Top Tens – Apostles & Saints: Apostles & Saints of Mythology

I assume this painting in the public domain needs little introduction – Leonardo da Vinci’s The Last Supper painted in 1498, one of the most famous and most imitated paintings

 

APOSTLES & SAINTS (MUSES): MYTHOLOGY

 

No, not the usual apostles and saints, the apostles and saints of Christianity, particularly as exemplified by Roman Catholicism (although ironically there is some overlap which I will also feature here) – these are my apostles of the goddess and saints of pagan catholicism.

These are the apostles and saints that I have playfully canonized for the mythos I call home – which I also playfully refer to as my pagan catholicism.

Also the ethos I call home – that classical Greek pagan ethos encapsulated by Weston La Barre as “live valiantly, gloriously and joyously in the world”.

So what are my apostles of the goddess and saints of pagan catholicism?

They are the cultural or literary figures – writers in other words for the latter, predominantly drawn from the authors of my favorite books or literary works – that embody or exemplify the mythos or ethos of paganism, consciously or otherwise (as well as seriously or otherwise – I’m joking and I’m serious!). The apostles of the goddess are my highest class of saint – those saints that spread the gospel of the goddess or that embody or exemplify the mythos or ethos of paganism with particular emphasis on the goddess or goddesses. I also classify my apostles and saints as greater or lesser (essentially based on their iconic status), with the former signified by upper case and the latter by lower case.

Finally, I use the opportunity of my lists for my apostles and saints to also include my muses – that is, the female cultural or literary figures that appeal to or inspire me, again predominantly drawn from the authors of my favorite books or literary works. Of course, most of them rank among my apostles or saints, particularly the former.

Poets and writers of fantasy tend by their very nature to be saints of pagan catholicism, but students of mythology are almost up there with them.

 

APOSTLES OF THE GODDESS

 

(1) St. Barbara Walker

 

Apostle of the goddess with her Women’s Encyclopedia of Myths & Secrets (as well as other works)

 

(2) ST. ROBERT GRAVES OF THE WHITE GODDESS

 

The original apostle of the goddess – the White Goddess. For she is the goddess and this is her body

 

(3) St. Joyce Tyldesley

 

Egyptologist with her specialty of women in ancient Egypt and goddesses in Egyptian mythology

 

(4) DISCORDIAN APOSTLES OF THE GODDESS

 

How I found Goddess – and what I did to Her when I found Her. Apostles of the goddess Eris Discordia – the writers of the Principia Discordia and apostles of Discordianism

 

(5) ST. APULEIUS OF THE GOLDEN ASS

 

The original apostle of the goddess or at least the one with the earliest surviving gospel of the goddess – “Queen of Heaven…in whatever aspect, by whatever name, with whatever ceremony we should invoke you”

 

(6) St. Bettany Hughes of Helen & Aphrodite.

 

Apostle of Aphrodite – and of Helen of Troy

 

(7) St. Natalie Haynes

 

English classicist with her specialty of the women and goddesses of classical mythology

 

SAINTS OF PAGAN CATHOLICISM

 

(1) BIBLICAL SAINTS OF PAGAN CATHOLICISM

 

Or as I like to dub them, double saints – akin to double agents. That is, those saints that are simultaneously saints within Biblical or Christian tradition and also act as saints or agents of pagan catholicism. They’re surprisingly prolific – so much so that there’s enough for their own separate list.

 

(2) ST. HOMER OF THE ILIAD & ODYSSEY

 

Need I say more? Author of the Iliad and the Odyssey, the rosy-fingered dawn of Western literature and classical mythology. Even more so as he (or she or they?) went round singing it from memory, truly an epic level of bard

 

(3) St. Katherine Briggs of Fairy

 

The classic British folklorist, particularly of fairy folklore

 

(4) St. Peter Dickinson of Dragons

 

Canonized for his “natural history” of dragons that makes you believe in their reality

 

(5) ST. JOSEPH CAMPBELL OF HERO

 

Saint of the heroic monomyth in The Hero with a Thousand Faces – the archetypal heroic narrative which has influenced mythology and literary or writing studies ever since, most notably including George Lucas’ Star Wars

 

(6) St. Weston La Barre of the Ghost Dance

 

Canonised for his deliciously snarky magnum opus The Ghost Dance: The Origins of Religion, presenting all religions as shamanic in nature and ghost dances at heart

 

(7) St. Ronald Hutton

 

The foremost contemporary scholar of neopaganism, druids, shamans, witches, and more.

