JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 2:
THE DAY THE LAW DIED (progs 86-109)
No rest for the wicked – or those who judge them. Once again, the Law gets EPIC!
The second Judge Dredd epic, The Day the Law Died ran straight on or back-to-back from The Cursed Earth, when Judge Dredd returned to Mega-City One from Mega-City Two. As I said before for the Cursed Earth epic, I still consider the back-to-back storylines of The Cursed Earth and The Day the Law Died to be Dredd’s first true epics – and more fundamentally, where the Judge Dredd comic came of age. This is the origin of the classic Dredd I know, although my introduction to Judge Dredd was The Apocalypse War epic (and its Block Mania prelude), still my favorite (and arguably the best) Judge Dredd epic. Each of the epics (and their precursors in Luna and the Robot Wars) respectively set up the quintessential Judge Dredd epic plotlines – Dredd venturing to some other, often exotic location, or confronting some threat, often existential, to Mega-City One.
We saw the former in the Cursed Earth, now we see the latter in The Day The Law Died. In this case, the existential threat to Mega-City One came from the Justice Department itself, in the form of the insane Judge Cal’s rise to the position of Chief Judge, essentially by way of coup. In this, The Day The Law Died effectively introduced a recurring theme in Judge Dredd – the dangers of corruption, and especially the corruption of power, within the Justice Department, albeit rarely at the level of existential threat to the city as it is in this epic. Ironically, the source of that corruption in this epic is Judge Cal’s position as head of the SJS or Special Judicial Squad, essentially the Justice Department’s equivalent of Internal Affairs or the body of Judges who judge other Judges. Nominally, the Special Judicial Squad is meant to guard against corruption within the Justice Department, but in practice in this and subsequent storylines they tend to have a somewhat antagonistic role to the rest of the Department (and Dredd in particular) at best and be a source of power unto themselves at worst.
In fairness to Judge Cal, most of the existential threats posed to Mega-City One come from Judges, just not usually Judges of Mega-City One. The extra-dimensional Dark Judges, led by Judge Death, are perhaps the most recurring danger to the city and became an existential threat to it in the Necropolis epic, with their warped philosophy that all crime is committed by the living so the elimination of crime involves the elimination of all life – “The crime is life. The sentence is death!” However, when it comes to the most effective existential threat to Mega-City One, the Dark Judges are amateurs compared to the Soviet or Sov Judges, mainly because the Dark Judges typically insist on meting out their dark justice by hand, whereas the Sov Judges typically employed weapons of mass destruction – in the Apocalypse War and subsequently in the Day of Chaos.
As for the storyline, like The Cursed Earth, it is simple and straightforward – all the better to let the SF future satire and absurdist black comedy play out. Indeed, just as The Cursed Earth essentially just, ahem, borrowed its storyline wholesale from Roger Zelazny’s Damnation Alley, The Day The Law Died also borrowed its storyline, but from a more classical source – the ill-fated reign of Roman Emperor Caligula, straight from the pages of Suetonius’ The Twelve Caesars, or more so as it was closer in time to this epic, the BBC TV adaptation of Robert Graves’ I Claudius. Indeed, Judge Cal was named for Caligula (with his appearance modelled on John Hurt’s portrayal in the BBC TV series), and he is even named AS Judge Caligula when the series was introduced (and subsequently collected under that title). Of course, if that was his actual name, it would seem to have been begging for trouble. I mean, what next? Judge Hitler?
Anyway, his insanity mirrors that of Caligula, albeit (somewhat disappointingly) without the depravity – not surprisingly in the more ascetic Justice Department of Mega-City One, or even more so, in the publishing restrictions for 2000 AD. And so as Caligula appointed his horse as a senator of Rome, Judge Cal appoints a goldfish as Deputy Chief Judge Fish, ironically remembered fondly by the Mega-City One citizenry for a death that saved the city. Speaking of which, the insanity of Judge Cal was such that he sentenced the entire city to death – twice. Which again evokes the historical Caligula, who according to Suetonius wished that all the city of Rome had but one neck.
