Apocalypse).

There’s his first such book, The Harlot by the Side of the Road, for which the subtitle says it all – Forbidden Tales of the Bible.

There’s his books on Moses and King David respectively, arguably the two leading figures of the Old Testament – well, apart from God.

And there’s his books on subjects not so much from Biblical mythology but Biblical religion – such as his book God Against the Gods, as stated in its subtitle, a history of the war between monotheism and polytheism (in the Roman Empire).

 

RATING:
A-TIER (TOP TIER)

 

HONORABLE MENTION 

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Harper Perennial edition 1983

 

 

(4) MANFRED BARTHEL –

WHAT THE BIBLE REALLY SAYS (1982)

 

This book is summed up in its subtitle, “casting new light on the book of books” – or as per the longer blurb or precis this edition (which is the one I have) has on its front cover for some reason, “fascinating archaeological discoveries and surprising new translations are enriching our understanding of what the Bible really says. Here readers of all religious persuasions will find fresh insights to illuminate and make the Bible more meaningful and exciting reading”.

Given the book was published in 1982, that light is not so new anymore but it remains highly, well, illuminating. I’m not so sure about “readers of all religious persuasions”, or the Bible as “exciting reading” for that matter – as I like to quip, the Bible may be the Word of God but in that case He needed a good editor. Barthel is forthright from the outset that any serious study of the Bible has to abandon any notions of fundamentalism or literalism – that the Bible is literally true in every aspect. However, those inclined to skepticism towards any historicity in the Bible may find their views challenged almost as much.

What the Bible Really Says is the source of my hot take about the Bible, to antagonize both believers and skeptics – that the Bible is a lot less historical than fundamentalist believers usually maintain, but more historical than skeptics usually give it credit.

Among other things, it proposes more naturalistic explanations of apparently supernatural miracles. For example, it queries that people have proposed all sorts of different explanations, allegorical or otherwise, for the burning bush, until only recently thinking to ask a botanist whether there was a plant capable of matching that description. And indeed there is – a species of plant that accumulates an oil on its leaves, which can then ignite in the sun and burn off, harmlessly without affecting the leaf or plant.

And so on – with little interpretative nuggets like that throughout the book, literally from genesis to apocalypse.

 

RATING:
A-TIER (TOP TIER)

 

 

(5) IAN JONES –

JOSHUA, THE MAN THEY CALLED JESUS (1999)

 

This honorable mention essentially reflects a narrower subset within the subject of the Bible and Biblical mythology for Jesus as the most prominent Biblical figure in my reading, reflecting the prolific number of books on him. That’s particularly for analysis or studies of what is often termed the historical Jesus (as opposed to the mythic or religious Christ). Essentially we’re talking historical biography as best can be parsed or reconstructed from the available sources, primarily the Gospels.

Funnily enough, this book remains one of my favorite historical biographies of Jesus – essentially Jesus and his disciples as Ned Kelly and the Kelly Gang!

No, really – but not literally, although I’d love to see the latter. This biography of Jesus sticks out like a sore thumb from Jones’ bibliography that is almost entirely about Australian outlaw bushranger Ned Kelly and his Kelly Gang. But you know what? It works.

For all that the specialty of Jones, an Australian writer, was Ned Kelly and the Kelly Gang, it would seem that adapted well to constructing a historical biography of a figure from layers of legend and reverence from sources originating from that figure’s followers.

Jones even makes a reference to this effect in his introduction to this book, saying that in his youth he argued with a priest that using the Gospels as the source of a historical biography of Jesus was like using the closest members of the Kelly Gang as your source about Ned Kelly – an argument he admits he finds embarrassing now for its lack of tact.

Lack of tact perhaps but not a bad approach for gleaning nuggets of fact from legend – or glowing hagiography, although messianography might be a better word in this case. Although as Jones notes from the outset, the Gospels were not actually written by the disciples for whom they are named, albeit he advocates the Gospel of John has consistent signs of originating from a source close to the historical Jesus, perhaps not unlike the favorite disciple for whom it is named.

This book remains my favorite such historical biography of Jesus, in part due to a deft prose style, and one of the biggest influences for my view of the Jesus in the Gospels essentially as a (tragic) figure of what I dub the great messianic ghost dance.