 

(8) SAINTS OF TAROT

 

Essentially any creators of Tarot decks – foremost among them SS. Pamela Coleman Smith and Arthur Waite of Tarot as creators of the definitive and most influential modern Tarot deck. (And no – I refuse to canonize Aleister Crowley, even as creator of the other definitive modern Tarot deck, although I’m prepared to beatify his artist Lady Frieda Harris)

 

(9) SAINTS OF THE FOLKLORE INDEX

 

SS. Antti Aarne, Stith Thompson, and Hans Jorg Uther – canonized as creators of the Aarne-Thompson-Uther Index and Thompson Motif-Index of Folklore-Literature

 

(10) ST. THOMAS BULFINCH

 

Sadly not quite how I’d like to imagine him – as a banker by day and Bacchanalian by night – but more of an accidental saint of pagan catholicism, as compiler of his classic reference Bulfinch’s mythology

 

(11) ST. E. COBHAM BREWER OF PHRASE & FABLE

 

As an ordained Reverend perhaps even more incongruously saint of pagan catholicism than Thomas Bulfinch but similarly earns his sainthood as compiler of the classic Brewer’s Dictionary of Phrase and Fable.

 

(12) ST. JAMES GEORGE FRAZER OF THE GOLDEN BOUGH

 

Saint of the monomyth of the sacrificial sacred king and dying-resurrecting god of fertility

 

(13) St. Walter Burkert

 

Pretty much any scholar of classical mythology – or “classics” in general as it is termed in academia – ranks as a saint of pagan catholicsm by nature. St Walter Burkert earns his canonization more than most for his landmark study Greek Religion

 

(14) SS. Richard Barber & Anne Riches of Fabulous Beasts

 

Canonized for their dictionary of that title for legendary creatures

 

(15) SS. Alberto Manguel & Gianni Guadalupi of Imaginary Places

 

Canonized for their dictionary of that title for legendary geography

 

(16) St. Jonathan Kirsch

 

It may seem surprising that I canonized an author who writes almost entirely about the Bible as a saint of pagan catholicism but there you have it. After all, I’ve canonized my Biblical saints of pagan catholicism so why not Kirsch? Kirsch has written some of my favorite pagan Biblical studies, in effect if not intent – looking at the more graphic or problematic content of the Bible, the type that has people exclaim what do you mean THAT’S in the Bible?!

 

(17) St. John Lindow

 

Canonized for his encyclopediac reference to Norse mythology

 

(18) St. Camilla Townsend

 

Scholar of Aztec mythology

 

(19) ST. CHARLES FORT OF THE SUPER-SARGASSO SEA

 

Creator of the modern mythology of anomalies named for him as Forteana – and proclaimed with tongue in cheek “I believe nothing of my own that I have ever written”

 

(20) St. Jans Harold Brunsvand

 

The foremost chronicler of the modern mythology of urban legends

 

(21) SAINTS OF THE CHURCH OF THE SUB-GENIUS

 

Eternal salvation or triple your money back!

Similar to the apostles of Discordianism, except that the Church of the Sub-Genius does not have the same focus on a supreme goddess (with the arguable exception of Connie Dobbs, wife of their prophet J. R. “Bob”Dobbs) – a joke disguised as a religion or a religion disguised as a joke

 

(22) ST. EURIPIDES OF THE BACCHAE

 

Evangelist of the gospel of Dionysus

 

(23) St. Paul Robichaud of Pan

 

Evangelist of the gospel of Pan

 

(24) ST. LAO TZU OF THE TAO

 

Evangelist of the Tao, which I rank within the broad church of catholic paganism

 

(25) ST. THOMAS MALORY OF ARTHUR

 

Evangelist of King Arthur – fifteenth century writer of the definitive version of Arthurian legend in popular culture, Le Morte d’Arthur.

