As per the caption in the image, this is a screenshot from an Australian TV commerical (for Strongbow cider) playing with the sort of line used as flimsy pretext for what follows next in an adult film. I would also have accepted “He fixes the cable?” in reference to Logjammin’, the film within a film from The Big Lebowksi, starring Karl Hungus and Bunny La Joya (stage name for Bunny Lebowski).
NYMPHOMANCY
Bow Chicka Wow Wow.
Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more.
Yes – I am a nymphomancer. No – I refuse to elaborate. I’ve already said too much.
However, I can say more about my top ten nymphomancy rankings.
Let me put it this way. It’s one of my rules in my top ten lists to throw in a kinky – or kinkier – entry amidst my wilder special mentions, usually as my twentieth (final) special mention, at least where the subject matter permits. And I usually find a way for it to permit – you might be surprised what kink I can squeeze out of a given subject.
Well, anyway, my nymphomancy rankings are like that kinky or kinkier entry but for every entry – and across the board for all subjects, hence I follow the same subject categories as my top ten lists in general, playfully and mostly for my own amusement in the same manner as I do with my lists for apostles of the goddess and saints of pagan catholicism.
In short, my nymphomancy lists measure the, shall we say, adult content of cultural or literary subjects, either actual or potential. That is, the extent to which they contain or could be adapted to the content of adult films. You know the ones – the ones with at least one X in the rating and usually two or three. Don’t worry – I’ll be as coy in my nymphomancy lists as I have been here. That is, I won’t actually go into any adult film content, just point in its direction. I’m not writing scripts for it, not that I think such films usually have scripts, beyond at most a brief script treatment for a page or so when there is an actual plot rather than just a gonzo shoot.
However, I will rank entries by their richness as sources for actual or potential adult content because there’s quite a few surprising entries to be found – although I will use a somewhat different tier ranking system, from lowest to highest as X to XXX.
Spoiler alert – as a general rule, given the absence of any depth of plot or characterization in your average adult content, their richness as sources for adult content depends on how visually iconic they are, lending themselves to the recognition of visual elements upon which adult films generally rely in lieu of narrative story elements or dialogue. You know, those pesky wordy parts of a script. It’s essentially the same rule of recognistion that lends itself to adult film parodies of mainstream films, typically akin to cosplay.
XXX-TIER (HARDCORE TIER)
The highest nymphomancy tier, equivalent to S-tier or god tier, is XXX-tier or hardcore tier, for the richest sources of adult content – that could readily adapt themselves to many scenes in an adult film, or indeed many adult films.
XX-TIER (SOFTCORE TIER)
The middle nymphomancy tier, equivalent to A-tier or top tier, is XX-tier or softcore tier – for sources that are not quite as rich as the highest tier. The adult content itself may be as hardcore as the highest tier – there’s just less of it, although you might still get enough scenes for a film or two.
X-TIER (RISQUE TIER)
The lowest nymphomancy tier, equivalent to B-tier or high tier, is X-tier or risque tier – for sources that extend to or suggest enough adult content for a scene or two but not much more without stretching it.
There’s only three tiers because of course below that lowest tier, there’s simply no or not enough nymphomancy.