However, Judge Cal is made more dangerous in his insanity – and hence earns his place among the top tier of Judge Dredd’s villains – in that, unlike his historical predecessor, he at least has the cunning and presence of mind for a technique of mind control to ensure the loyalty of his equivalent of the imperial Praetorian Guard. And as a failsafe, when Mega-City Judges proved too unreliable, to import a new Praetorian Guard – in the form of alien Klegg mercenaries. The Kleggs and their Klegg Empire – aliens resembling giant bipedal crocodiles with appetites to match – would prove to be an occasionally recurring element in Judge Dredd (and Dredd’s recurring hatred), although the reach of their Empire is obviously limited by their temperament and lack of intelligence.
The Day The Law Died also introduced an element that would prove to be something of a recurring cliché in subsequent Dredd epics (until it was dramatically subverted in the Day of Chaos storyline) – that Judge Dredd becomes the focus of resistance to the existential threat to Mega-City One, leading a small ragtag underground force to defeat it. In this case, literally underground – in the Under-City, which became more fleshed out in this epic from its previous introduction, and contributed a critical ally to Dredd’s resistance, in the form of the dim-witted but hulking brute Fergee. Of course, Dredd didn’t have much choice in this, as he was an important target of Cal’s plans to assume the position of Chief Justice and control of Mega-City One – as he had not been subject to Cal’s mind control technique due to his absence from the city on his mission in the Cursed Earth. Cal’s initial plan is to frame Dredd – and when that fails, to assassinate him along with the incumbent Chief Judge. Sadly, these elements have something of a bad aftertaste as they were adapted into the abominable Stallone Judge Dredd film – including where the character of Fergee was transformed beyond recognition in all but name to comic relief played by Rob Schneider. Sigh.
JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 2:
THE DAY THE LAW DIED (PROLOGUE)
Crime and Punishment / Judge Dredd Outlaw / Bring Me the Head of Judge Dredd (progs 86-88)
The Day the Law Died, in which the insane Judge Cal becomes Chief Judge of Mega-City One, effectively begins with a prologue of three episodes in which Judge Dredd is framed and arrested for murder (although technically The Day the Law Died commences with prog 89).
The elimination of Judge Dredd is an important part of Judge Cal’s plot for control of Mega-City. Dredd is the most iconic Judge of Mega-City One and a potential focus of resistance – even more so as Dredd’s absence on his Cursed Earth mission has meant that he has not been exposed to Cal’s method for mind control, as revealed subsequently in the epic.
Unfortunately, the prologue leaves something of a bad taste in my mouth, since its plot was adapted almost in entirety for the storyline of the abominable 1995 Judge Dredd film – except even worse, adding insult to injury, by adapting it to involve Dredd’s clone Rico (played by Armand Assante, looking most unclone-like to Stallone’s Dredd), Judge Griffin and the original Chief Judge Fargo in ways completely distorted from their original roles in the comics.
It opens dramatically enough (albeit attributing a population to Mega-City One of 100 million, later increased to 800 million – at least prior to the Apocalypse War), with Judge Dredd on trial for murder before the Council of Five, the governing body of Judges within the Justice Department. It then flashes back to Dredd’s hero’s parade from his Cursed Earth mission, accompanied by the transparently named Chief Judge Goodman, and Deputy Chief Judge Cal, head of the SJS or Special Judicial Squad – the equivalent of Justice Department’s Internal Affairs, or perhaps, given all the trouble it subsequently causes, Justice Department’s house of Slytherin. Judge Cal, true to his slimy and Judas-like character, whines about Dredd’s expense claims for the Cursed Earth mission. Dude – Dredd just saved Mega-City Two! So rightly, Chief Judge Goodman slaps Cal down for the petty bean-counting. Although Dredd collapses from exhaustion in his apartment after the parade, that very night he apparently enters the office of the Mega-Times, Mega-City One’s leading ‘daily-vid journal’ and guns down the editor for not giving his hero’s parade top billing. He has a point – I mean, how does “Film Star Weds Alien” rate the headline?
Dredd is promptly arrested by Cal’s SJS and Cal enthusiastically leads the prosecution before the Council of Five to a unanimous verdict of guilty, including a reluctant verdict (badgered by Cal) from Chief Judge Goodman. Dredd is sentenced to twenty years on the penal colony on Titan (adapted in the film to Aspen in Colorado – must…suppress…gag reflex from film), seen off by a jeering crowd of citizens at Kennedy spaceport. Those Mega-City One citizens sure are fickle!
