Top Tens – Poetry & Literature: Top 10 Literature (Special Mention) (2) George Orwell – Animal Farm & 1984

Most cover art variants for 1984 involve a watching eye or gaze, as does this cover art by Shephard Fairey for the 2008 Penguin edition (fair use)

 

 

(2) GEORGE ORWELL –

ANIMAL FARM & 1984 (1945 & 1949)

 

All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others.

Big Brother is Watching, or if you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face — forever.

The influence of George Orwell in popular culture or imagination, encapsulated in the use of Orwellian as an adjective, is difficult to overstate – as is the extent to which these two books are etched into my psyche since reading them, hence the god-tier ranking.

Of the two books, 1984 has the far greater influence, both for me and for wider popular or political culture. Don’t get me wrong – Animal Farm is a ripping yarn but it lacks the sheer memetic impact of 1984. 1984 is essentially the entirety of the basis for the use of Orwellian as an adjective “describing totalitarian and authoritarian social practices” – as well as the entirety of the source for Orwell’s neologisms that have become part of the English language – “Big Brother”, “Thought Police”, Room 101″, “Newspeak”, “memory hole”, “doublethink” and “thougtcrime”.

I can’t resist quoting Archer’s one line of summary of Animal Farm, although I disagree with his spoiler alert – “It’s an allegorical novella about Stalinism by George Orwell, and spoiler alert, it sucks! Although I was talking about an actual animal farm…”

That pretty much sums it up, except the allegory is by way of beast fable, with the partly anthropomorphic (in behaviour) farm animals standing in for various people or aspects of Stalin’s Soviet Union. Three of the pigs are the most obvious as representing people – Old Major as a conflation of Marx and Lenin, Snowball as Trotsky, Napoleon as Stalin. Beyond that, the allegories are more general – Boxer as the proletariat (but perhaps also Alexei Stakhanov), and so on.

Ironically the human characters are similar to the pigs in their straightforward allegory – Farmer Jones overthrown by the animals is of course the Tsar while Frederick and Pilkington are Germany and the United States (or Western democracies) respectively.

Animal Farm doesn’t have the memetic depth of 1984 – with people usually remembering most my featured quotation, the subversion of the original commandment among the animals.

TV Tropes sums up 1984 as “one of the most horrifying and depressing codified for the dystopian genre, ever, notwithstanding its now-outdated title”. Orwell selected the title as an inversion of the last two digits of the year he wrote it in 1948, but in fairness, whether 1984 is the actual year is something the protagonist simply doesn’t know. Only the Party knows, if even it does – “the Party rewriting history certainly does not help matters”.

Even much of the setting and world-building is iconic. The book is set in London, although the United Kingdom is now prosaically called Airstrip One, part of the superpower of Oceania – essentially the former Anglo-Saxon nations of the US, Canada, the United Kingdom, Australasia, South Africa, give or take the rest of the Americas and some other territory.

Oceania is ruled by the Party in the most totalitarian regime in fiction or history – essentially Stalinism turned all the way up or a state “in which every single thing has become monstrously overwhelming”, despite having originated from Ingsoc (or English socialism). The actual Stalinist Soviet Union has taken over most of Eurasia to become, well, the superpower of Eurasia, while east Asia centred on China has become Eurasia, each as totalitarian as Oceania.

Life in Oceania – and presumably the other superpowers – is as bad as you’d expect. Standards of living are low due to perpetual war (with Oceania constantly shifting between fighting Eurasia alongside Eastasia as ally, or fighting Eastasia alongside Eurasia as ally). State surveillance is omnipresent and everything, including language itself, is heavily controlled and censored. Perhaps worst of all, the Party bans s€x as much as possible outside procreation – “We shall abolish the 0rgasm. Our neurologists are at work upon it now.”

The novel’s protagonist, Winston Smith, a member of the middle-class Outer Party, secretly thinks of rebellion before being coaxed into it by a relationship with another party member, Julia, and a chance discovery of an apparent opposition or resistance movement within the Party. with a resistance movement. Needless to say, that does not work out well for him (or Julia).

1984 is frequently compared to Brave New World, with the latter as a competing fictional model of dystopia where hedonism rather than state terror is used as a means of control. The latter seems more plausible in the contemporary world rather than the heyday of totalitarian states in the twentieth century – and contemporary political culture often conflates the two in predicting or warning about real life dystopian scenarios.

 

RATING: S-TIER (GOD TIER – OR IS THAT BIG BROTHER TIER?)

 

Top Tens – Mythology: Top 10 Odysseys (3) Telemachy

Screenshot of Tom Holland’s Telemachus in the trailer for the Christopher Nolan 2026 Odyssey film and the Telemachy part of it

 

 

(3) TELEMACHY (OR WAITING FOR ODYSSEUS)

 

Where’s Odysseus?

Effectively the introduction to the Odyssey, the Telemachy is the term traditionally applied to Books 1-4 of the Odyssey as they tell the story of Odysseus’ son Telemachus and Odysseus himself is nowhere to be seen.

That’s the whole point – the Odysseus-shaped hole at the start of the Odyssey that everyone is looking to fill. His wife Penelope and his son Telemachus desperately trying to hold the line in Ithaca against the rapacious suitors, in turn looking to take his queen as wife and hence his place as king usurping Telemachus as his heir, while abusing the hospitality of his household.

Yes, it’s not as gripping as the wanderings of Odysseus or his return to Ithaca, but it is vital as set-up for the Odyssey as a whole, particularly the tension to be resolved by Odysseus’ homecoming and the stakes involved, such that he has to infiltrate his own home in disguise and retake it by ruse – mirroring the ruse by Odysseus of the Trojan Horse to take Troy.

It also gives Telemachus an odyssey of his own, as he journeys from home to Pylos and Sparta after news of his missing father – as well as, not coincidentally, avoiding the threat to his life posed by the suitors now that he is coming of age as heir, including an assassination attempt by them left as cliffhanger at the end of Book 4 while we switch to Odysseus.

This journey evokes the most direct flashbacks to the Trojan War, given that Telemachus is seeking out the Greek heroes with the most fortunate homecomings or returns from the war – Nestor in Pylos, and Menelaus in Sparta, with the visit to the latter also featuring the figure behind the whole war and since essentially named for it, Menelaus’ wife Helen of Troy. Their fortunate homecomings are obviously in contrast to that of the missing Odysseus, but also that of the Greek hero with the most unfortunate homecoming – one that, as Nestor effectively points out to Telemachus, highlights the threat the suitors pose to Odysseus 0r his royal household – which was of course the leader of the Greek coalition against Troy and king of Mycenae, Agamemnon.

The Nolan film conflates Telemachus’ visit to Nestor with that to Menelaus, while also omitting the latter was able to impart to Telemachus, essentially by way of divine Grecian whispers via the shape changing god Proteus, that Odysseus was still alive and  Calypso’s captive on her island of Ogygia. That of course sets up Odysseus himself to appear with Calypso in Book 5, although as usual it takes divine intervention by Athena to allow him to leave.

Accordingly, the Telemachy is the shortest part of the Odyssey, a sixth or 4 books (Books 1-4) out of 24 books, followed by the Odyssey proper or the wandering of Odysseus, a third or 8 books (Books 5-12), and then the homecoming of Odysseus as the longest part, half or 12 books (Books 13-24).

Top Tens – Poetry & Literature: Top 10 Literature (Special Mention) (1) Ambrose Bierce – The Devil’s Dictionary

Cover of the Penguin Classics edition – the edition I own (fair use)

 

 

(1) AMBROSE BIERCE –

THE DEVIL’S DICTIONARY (1906)

 

“OVERWORK, n.

A dangerous disorder affecting high public functionaries who want to go fishing.”

As I like to quip, I am the son of the Devil’s Dictionary and TV Tropes.

And as TV Tropes said of The Devil’s Dictionary – “Bierce had nothing but contempt for the mores and customs of his fellow man, and his book is full of ungentle deconstruction of what people secretly mean when they speak…In a nutshell, The Devil’s Dictionary is a dictionary that claims to present the “true” definitions of words, or rather the concepts said words supposedly represent, free of the superficial and hypocritical connotations they’ve gained throughout their years in the zeitgeist. As expected of Bitter Bierce, the vast majority of these paint even universally benevolent concepts (like “friendship”) in a very grim light, often accompanied by poems or rhymes written by Bierce under a series of bizarre and cryptic aliases. Bierce had fierce hatred for mediocrity, common morality and religion, and his frequent jabs caused a great deal of controversy”.

But seriously, The Devil’s Dictionary is one of those select few books that have etched themselves deep in my psyche – not just for its own content but for all the satirical lexicography that has followed in its footsteps.

The premise is simple enough – a satirical dictionary or lexicon in which words are defined mocking or poking fun at the social concepts or pretensions behind them. The humor is dry and some of it is unsurprisingly dated, although it is surprising how much of it remains topical, which I guess says something about human nature as enduring.

The Devil Dictionary was compiled, originally under the more accurate but less colorful title of The Cynic’s Word Book in 1906, from the instalments of it – presumably “defining” a few words at a time – published over three decades in magazines and newspapers.

I’m not the only one to have an opinion of it as god-tier – “Wall Street Journal columnist Jason Zweig said in an interview that The Devil’s Dictionary is probably the most brilliant work of satire written in America…maybe one of the greatest in all of world literature”.

H.L. Mencken praised it in his characteristic style mocking the United States – “There you will find the most brilliant stuff, first and last, that America has ever produced… the true masterpiece of the one genuine wit that These States have ever seen.”

As well he might given that he was one of its imitators with his own humorous lexicography, as was my favorite anarchist, Bob Black.

I also have to shout out Ambrose Bierce for his famous short story, An Occurrence at Owl Creek – as well as his mysterious disappearance, “one of the most famous disappearances in American literary history”, while accompanying Pancho Villa’s army during the Mexican Revolution.

