Top Tens – History: Top 10 Types of War (Special Mention) (12) Industrial Warfare & Total War

Boeing B-29 Superfortress bombers under construction on an assembly line (public domain image – Wikipedia “Industrial Warfare”)

 

 

(12) INDUSTRIAL WARFARE & TOTAL WAR

 

“Say hello to Ford, and General F…g Motors…You have horses! What were you thinking?”

War in mass – mass conscription, mass mobilization, mass production. Home front and total war.

Economic warfare segues nicely into industrial warfare, the type of warfare that can only be fought by industrialized economies “capable of creating and equipping large armies, navies, and air forces”.

Industrial warfare includes the technology of rapid transport and communication, mechanization and motorization, small arms and machine guns capable of rapid rates of fire, high velocity artillery, mechanized naval warfare, armored warfare, and aerial warfare.

Industrial warfare is virtually synonymous with the concepts of total war and the home front – “where a society’s entire economy, population, and infrastructure are considered part of the war effort…blurring the line between military and civilian”.

Apparently, “the term was coined during World War I by Erich Ludendorff” and it became coupled with “waging warfare with absolute ruthlessness”, including “the reintroduction of civilians and civilian infrastructure as targets in destroying the enemy’s ability to engage in war”. Not coincidentally, it also became coupled with unrestricted warfare – “”unrestricted in terms of the weapons used, the territory or combatants involved, or the objectives pursued, especially one in which the laws of war are disregarded”.

 

Top Tens – History: Top 10 Wars (Special Mention: Revised) (12) Timurid Conquests & Invasions

Timur defeats the Sultan of Delhi in the winter of 1397-1398, painting dated 1595-1600 (public domain image – Wikipedia “Timurid Conquests and Invasions”)

 

 

(12) TIMURID CONQUESTS & INVASIONS (1370-1405)

 

The wars of the Turco-Mongol conqueror Timur or Tamurlane were the last of the great horse blitzkriegs – “the last of the major nomadic conquerors of the Eurasian Steppe” mauling other states of such formidable reputation as the Golden Horde, Mamluk Sultanate, the Ottomans, and Delhi Sultanate. He was even eyeing off Ming China before his death.

If I were to pick which of the four major successor states to the Mongol Empire were to rival its reputation in conquest, I would have picked any of the other three – the Golden Horde, the Yuan Dynasty in China, or the Ilkhanate in Persia – before the runt of the litter, the Chagatai Khanate in Central Asia. Of course, by the time of Timur, the Ilkhanate had disintegrated into fragmentation, and the Yuan had fallen to the new Ming Dynasty, but even then I would have gone with the Golden Horde.

I certainly wouldn’t have picked the Chagatai Khanate to defeat the Golden Horde – nor to defeat the Mamluks who had defeated the OG Mongol Empire or the Ottomans who had just started to steamroller their way up the Balkans, but then I hadn’t reckoned on the Timurnator (heh)

“The Timurid conquests and invasions started in the late 14th century with Timur’s control over the Chagatai Khanate and ended at the start of the 15th century with the death of Timur. Due to the sheer scale of Timur’s wars, and due to the fact that he was generally undefeated in battle, he has been regarded as one of the most successful military commanders of all time. These wars resulted in Timur’s supremacy over Central Asia, Persia, the Caucasus, the Levant, and parts of South Asia and eastern Europe, and they also resulted in the formation of the short-lived Timurid Empire”.

Timur gained control of the western Chagatai Khanate (in Transoxiana) but because he was not descended from Genghis Khan, he ruled under the title of Amir through a puppet Khan, although he was to marry a descendant of Genghis (the widow of his defeated opponent) and style himself as the son-in-law of Genghis Khan. He also styled himself as the Sword of Islam, although ironically his major opponents were the other major Islamic states of Eurasia.