Of course, you can’t keep a good Judge down – Dredd knows he’s been framed and escapes. Cal has taken over duties from Chief Judge Goodman (who has suffered near nervous breakdown after the verdict) and unveils his secret weapon to capture Dredd – the same thing that framed Dredd in the first place, a robot replica of Dredd or Dredd-bot.
It’s Dredd vs Dredd-bot! Dredd ultimately tracks down his robot replica and defeats outwits it in a robotics factory, pre-empting the Terminator film.
But first Judge Dredd is on the lam! While on the lam from the Law, he needs the help of his informant Max Normal – and I’m contractually obliged to remind a fellow Dredd fan with amnesia of the character whenever Max Normal pops up to help out Dredd. And he really helps Dredd out here – while Dredd has correctly surmised that the only way he could have been framed was to use a robot double, Max is the one who tracks it down for Dredd. Hence that Dredd vs robo-Dredd showdown.
Of course, the Dredd-bot proves Dredd’s innocence and Chief Judge Goodman joyously overturns the verdict. Or rather the robo-Dredd’s head does – Dredd taking it with him to Justice Central, although you have to give it to him as the robot head really does rest his case. The robot head was also the subject of Brian Bolland’s cover art for the Eagle Comics reprints (issue 9) – which I am also obliged to feature as Bolland’s cover art for the Eagle Comics reprints was consistently among my favorite cover art for Judge Dredd. However, as Dredd ominously intones, the robot could only have been programmed by someone with complete access to Justice Department files, so there is a “traitor among us” – “the question is who and why?”. Technically, I suppose those are two questions. Unfortunately, Cal soon provides the obvious answers – well, more obvious than his shifty expression during this exchange – in the form of a much more direct approach to solving his problems, by killing them outright.
JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 2:
THE DAY THE LAW DIED 1-2
The Day the Law Died / The Tyrant’s Grip (progs 89-90)
Foiled in framing Judge Dredd for murder, Deputy Judge Cal decides to take a more direct approach to gaining the position of Chief Judge and control of Mega-City One – assassination.
In this, Judge Cal is somewhat more proactive than his historical model, Caligula, who awaited his succession to the throne upon the death of his predecessor (and uncle), Tiberius – although my favorite Roman gossip historian Suetonius did advance the rumor that Caligula, ah, sped up his inheritance by smothering Tiberius (amidst the depravity and paranoia of the latter’s old age in personal exile on the island of Capri).
Chief Judge Goodman’s death is not as sordid – he’s assassinated by Cal’s SJS goons. However, he survives long enough to give Judge Dredd, who arrives just in time at the scene, a clue to Cal’s involvement – an SJS insignia he managed to tear off one of the assassins. Unfortunately, Cal has already anticipated Dredd’s opposition or at least simultaneously plotted against Dredd – as Dredd is shot in the head by an SJS judge waiting outside Dredd’s apartment with a sniper rifle.
So Cal becomes Chief Judge. Unlike his historical predecessor Caligula, who at least was credited with initial good rule for six months or so, Chief Judge Cal decides to get a head start on the crazy. When his loyal SJS subordinate Judge Quincy returns, affirming his assassination of Dredd on Cal’s orders, Cal notices Quincy is missing a button and orders him to strip – “Not good enough, Quincy! My judges will dress like judges – or not at all. Take off your clothes!”
Of course, with the historical Caligula, that probably would have been the prelude to something much more depraved, but Cal simply decrees that Judge Quincy is now to carry out his duties in helmet, briefs and boots. Ominously, Cal addresses Quincy while looking at himself in a mirror, like your standard megalomaniac – “There are going to be some changes round here, and the sooner that you and all the people learn that, the better”.
And sure enough – whereas Caligula was reputed to have planned appointing his horse as consul of Rome, Chief Judge Cal exceeds his historical model by appointing his goldfish as Deputy Chief Judge Fish. (In fairness, that fish died a hero, as we’ll see).