 

RATING: S-TIER (GOD TIER – ALTHOUGH I SUPPOSE THAT SHOULD BE DEVIL TIER?)

 

Top Tens – Mythology: Top 10 Odysseys (2) The Wrath of Odysseus

Screenshot of Matt Damon’s Odysseus from the trailer of the Nolan Odyssey film (fair use)

 

 

(2) THE WRATH OF ODYSSEUS (OR DADDY’S HOME)

 

The Return of the King.

More formally labelled along the lines of the Homecoming of Odysseus and the Fate (or Slaying) of the Suitors – although personally I think that people missed the chance to mirror the wrath of Achilles from the first line of the Iliad, hence my title.

Alternatively, in the parlance of Nolan’s film, Daddy’s home – and he’s here to hand out some spankings!

While the Wanderings of Odysseus is the adventurous soul of the Odyssey – “I am become a name for always roaming with a hungry heart” – his Homecoming is its emotional core. Home is where the heart is – certainly Ithaca is where the heart of Odysseus is, as well as that of the Odyssey.

The Wanderings of Odysseus are his adventure; the Homecoming of Odysseus is his quest.

It’s not simply a matter of coming home or even coming home after war, it is a restoration akin to resurrection – a restoration not so much of good over evil, but even more fundamentally of law or order over chaos.

As such, it is arguably of more thematic importance than even the adventurous odyssey, as the latter is, after all, just in the nature of titillating entertainment or divertissement.

This is reflected in that it is literally at least half the books of the Odyssey – Books 13-24 – and more if you count Books 5-8, which arguably you should. The entire Odyssey is set in the time of the Homecoming, at the tail end or in the very last year of its ten years, much like the Iliad is only a tiny segment of the ten years of the Trojan War or its events. Everything before that are essentially flashbacks, stories within the story – including the odyssey part of the Odyssey, the wanderings of Odysseus from Troy to Helios’ cattle, are told by Odysseus himself to the Phaeacians just before he returns to Ithaca.

Top Tens – Mythology: Top 10 Odysseys (1) Odyssey

Epic screenshot from the epic part of the Odyssey from the trailer for the Christopher Nolan film (fair use)

 

 

(1) ODYSSEY

 

Well obviously, except I’m not talking about the Odyssey as a whole but the actual odyssey part of the Odyssey, often more formally titled the Wanderings of Odysseus. The otherworldly Odyssey. The mythic fantasy adventure Odyssey. The Odyssey’s monster mash. What we think of when we think of the Odyssey.

In other words, the part for which most people come to or keep coming back to the Odyssey, or at least remember most about it, in the style of the trope Just Here For Godzilla in TV Tropes.

Except in the case of the Odyssey, Godzilla is the Cyclops, or the Sirens, or any or all of the mythic fantasy elements of this part, which after all is the mythic fantasy adventure or otherworldly core of the Odyssey – and certainly has the most exciting action set pieces, with one arguable exception in the part in my second place entry. While the other parts certainly have their supernatural or divine elements, this is the part where those elements are wall to wall – and play their most direct role as antagonists or obstacles to Odysseus.

Ironically, it is only a third of the Odyssey – Books 5-12 out of 24 books. And let’s face it, Books 5-8 are the more mundane tail end of the fantasy odyssey part, recounting the wanderings of Odysseus from Calypso to the Phaeacians, which might more accurately be considered as the prelude to Odysseus’ homecoming.

The core fantasy odyssey of the Odyssey is in Books 9-12, which recount the wanderings of Odysseus from Troy to Helios’ cattle. Interestingly, the contents of these books are the story within the story, told by Odysseus himself to the Phaeacians – which begs the question of how true it is, given Odysseus’s defining traits of deception and disguise. Even more interestingly, Nolan’s cinematic adaptation plays with this question, despite omitting the Phaeacians – here the deception may be self-deception, lying in Odysseus’ own mind or memory through a lotus haze.

Also, without the seven years with Calypso, Odysseus only spends three of the ten years of the Odyssey, well, odysseying – two if you also knock off the year with Circe (in the book that is, not the Nolan film adaptation).

But who cares? We’re just here for the odyssey.

Top Tens – Poetry & Literature: Top 10 Literature (Special Mention): Preamble

The Library of the Palais Bourbon in Paris, photographed by Baptiste Roussel in September 2012, licensed under https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en in Wikipedia “Literature”

 

 

TOP 10 LITERATURE (SPECIAL MENTION)

 

But wait – there’s more!

I’ve counted down my Top 10 Literature (by author and literary work), albeit with my preference in literature tending towards fantasy and comedy, but there’s obviously enough literature I like for my usual twenty special mentions and beyond to honorable mentions.

As I noted for my top ten, my true taste consists of literature that is really just fantasy (including SF) or comedy and that mostly persists in my special mentions. They also mostly go by my definition of literature as literary fiction, almost entirely novels and short stories, but some of my favorite literary writing is in the form of essays and observational humor or comedy – of which we’ll see quite a few entries in my special mentions.

Anyway, here are my Top 10 Literature special mentions.

Top Tens – Mythology: Top 10 Odysseys

Official poster art from the 2026 Christopher Nolan Odyssey film – there were a few posters for the film but this one combines Matt Damon’s Odysseus as a single figure against the background of Troy and the Trojan Horse (fair use)

 

 

TOP 10 ODYSSEYS

 

Sing, Muse, of my Top 10 Odysseys.

Wait, what?

Top 10 Odysseys? Plural?

Do I mean my Top 10 Books of the Odyssey, of which there are 24, essentially the equivalent of modern chapters, hence more than enough for a top ten? Or do I mean my Top 10 Adaptations of the Odyssey, particularly given the prominence of Christopher Nolan’s cinematic adaptation at the time of writing this in 2026?

No to both, as I do have separate top ten lists for them – my Top 10 Books of the Odyssey and my Top 10 Adaptations of the Odyssey.

Perhaps I mean literary odysseys – odyssey as a literary genre, fictional or picaresque journeys analogous to the Odyssey, such as those of Aeneas, Sinbad or Gulliver?

Again no, I do not, although that is an interesting idea so let’s put a pin in that.

Perhaps editions or translations of the Odyssey, whether prose or verse?

Yet again, no. While there are obviously enough editions or translations for a top ten, I am not familiar enough with the different editions or translations, relying as I did on the good old Penguin Classics edition.

Yes, I mean the top ten odysseys to be found within the text of the Odyssey.

But Stark after Dark, I hear you ask, isn’t there just the one Odyssey within the text of the Odyssey?

Yes, there is one fundamental continuity of the Odyssey within its text, although I suspect the Odyssey was a lot more fluid when it was sung as bardic performance – while the core remained the same, I suspect peripheral or even large parts of it changed from performance to performance.

However, there are or have been demarcations or parts identified within the fundamental continuity of the Odyssey – perhaps most notably the standard demarcation of the Telemachy from the balance of the Odyssey, with the latter also often divided into two parts (or arguably more). So don’t be surprised if that standard demarcation plays a prominent role in my top ten, although I also look at “thematic” demarcations or parts in or that cut across books of the Odyssey.

So yes, this is another of my mostly tongue-in-cheek top ten lists where I look at demarcations or parts within what is the fundamental continuity of the Odyssey – you could think of it as my Odyssey iceberg. Hence, I won’t be my usual countdown but counting them out or going from the top of the iceberg to lower down.

Top Tens – Top 10 Girls of Animation

 

Erin Esurance, the animated spy girl mascot of American insurance company Esurance, as she appeared in her short (and short-lived) animated commercials (fair use)

 

“I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way”.

Counting down my Top 10 Girls of Animation – which was surprisingly challenging as the pool of choice is reduced by the number of potential entries that I feature in other top tens. As a rule of thumb, I’ve given priority to their medium of origin.

For example, female characters from comics adapted to animation were among the leading potential entries but I’ve given priority to their entries in my Girls of Comics. Although ironically Harley Quinn should feature in my Girls of Animation for my rule of thumb of medium of origin – as she originated in an animated adaptation of Batman but proved so popular, she was then introduced into the comics (and also she arguably has arisen to new prominence with her current animated series). But I make my own rules and break them anyway – and she just seemed misplaced anywhere else than in the Girls of Comics.

Similarly, the Disney princesses were also among the leading potential entries, but I’ve given priority to them as Girls of Fantasy & SF for their fairy tales of origin (with the occasional exception in special mention for those characters that are essentially new or substantially adapted from their fairy tale origins).

And finally, this is for Western animation, so does not include any entries for the girls of anime – which has its own Top 10.

 

ART & COSPLAY

 

But first a note on the visual images used in this top ten. Given the copyright in such images, I only use a visual image as fair use for the purposes of comment and review in each entry – an iconic feature image to identify the character, either in general or in their most iconic version as I review it to be (or both), as excerpted from the animation itself.

Iconic perhaps, but not my favorite as I usually prefer the style of fan art or cosplay for the characters – although the girls of Western animation have nowhere near the prolific art or cosplay of the girls of anime, with the occasional exception. Hence as usual I also include a special section in each entry under the subtitle of art and cosplay – not for any actual art and cosplay as such but instead where I nominate my favorite artists and cosplay models depicting the character, which you can look up for yourself. For art, I award a special ranking for any art by my two favorite artists – the two freelance digital artists Sciamano and Dandonfuga. For cosplay, I award a special ranking for any cosplay by my holy trinity of models – my favorite model Yummychiyo with her insane figure in top spot, followed by Hane Ame and Helly Valentine.

As for the iconic feature image I’ve chosen for this page itself and girls of animation in general, I went with Erin Esurance, the spy girl animated mascot of American insurance company Esurance that featured in commercial shorts from 2005 to 2010. They ‘retired’ her in 2010, which some attributed to the zeal of fans making inappropriate art of her, and others to her not being a fit for the ‘brand’ of Allstate, the company that acquired Esurance.