 

(26) St. H.A. Guerber

 

American writer of “lively retelling of myths” in the late nineteenth century and early twentieth century

 

(27) ST. MIRCEA ELIADE

 

Saint of “the nostalgia for Paradise…the desire to find oneself always and without effort in the center of the world, at the heart of reality” – one of the foremost scholars of mythology, close to Campbell albeit without the same name recognition in popular culture and imagination

 

(28) SS. Wil Huygen & Rien Poortvliet of Gnomes

 

“Jesus, read a coffee table book”

Similar to Peter Dickinson with dragons, canonized for an iconic “natural history” of gnomes that makes you believe in their reality

Top Tens – Mythology: Top 10 Books (Honorable Mention: Bible & Biblical Mythology)

Michelangelo’s Pieta, St Peter’s Basilica, Vatican City – photograph donated to public domain

 

TOP 10 MYTHOLOGY BOOKS (HONORABLE MENTION: BIBLE & BIBLICAL MYTHOLOGY)

 

That’s right – I don’t just have a top ten mythology books, or my usual twenty special mentions. I also have honorable mentions.

My usual rule is that I have no cap on the number of individual entries I can list as honorable mention for any given top ten if there are enough entries beyond my top ten or special mentions – and I tend to just list them in chronological or date order, usually date of publication for books.

However, for mythology books, I have some different rules, except the lack of any cap or numerical limit on honorable mention.

My primary rule is that I have honorable mentions for books in selected subjects of mythology, where there are enough entries for that subject (potentially racking them up for a top ten in that subject) – as here, with the subject of the Bible and Biblical mythology.

And where I have honorable mentions for particular subjects, I quickly recap the entries on that subject from my top ten or special mentions first before moving on to my further honorable mentions, in tier rankings and numerical sequence albeit with some degree or chronological or date order.

 

S-TIER (GOD TIER)

TO RECAP BIBLICAL ENTRIES FROM MY TOP 10 MYTHOLOGY BOOKS (INCLUDING THE PRIMARY SOURCE OF THE BIBLE ITSELF)

 

 

The title page to the 1611 first edition of the King James Bible

 

(1) BIBLE

 

Obviously the primary source for Biblical mythology or other Biblical subjects, as well as top place entry in my Top 10 Mythology Books with Biblical mythology also in top spot in my Top 10 Mythologies – and those entries go into more detail.

This is the big one – genesis and apocalypse, alpha and omega, allelujah and amen!

 

RATING: 5 STARS*****
S-TIER (GOD TIER – WHAT ELSE?)

 

 

 

(2) BARBARA WALKER – WOMEN’S ENCYCLOPEDIA OF MYTHS & SECRETS (1983)

 

She is the goddess and this is her body!

And this book is also third place entry in my Top 10 Mythology Books, where you can read more detail about it there.

While the book is essentially comparative mythology to variations on the theme of goddesses or the goddess, it has a substantial number of its encyclopedia on Biblical subjects or broader subjects within Jewish or Christian folklore.

 

RATING: 5 STARS*****
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TO RECAP BIBLICAL ENTRIES FROM MY TOP 10 MYTHOLOGY BOOKS (SPECIAL MENTION)

 

 

 

 

(3) JONATHAN KIRSCH –

THE HARLOT BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD / A HISTORY OF THE END OF THE WORLD (1998 / 2006)

 

My personal favorite book of the Bible is the Book of Apocalypse, or as I like to call it, Babylon and the Beast – hence my special mention for Jonathan Kirsch, who wrote about it in A History of the End of the World.

It doesn’t stop there. As I like to quip, it’s the book that doesn’t stop giving, even after you stop believing – and Jonathan Kirsch is the author of some of my favorite studies of the Bible. Not of the whole Bible, mind you – for one thing, he tends towards a Jewish focus on the Old Testament (with that one notable exception for the Book of Apocalypse).

There’s his first such book, The Harlot by the Side of the Road, for which the subtitle says it all – Forbidden Tales of the Bible.

There’s his books on Moses and King David respectively, arguably the two leading figures of the Old Testament – well, apart from God.

And there’s his books on subjects not so much from Biblical mythology but Biblical religion – such as his book God Against the Gods, as stated in its subtitle, a history of the war between monotheism and polytheism (in the Roman Empire).