Fortunately, the city’s only hope, Judge Dredd, is recovering in hospital from his seemingly fatal head wound, primarily due to the advanced medical technology (by robot surgeons) of the twenty-second century. Meh – this is something you get used to with Judge Dredd, indeed this epic alone has a number of near-death escapes. The number of times he’s been near death in the line of duty… hell, he’s even actually been dead at least once. (He got better). Unfortunately, his recovery is interrupted by his arrest by SJS judges, who bring him before Chief Judge Cal (with head heavily bandaged in lieu of helmet), just as Cal is announcing his appointment of Deputy Chief Judge Fish. Cal takes the opportunity of his new Deputy Chief Judge’s appointment to take the latter’s first verdict (interpreted by Cal from bubbles) – a death sentence for Dredd.
However, Judge Giant, formerly Judge Dredd’s rookie, intervenes and volunteers to execute Dredd. Cal is flattered into granting Giant’s request, blundering into the standard Bond villain mistake of not personally ensuring the death of his most dangerous opponent. And of course, it’s all a ruse by Giant, who then escapes with Dredd.
JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 2:
THE DAY THE LAW DIED 3-6
The New Law / Mega-Riot / The City That Roared / The Kleggs are Coming! (progs 91-95)
So Judge Dredd escaped Chief Judge Cal with the help of his former rookie Judge Giant – and becomes the focus of the resistance to Cal, both within the Justice Department itself and in the perception of the Mega-City One citizenry. As usual in a Judge Dredd epic, he is joined by a small select team – in this case, the staff of the Academy of Law, chosen from judges wounded in action, and foremost among them is Judge Griffin, the principal of the Academy.
They are joined by the larger rebelliion of Mega-City citizens against Cal, prompted by insanity on par with his historical namesake Caligula. In fairness, Cal never loses his black sense of comedy (as does the epic itself). Citizens begging to shorten a sentence of 10 years imprisonment for littering prompt a characteristic joke – “I sentence you to death! Ha, ha! You can’t get much shorter than that, can you?”
With jokes like that, no wonder Mega-City One revolts. Just as the Dredd-led revolution is on ther verge of victory, the tide turns against it in the form of the ace up Cal’s sleeve – the alien Kleggs, akin to bipedal crocodiles with appetites to match, and a feature that would occasionally recur in the Judge Dredd storyline. Cal explains his new alien Praetorian Guard to his lieutenant SJS judge Slocum – “They’re called Kleggs, Slocum – a race of alien mercenaries. I’ve had their spaceship waiting in the stratosphere for just such an emergency. Neat, eh?”
To give Cal credit, he certainly shows more cunning and foresight than his historical predecessor Caligula. Although it is difficult to see how the Kleggs became a spacefaring alien species – and as is later revealed, empire – given their general brutish nature and lack of intelligence. Presumably, they were uplifted by other alien species to use as soldiers. They’re cheap to boot (heh, obscure historical Caligula pun) – “they fight for the joy of killing and take payment only in meat”. Of course, Cal thought to “let them eat the citizens”, but Slocum persuades him otherwise – “they might get a taste for human meat and then none of us would be safe”.
In any event, Cal has equally drastic plans for the citizens of Mega-City One, who after all have to be punished for their insubordination – he sentences the whole city to death. Twice – but this is the first time…
JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 2:
THE DAY THE LAW DIED 7-8
Judgement Day / Exodus to Mutant Land (progs 96-97)
The insanity of Chief Judge Cal is such that he sentenced Mega-City One to death – twice.
The first occasion is prompted by Judge Dredd’s failed popular uprising against the Chief Judge. Of course, Cal is very orderly about it, starting in sector 1 of the city (with the intention of proceeding in numerical order through all the sectors) with its citizen population being queued in alphabetical order (from Aaron A. Aardvark through to Zachary Zzizz) to the execution stations. Although that would seem to have the obvious flaw of being slow, and moreover, allowing ample opportunity for the population of the next sector to flee in advance – or indeed the city in general to do so, as subsequently occurs.
Fortunately (albeit not for Aaron Aardvark), Judge Dredd and his resistance have their own perspective, as well as a plan to act on it – abducting Cal’s lieutenant SJS Judge Slocum as part of a greater plan to exploit Cal’s insanity to save the city with a fish. And within an hour, Slocum is at the place of execution – with the casualty of Dredd’s plan, Deputy Chief Judge Fish, in hand (as opposed of course to the unfortunate casualties of Cal in that first hour).