 

X-TIER (WILD TIER) – BEST OF 2025

 

 

 

Rumi’s full body profile pic from the Kpop Demonhunters fan wiki (fair use)

 

 

 

(10) RUMI –

KPOP DEMONHUNTERS (2025)

 

Given my tenth place wildcard entry for Top 10 Animated Films went to Kpop Demon Hunters, who else could be the corresponding entry here but its lead girl with dark secret, Rumi?

“KPop Demonhunters is a 2025 American animated musical urban fantasy film…The story follows a K-pop girl group, Huntrix, who lead double lives as demon hunters. They face off against a rival boy band, the Saja Boys, whose members are secretly demons.”

And really it had to be Rumi, not only as the leader and lead vocalist of Huntrix (whose voice literally saves the world), but also as the film’s protagonist with the film’s defining story arc

It also had its tongue firmly in its cheek with its story. Even the demons laugh at the idea of a demon boy band until the latter strikes a pose – “oh yeah, totally gonna work”.

Also, you gotta love her impossibly long legs and hair in that distinctive braided style.

 

B-TIER (HIGH TIER)

 

 

Gwen in a shot from the series (fair use)

 

 

 

(9) GWEN TENNYSON – BEN 10 (2005)

 

What can I say? It’s the red hair and those green eyes. (Beware! Beware! Those flashing eyes! That floating hair!)

There certainly is a high representation of redheads in animation and comics (albeit not so much in their adaptations) – there’s two other redheads in this top ten (indeed, in the top three) – For that matter, there’s a whole trope in TV Tropes named for red-haired green-eyed girls.

Admittedly, I am not overly familiar with the Ben 10 franchise, having seen the occasional episode here and there in passing, apparently in the later series. It has five different incarnations – Ben 10, Ben 10 Alien Force, Ben 10 Ultimate Alien, Ben 10 Omniverse, and Ben 10 again – which they missed the chance to call just that, in 2016. However, it is an intriguing concept. The series follows a boy named Ben Tennyson who, on a summer road trip with his grandfather Max and his cousin Gwen, stumbles across an alien device known as the Omnitrix which bonds itself to his wrist like a watch. Ben finds that the device has alien DNA encoded in it, which allows him to transform to a variety of alien species – which he uses to take on any threats that come his way – usually other aliens. As he grows as a hero, Ben learns that he didn’t gain the Omnitrix by coincidence and finds that his family has been involved with aliens long before he has.

Gwendolyne “Gwen” Tennyson – as the Tennyson family obviously likes to rhyme – is Ben’s aforementioned cousin. At the start of the series, she is the same age as Ben (ten years), albeit much more capable than he is – a child prodigy, who can instantly master anything, be it athletics (including martial arts) or academics (and even the Omnitrix itself in an alternate universe). However, the series sees both of them mature into young adulthood (and a less antagonistic familial relationship between them), with Gwen attending college. It also sees Gwen acquire superpowers of her own, through – uh – magic? She discovers her own magical aptitude, which allows her to manipulate energy and be as formidable a hero as Ben himself.

 

ART & COSPLAY

 

For her iconic feature image, I used a clip of her from the Ben 10 Ultimate Alien series used as a feature image in the Ben 10 Ultimate Alien fan wiki.

She has also caught the attention of one of my favorite artists – Neoartcore.

 

 

Foxxy Love in her title card from the series (fair use)

 

 

 

(8) FOXXY LOVE – DRAWN TOGETHER (2004)

 

A sassy “1970s-style mystery-solving musician who parodies the Hanna-Barbera teen sleuth characters seen on Josie and the Pussycats and Scooby-Doo.”

Cult classic Drawn Together was a reality show parody (initially of The Real World), where eight cartoon characters from different animated genres – parodying both a specific style of animation or animated character and of the stock characters usually put together in reality shows – were forced to live under the one roof in the titular pun of being drawn together.

 

ART & COSPLAY

 

Yeah – there’s some but not too much art or cosplay out there, certainly none from my favorites. As usual for my girls of animation, my iconic feature image is a clip from the cartoon.

 

Stripperella as she appeared in her series – yes, it’s a cartoon Pamela Anderson (fair use)

 

 

 

(7) STRIPPERELLA (2003)

 

Stripper by night. Superhero later at night”.

As its title might suggest, Stripperella was an “adult-oriented animated television series” created by none other than Marvel Comics doyen Stan Lee.

The title character was the superheroine or secret agent alter ego of stripper Erotica Jones, voiced by none other than Pamela Anderson – and essentially an animated version of her as well, down to the tattoos. (So much so that she also played herself in the series, visiting Stripperella’s club Tender Loins with Kid Rock. Needless to say, Stripperella is a big fan and gushes how people compare them in appearance).

Clearly, the series had its tongue firmly in its, or at least someone’s, cheek, as a parody of the superhero and spy fiction genres. I particularly liked the recurring villain, Cheapo – the world’s cheapest supervillain.

As for Stripperella herself, she not only relied on her spy gadgetry, but also a number of inexplicable superpowers (including her luxuriant hair, which also doubled as a parachute) – “she has strength and agility far beyond that of a normal human, she is impervious to all temperatures and weather conditions, and her breasts have the ability to detect when somebody is lying”.

 

ART & COSPLAY

 

Yeah, again – there’s some but not too much art or cosplay out there, certainly none from my favorites. Disappointingly, not even any cosplay from Pamela Anderson herself. As usual for my girls of animation, my feature image is a clip from the cartoon.

 

 

Holli in a clip from her notorious dance scene in the film (fair use)

 

(6) HOLLI WOULD – COOL WORLD (1992)

 

HOLLI WOULD IF SHE COULD
…AND SHE WILL!

I do like my bad girls and Holli Would is the bad girl at the center of Ralph Bakshi’s 1992 film Cool World – a fantasy film combining live action and animation.

Center? Let’s face it – the only thing anyone ever remembers (or is aware of) from this movie is Holli. To be honest, I’m only aware of the film through my interest in the animation of Ralph Bakshi.

As for the film itself, similar to another more famous film (that just might happen to feature in this top ten), it involves the intersection of our real world with the eponymous animated ‘toon’ world, with the inhabitants of the latter known as ‘doodles’ (while humans are ‘noids’). In a nutshell, a cartoonist finds himself in a cartoon world which he thinks he created from his dreams, where he is seduced by the comic strip vamp Holli – all part of her plot to become a real human (including the inception of the dreams in the cartoonist). Of course, being a bad girl, she doesn’t flinch at murder – or the potential destruction of both worlds – to realize her aim.

It’s even messier than it sounds and gets messier – the film was a commercial and critical failure, although it subsequently achieved something of a cult following.

But who cares? It’s all about Holli! Voiced by Kim Basinger, she was also drawn to resemble her voice actress (not surprisingly, given that Kim Basinger also played her in human form in the film). Her dancing scene was particularly notorious. Speaking of which…

 

ART & COSPLAY

 

Yes – I used a clip from that notorious dancing scene in the film for my iconic feature image. Sadly, although there is art and cosplay of her, there’s none I could find from my favorite artists or models.

 

 

Chel in one of her more expressive clips from the film (fair use)

 

 

(5) CHEL –
THE ROAD TO EL DORADO (2000)

 

Perhaps the most preeminent pre-Columbian pinup girl of popular culture – with the possible exception of Pocahontas – who throws her lot in with the protagonist Spanish con artist duo in the 2000 Dreamworks film The Road to El Dorado. And yes I know neither is technically pre-Columbian as both are set during European conquest or colonisation but close enough. I’ve certainly had a soft spot for Meso-American girls since – as well as that meme depicting Spanish colonialism being particularly…horny.

 

ART & COSPLAY

 

For my iconic feature image, I’ve chosen one of her more expressive clips from the film (helping the protagonist duo cheat at the native American ball game).

 

ART – DANDONFUGA

 

And finally we get to a girl of animation represented among my favorite artists, not least Dandonfuga – hence she scores my Dandonfuga ranking. There’s also art by Logan Cure, Neoartcore and Elias Chatzoudis.

 

 

She-Ra as she appeared in her original cartoon in the 80s (fair use)

 

 

(4) SHE-RA (1985)

 

She’s got the power!

“I am Adora, He-Man’s twin sister, and defender of the Crystal Castle. This is Spirit, my beloved steed. Fabulous secrets were revealed to me, the day I held aloft my sword and said, ‘For The Honor Of Grayskull! I AM SHE-RA!!!’

As TV Tropes notes, She-Ra Princess of Power is the sister series (literally) to He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, presumably because She-Woman and the Mistresses of the Universe sounds a little silly (or kinky). As noted, it is literally the sister series as the titular character is Adora, the twin sister of He-Man or Prince Adam of Eternia. Adora was apparently kidnapped as an infant to the planet Etheria and is subsequently given the power to become the superheroine She-Ra in order to form the planetary resistance against Etheria’s tyrannical ruler Hordak (although by invoking the honor rather than power of Greyskull, which sounds a little off to me).

Yeah, I’m not really up with the backstory of this one – or He-Man for that matter. I mean, come on – they were basically toy commercials! Not to mention vaguely fascistic…

However, they certainly were iconic figures, not least because the animation was to market the toys or so-called action figures for the Masters of the Universe.

Of course, She-Ra was designed to extend the market to the female demographic. To quote TV Tropes – “She-Ra was made specifically to appeal to girls, which explains the large number of mentally and physically strong female characters, like Adora, Glimmer, and Madame Razz, not to mention the vivacious, Zsa Zsa Gabor-like nature of several of them, daaaaaarling — and quite a number of female villains like Shadow Weaver, Scorpia and Catra” (the latter essentially a dark action girl version of She-Ra herself).

 

ART & COSPLAY

 

For my iconic feature image, I chose She Ra as she appeared in her original 1980s cartoon (from the feature image of the Grayskull fan wiki). There is a surprising amount of art and cosplay out there for her – including art from Nathan Szerdy and Elias Chatzoudis, as well as cosplay from another of my favorites, Tabitha Lyons.