 

RATING:
A-TIER (TOP TIER)

 

HONORABLE MENTION 

A-TIER (TOP TIER)

 

Harper Perennial edition 1983

 

 

(4) MANFRED BARTHEL –

WHAT THE BIBLE REALLY SAYS (1982)

 

This book is summed up in its subtitle, “casting new light on the book of books” – or as per the longer blurb or precis this edition (which is the one I have) has on its front cover for some reason, “fascinating archaeological discoveries and surprising new translations are enriching our understanding of what the Bible really says. Here readers of all religious persuasions will find fresh insights to illuminate and make the Bible more meaningful and exciting reading”.

Given the book was published in 1982, that light is not so new anymore but it remains highly, well, illuminating. I’m not so sure about “readers of all religious persuasions”, or the Bible as “exciting reading” for that matter – as I like to quip, the Bible may be the Word of God but in that case He needed a good editor. Barthel is forthright from the outset that any serious study of the Bible has to abandon any notions of fundamentalism or literalism – that the Bible is literally true in every aspect. However, those inclined to skepticism towards any historicity in the Bible may find their views challenged almost as much.

What the Bible Really Says is the source of my hot take about the Bible, to antagonize both believers and skeptics – that the Bible is a lot less historical than fundamentalist believers usually maintain, but more historical than skeptics usually give it credit.

Among other things, it proposes more naturalistic explanations of apparently supernatural miracles. For example, it queries that people have proposed all sorts of different explanations, allegorical or otherwise, for the burning bush, until only recently thinking to ask a botanist whether there was a plant capable of matching that description. And indeed there is – a species of plant that accumulates an oil on its leaves, which can then ignite in the sun and burn off, harmlessly without affecting the leaf or plant.

And so on – with little interpretative nuggets like that throughout the book, literally from genesis to apocalypse.

 

RATING:
A-TIER (TOP TIER)

 

 

(5) IAN JONES –

JOSHUA, THE MAN THEY CALLED JESUS (1999)

 

This honorable mention essentially reflects a narrower subset within the subject of the Bible and Biblical mythology for Jesus as the most prominent Biblical figure in my reading, reflecting the prolific number of books on him. That’s particularly for analysis or studies of what is often termed the historical Jesus (as opposed to the mythic or religious Christ). Essentially we’re talking historical biography as best can be parsed or reconstructed from the available sources, primarily the Gospels.

Funnily enough, this book remains one of my favorite historical biographies of Jesus – essentially Jesus and his disciples as Ned Kelly and the Kelly Gang!

No, really – but not literally, although I’d love to see the latter. This biography of Jesus sticks out like a sore thumb from Jones’ bibliography that is almost entirely about Australian outlaw bushranger Ned Kelly and his Kelly Gang. But you know what? It works.

For all that the specialty of Jones, an Australian writer, was Ned Kelly and the Kelly Gang, it would seem that adapted well to constructing a historical biography of a figure from layers of legend and reverence from sources originating from that figure’s followers.

Jones even makes a reference to this effect in his introduction to this book, saying that in his youth he argued with a priest that using the Gospels as the source of a historical biography of Jesus was like using the closest members of the Kelly Gang as your source about Ned Kelly – an argument he admits he finds embarrassing now for its lack of tact.

Lack of tact perhaps but not a bad approach for gleaning nuggets of fact from legend – or glowing hagiography, although messianography might be a better word in this case. Although as Jones notes from the outset, the Gospels were not actually written by the disciples for whom they are named, albeit he advocates the Gospel of John has consistent signs of originating from a source close to the historical Jesus, perhaps not unlike the favorite disciple for whom it is named.

This book remains my favorite such historical biography of Jesus, in part due to a deft prose style, and one of the biggest influences for my view of the Jesus in the Gospels essentially as a (tragic) figure of what I dub the great messianic ghost dance.

 

RATING:

A-TIER (TOP TIER)

*

*

HONORABLE MENTION 

B-TIER (HIGH TIER)

 

 

 

 

(6) DONALD ATTWATER –

PENGUIN DICTIONARY OF SAINTS (1938)

 

Exactly what it says on the tin, except that it originated from the Dictionary of Saints by British Catholic author Donald Attwater in 1938, hence the date for my honorable mention. It was apparently revised as the Penguin Dictionary of Saints in various editions since.