As the Sword of Islam and in the Mongol family tradition, he unleashed all hell across Eurasia, with casualties estimated in the millions. Timur gained control of the western Chagatai Khanate in 1370 and for the next thirty five years he conquered the remnants of the Ilkhanate in Persia and “led a series of military campaigns defeating the Khans of the Golden Horde, the Mamluk Sultanate in Egypt and Syria, the emerging Ottoman Empire, as well as the Delhi Sultanate in the Indian subcontinent…these conquests led to the creation of the Timurid Empire, which fragmented shortly after his death.”

Shortly before his death, Timur “had even attempted to restore the Yuan dynasty” in China.

The Golden Horde never recovered from Timur, disintegrating into smaller khanates that were ultimately swallowed up by the Russian state. While the Ottomans were defeated by him – giving the Byzantine Empire some small respite before its death – they bounced back to bigger and better things.

As for the Delhi Sultanate, “Delhi’s conquest was one of the greatest victories of Timur, arguably surpassing Cyrus the Great, Darius the Great, Alexander the Great, and Genghis Khan, because of the harsh conditions of the journey and the achievement of taking down the richest city of the world at the time. Delhi suffered a great loss due to this and took a century to recover.”

Even after that century, Timur still conquered India from beyond the grave – or more precisely through one of his descendants, his great-great-grandson Babur, who conquered India to forge arguably the most powerful imperial state in the subcontinent prior to the British, the Mughal Empire, which survived even in decline to the nineteenth century.

Top Tens – Top 10 Girls of History (Special Mention)

The scene from the 1989 film Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure, which I quote for the reference to historical babes (fair use)

 

 

TOP 10 GIRLS OF HISTORY (SPECIAL MENTION)

 

But Bill, there are even more more historical babes!

Yes, I’ve counted down my Top 10 Girls of History, but given that we’ve got all of human history, there’s more than enough historical babes for my usual twenty special mention entries per top ten.

Of course, this continues in the same vein of personal novelty list as my Top 10 Girls of History, as the entries don’t tend to have the same art or cosplay as my usual Fantasy Girls in popular culture – but you may continue to be surprised at the extent to which girls of history do feature in popular culture, albeit not always with historical accuracy.

 

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Promotional image of Raquel Welch for the film One Million Years BC. You know this is an authentic photo of a prehistoric woman as it’s black and white. Prehistoric women are also a surprisingly prolific subject of equally authentic films, as well as comics and other media as per my special mention entry for Jungle Girls and Cavewomen in my Girls of Comics (fair use)

 

 

(1) PREHISTORIC GIRLS

 

Hold up, Stark After Dark, I hear you say – this isn’t just another entry for the Jungle Girl and Cavewoman, those archetypal characters of comics and fantasy, is it?

Why yes, it is, but it isn’t just that – it’s an entry for the actual girls of prehistory, to the extent that they have come down to us in art, whether prehistoric art (usually sculpture) or modern reconstructions of their appearance by art or models.

For the former, the most famous prehistoric female figure is the Venus of Willendorf – although as figures go, she’s a little thick for my taste, and I suspect far thicker than the actual average Paleolithic hunter and gatherer girl. Her thick figure may well be a stylistic representation (or spiritual invocation) of abundance or fertility. Alternatively, I’ve heard a theory that the Venus of Willendorf and similar figures are self-portraits by female artists and hence represent the distorted perspective looking down at their bodies (consistent with their lack of facial features).

Anyway, there’s a naming convention of Venus for prehistoric female figurines, not all of whom are as thick as that of Willendorf.

And yes, prehistoric girls may not have names in historical records like the girls of history, but they do often have names given to them by convention, usually from their location (where their art or graves were located) – such as Willendorf herself, or the Egtved Girl. There’re also enough prehistoric girls – at least in terms of types or archetype – for their own top ten.

 

Film poster for the 1961 Italian film Nefertiti Queen of the Nile – note it replicates her famous bust in the lower right corner (fair use)

 

 

(2) GIRLS OF ANCIENT EGYPT – NEFERTITI

 

Well, no surprise here, given that ancient Egypt is up there in my nominations for the s€xiest civilizations of history. What’s not to love about those slinky girls in Egyptian art? Lithe and svelte in their form-fitting dresses, with their golden skin and painted eyes, they would not look out of place as supermodels on a modern catwalk.