 

 

A-TIER (TOP TIER)

 

 

 

Lana Kane in her iconic mini-sweater dress – I’m pretty sure this is from her very first appearance in the pilot episode (fair use)

 

(3) LANA KANE – ARCHER (2009)

 

“LAAAAAANAAAA!” Well, it was either that or Sterling Archer’s other favorite quote to her – “Danger zone!”.

Lana Kane is the top female agent in the animated series Archer, second only to the titular spy himself (although a large part of that is due to his mother running the agency), with whom she has a complicated love-hate relationship. She is also the most competent agent, although Archer tends to excel at the stereotypically active role of an agent, killing people and so forth (although a large part of THAT is due to his reckless childlike joy and disregard for his own mortality). However, she is not too different from Archer in that her competence is undermined on occasion by her own emotional or psychological insecurities – she just has less of them than Archer (and a large part of THAT is his mother Mallory).

In appearance, she is statuesque, both in height (six foot or so) and figure, and she dresses to accentuate the latter – her signature style consists of short turtleneck sweater dresses (in various colors but typically white) and thigh-high stiletto boots. Indeed, she always seems to wear heels, even in space. For that matter, even when not wearing outfits tailor made to accentuate her figure, she’ll almost invariably end up in a situation where she’ll be stripped down to her underwear.

Archer even comments on her stripperiffic wardrobe, when he finds himself distracted by her impressive, ah, jiggle physics in the middle of a gunfight, in an example of their characteristic repartee:

Lana: Now?! Really?!
Archer: Oh, right! Because you walked into Strippers Discount Warehouse and said “Help me showcase my intellect!”
Lana: Discount?! This is Fiocchi.

In fairness, every major character in the series commonly ends up in situations where they’ll be stripped down to their underwear or naked. It’s that kind of agency.

Indeed, her memetic attractiveness in the series is such that even the girls want her (most notably her fellow female employees, although they are not the most emotionally balanced individuals). Even the gay guys want her, as when her gay colleague Ray Gillette literally takes a number with the rest of her male employees for the opportunity to bed her – “Girl, please. Nobody’s THAT gay”.

 

ART & COSPLAY

 

I was tempted to use the promotional beach shoot art for her but I just had to go with her iconic mini-sweater dress appearance for my feature image – which I believe to be from her very first appearance in the first episode. There is Lana art and cosplay out there but none from my favorite artists or models. AI shoutout to Naughy Neurals featuring her as a recurring subject.

 

 

Daphne Blake as she appears in the Scooby Doo cartoon – feature image from the Warner Bros Entertainment fan wiki (fair use)

 

(2) DAPHNE BLAKE – SCOOBY DOO (1969)

 

We all know Scooby Doo, that enduring animated franchise centered on four teenage hippies and the titular talking Great Dane driving around in their “Mystery Machine” van, getting high and hallucinating monsters (not to mention their dog’s speech). “And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you meddling kids!” (Not likely, since the villainous plans always involved impersonating a supernatural being with basic special effects). It’s a cultural icon, man! Even the infamous Scrappy Doo couldn’t kill it, although he came close and became the ultimate archetype of unlikable characters in the process.

And Daphne Blake has been an enduring childhood crush within that franchise. It’s not hard to see why – with her shoulder-length red hair (once again demonstrating the striking prevalence of redheads in animation or comics), blue or violet eyes, hourglass figure – not to mention her distinctive purple skirt and pink tights. On second thoughts, her fashion choice was questionable, but then, so was that of the rest of the cast. I mean – who wears ascots, Fred? Although maybe there’s something in wearing an ascot after all, as Fred always seemed to end up with the girls or at least Daphne herself whenever the group split up to investigate (while Shaggy would invariably end up with Scooby as comic relief, like the sad dog food-eating hippy he was).

Of course, Daphne’s role within the group originally tended to be more decorative than functional – most likely to end up as damsel in distress, often while bound and gagged to boot (because, well, who wouldn’t?), and even nicknamed danger prone Daphne as a result. Fortunately, her character has become somewhat more developed over time – becoming more competent and even badass in various incarnations (interestingly, often in direct contrast to a converse decline in Fred’s competence or badassery).

 

ART & COSPLAY

 

As usual for my iconic feature image, I chose a clip image of her appearance in the animation.

The standout Daphne art from my favorite artists would be by Nathan Szerdy, Elias Chatzoudis, and Neoartcore. As for the standout cosplay by my favorite models, I’ll award that to Tabitha Lyons.

 

X-TIER (GODDESS TIER)

 

Jessica Rabbit as she appears in her animated film or shorts – in perhaps her most iconic appearance and pose (fair use)

 

(1) JESSICA RABBIT – WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT (1988)

 

“I’m not bad – I’m just drawn that way”

Like Wonder Woman for my Top 10 Girls of Comics, could there have been any doubt for the top spot? The top position has to go to THE animated sex symbol, even though her exposure is primarily limited to the animated film Who Framed Roger Rabbit? (and a few other shorts – notably as nurse and park ranger). I only vaguely remember the plot and characters of this film (including Roger himself) – but everyone remembers Jessica.

That is because she is designed as the ultimate fantasy figure drawn as a pinup cartoon – green-eyed and red-haired in that irresistibly rare combination (even more so in her signature pose of hair worn over one eye) and an impossibly accentuated hourglass figure in a slinky red dress. Indeed, she was modelled on classic screen sirens Lauren Bacall, Veronica Lake and Rita Hayworth – apparently face and voice (voiced by Kathleen Turner) on Lauren Bacall, hair on Veronica Lake and dress on Rita Hayworth (in the film Gilda).

As her name indicates, she is the human ‘toon’ wife of the titular Rabbit. Although she is a sultry nightclub singer literally drawn as a femme fatale of noir, she actually plays against the type in film (as opposed to the original book) – she is indeed a good girl deeply in love with her ‘honey bunny’. Why? He makes her laugh. (She also proudly lets slip that he’s a much better lover than driver).

 

ART & COSPLAY

 

Of course for my iconic feature image, I chose an image of her from her animation – in perhaps her most iconic appearance and pose (although I was tempted by her nurse or park ranger costumes).

 

ART – DANDONFUGA

 

And not surprisingly for my top spot we get to a girl of animation represented among my favorite artists, not least Dandonfuga – hence she scores my Dandonfuga ranking. There’s also art by Elias Chatzoudis, Sun Khamunaki, J. Scott Campbell, Logan Cure, and Neoartcore. AI shoutout to Naughty Neurals.

 

COSPLAY – HELLY

 

And also for my top spot we finally get to a girl of animation represented among my holy trinity of cosplay models, hence she scores my Helly ranking for cosplay by Helly Valentine.

 

 

 

 

 

GIRLS OF ANIMATION: TOP 10 (TIER LIST)

 

S-TIER (GODDESS TIER)

(1) JESSICA RABBIT – WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT

 

A-TIER (TOP TIER)

(2) DAPHNE BLAKE – SCOOBY DOO

(3) LANA KANE – ARCHER

 

B-TIER (HIGH TIER)

(4) SHE-RA

(5) CHEL – THE ROAD TO EL DORADO

(6) HOLLI WOULD – COOL WORLD

(7) STRIPPERELLA

(8) FOXXY LOVE – DRAWN TOGETHER

(9) GWEN TENNYSON – BEN 10

 

X-TIER (WILD TIER – BEST OF 2025)

(10) RUMI – KPOP DEMONHUNTERS

 

 

Top Tens – Comics: Top 10 Comics (Special Mention: Complete)

The cover of Detective Comics #27 dated May 1939 by Bob Kane with the first appearance of Batman – one of the most famous and iconic comics covers, exceeded perhaps only by the Action Comics cover for the first appearance of Superman

 

 

TOP 10 COMICS (SPECIAL MENTION)

 

I’ve ranked my Top 10 Comics, but comics are just too prolific to be confined to a mere top ten or even my usual list of twenty special mentions.

Instead, I have two lists for special mentions – the first for comics from 2000 AD, the British weekly SF anthology comic that is my comic of choice for regular reading, and the second for comics from everyone else.

This is the latter – for comics that I enjoyed or are an enduring influence on me from publishers other than 2000 AD’s Rebellion, including self-published webcomics.

 

S-TIER (GOD TIER)

 

The literal face of Mad Magazine – Alfred E. Neumann – on the October 1982 magazine cover parodying Time Magazine’s Man of the Year (fair use)

 

 

(1) MAD (1952 – PRESENT)

 

What, me worry?

Ah – Alfred E. Neuman with his iconic gap tooth grin and catchphrase as Mad Magazine’s fictional mascot and cover boy. According to Wikipedia, he actually preceded Mad as a visual image in advertisements and a presidential campaign postcard for Roosevelt, although the magazine named him and converted his original appearance as an idiotic figure to a more mischievous devil-may-care trickster – “someone who can maintain a sense of humor while the world is collapsing around him”. Amusingly – given his origins from a presidential campaign postcard – Mad Magazine has proffered him periodically as a joke presidential candidate from 1956 onwards with the slogan “You could do a lot worse…and always have!”

I was raised on Mad. Indeed, it was hereditary – I inherited it from my mother, who had classic collections of Mad from when she was a teenager and passed them on to me when I was a teenager. (I’m not too sure her parents – my grandparents – were impressed by this subversive publication – they were pretty straightlaced). And it has been a huge influence on my sense of humor and worldview ever since, mirroring its wider influence on parody and satire in popular culture. If you want to understand me, know that Mad Magazine is etched deep within my psyche (paired with Catch-22 and as part of an eclectic kaleidoscope with The Devil’s Dictionary and TV Tropes):

 

The film and television parodies – particularly as drawn by Mort Drucker, possibly the finest caricaturist ever (sadly passed away on 9 April 2020).

 

Spy vs Spy! Featuring the titular literal black and white Cold War-eque spies (drawn as, ah, bird-like people things?) outwitting each other with traps within traps

 

Don Martin – Mad’s Maddest Artist! And his recurring Fonebone character!