Saints are one of the most prolific elements of Christian folklore, particularly within Catholicism. The most fundamental saints are those within the New Testament, notably the apostles and other figures directly associated with Jesus in the Gospels – although one of the most fundamental, St Paul, was never directly associated with Jesus as a person rather than through visions. Indeed, the writers of the books of the New Testament (as attributed or nominated) have also all been sainted.

Beyond the Bible (as there are Christian saints drawn from the Old Testament as well as the New), there is a plethora of saints, ranging from mythic to historic figures. Saints of course overlap with martyrs – those killed for their faith – and both overlap with relics.

Saints are so prolific that I’ve always been reminded of the observation of John Ralston Saul that for a religion that is identified as monotheistic, Christianity has moved through the trinity of its godhead with a potential fourth divine figure in Mary to the twelve apostles and such a plethora of saints that it rivals the polytheism of Hinduism. (To which Saul might well have added a comparison to the classical paganism that probably inspired the proliferation of saints, at least in part, what with its various levels of gods through to demi-hemi-semi-gods).

 

RATING:

B-TIER (HIGH TIER)

 

 

 

(7) GUSTAV DAVIDSON –

A DICTIONARY OF ANGELS (1967)

*

Again, exactly what it says on the tin.

Which is harder than you might think, given how few angels are actually named in the Bible – even if you count, as this dictionary does, the fallen angels, or where the use of star connotes an angel as with Star Wormwood in the Book of Apocalypse.

In fairness, the book admits as much in its introduction – so it teases out all canonical references to angels and ranges through non-canonical or extra-biblical writings and folklore.

 

RATING:

B-TIER (HIGH TIER)

*

HONORABLE MENTION

X-TIER (WEIRD / WILD TIER)

*

*

(8) TIMOTHY FREKE & PETER GANDY –

THE JESUS MYSTERIES: WAS THE ORIGINAL JESUS A PAGAN GOD?

 

Given how prolific books about Jesus are, it is not surprising that there are books with theories about Jesus that are, shall we say, a bit out there – or indeed, a lot out there.

I suppose this arises from the uncertainty about him as a historical figure. While the consensus of scholarship (and my own opinion) is that he was a historical person, many or perhaps most, if not all, of the details of his historical biography are up for debate, often highly contested.

That does extend to whether he was a historical person at all as opposed to an entirely mythic figure, with theories of the latter often dubbed the Christ myth theory – albeit a minority viewpoint. However, it is this viewpoint that has the most fringe theories – indeed, with some very wild theories indeed. That includes the theory of John Allegro in The Sacred Mushroom and the Cross of Jesus as magic mushroom and the theory of Joseph Atwill in Caesar’s Messiah of Jesus as creation of imperial Roman propaganda.

And then there’s this book, which proposes Jesus was not a historical person but essentially a syncretic creation or re-interpretation of a long line of dying-and-rising pagan divine figures worshipped in “mystery cults” from Osiris to Dionysus (such that the authors even label the generic figure as Osiris-Dionysus). As the authors quote a historian, from a historical perspective, Christianity is a Greek hero cult devoted to a Jewish Messiah. The authors attribute this syncretic creation to gnostic Christians, whom they identify as the original Christians as opposed to subsequent ‘literalist’ Christians.

I don’t buy their Jesus Mysteries thesis – few people do, and many have been quite caustic in their criticism, even other proponents of the Jesus myth theory – but you can’t deny it’s a hoot.

 

RATING:

X-TIER (WEIRD / WILD TIER)

Top Tens – Philosophy & Science: Top 10 Books (4) Camille Paglia – Sexual Personae

 

(4) CAMILLE PAGLIA:

SEXUAL PERSONAE: ART & DECADENCE FROM NEFERTITI TO EMILY DICKINSON (1990)

 

Men are from Apollo and women are from Dionysus – or how I learned to stop worrying and love the Pag!

Camille Paglia that is – neo-Dionysian and prose-poet provocateur par excellence.

Her mythic milkshake of Frazer and Freud brings all the boys – and girls – to the yard!