There are enough named girls of ancient Egypt for their own top ten, albeit only one other than Cleopatra (the top spot of my Top 10 Girls of History) has widespread name recognition – Nefertiti, perhaps the most famous bust from ancient history.

No, not like that! I’m talking bust as sculpture of the subject’s head – with Nefertiti’s bust as arguably the most recognizable artefact of Egyptian history, even more so than any artwork of Cleopatra.

Well, perhaps a little like that, with Nefertiti as the titular queen in the 1961 Italian film Queen of the Nile.

 

 

Image of Eva Green as Artemisia in a promotional image with Themistocles in the film 300: Rise of an Empire. She has a steamier scene with him elsewhere (fair use)

 

 

(3) GIRLS OF ANCIENT GREECE – ARTEMISIA

 

Perhaps somewhat surprisingly given how women were effectively second-class citizens of ancient Greece, although it roughly varied between Athens at one end and Sparta at the other (where ironically women had a better position to some extent), there’s more than enough girls of classical Greek and Hellenic history for their own top ten. Yes – including those topless Minoan ones.

There’s also many with wider name recognition beyond specialist history, but I’ve gone with Artemisia…because Eva Green. 300: Rise of an Empire was a desultory prequel, but I liked Eva as Artemisia – as I’ve liked her for pretty much anything. It was a close call with Angelina Jolie’s Olympias, even if that film was also desultory.

 

Sophia Loren as Honoria in the 1954 Italian film Attila, which helped establish her internationally -and helped showcase the two main reasons for the decline and fall of the Roman Empire (fair use)

 

 

(4) GIRLS OF CLASSICAL ROME – HONORIA

 

O yes – there’s more than enough women in the historical record of classical Rome for their own top ten, some very salacious indeed.

I’ve gone with Honoria, despite wider name recognition for other girls of classical Rome, because…Sophia Loren (in the 1954 film Attila). Also, she’s a femme fatale who perhaps more than any other female figure literally embodies the fall of Rome.

Cleopatra, Boadicea, and Zenobia might all arguably count as women of classical Rome but I feel that’s stretching it for imperial subjects turned rebels against or enemies of Rome, even if as rulers of client states.

 

 

Poster for 1954 film Theodora Slave Empress (fair use)

 

 

(5) GIRLS OF EASTERN ROMAN EMPIRE – THEODORA

 

“Such passion! Such a woman!…Theodora, slave empress!”

I mean, I’m not going to see a film poster like this and then not include it in special mentions for my girls of history! Although I liked Theodora, wife of emperor Justinian, beforehand and would have included her as poster girl for this entry even without an actual poster.

There’s also the historical themed art of Gambargin in social media, who has a particular soft spot for the women of the eastern Roman Empire – with my favorite being the gag art for the Byzantine Discussion and Study Meetings.

But seriously, the eastern Roman empire took the historical record of the women of classical Rome and doubled down on it – literally in terms of further span (give or take, depending on how you reckon it) but also in terms of better status, in comparison not only to classical Rome (including actual empresses as opposed to the classical Roman empire) but contemporary Western Europe and Islamic states.

And yes – that means there are enough girls of the eastern Roman empire for their own top ten.

 

Priestess of Delphi (1891) by John Collier, showing the Pythia sitting on a tripod with vapor rising from a crack in the earth beneath her (public domain image)

 

 

(6) PRIESTESSES & ORACLES – PYTHIA & VESTAL VIRGINS

 

Probably the first leading role played by women in history – or indeed in prehistory, given some of the prehistoric female figures in my special mention entry for the women of prehistory – albeit not their oldest profession as the saying goes (and which is the subject of its own special mention entry here), although that role and profession are said to have overlapped in some cases.

That last of course doesn’t apply for one of the two religious female figures of history that I’ve chosen because of their fame for this entry – the Vestal Virgins of classical Rome, a religious office held by multiple women over centuries, some of whom are named in the historical record. The Pythia – occasionally referred to as the Pythoness – is the other of the two famed female figures of history and similarly was an office as the leading classical Greek oracle, the Oracle of Delphi, held by multiple women over centuries.