 

Dan Berg and his “The Lighter Side of” slice of life cartoons!

 

Sergio Aragones – with his “A Mad Look At’ recurring features and his marginal doodles (or “Drawn Out Dramas”)!

 

The classic Mad Fold-Ins!

 

And so on. Nothing was sacred for Mad’s subversive satire and sense of humor – sacred cows make the best hamburger – “Mad’s satiric net was cast wide. The magazine often featured parodies of ongoing American culture, including advertising campaigns, the nuclear family, the media, big business, education and publishing. In the 1960s and beyond, it satirized such burgeoning topics as the sexual revolution, hippies, the generation gap, psychoanalysis, gun politics, pollution, the Vietnam War and recreational drug use”.

Robert Boyd from the Los Angeles Times summed up Mad Magazine for me as well as himself and other fans, with the apt line “All I really need to know I learned from Mad magazine” – “Plenty of it went right over my head, of course, but that’s part of what made it attractive and valuable. Things that go over your head can make you raise your head a little higher. The magazine instilled in me a habit of mind, a way of thinking about a world rife with false fronts, small print, deceptive ads, booby traps, treacherous language, double standards, half truths, subliminal pitches and product placements; it warned me that I was often merely the target of people who claimed to be my friend; it prompted me to mistrust authority, to read between the lines, to take nothing at face value, to see patterns in the often shoddy construction of movies and TV shows; and it got me to think critically in a way that few actual humans charged with my care ever bothered to.”

And it forever tainted the way I view films and television – much as it did critic Roger Ebert:

“I learned to be a movie critic by reading Mad magazine … Mad’s parodies made me aware of the machine inside the skin—of the way a movie might look original on the outside, while inside it was just recycling the same old dumb formulas. I did not read the magazine, I plundered it for clues to the universe”.

 

 

Cover of the 1961 edition in English of Asterix the Gaul, the first volume in the series (fair use)

 

 

(2) RENE GOSCINNY & ALBERT UDERZO –

ASTERIX (1959-1979 – I’m only counting the ones written by both Goscinny and Uderzo up to Asterix in Belgium, the 24th volume in the series)

 

“The year is 50 B.C. Gaul is entirely occupied by the Romans. Well, not entirely… One small village of indomitable Gauls still holds out against the invaders. And life is not easy for the Roman legionaries who garrison the fortified camps of Totorum, Aquarium, Laudanum and Compendium…”

These Romans are crazy!

Asterix is the original source of my enduring love of comics – and my enduring fascination with the Roman Empire in classical or ancient history. It wouldn’t quite be true to say everything I know about the Roman world I learned from Asterix comics – as those comics inspired me to read more historical books on the Roman Empire and ancient history – but you could genuinely learn a lot about the Roman Empire from them.

The basic premise is stated in the above introduction to each comic, accompanied by the famous map with a magnifying glass held up to show the titular protagonist’s village. (Asterix is also where I learned about the battle of Alesia, in which Julius Caesar defeated the Gallic chieftain Vercingetorix and conquered Gaul – a detail that recurs in a number of comics). This small but plucky village has withstood the vast numerical and military superiority of the Roman Empire by virtue of a magic potion that bestows superhuman strength brewed by its resident druid.

Each comic then introduced the major dramatis personae from the village – foremost among them our small but plucky titular protagonist Asterix, but also his generously proportioned fellow protagonist Obelix (who always has superhuman strength because he fell in a cauldron of magic potion as a baby), the aforementioned druid Getafix, village chieftain Vitalstatistix and ill-tuned bard Cacofonix. Oh – and Obelix’s cute dog Dogmatix. As you can tell, the names of Gauls in the comic had humorous puns or plays on the suffix “-ix” – the Romans similarly with “us” and so on with other groups within the Empire. That was indicative of the general wordplay and puns in dialogue as well as visual gags that made each comic a delight – “part of the appeal of the series is probably the variety of humor, which includes slapstick fight scenes, plenty of wordplay, thinly-veiled social commentary, and Iron Age and Roman antiquity versions of just about every European (and beyond) stereotype you can imagine.

I must admit to having a soft spot for the Romans, even though they were generally the antagonists – although perhaps not quite to the point of rooting for the Empire, as our protagonist and his village were just too damn charming. Generally the Romans weren’t cast as evil villains – indeed the hapless legionaries in the camps surrounding the village strove to serve out their time by quietly trying to avoid any contact with the Gauls – although they could also be effective antagonists in their schemes to conquer or undermine the village. And it helped that the Romans were also typically lovable idiots – indeed like almost everyone else in the comic, including the protagonist villagers themselves, except of course for Asterix, Getafix and flashes of brilliance among other characters (Gauls or otherwise). Interestingly, one character not played as an idiot – indeed, played as a worthy adversary – was Caesar himself.

I also have to admit to a soft spot – widely shared by other fans – for the cameo appearances by the recurring band of small but persistently unlucky pirates, a parody of another comic series Barbe-Rouge (Redbeard) – unlucky, that is, in persistently encountering our protagonist duo, the point that they would desperately try to avoid “the Gauls”, even sinking their own ship.

The series was also distinguished by some of the best translations in comics ever – from the original French (of course) by writer Rene Goscinny – as well as some of the best caricaturist art from artist Albert Uderzo. Goscinny sadly died in 1977 and Uderzo took over the writing as well, although not quite with the same superb quality of writing in the eyes of fans such as myself – until he too sadly passed away only in March 2020.

 

RATING: S-TIER (GOD-TIER – OR IS THAT TOUTATIS TIER?)

 

 

Cover of Calvin and Hobbes, the first collection of comic strips published by Andrews McMeel Publishing in 1987 (fair use)

 

 

(3) BILL WATTERSON –

CALVIN & HOBBES (1985-1995)

 

Goddamn I love that tiger!

 

“One of the most (maybe the most) beloved newspaper comics of all time, that influenced, changed and thrilled an entire generation, all drawn and written by one man — Bill Watterson…Watterson reminded us that newspaper comics don’t have to be bland, crude drawings, funny animals can have deeper personalities and insights in life, and that it was still possible for a strip to successfully explore philosophical themes without feeling tacked on. And yes, comics about children can still be great”.

Also (as noted by TV Tropes) – unpredictable panel layouts, surreal nature, childhood fantasy elements, lush art, adventure, vivid characterization, satire, classic cartoon slapstick and a gently comedic look at the hard truths of life.

Calvin is a precocious 6-year-old, who lives in rich world of imagination – personified (or is that tiger-ified) by Hobbes, his (imaginary – or is he?) best friend, a “walking, talking tiger” to Calvin and an inanimate plush toy to everyone else (and intriguingly of different appearance from his animate appearance to Calvin).

Amusingly, Calvin and Hobbes were named for the sixteenth century theologian John Calvin and sixteenth century philosopher Thomas Hobbes respectively – pointing to the philosophical themes of the comic.

Arguably Calvin embodies the child in every adult, while Hobbes represents the adult in every child – particularly with the latter tending to act as the voice of reason and conscience to Calvin. Hobbes also has a thing for “babes”.

The fantasy – or reality – of Hobbes’ dual nature is one of the most appealing parts of the strip, as is the fantasy or reality of the titular duo’s many adventures and misadventures, but perhaps also (ironically) of least consequence – “Watterson has described the matter as being a non-question: This is not a strip about a young reality warper going on magical adventures with a stuffed animal that comes to life when no one else is looking, nor is it as simple as a boy with a stuffed tiger and an overactive imagination. This is a strip about the world seen through Calvin’s eyes. To Calvin, Hobbes is a real tiger, a cardboard box is a cloning device, a wagon driven off a ramp can fly to Mars, and mutant snowmen can stage a rebellion against their creator. And that is all that matters”.

I’m prompted to think of the play Harvey and its film adaptation as a spiritual predecessor, with its protagonist’s six-foot rabbit ‘imaginary friend’ Harvey playing the role of Hobbes:

“I’ve wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I’m happy to state I finally won out over it. I always have a wonderful time, wherever I am, whoever I’m with”.

 

A-TIER (TOP TIER)

 

 

Tomie complete hardcover deluxe edition published by VIZ Media LLC 10 January 2017 (fair use)

 

 

(4) JUNJI ITO –

TOMIE (1987 – PRESENT)

 

Yes, I’m including manga in special mentions otherwise of American or European comics – just because of Junji motherfreaking Ito!

You never forget horror manga artist and writer Junji Ito once you’ve seen his work, either in their original form or in their screen adaptations. It’s horror that operates as horror because it is weird and disturbing.

“Ito’s work consists of many subgenres of horror, mainly being host to the subgenres of body horror and cosmic horror. Much of his work is based solely in them, with other themes including a relationship of predator to prey, a loss of humanity, apocalyptic scenarios, and obsession being common. The universe Ito depicts is cruel and capricious; his characters often find themselves victims of malevolent unnatural circumstances for no discernible reason or punished out of proportion for minor infractions against an unknown and incomprehensible natural order.”

If I am to pick one Ito work above all others, it has to be Tomie – the recurring immortal girl that drives men to madness and keeps coming back even if you kill her.

 

 

Cover of the collected edition (of the first six issues) with art by Chris Baccalo (fair use)

 

 

(5) PETER MILLIGAN –

SHADE THE CHANGING MAN (1990-1996)

 

“Sometimes I think that if I wasn’t crazy…I’d go crazy”

Peter Milligan is another British comics writer that started as writing for 2000 AD, most notably with Bad Company – a future war story in which a bizarre company of soldiers fight humanity’s bizarre war against the alien Krool.

However, contrary to my characteristic preference for 2000 AD, my favorite is his work for DC Comic’s Vertigo imprint label for more mature graphic novels outside the publishing restrictions of mainstream comics. Milligan came to Vertigo towards the end of the first wave of the so-called British invasion or ‘Britwave’ of British writers into American comics – and like his fellow British writers for Vertigo, he revamped an obscure DC Comics character, Shade the Changing Man.