 

RATING:

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*

*

HONORABLE MENTION 

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(6) DONALD ATTWATER –

PENGUIN DICTIONARY OF SAINTS (1938)

 

Exactly what it says on the tin, except that it originated from the Dictionary of Saints by British Catholic author Donald Attwater in 1938, hence the date for my honorable mention. It was apparently revised as the Penguin Dictionary of Saints in various editions since.

Saints are one of the most prolific elements of Christian folklore, particularly within Catholicism. The most fundamental saints are those within the New Testament, notably the apostles and other figures directly associated with Jesus in the Gospels – although one of the most fundamental, St Paul, was never directly associated with Jesus as a person rather than through visions. Indeed, the writers of the books of the New Testament (as attributed or nominated) have also all been sainted.

Beyond the Bible (as there are Christian saints drawn from the Old Testament as well as the New), there is a plethora of saints, ranging from mythic to historic figures. Saints of course overlap with martyrs – those killed for their faith – and both overlap with relics.

Saints are so prolific that I’ve always been reminded of the observation of John Ralston Saul that for a religion that is identified as monotheistic, Christianity has moved through the trinity of its godhead with a potential fourth divine figure in Mary to the twelve apostles and such a plethora of saints that it rivals the polytheism of Hinduism. (To which Saul might well have added a comparison to the classical paganism that probably inspired the proliferation of saints, at least in part, what with its various levels of gods through to demi-hemi-semi-gods).

 

RATING:

B-TIER (HIGH TIER)

 

 

 

(7) GUSTAV DAVIDSON –

A DICTIONARY OF ANGELS (1967)

*

Again, exactly what it says on the tin.

Which is harder than you might think, given how few angels are actually named in the Bible – even if you count, as this dictionary does, the fallen angels, or where the use of star connotes an angel as with Star Wormwood in the Book of Apocalypse.

In fairness, the book admits as much in its introduction – so it teases out all canonical references to angels and ranges through non-canonical or extra-biblical writings and folklore.

 

RATING:

B-TIER (HIGH TIER)

*

HONORABLE MENTION

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*

*

(8) TIMOTHY FREKE & PETER GANDY –

THE JESUS MYSTERIES: WAS THE ORIGINAL JESUS A PAGAN GOD?

 

Given how prolific books about Jesus are, it is not surprising that there are books with theories about Jesus that are, shall we say, a bit out there – or indeed, a lot out there.

I suppose this arises from the uncertainty about him as a historical figure. While the consensus of scholarship (and my own opinion) is that he was a historical person, many or perhaps most, if not all, of the details of his historical biography are up for debate, often highly contested.

That does extend to whether he was a historical person at all as opposed to an entirely mythic figure, with theories of the latter often dubbed the Christ myth theory – albeit a minority viewpoint. However, it is this viewpoint that has the most fringe theories – indeed, with some very wild theories indeed. That includes the theory of John Allegro in The Sacred Mushroom and the Cross of Jesus as magic mushroom and the theory of Joseph Atwill in Caesar’s Messiah of Jesus as creation of imperial Roman propaganda.

And then there’s this book, which proposes Jesus was not a historical person but essentially a syncretic creation or re-interpretation of a long line of dying-and-rising pagan divine figures worshipped in “mystery cults” from Osiris to Dionysus (such that the authors even label the generic figure as Osiris-Dionysus). As the authors quote a historian, from a historical perspective, Christianity is a Greek hero cult devoted to a Jewish Messiah. The authors attribute this syncretic creation to gnostic Christians, whom they identify as the original Christians as opposed to subsequent ‘literalist’ Christians.

I don’t buy their Jesus Mysteries thesis – few people do, and many have been quite caustic in their criticism, even other proponents of the Jesus myth theory – but you can’t deny it’s a hoot.

 

RATING:

X-TIER (WEIRD / WILD TIER)

Top Tens – Philosophy & Science: Top 10 Books (4) Camille Paglia – Sexual Personae

 

(4) CAMILLE PAGLIA:

SEXUAL PERSONAE: ART & DECADENCE FROM NEFERTITI TO EMILY DICKINSON (1990)

 

Men are from Apollo and women are from Dionysus – or how I learned to stop worrying and love the Pag!

Camille Paglia that is – neo-Dionysian and prose-poet provocateur par excellence.

Her mythic milkshake of Frazer and Freud brings all the boys – and girls – to the yard!