She out-Nietzsches Nietzsche with uberman AND uberwoman, even if the latter is a bit of a bitch-goddess, to borrow from William James. Mind you, her uberman is also a creature of extremes – “there is no female Mozart because there is no female Jack the Ripper”.

But no one speaks better about herself – and most things really – than the consummate prose-stylist who is Camille Paglia.

“That symbolized everything I would do with my life and work. Excess and extravagance and explosiveness….”

Or of her book that is her magnum opus and my top ten entry accordingly, Sexual Personae – a book rejected by at least seven different publishers as too hot to handle before it was published by Yale University Press – “it was intended to please no one and offend everyone”. In other words, my kind of book.

“In the book, Paglia argues that human nature has an inherently Dionysian or chthonic aspect, especially in regard to sexuality…Following Friedrich Nietzsche, Paglia argues that the primary conflict in Western culture is between the binary forces of the Apollonian and Dionysian, Apollo being associated with order, symmetry, culture, rationality, and sky, and Dionysus with disorder, chaos, nature, emotion, and earth.”

Or in other words, Apollo is boring but practical and Dionysus is damn good fun or hot slice of crazy.

“The entire process of the book was to discover the repressed elements of contemporary culture, whatever they are, and palpate them”. Mmm…palpate. Hail to the p0rnocracy!

Apart from her Apollonian-Dionysian dichotomy, Paglia also celebrates the Christian-pagan dichotomy – with the latter flourishing in art, eroticism and popular culture.

She believes that the “amorality, aggression, sadism, voyeurism, and pornography in great art have been ignored or glossed over by most academic critics” and that sex and nature are “brutal pagan forces.”

 

RATING: 4 STARS****

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Top Tens – Mythology: Top 10 Books (Special Mention) (13) Philip Jenkins – The Next Christendom

Oxford University Press, 3rd edition

 

(13) PHILIP JENKINS – THE NEXT CHRISTENDOM: THE COMING OF GLOBAL CHRISTIANITY

 

This book was – dare I say it? – a revelation.

That is not to say it was positive or negative, given the word revelation is often used to imply the former, but it was a dramatic paradigm shift for me. Previously, I had assumed that the world was slowly but steadily becoming more secular, with religion inexorably on the wane – perhaps with Islam as something of an outlier but particularly for Christianity, such that the world might be seen as increasingly post-Christian.

As I like to quip, I live in a Nietzschean world with a Freudian mind, so it was all too easy for my own assumption to follow the influence of Nietzsche’s pronouncement that God is dead, with increasingly fewer people showing up to the wake.

So did the revelation of this book prove that assumption to be true or false? Well…yes and no, but mostly yes.

The assumption is by and large true for the West, with some outliers – notably the United States, where there is substantial resistance to the more advanced secularization in Europe.

However, it is not true elsewhere and this book’s essential thesis is that, due to demography, the West is an increasingly smaller part of the world as a whole – waning in population in proportion to the so-called global South, certainly in relative terms and potentially even in absolute terms. And the assumption definitely does not hold for the South, where religion is booming – which looks to remain the case for the foreseeable future, until at least later in this century.

Not all religion mind you, as the book identifies three predominant religious currents booming in the global South – conservative Catholicism, fundamentalist Protestantism and Islam. The first two of course are currents within the religion of Christianity, which is the book’s primary focus. To sum up the book’s thesis in a nutshell, while Christianity West is waning, Christianity South is booming. (One was tempted to say Christianity East as well as Christianity South, particularly to connote Christianity in Asia as well as the symmetry in opposition with Christianity West, but that risked confusion with Orthodoxy).

Two interesting points stick most in my mind from this book. The first and more substantial point was that this was not some radical redirection of history, but in many ways history turning full circle to Christianity’s origin – where, for the first centuries of its existence, Christianity was predominantly an Asian and African religion, not a European one.

The second point, less substantial but more amusing as irony, is its reference to a work of SF satire, in which a future Christian Africa sends missionaries to a non-Christian Europe – a work that, as the book points out, may resemble satire less and less in the foreseeable future.

The book’s author Philip Jenkins is an American historian of religion with a focus on Christianity and has written a number of books on it, both for its future (as here) and its past. This is the only book of his that I have read so far, but hope to read more in the expectation that they prove to be as engaging as this one.

 

RATING: 4 STARS****
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