The focus of the series is Shade, an interdimensional traveler to Earth from the parallel world of Meta, with the reality-warping ‘power of madness’ (which seems to be part of Metan technology) – he resembles another of my favorites, Neil Gaiman’s Sandman, but with power born of madness instead of dreams. But then, what are dreams if not a little madness in our lives?

In other words, it starts off weird and gets weirder – a psychedelic fantasy and odyssey. The initial narrative has the most defined plot structure, as Shade was sent to Earth to defeat a dangerous manifestation of madness and the American psyche or collective unconscious, the American Scream. After that, it is the personifications from Shade’s own psyche that are dangerous, as well as other beings born from the Area of Madness – which after all extends to the land of dreams and the dead, angels and the Devil. Shade himself dies, but is reborn through the power of madness – jumping bodies and on one occasion gender as Shade the Changing Woman (anticipating the more recent reboot of a female Shade).

 

 

Poster and cover art for the series showcasing the sumptuous art by Olivier Ledroit as well as everyone’s favorite character from the comic, Claudia, so much so that she got her own spinoff series (fair use)

 

 

(6) PAT MILLS –

REQUIEM VAMPIRE KNIGHT (2000 – PRESENT)

 

The Franco-British comic Requiem Vampire Knight – or French title Requiem Chevalier Vampire – by British writer Pat Mills and French artist Olivier Ledroit is exactly what is says on the tin – the protagonist Requiem is, ah, a vampire knight (or chevalier).

The intriguing part is that it is posthumous fantasy of the darkest kind – I am a fan of posthumous fantasy or fantasy set in the afterlife, and that’s before you throw in Mills’ characteristic blackly comic misanthropy. Life sucks and the afterlife sucks more. Literally. The protagonist, a German soldier from the Second World War, is killed on the Eastern Front only to find himself in the posthumous fantasy setting known as Resurrection – a literally hellish inversion of Earth in which land and sea are reversed (with seas of perpetual fire in the place of the terrestrial continents) and whose resurrected inhabitants age in reverse, growing younger into infancy (and beyond into non-existence) with fading memories. Worst of all, the more evil one was in life, the better they are rewarded in Resurrection as various classes of monster, with the vampires as the elite aristocracy (populated by such characters as the historical Dracula, Nero, Caligula and Attila the Hun) and former innocent victims as the lowly lemures, “outcasts at best and food or entertainment at worst”. The protagonist finds himself resurrected as the titular vampire knight – but still plagued by a conscience, particularly towards the love of his former life, the Jewish Rebecca, now a lemure (a term borrowed from Roman mythology) bent on her ticket out of Resurrection (‘expiring’ her former tormentor).

In the words of TV Tropes, “an age-old adage was that, if you were bad in life, when you died it generally got worse. Nowhere is this idea more assaulted, mugged, curb-stomped and left for dead face-down in a rancid gutter than in the world of Résurrection, the brainchild of Pat Mills and illustrated in excruciatingly loving and gory detail by Olivier Ledroit”.

 

 

 

Wraparound cover art by Adam Hughes for the Fables spinoff Fairest in 2012, showcasing the female characters from the series (fair use)

 

 

(7) BILL WILLINGHAM –

FABLES (2002-2015 & 2022-2024)

 

The series is summed up by the title of its opening issue – Legends in Exile.

All myths are true. Characters from fairy tales and folklore, the titular Fables, are real – and are living in New York! New York City, that is, for the human Fables – non-human Fables (or those who can’t magically transform themselves into humans) are still in New York but upstate not the city, in “the Farm”. Refugees from their own story worlds or Homelands, driven into our non-magical or Mundane world to escape the inexorably expanding empire of the multiverse-conquering Adversary.

A little like the TV series Once Upon a Time for those who saw that series, only with more depth. There are some intriguing aspects that only get deeper the further you go. The Fables often use or weaponize their storied attributes as superpowers – including immortality and to some extent invulnerability based on the popularity of their stories, although whether the latter is the case is debated by the Fables themselves. My favorite aspect is how some Fable characters are the same recurring archetypal character across stories – such as Jack, representing all fairy tale or nursery rhyme Jacks, who as we see in his spinoff series Jack of Fables does deals with all the different devils of fairy tales and folklore.

 

 

 

(8) MORNING GLORIES (Image Comics 2010 – ?!)

 

“What did you see when your eyes were opened?”

Well, for one thing, I saw Morning Glories, an ongoing series from Image Comics that had me enraptured from the first issue I read. In the tagline of its writer Nick Spencer, it’s Runaways meets Lost (without the ending of the latter, or indeed any ending at present).

In my eyes, it’s as if the Illuminati had a high school – or perhaps more aptly, since it is referenced by name, as if Grant Morrison’s Invisibles had a high school. Or if Night Vale WAS a high school, given that it has one. Indeed, Nick Spencer shows a positively Morrisonesque flair for twists and turns of storyline, at times even coming close to Morrison’s unrivalled hand at those fabulous comics one-liners or that juxtaposition of word and image.

The Morning Glories (or just Glories) is the nickname for the protagonist group of six new students, selected for the prestigious Morning Glory Academy – selected, that is, for a very particular and peculiar set of selection criteria. Which may or may not explain that they all seem to manifest mysterious abilities or future selves, and that they all seem to have dark or strange pasts (including – perhaps – the occasional homicide).

It doesn’t explain why the location of the school is kept mysterious by drugging each new student before arrival – or why their parents don’t even seem to remember their very existence when they call them from the school (with one notable exception, which necessitates the most unfortunate consequences). It certainly doesn’t explain the “mysterious and shadowy purpose of this dizzying boarding school of horrors”, which remains mysterious and shadowy except only that it seems to be the tip of a global conspiracy – or conspiracies.

Not to mention the other paranormal phenomena or time travel within and without its walls. (In one of my favorite Morrisonesque one-liners from the series, a student enquires as to the trippy design of a time machine – “Who built it?” “You did” is the reply).

Nor does it explain the sadistic faculty staff, led by the unseen headmaster behind the scenes – who don’t hesitate to resort to progressive mind control techniques, extreme physical discipline and the occasional sacrifice.

After all, it’s “for a better future” and we all have to make sacrifices. Literally.

 

B-TIER (HIGH TIER)

 

 

Classic Hellblazer art by Phil Hale depicting the character in his signature trenchcoat and smoking pose (fair use)

 

 

(9) HELLBLAZER (1988-2013, 2019-2020, 2024)

 

“I’m the one who steps from the shadows, all trenchcoat and cigarette and arrogance, ready to deal with the madness. Oh, I’ve got it all sewn up. I can save you. If it takes the last drop of your blood, I’ll drive your demons away. I’ll kick them in the bollocks and spit on them when they’re down and then I’ll be gone back into darkness, leaving only a nod and a wink and a wisecrack. I walk my path alone… who would walk with me?”

THE DC Vertigo series – and certainly longest running series – and virtual anthology of the best writers in comics, all writing the titular character, including my favorite writers from ‘British Invasion’ of American comics (and from 2000 AD).

The titular Hellblazer, John Constantine, originated with one such writer, Alan Moore, in his Swamp Thing – with the intended appearance and British nationality of Sting. TV Tropes sums him up best – a “con man, occult detective, gambler and magician of ill repute” who “tangled with Hell, Heaven, the police and the criminal underworld”. John Constantine may not have been the origin of the occult detective trope, but he codified it, particularly of the trenchcoat variety, and various other figures of contemporary fantasy have followed in his occult detective footsteps – Harry Dresden, John Taylor and Sandman Slim amongst others.

What more do you need to know? Read the damned thing, already!

 

 

Iconic panel from the comic, showcasing Miller’s mastery of black and white line art (fair use)

 

 

(10) FRANK MILLER –

SIN CITY (1991-2000)

 

Frank Miller’s finest artwork apart from blood splatter, something (both finest artwork and blood splatter) which recurs frequently in Miller’s “absurdly macho” comic noir (or neo noir) Sin City. Its black and white line art is matched only by its black and grey morality. And we’re talking a pretty dark grey! It’s a mystery how the city of the title, Basin City, isn’t completely depopulated, as its economy seems to consist entirely of sociopathy and of course “wh0reswh0reswh0res”.

“Sin City reads like an Affectionate Parody of Film Noir turned Up to Eleven: every hero is a mentally or physically scarred bruiser and every woman is a beautiful dame with a heaving bosom”

Shoutout to Frank Miller’s 300, which is even more absurdly macho (Rated M for Manly according to TV Tropes), because THIS! IS! SPARTA!

 

Cover of Bone: The Complete Cartoon Epic in One Volume (featuring protagonist Fone Bone and one of the antagonist creatures). There have been a few editions – this one was the 2010 paperback edition by Cartoon Books, Jeff Smith’s own self-publishing company, the edition I had (fair use)

 

 

(11) JEFF SMITH –

BONE (1991-2004)

 

Bone is like if Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck suddenly popped into Game of Thrones – which I suppose could happen now that Disney owns Fox? Who knows? Anyway – literal cartoon characters placed in the middle of an epic fantasy of an increasingly desperate struggle against an otherworldly foe. Or in the words of TV Tropes – a “lengthy independent comic book series by Jeff Smith that took 13 years to complete, mixing the sensibilities of a joke-of-the-day comic strip like Pogo with the sweeping story of an epic fantasy à la The Lord of the Rings”

The cartoon protagonists, the Bone trio of cousins, are indeed cartoon characters, both visually and in personality, who’ve been exiled from their (unseen) cartoon village Boneville. The main protagonist, Fone Bone, is the most dependable, resourceful and moral of the Bone cousins. Smiley Bone is good-hearted but dim-witted (although his good heart sees him through most of the time). Phoney Bone is the reason they have been exiled from Boneville – a greedy, hotheaded schemer with perpetual plans to make money (usually by a con or cheat).