The plan works! Cal immediately cancels the executions for an equally historic event, the funeral of Judge Fish – complete with a grand procession from the Hall of Justice itself, led by Cal in pride of place behind the noble fish’s ashes in a golden bowl.
However Cal doesn’t take it too well when the streets are deserted – “You ungrateful scum! You dare! I spare all your lives and you dare to insult me this way!”
By the way, Brian Bolland did the best art of Cal ranting and I am here for it – including what might well be characterized as Cal’s catchphrase, “You dare!”(in sheer exclamation).
Meanwhile, the population is prepared to flee the city for the Cursed Earth. Judge Dredd barely survived the Cursed Earth in his last epic and now the people of Mega-City One find it preferable to Cal. And of course, Cal will be having none of it. His solution is the same as that of the Soviets in Berlin in 1961 (as well as more recent political platforms) – building a wall. “I want a wall around the city – a wall a mile high with searchlights and gun emplacements! I want it in three weeks!”.
The population of the city – human and robot – are conscripted into building the wall. Judge Dredd and his resistance launch guerilla attacks on sections of the wall under construction, but ultimately to no avail – the wall is constructed on schedule in three weeks. Ironically, this proved to be one of Chief Judge Cal’s only positive contributions to the city in the long-term, perhaps in parallel to his historical predecessor’s Roman construction projects. The city wall would prove to be invaluable in defending the city from subsequent threats.
In the short term, however, the wall was Cal’s final imprisonment of the city – “Now the whole city is one huge prison! There is no escape, citizens! I own you, body and soul!”
JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 2:
THE DAY THE LAW DIED 9-13
The Hunt / Slicey, Slicey – Oncey Twicey / The Crash / Dredd Shock News / The Law & the Looney (progs 98-102)
The Day the Law Died settles into a pattern of Chief Judge Cal becoming progressively more insane, while Judge Dredd is on the run from one near-death escape to another as he and his resistance is hunted by Cal’s forces.
Cal’s alien Klegg mercenaries hunt down Dredd with their Klegg-hounds, essentially a cross between bloodhounds and the crocodilian Kleggs themselves. Dredd and his resistance escape the Kleggs in their ‘road-liner’, only for it to plummet 8000 feet to their apparent doom as Cal shoots the road out from under them. (They build their roads high in Mega-City One).
Dredd’s resistance goes underground – literally, as their escape vehicle plummets crashes to the so-called ‘City Bottom’ and then through it to the Under-City. As featured in earlier episodes, Mega-City One is a built-up (again, literally) conglomeration of residential blocks, buildings and roadways extending thousands of feet into the air – and in many cases, built or concreted OVER the former cities or features, now known as the Under-City, such as New York (at least in part), and in this case, the Ohio River, now nicknamed the Big Smelly from its pollution. Indeed “it got so polluted they had to concrete it over.
Cal declares “Judges, today is the third happiest day of my life”, which remains perhaps the biggest mystery of the epic for me as I have no idea as to the other two – presumably the first is his accession to Chief Judge, but the second? Anyway, Cal declares it is cause for city-wide celebration by way of the Purge.
Not a purge, but the Purge as in the films of that name – not by that name of course (although where’s the check, Purge films?), but still the same principle as a criminal Saturnalia. Cal decrees that for the next 24 hours, there will be no law – “Citizens are free to do as they wish, with no fear of arrest!” Hmmm, leave the city, perhaps? However, no one takes advantage of that obvious loophole, even though the threatened exodus of millions of citizens was the whole reason Cal built a wall only a few episodes back – or indeed, takes advantage of the Purge for any criminal activity, as the streets are deserted and the citizens hide in their blocks.
The stated reason is that “blinds are drawn and flags are at half-mast” for Dredd (come to think of it, what IS the Mega-City One flag?), although one might also speculate that other reasons may well be the citizens’ wary fear of Cal’s caprice (or each other for that matter). Cal is enraged and bans happiness, as in literally outlawing happiness – “Laughter is banned! Smiling is banned! Conversation is banned! Happiness is illegal!”. Now that’s totalitarian!