There’re enough religious female figures in history for their own top ten.

 

DVD cover for “Grace Kelly: American Princess” (fair use)

 

 

(7) ROYALTY – QUEENS & PRINCESSES

 

After priestesses and other religious female figures, probably the next leading role played by women in history.

Some have already featured in my Top 10 Girls of History, those rebel queens against Rome – Cleopatra, Boadicea, Zenobia – as well as Marie Antoinette.

Some have already featured in these special mentions – Nefertiti for example.

But that’s just the tip of the iceberg for the female royalty of history, which could have their own top ten many times other – including the princess I chose as representative of this special mention, Grace Kelly as Princess Grace of Monaco.

 

 

Honey Bunny, nose art on a Lockheed P-38 Lightning, at the Planes of Fame Museum in Chino, California, photograph by Spartan7W – Wikipedia “Nose art” under license https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en

 

(8) GIRLS OF WAR

 

Women have not played as leading a role in war throughout history as they have in religion or royalty – but there are enough girls of war for special mention and their own top ten, indeed arguably there’s even enough girls of war for individual wars such as First or Second World War. The latter could be extended to pin-up nose art, but readily includes famed Soviet female snipers or pilots such as Lyudmila Pavlichenko, Roza Shanina, and the Night Witches,

Some girls of war have already featured in my Top 10 Girls of History or special mentions so far – Joan of Arc, Boadicea, Tomoe Gozen, and Artemisia.

 

B-TIER (HIGH TIER)

 

“Death of Sappho”, 1881 painting by Miguel Selva (public domain)

 

 

(9) SAPPHO & HYPATIA (630-570 BC & 350/370 – 415 AD)

 

The classical girls of poetry and philosophy, of enduring historical fame.

Sappho is famed for her love poetry – and also for the subject of her poetry, such that her name has lent itself to the term Sapphic that connotes, well, the same thing that the name of her native island of Lesbos has also been used to connote.

Hypatia hasn’t quite the fame of Sappho’s name (or the island of Lesbos) but has become a feminist icon for her fame as a pagan Neoplatonist philosopher, astronomer, and mathematician – as well as being transformed into a “martyr for philosophy” at the hands of a Christian mob.

 

 

Mulan as she appeared in the classic Disney animated film (fair use)

 

 

(10) HUA MULAN (4TH-6TH CENTURY AD)

 

“Let’s get down to business, to defeat the Huns”.

Yes, yes – she’s more legendary than historical but I’m counting her here.

You all know her from the Disney film of her name – the good animated one, that is. A Chinese woman who disguised herself as a man to fight with the army against the “Huns” – the nomadic Xiongnu who may or may not have been the same as the Huns in Western history.

 

Lagertha as portrayed by Katherine Winnick in the Vikings TV series

 

(11) LAGERTHA (9TH CENTURY AD)

 

“Lagertha, according to legend was a Viking ruler and shield-maiden from what is now Norway and the onetime wife of the famous Viking Ragnar Lodbrok. Her tale was recorded by the chronicler Saxo in the 12th century. According to the historian Judith Jesch, Saxo’s tales about warrior women are largely fictional”

Yes, she may be more legend than history (like Ragnar himself) but I couldn’t go past Katheryn Winnick’s depiction of her in the Vikings TV series

 

Yes – it’s my standard stand-in for Meso-American women, Chel in her iconic shot from the film The Road to El Dorado (fair use)

 

(12) LA MALINCHE (1500 – 1529)

 

Alternatively Malintzin or Marina – interestingly, when searching online her description comes up as “Mexican interpreter”. Well, that’s underselling her. She was a Nahua woman from the Mexican Gulf Coast with a gift for languages – speaking Nahuatl and Maya, but most substantially for her role in history, Spanish.