The epic fantasy protagonist Thorn and her family are at the heart of a war against the Lord of the Locusts, the Hooded One and their minions of ravenous rat-creatures.

Stupid, stupid rat-creatures! As Fone Bone dubs the duo of ineffectual rat-creature henchmen in their hapless pursuit of him and the other protagonists. They are indeed not the brightest – and strangely endearing for it. They’re just not cut out for this evil villainy business

Apparently Netflix has the rights to a TV adaptation – presumably animated. It seems unlikely but maybe they’ll do it and do it right.

 

 

Poster art for Hellboy and his signature Right Hand of Doom (fair use)

 

 

(12) MIKE MIGNOLA –

HELLBOY (DARK HORSE 1993 – PRESENT)

 

Dark Horse comic series Hellboy has been popularized by the Guillermo de Toro films (less so by its latest reboot, of which we won’t speak)

But then, what’s not to love about a comic series in which the hero is the literal Beast of the Apocalypse? (Or Anung Um Rama – “upon his brow is set a crown of flame”). Of course, he’s one of the good guys – and humanity’s best hope against hell and other eldritch abominations – because of his human upbringing. His backstory is that he was summoned as an infant demon in the last days of the Second World War to turn the tide of that war in Project Ragna Rok by Nazi occultists, led by none other than Grigori Rasputin – the mad monk turned eldritch abomination himself. I can’t help but feel Rasputin cheated his Nazi patrons if they expected victory for their war, as Rasputin was apparently playing the apocalyptic long game. Fortunately, Rasputin and his Nazi occultists are opposed by the Americans and their nascent Bureau of Paranormal Research and Development, who disrupt the ritual and raise Hellboy as one of their own – as he grows into his full-blown demonic appearance, with horns (which he files down for appearance), hooves, tail and red skin.

Again, what’s not to love about this comic series? Nazi occultists? Rasputin? Secret occult history? Demons and Lovecraftian eldritch abominations, most notably the apocalyptic Ogdru Jahad? And as I said, a series with the Beast of the Apocalypse as hero, fighting his own apocalyptic destiny – embodied in his Right Hand of Doom, the key to the abyss…?

 

 

Artwork by Alex Ross of the holy trinity of Astro City, corresponding to that of DC Comis – the Samaritan, Winged Victory, and the Confessor – also used as the cover art of Astro City graphic novels (vair use)

 

 

(13) KURT BUSIEK –

ASTRO CITY (1995-PRESENT)

 

A long-running superhero anthology series through various imprints of Image Comics and DC – with a rotating roster of superheroes and the only truly consistent ‘protagonist’ being the titular city itself as setting. Indeed, Astro City’s superhero back story goes back at least to the nineteenth century (Astro City’s supernatural champion the Hanged Man, the Old Soldier and Ironhorse, the Human Locomotive) and probably earlier. The heroes typically resemble the superheroes of other comics with my favorites being the Superman-like Samaritan (although he’s a time-traveler rather than a space-traveler), the Amazonian Winged Victory and the Batman-like Confessor (who hides a dark secret).

 

 

Cover of 30 Days of Night Deluxe Edition by Australian artist Ben Templesmith – also used for the original comic mini-series (fair use)

 

 

(14) STEVE NILES & BEN TEMPLESMITH –

30 DAYS OF NIGHT (IDW 2004 – 2009)

 

This comics series came to my attention through its film adaptation, which is ironically fitting as the comic was initially an unsuccessful film pitch, only to turn full circle back into film adaptation after it became a breakout success story for writer Steve Niles and intense Australian artist Ben Templesmith (which it also brought to my attention).

And what’s not to love about a comic that brought some raw bloody horror back to vampires in comics and film? No Twilight vampires here – these are sharks on legs, even in their pale-skinned black-eyed blood-smeared shark-mouthed appearance.

Mostly invulnerable to all but sunlight, the plot of the initial series followed vampires to the Alaskan town of Barrow – who then use the month-long Arctic night for a literal feeding frenzy. A small and dwindling number of town’s residents survive by hiding, led by the town’s sheriff Eben Olemaun and his estranged wife Stella, but face increasingly desperate choices to survive the titular thirty days of night.

Oh – and it did indeed make a fine horror film. And also a franchise, which expanded the mythology of the vampires (and human characters) within the series. My favorite sequel (or more precisely prequel) used the Arctic night in a different setting – the Eastern Front, where the German and Soviet soldiers have to band together against a more deadly and ravenous enemy…

 

 

Cover of The Boys Volume 1 (collected edition) with art by Darick Robertson, also the artist throughout the series. Arguably the most iconic image from the comic, which was replicated pretty well by promotional poster art for the TV series, such that you could place them side by side. Sadly, the TV series did not replicate the comic quite so well in other aspects (fair use)

 

 

(15) GARTH ENNIS –

THE BOYS (DYNAMITE 2006 – 2012)

 

I was introduced to this comic by the first season of its television adaptation in 2019, which prompted me to read it ahead of the other seasons. I’m glad I did, as while the television series had diminishing returns each season to the extent that I abandoned it before the finale (which I understand to have been disappointing at best), I read the comic through to the end.

The comic is by Garth Ennis – with whom I was familiar from 2000 AD and even more so his, ah, confrontational comic series Preacher, which perhaps best encapsulated his reputation and recurring tendency to be a provocateur or just for sheer shock value. Ennis quipped that The Boys would out-Preacher Preacher, presumably in terms of its profanity, sex and violence. I’m not sure that anything could out-Preacher Preacher, but The Boys certainly gives it a shot. And ultimately it may be for the best, as I prefer The Boys. It told a better story, and if anything, seemed less purely gratuitous for its own sake than Preacher – although the TV series certainly leaned into the shock value. (Although don’t get me wrong – I liked Preacher or at least it got stuck in my mind as you certainly never forget it).

The series takes place in a world where superheroes exist, although such that you would prefer they didn’t. On the superhero side, you have the Seven, the world’s leading superhero team – sponsored by the powerful corporation Vought International – and mostly copies of the Justice League, led by its equivalent of Superman (with some Captain America thrown in), Homelander, who more than earns the description of diabolical and invokes the trope Beware the Superman.

And on the other side, you have the titular Boys, vigilante cape-busters forced to use their smarts, skills and willingness to fight dirty (including some of the superheroes’ own weapons) against their adversaries – led by Billy Butcher, perhaps the series’ most compelling character to rival his primary adversary, Homelander.

The comic has layers to it that the television series did not – and diverged substantially (and progressively) from the latter with each season.

 

 

X-TIER (WILD TIER)

 

 

 

My favorite Tom Gauld cartoon as well as one of his most iconic and representative (of his style of humor and recurring subject of literature), so much so that the punchline was the title of one of his books in 2013 (fair use)

 

 

(16) TOM GAULD (2001 – PRESENT)

 

And now we move to my wild-tier, essentially those I know as webcomic strips – although with respect to Tom Gauld I refer loosely to webcomics as seeing his cartoons through social media, as he is a published cartoonist.

Indeed, he’s a prolific published cartoonist, with his work regularly published in The Guardian, The New Yorker, and New Scientist (as per the brief bio or “about” section on his website) – not to mention books or collections close to every year since 2001.

His style reflects his self-professed fondness of “deadpan comedy, flat dialogue, things happening offstage and impressive characters” (as stated in his Wikipedia article, in turn quoting an interview with him in 2012 by Hayley Campbell for the Comics Journal).

The New Yorker is perhaps the archetypal publication for his cartoons, given its history and reputation for erudite cartoons going back at least to James Thurber. I can’t help but feel something of the spirit of James Thurber in the work of Tom Gauld – although whereas Thurber was more slice-of-life situational absurdist comedy, Gauld has more of a literary and scientific referential bent.

 

 

Cover of Hope It All Works Out, a book collection of the comic in 2024 (fair use)

 

 

(17) REZA FARAMUND –

POORLY DRAWN LINES (2008 – PRESENT)

 

An episodic comic strip, with each episode a self-contained gag, although with recurring animal characters (particularly Ernesto the bear) – typically absurdist or satirical in tone and usually snarky.

“The comic features a large and diverse cast of humans and animals who freely interact with each other. Much of the humor is nonsensical and surreal, often featuring the characters making an unexpectedly big deal out of minor inconveniences and reacting normally to ridiculous threats.”

Ernesto and the comic are pretty much summed up by my favorite strip about having a polite discussion that I used for my feature image – which also encapsulates many interactions on social media.

It’s developed into a franchise, with the publication of compilations or other related books, as well as an animated series.

 

 

 

Cover of the first volume of the collected Sarah’s Scribbles, featuring the protagonist and a title that encapsulates the comic

 

 

 

(18) SARAH ANDERSEN –

SARAH’S SCRIBBLES (2011 – present)

 

A semi-autobiographical webcomic strip by Sarah Andersen, centered around a cartoon version of herself “who feel ill-equipped for adult life”.

Pretty much summed up by her book collection title – Adulthood is a Myth.

 

 

Cover of the Heart & Brain collection, Volume 1, with the iconic cartoon of the titular characters (and best represents them) (fair use)

 

 

 

(19) NICK SELUK (THE AWKWARD YETI) –

HEART & BRAIN (2012 – PRESENT)

 

Go Heart, go!

Heart and Brain is an ongoing webcomic strip published intermittently by Nick Seluck (a.k.a. Lars the Awkward Yeti), with each strip as a self-contained gag.

Heart and Brain originated within (and spun off from) Seluck’s Awkward Yeti strip, which involved a literal blue-furred yeti living an otherwise human life, except of course for his titular social awkwardness. (Although what yeti wouldn’t be living among humans?). In that strip, he would interact with various organs in his own body, except that they would amusingly appear as anthropomorphic beings outside of his body. Not too anthropomorphic of course – they still had their anatomical appearance – but with their own personalities as well as limbs and faces, usually in the form of eyes and mouths. However, this varies – the eyes are just big eyeballs with limbs, while the brain has no mouth or eyes (yet wears glasses and obviously can see as well as read). Their appearance alone is enough to crack me up.