Meanwhile, once again Dredd’s death has been overstated – as Dredd’s plummeting road-liner was a new design, “fitted with a crash-proof command capsule”. And “at the moment of impact, airbags inflated inside the cabin, cushioning the occupants”. Airbags?! Yeah, I’m not buying it. I don’t think any airbags are going to save you after a fall of 8000 feet and crashing through the road into the Under-City. To paraphrase Jerry Seinfeld referring to parachute helmets, after a fall like that those airbags will be wearing Dredd and his fellow judges for protection, not the other way round. It’s like Iron Man’s suit – yes, it may protect you from blows actually penetrating it but not from impact or inertia, with your body bouncing around inside the suit, or your organs bouncing around inside your body.
Anyway, Judge Dredd now fortunately finds himself an unlikely ally in the Under-City in the form of Fergee. Sigh – once again, the bile rises from the 1995 Judge Dredd film’s mangled adaptation of plot elements of The Day the Law Died. It may not be quite so bad as Judge Griffin – one of the leading figures of Dredd’s resistance in the storyline from the comics – being effectively cast into the villainous role of Cal himself, but it’s close.
In the film, Fergee is played by Rob Schneider as everyday Mega-City One citizen and the wimpy comic sidekick to Stallone’s Dredd. True – the Fergee of the comic storyline is something of a comic relief character, as a somewhat child-like simpleton, but he’s anything but a wimp. Indeed, he’s a hulking musclebound brawler so tough he made himself King of the Big Smelly armed only with a baseball bat – and immediately proceeds to go toe-to-toe with Dredd himself in one-on-one combat. Besides, no one deserves to be played by Rob Schneider. Perhaps not even Rob Schneider.
Fergee will also prove to be a decisive ally to Dredd’s opposition to Cal – and savior of the city itself – after of course Dredd proves his worth by beating Fergee in that one-to-one combat, which Fergee takes in good humor, laughing it off and becoming best friends with Dredd. You have to give Fergee credit – no one can call him a bad loser!
In the meantime, once again channeling his historical model for insanity and vanity, Judge Cal is auditioning the cast for a televised drama to commemorate his victory over Dredd. You…don’t want to see the poor misshapen people he’s dredged up for the role of Dredd. For the role of himself, he of course has picked vid-star Conred Conn, “the handsomest man of the world”. Small problem – Conn has retired and doesn’t want the part but that’s nothing a casual threat of decapitation can’t change…
JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 2
THE DAY THE LAW DIED 14-15
Fergee’s Place / Trapped! (progs 103-104)
The Day the Law Died continues to play out with the efforts of Judge Dredd’s resistance – with their new ally Fergee who accommodates them in his Under-City hideout, a former car mechanic “body shop” – to defeat Cal. Fergee gives them his unsurprising backstory – he’s the sort of hulking brute that normally would be in trouble with the Law, despite his apparent good humor, and indeed did so he hid out in the Under-City, where his size and strength make him the equivalent of some sort of feudal king.
More importantly, while at Fergee’s hideout Dredd and his resistance correctly surmise how they alone remain unaffected among Mega-City judges. Judge Cal prepared the subliminal daily crime briefings for the judge force and programmed them for hypnotic obedience to him. It all fits – the Academy of Law tutors didn’t attend the briefings, Dredd was in the Cursed Earth and Giant was on a “month’s leave”. Wait – Mega-City judges have leave?! What do they do with it? That…doesn’t really feature in other story-lines. Despite that story-line quibble, it certainly shows Cal to be a cut above his historical predecessor Caligula – and to demonstrate cunning or intelligence quite apart from his growing insanity.
Dredd hatches a plan for his resistance force – “Easy…we break into Justice H.Q. and use Cal’s own tapes against him. And we do it with the help of our new friend.”
Hmm – that plan doesn’t sound “easy”, Judge Dredd. And indeed it isn’t – as we shall see, it relies on Walter the Wobot once again saving Judge Dredd from one of Mega-City One’s crises (that makes two now with the previous one being the Robot Wars – a third will be added with the Apocalypse War).
Even more so, it ultimately succeeds through a series of incredibly lucky break, albeit one that arises that Cal’s own insanity, poetically enough.
Anyway, the first step in the plan is Fergee taking Judge Dredd back to the surface, where Mega-City One remains under nightly curfew – and which leads to my Mega-City Law equivalent of a title drop drinking game, taking a shot for Dredd’s image excerpted for the Case Files volume cover.