There’s the old (and somewhat s€xist) saying that behind every great man is a woman. In this case, the woman was La Malinche and the man was Hernan Cortes – La Malinche was a slave-woman “gifted” to the Spanish with her own gift for languages, who became Cortes’ interpreter, diplomatic adviser and mistress.

She might also be described as his co-conquistador. She was an instrumental part in the true reason for the Spanish victory other than disease – that the Spanish force didn’t win it as such, but rather led the much larger winning force consisting predominantly of their native American allies against the Aztecs.

And yes, I’m using Chel as my usual Meso-American pin-up stand-in but the consort of Cortes has spawned all those Meso-American girl memes ever since. Also Chel is not a bad stand-in for La Malinche, given her shrewd intelligence adapting to the Spanish interlopers in her Meso-American world (and Cortes himself makes an appearance).

 

Pocahontas as she appeared in her titular animated Disney film (fair use)

 

 

(13) POCAHONTAS (1596 – 1617)

 

Thanks to the Disney film, probably the most famous female figure of native American history.

Although I’m going with the Disney film depiction as it featured her as a Disney princess, rather than the child of 10-11 years that she was when the English colonists arrived in 1607. At least she was a historical figure – the daughter of chief Powhatan, “the paramount leader of over thirty tribes” – but was elevated in folklore or legend from her actual history of captivity and exploitation in the Anglo-Powhatan War. In that history, she was captured by the English, coerced into conversion to Christianity, baptized as Rebecca (which seems a downgrade from Pocahontas), married to tobacco planter John Rolfe and taken to England where she died from illness at only 20-21 years.

 

Watercolour portrait of Ada King, Countess of Lovelace, c. 1840, possibly by Alfred Edward Chalon (public domain)

 

(14) ADA LOVELACE (1815 – 1852)

 

If being the daughter of Lord Byron (and his only child within his marriage) wasn’t enough to feature as one of my girls of history, there’s also that she is often dubbed the first computer programmer for her work on Charles Babbage’s “analytical engine”.

 

 

Laura Fraser as Florence Nightingale in the promotional image of the 2008 movie of that name

 

 

(15) FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE (1820 – 1910)

 

The Lady with the Lamp!

The most famous nurse in history – in large part because she founded modern nursing – and an icon of Victorian culture.

She also saved more lives than any other entry in my top ten or these special mentions, perhaps more than all of them combined – significantly reducing death rates by improved hygiene and living standards, both during her nursing (as well as managing and training nurses) for wounded soldiers in the Crimean War and subsequently through her institution of modern nursing as well as social reforms.

 

 

Jane Fonda as the titular Cat Ballou in promotional images for the 1965 film of that name

 

 

(16) CALAMITY JANE & ANNIE OAKLEY (1852-1903 & 1860-1926)

 

I considered an entry for the girls of the Wild West but while there were certainly other female figures of the Wild West, it’s really these two that have the widespread name recognition.

They tend to be made more glamorous in appearance when represented in popular culture so I’ve chosen to represent them by Jane Fonda’s Cat Ballou from the publicity photos for the film. Sadly, the actual girls of the Wild West weren’t quite as glamorous as they are depicted in popular culture, even if I have a soft spot for the latter.

 

 

Cover art by Ariela Krisantina of the first issue of the Mata Hari comics series by Dark Horse Comics published 21 February 2018 (fair use as depiction of Mata Hari in popular culture)

 

 

(17) MATA HARI (1876-1917)

 

Still the most famous female spy in history, lending her stage name to sheer mystique and embodying the femme fatale as an exotic dancer using her powers of seduction as a spy.

Unfortunately for her, the First World War was a dangerous time to be a spy and she was executed by French firing squad as a spy for Germany.

That hasn’t stopped her being frequently adapted in popular culture, including the comics series of my feature image

 

 

Amy Adams as famed aviatrix Amelia Earhart in the Night at the Museuem film (fair use as depiction of Amelia Earhart in popular culture)

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(18) AMELIA EARHART (1897 – 1937/1939?)

 

American aviator (or aviatrix) and pioneer of aviation in trans-Atlantic flights, although her fame was heightened by her mysterious disappearance in the Pacific while attempting to become the first female pilot to circumnavigate the world. (She disappeared in 1937 and was declared dead in 1939).