Of course, Heart and Brain are the foremost organs as essentially the driving forces of human personality) – their spinoff strip is not so much them interacting with the Awkward Yeti, but primarily with each other as well as occasionally other organs. Heart is not so much his role as the muscle in the circulatory system – although he is that – but the more metaphorical sense of heart, the emotional (and child-like) personality within us all. And he is adorable – with his fixation on dressing as Batman and his constant butterfly companion, representing (literally in a sense) his flights of fancy. Of course, Brain is Heart’s counterpart as rational adult personality – although not entirely rational, as he is prone to rumination and stress or, dare I say it, overthinking.

Not surprisingly, Nick Seluck has a bachelor’s degree in psychology – with Heart and Brain representing well-known dichotomies such as extroversion and introversion or emotion and logic (or id and ego/superego in Freudian terms):

“The heart follows its feelings and emotions, chasing down butterflies and getting excited about kittens, while the brain is concerned about adult responsibility. While the heart skips to emotional need, the brain brings in reason and logic for why the heart’s action are ill-advised…Heart and Brain as the internal tennis match we often face between our romantic hearts and our realistic brains.”

As stated, Heart and Brain interact primarily with each other (as natural odd couple), but also on occasion with other body parts. Most of these body parts are good-natured, except my personal favorite after Heart – Tongue, who is the comic’s equivalent of an evil supervillain dedicated to sensory taste experience, and who, amusingly enough, does have the facial characteristics of eyes, mouth and tongue. He also gets bonus points for having, aptly enough, a lisp (as well as being rather…spluttery).

 

 

The distncitive Playboy “bunny” logo – one of the most iconic corporate brand logos. created by art director Art Paul for the second issue as an endnote, but adopted as the official logo and appearing ever since. It is one of the most distinctive recurring features of the magazine – a running gag (or puzzle) was that the logo always featured somewhere in the magazine cover art or photograph, usually hidden (fair use)

 

 

 

(20) PLAYBOY

 

You should have seen this one coming, as I like to reserve my final twentieth special mention for the kinky (or kinkier) entry from the subject matter.

It also dovetails nicely with my first special mention for Mad Magazine. As with Mad Magazine, Playboy was hereditary for me – albeit unsurprisingly from my father rather than my mother for Magazine. As with Mad Magazine, I was raised on Playboy – unofficially of course, from covertly raiding my father’s impressively comprehensive Playboy collection. And yes, like Mad Magazine, Playboy was a huge influence on me. If you peel back the layers of my messy psyche, you’ll find Playboy lodged deep throughout it, perhaps even most of it – and definitely most of my id.

But I’ll have you know that, as the trope goes – although usually mocked as a transparent alibi or excuse – I did indeed “read it for the articles”. Now I’m not going to equivocate – obviously as the archetypal (and perpetually) adolescent male, I looked at it for its signature nude photography and models, those proverbial Playboy bunnies, Playmates and centerfolds. But AFTER I did that, I did indeed read it for its articles – and even more so, its comics. And those comics also lodged deep in my psyche.

“Playboy founder Hugh Hefner…was a lifelong admirer of comics and went out of his way to not only feature many comics in the pages of Playboy for over 50 years, but he also put his money where his mouth was in his support of comic artists, as the rates he paid were unheard of at the time”. And as noted by Comic Book Resources’ tribute to Hefner after his death, almost assuredly, the reason that Hefner was so into comics was that he, himself, was a comic book artist when he was growing up. While Hefner was in high school, he kept a comic book diary about his life – and it is not too hard to see the origin of Playboy in that. And upon founding Playboy, Hefner was intent on heavily featuring comics within the magazine

Liberally spread through each magazine in its heyday – and liberally paid as well – were cartoons or comics from some of the best and brightest contemporary cartoonists – “hip subversives and sly revolutionaries all, Playboy’s artists have continually proffered a sophisticated brand of humor sorely missing in other men s magazines…offering insightful commentary on topics from the sexual revolution to relationships, money, and politics”.

Perhaps the archetypal subject for Playboy cartoons (or at least that subject I remember more than any other) was the recurring image of the husband walking in on the adulterous wife (and vice versa although less so) in flagrante delicto – with the punchline as the implausible excuse being offered up by the suitor. “Now you grab the choking victim like this…”, in perhaps the most implausible demonstration of the Heimlich Maneuver ever.

And then you have some particular comics within Playboy, such as “Little Annie Fanny”, by none other than Mad Magazine’s Harvey Kurtzman – a satire of sexual mores in contemporary American society and parody of Little Orphan Annie, if the latter was a buxom blonde who innocently found herself nude in every episode.

A personal favorite and my featured image, the femlin – or female gremlin, a spritely but statuesque female figure clad only in black stockings, long gloves and heels which would cavort through Playboy’s Party Jokes (within the centerfold). Created by artist Leroy Neiman and depicted essentially as black and white line drawings in mischievous poses, with perhaps the archetypal pose curled up provocatively inside a wine glass (replicated or replicating real-life cover models)

And arguably also Playboy’s most iconic image that I’ve used as my feature image, its jauntily stylized silhouetted bow-tied rabbit logo – with a running joke of featuring it on every cover, generally hiding it somewhere.

Playboy is also representative of er0tic comics in general – a surprisingly prolific subject which could well be the subject of its own top ten. However, I have to at least mention Playboy’s rival magazine Penthouse and its comic strips here – particularly “O Wicked Wanda!” about the titular globe-trotting (and ultimately time-travelling) dominatrix heroine. My preference however was its successor “Sweet Chastity” – essentially a retold Frankenstein, if Frankenstein’s monster was a buxom pink-haired beauty.

Top Tens – Comics: Top 10 Comics (Special Mention) (20) Playboy

The distncitive Playboy “bunny” logo – one of the most iconic corporate brand logos. created by art director Art Paul for the second issue as an endnote, but adopted as the official logo and appearing ever since. It is one of the most distinctive recurring features of the magazine – a running gag (or puzzle) was that the logo always featured somewhere in the magazine cover art or photograph, usually hidden (fair use)

 

 

 

(20) PLAYBOY

 

You should have seen this one coming, as I like to reserve my final twentieth special mention for the kinky (or kinkier) entry from the subject matter.

It also dovetails nicely with my first special mention for Mad Magazine. As with Mad Magazine, Playboy was hereditary for me – albeit unsurprisingly from my father rather than my mother for Magazine. As with Mad Magazine, I was raised on Playboy – unofficially of course, from covertly raiding my father’s impressively comprehensive Playboy collection. And yes, like Mad Magazine, Playboy was a huge influence on me. If you peel back the layers of my messy psyche, you’ll find Playboy lodged deep throughout it, perhaps even most of it – and definitely most of my id.

But I’ll have you know that, as the trope goes – although usually mocked as a transparent alibi or excuse – I did indeed “read it for the articles”. Now I’m not going to equivocate – obviously as the archetypal (and perpetually) adolescent male, I looked at it for its signature nude photography and models, those proverbial Playboy bunnies, Playmates and centerfolds. But AFTER I did that, I did indeed read it for its articles – and even more so, its comics. And those comics also lodged deep in my psyche.

“Playboy founder Hugh Hefner…was a lifelong admirer of comics and went out of his way to not only feature many comics in the pages of Playboy for over 50 years, but he also put his money where his mouth was in his support of comic artists, as the rates he paid were unheard of at the time”. And as noted by Comic Book Resources’ tribute to Hefner after his death, almost assuredly, the reason that Hefner was so into comics was that he, himself, was a comic book artist when he was growing up. While Hefner was in high school, he kept a comic book diary about his life – and it is not too hard to see the origin of Playboy in that. And upon founding Playboy, Hefner was intent on heavily featuring comics within the magazine

Liberally spread through each magazine in its heyday – and liberally paid as well – were cartoons or comics from some of the best and brightest contemporary cartoonists – “hip subversives and sly revolutionaries all, Playboy’s artists have continually proffered a sophisticated brand of humor sorely missing in other men s magazines…offering insightful commentary on topics from the sexual revolution to relationships, money, and politics”.

Perhaps the archetypal subject for Playboy cartoons (or at least that subject I remember more than any other) was the recurring image of the husband walking in on the adulterous wife (and vice versa although less so) in flagrante delicto – with the punchline as the implausible excuse being offered up by the suitor. “Now you grab the choking victim like this…”, in perhaps the most implausible demonstration of the Heimlich Maneuver ever.

And then you have some particular comics within Playboy, such as “Little Annie Fanny”, by none other than Mad Magazine’s Harvey Kurtzman – a satire of sexual mores in contemporary American society and parody of Little Orphan Annie, if the latter was a buxom blonde who innocently found herself nude in every episode.

A personal favorite and my featured image, the femlin – or female gremlin, a spritely but statuesque female figure clad only in black stockings, long gloves and heels which would cavort through Playboy’s Party Jokes (within the centerfold). Created by artist Leroy Neiman and depicted essentially as black and white line drawings in mischievous poses, with perhaps the archetypal pose curled up provocatively inside a wine glass (replicated or replicating real-life cover models)

And arguably also Playboy’s most iconic image that I’ve used as my feature image, its jauntily stylized silhouetted bow-tied rabbit logo – with a running joke of featuring it on every cover, generally hiding it somewhere.

Playboy is also representative of er0tic comics in general – a surprisingly prolific subject which could well be the subject of its own top ten. However, I have to at least mention Playboy’s rival magazine Penthouse and its comic strips here – particularly “O Wicked Wanda!” about the titular globe-trotting (and ultimately time-travelling) dominatrix heroine. My preference however was its successor “Sweet Chastity” – essentially a retold Frankenstein, if Frankenstein’s monster was a buxom pink-haired beauty.