Here the image arises from Fergee being all too happy to throw down (“get heavy”) with the Judges that have sighted them – and Dredd wisely deciding discretion is the better part of valor, particularly when it comes to a Justice Department pat-wagon.
The duo flee but Dredd comes to a literal dead end (heh – Dredd’s dead end). Fortunately, Dredd improvises a plan to impersonate one of Cal’s Judges apprehending a curfew breaker, as a ruse to get the jump on the Judges in the pat wagon and take the wagon for themselves. Fergee of course takes the opportunity to “get heavy” – and Dredd deputizes him with one of the fallen Judges’ badges. Aww – they really do like each other.
That brings them to the second step of Dredd’s plan – using his robot servant Walter to do the actual role of infiltrating Justice Department to retrieve one of Cal’s briefing tapes. Finding Walter is easy enough – he’s in Dredd’s apartment. However, that apartment has unfortunately – and inexplicably given you’d think they have better things to do as Cal’s enforcers AND they think Dredd is dead – been taken over by Cal’s Klegg mercenaries…
JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 2
THE DAY THE LAW DIED 16-17
Splat / Betwayal (progs 105-106)
There’s only one way to deal with Kleggs – “it’s clobbering time!”.
Or as Dredd’s ally Fergee puts it here, as he and Dredd start clobbering the Kleggs occupying Dredd’s apartment – “It gettin’ heavy time!”
Well, that and “easy the Ferg!” as he literally batters a Klegg with his trusty baseball bat.
After making quick work of the Kleggs, Dredd gets down to the second part of his plan – using Walter to infiltrate Justice Department to retrieve one of Cal’s hypnotic briefing tapes, with Walter using the pretext of betraying Dredd (or betwaying Dwedd as Walter’s defective speech unit puts it, hence the episode title).
One wonders why, given the almost limitless number of things that could go wrong with the plan – and indeed almost do, but for a series of incredibly lucky breaks. The obvious flaw in the plan is, as SJS Judge Slocum protests to Cal, “the whole city knows that robot is sickeningly loyal to Judge Dredd!”.
The first lucky break is that Dredd’s ploy plays right into Cal’s insanity vanity (yes I know that should be insane vanity but I couldn’t resist the rhyming play on words) – as Cal sees that as a feature not a bug, making Walter’s apparent betrayal of Dredd even more compelling as a propaganda tool. What’s worse – Cal is right as Mega-City One’s population once again shows itself to be incredibly fickle.
The second lucky break is that Slocum slips up in his protest by calling Cal crazy, which also plays into Cal’s insanity. Slocum tries to pass it off as worry on Cal’s behalf but his days are clearly numbered.
The third lucky break is that Walter is able to just stroll into the right room and retrieve one of Cal’s briefing tape, albeit a few days of propaganda pass before he can do so.
The fourth lucky break is that when Slocum catches Walter red-handed and brings Walter before Cal, that’s when Cal enacts his insane vengeance on Slocum for calling him crazy – paralyzing Slocum with some sort of anesthetic drug before Slocum can warn him about Walter, then literally pickling Slocum in one of his usual warped jokes about “curing” Slocum’s worry lines or wrinkles, playing off Slocum’s excuse for calling him crazy.
The fifth and final lucky break is that Slocum dropped the briefing tape that he had taken from Walter (to show Cal) – and Cal not only gives it (back) to Walter but also asks Walter to take it to the briefing room.
Whew – that’s quite the chain of lucky breaks for Dredd’s plan to work! One wonders if it might have been better for one of his own resistance force to simply infiltrate Justice Department headquarters instead, using the same secret passage they use later in this same epic. Yes – Walter apparently has to open it from the inside, but they drop that implausible detail in the Apocalypse War when Dredd uses it again without any such assistance.
Despite Cal’s monumental stupidity here, I can’t help but admire his “Cal is watching you” posters that are showcased in this episode.
However, despite all those lucky breaks for Dredd’s plan to work, there’s still a lot that can go wrong – and is about to…
“Let them hate me so long as they fear me”.
Chief Judge Cal channels his historical namesake and predecessor Caligula as he surveys his mastery of Mega-City One “on the hundredth day of his reign” – “The people are mine, Grampus, body and soul. And why…? Fear, Grampus. Fear wielded with the precision of the surgeon’s scalpel!”