She out-Nietzsches Nietzsche with uberman AND uberwoman, even if the latter is a bit of a bitch-goddess, to borrow from William James. Mind you, her uberman is also a creature of extremes – “there is no female Mozart because there is no female Jack the Ripper”.

But no one speaks better about herself – and most things really – than the consummate prose-stylist who is Camille Paglia.

“That symbolized everything I would do with my life and work. Excess and extravagance and explosiveness….”

Or of her book that is her magnum opus and my top ten entry accordingly, Sexual Personae – a book rejected by at least seven different publishers as too hot to handle before it was published by Yale University Press – “it was intended to please no one and offend everyone”. In other words, my kind of book.

“In the book, Paglia argues that human nature has an inherently Dionysian or chthonic aspect, especially in regard to sexuality…Following Friedrich Nietzsche, Paglia argues that the primary conflict in Western culture is between the binary forces of the Apollonian and Dionysian, Apollo being associated with order, symmetry, culture, rationality, and sky, and Dionysus with disorder, chaos, nature, emotion, and earth.”

Or in other words, Apollo is boring but practical and Dionysus is damn good fun or hot slice of crazy.

“The entire process of the book was to discover the repressed elements of contemporary culture, whatever they are, and palpate them”. Mmm…palpate. Hail to the p0rnocracy!

Apart from her Apollonian-Dionysian dichotomy, Paglia also celebrates the Christian-pagan dichotomy – with the latter flourishing in art, eroticism and popular culture.

She believes that the “amorality, aggression, sadism, voyeurism, and pornography in great art have been ignored or glossed over by most academic critics” and that sex and nature are “brutal pagan forces.”

 

RATING: 4 STARS****

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Top Tens – Mythology: Top 10 Books (Special Mention) (13) Philip Jenkins – The Next Christendom

Oxford University Press, 3rd edition

 

(13) PHILIP JENKINS – THE NEXT CHRISTENDOM: THE COMING OF GLOBAL CHRISTIANITY

 

This book was – dare I say it? – a revelation.

That is not to say it was positive or negative, given the word revelation is often used to imply the former, but it was a dramatic paradigm shift for me. Previously, I had assumed that the world was slowly but steadily becoming more secular, with religion inexorably on the wane – perhaps with Islam as something of an outlier but particularly for Christianity, such that the world might be seen as increasingly post-Christian.

As I like to quip, I live in a Nietzschean world with a Freudian mind, so it was all too easy for my own assumption to follow the influence of Nietzsche’s pronouncement that God is dead, with increasingly fewer people showing up to the wake.

So did the revelation of this book prove that assumption to be true or false? Well…yes and no, but mostly yes.

The assumption is by and large true for the West, with some outliers – notably the United States, where there is substantial resistance to the more advanced secularization in Europe.

However, it is not true elsewhere and this book’s essential thesis is that, due to demography, the West is an increasingly smaller part of the world as a whole – waning in population in proportion to the so-called global South, certainly in relative terms and potentially even in absolute terms. And the assumption definitely does not hold for the South, where religion is booming – which looks to remain the case for the foreseeable future, until at least later in this century.

Not all religion mind you, as the book identifies three predominant religious currents booming in the global South – conservative Catholicism, fundamentalist Protestantism and Islam. The first two of course are currents within the religion of Christianity, which is the book’s primary focus. To sum up the book’s thesis in a nutshell, while Christianity West is waning, Christianity South is booming. (One was tempted to say Christianity East as well as Christianity South, particularly to connote Christianity in Asia as well as the symmetry in opposition with Christianity West, but that risked confusion with Orthodoxy).

Two interesting points stick most in my mind from this book. The first and more substantial point was that this was not some radical redirection of history, but in many ways history turning full circle to Christianity’s origin – where, for the first centuries of its existence, Christianity was predominantly an Asian and African religion, not a European one.

The second point, less substantial but more amusing as irony, is its reference to a work of SF satire, in which a future Christian Africa sends missionaries to a non-Christian Europe – a work that, as the book points out, may resemble satire less and less in the foreseeable future.

The book’s author Philip Jenkins is an American historian of religion with a focus on Christianity and has written a number of books on it, both for its future (as here) and its past. This is the only book of his that I have read so far, but hope to read more in the expectation that they prove to be as engaging as this one.

 

RATING: 4 STARS****
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