Well, I wouldn’t say you wielded it like a scalpel, Cal – more like bludgeoned the city with it like a sledgehammer.
Also, holy crap! It’s only been a hundred days of Cal’s reign? !What with sentencing the city to death, building the city wall and so on – it’s seemed longer. Well, he certainly puts his namesake to shame – Caligula reigned for about six months of sanity and then somewhat over three years of insanity. I guess when you only have episodes of six pages, you have to condense things. Although, technically, shouldn’t it be The Hundred Days the Law Died…
Also note the city wall – to keep Mega-City in rather than anyone out – with that huge lettering “you are being watched” which seems somewhat superfluous with the wall itself and all those aircraft.
Of course, being Cal, he’s not happy with things being too good for him either, as the voices in his head taunt him that the only way to go from perfection is down.
Now that Walter has retrieved one of Cal’s hypnotic Judge briefing tapes and sent it to them (by post!), the efforts of Dredd’s resistance to undo the subliminal programming becomes a desperate race against time as Cal’s insanity comes to a head and he sentences the whole city to death. You know, for the second time. This time, it’s because he wants to preserve the “perfection” of his city for posterity – and what says perfection better than nerve gas?:
“We can go out, citizens! We can end our lives in a glorious moment of sacrifice – and preserve our perfect city forever in its finest hour! To this end, nerve gas containers have been placed in every district. At noon tomorrow, I will personally press the button to release it!”
JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 2
THE DAY THE LAW DIED 19-20
Dredd’s Army / The Final Prog? (progs 108-109)
The fall of Chief Judge Cal – figuratively and literally.
As the epic draws to its conclusion, Judge Dredd and his “band of rebels” race against time to substitute their briefing tape for the subliminal hypnotic tape Chief Judge Cal uses to control the Judges in Mega-City One. Racing against time, that is, as it is the dawn of Death Day – when Cal aims to preserve the perfection of ‘his’ city with nerve gas.
Their briefing tape succeeds in dispelling Cal’s hypnotic control over the Judges – with surprising ease given Dredd’s resistance only had a few days to work on it – but we’ll circle back to that. Even Cal’s Praetorian Guard of SJS judges and Klegg mercenaries abandon him, the latter attempting to surrender but Dredd is not inclined to take Klegg prisoners.
However, Cal flees to the iconic Statue of Judgement, where he holes up with the control device for the nerve gas canisters throughout the city, poised to exterminate Mega-City One.
And the epic draws to a close like a James Bond film, with the timer ticking down the doom of the city as Dredd and his colleagues race to Cal in the head of the Statue – “in five minutes, the nerve gas control becomes active!”
Unfortunately, while Dredd’s resistance has neutralized Cal’s hypnotic control of the Judges, in the actual presence of Cal it remains too powerful to resist – and presumably also because Dredd’s rebellion substituted one night’s tape as against months of Cal’s subliminal hypnotism. There – I told you we’d circle back to that. All seems lost as the other judges immobilize Dredd and his rebel judges with Cal’s finger at the button – when Fergee, gravely wounded but still alive after Cal shot him while charging at Cal, saves the day by grappling Cal and leaping over the railing, taking Cal (and the other judges who tried to intervene at Cal’s hypnotic command) with him. In his insanity, Cal proclaims that he can defy gravity by commanding it to stop, which works out for him (and everyone else falling with him) as well as you’d expect. Which is to say, not at all, as the tyrant falls to his well-deserved death.
And the last page wraps it all up with the aftermath of the end of Cal’s reign of terror – the last Kleggs are hunted down, memorial statues are erected to Fergee as savior of the city and a new Chief Judge is appointed. With respect to the last, the judges clamor for Dredd as Chief Judge but he characteristically refuses. Instead, he proposes the most senior judge amongst his rebel judges, Judge Griffin from the Academy of Law. Of course, Chief Judge tends to be an ill-fated position within Mega-City One, but Chief Judge Griffin doesn’t do too badly in the position in subsequent episodes. As for Judge Dredd, he returns to where he is needed the most – to the streets! Ah, you’re not fooling anyone, Dredd – we all know you just hate the paperwork and politics. And with that, the Day (or technically the Hundred Days) the Law Died is (are) over.