She has become a global cultural figure, including her portrayal by Amy Adams in the Night in the Museum film series.

 

Faye Dunaway as the titular Argentine political leader in the poster or publicity image for the 1981 TV film Evita Peron (fair use)

 

 

(19) EVA PERON (1919-1952)

 

“Don’t cry for me, Argentina”

Need I say more? Actress become First Lady of Argentina, then cult figure and icon of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s musical theater production Evita.

 

 

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Thais of Athens with torch (I presume about to help burning down Persepolois) – 1781 painting by Joshua Reynolds (public domain)

 

 

(20) COURTESANS – PHRYNE & THAIS

 

It is dubbed the oldest profession but I was still surprised by how prolific they were in history – enough for their own top ten, not to mention my usual kinkier entry as my twentieth special mention.

Or how high profile they could be, although of course we are talking the historical elite here. To represent them for this entry, I couldn’t go past the two famous hetairai (or hetaerae) of classical Greece

Phryne became one of the richest women of ancient Greece, was the model for artists for statues of Aphrodite, and was acquitted in her trial for impiety after baring her br€asts to the jury – which frankly I’d like to see in more trials.

Thais accompanied Alexander the Great, was famed for instigating the burning of Persepolis and became the de facto queen of Egypt as lover of Ptolemy.

Top Tens – History: Top 10 Types of War (Special Mention) (11) Economic Warfare

Union soldiers destroying telegraph poles and railroads in Georgia, 1864 – art by F.O.C. Darley and engraved by Alexander Hay Ritchie, restoration by Adam Cuerden and available from the US Library of Congress’ Prints and Photographs Division (public domain image – Wikipedia “Economic Warfare”)

 

 

(11) ECONOMIC WARFARE

 

“War is a racket.”

Booty, loot, spoils, plunder, pillaging and sacking – not to mention piracy and slavery. And for when you can’t take it with you or just want to weaken your enemy, there’s laying waste, salting the earth or scorched earth, ravaging, razing, and general devastation or destruction. While vandalism has come to mean the latter, its historical origin in the name of the Vandals was more the despoilation of the former.

All warfare is economic warfare.

Well, not quite but close. Warfare consistently has had economic resources or targets as motive or means of waging war, albeit not universally.

That goes all the way back to its origins in prehistoric warfare, where the economic resources as motive for war were as rudimentary as hunting grounds or foraging territory.

From agriculture onwards, the economic motives of war became more concrete and durable for occupation, storage or transit – from grain to gold and everything in between, as well as the land from which economic resources were grown or mined. Humans themselves became economic resources through slavery of captives (although if more contemporary tribal warfare is any guide, prehistoric warfare often involved women as captives).

Logistics and supply lead naturally to the subject of economic warfare, which in pre-modern history was predominantly looting or sacking. Indeed, prior to the rapid growth of productivity in modern history, most windfalls of economic growth in history seem to be from population growth, trade in luxuries – and above all, from military conquest and warfare.

In short, whether war has been a racket, it certainly has been robbery on a grand scale throughout history – or vandalism on an equally grand scale.

Or piracy if you prefer – while pirates are usually seen on the opposing side to states in history, there are states that have effectively been pirates or deployed piracy (or privateers) as a means of war. Perhaps the most famous example of the latter is the piracy of other European states, most notably the English, on Spanish shipping from the Americas – although attacks on shipping, most notably by submarines, has been a feature of modern warfare, albeit to sink rather than sack the ships and their cargoes.

Yes, we tend to think of economic warfare as the modern use of economic means of state power as a substitute for military force – soft power rather than hard power – but economic warfare has been used in tandem with military force to weaken enemy states for thousand years, even by such basic (and classic) means as “ravaging the crops of the enemy”.

However, the same modern developments in trade and industry that have seen wars become comparatively less lucrative as a means for economic motives – as well as more costly – have also lent themselves to greater sophistication and effect for economic policies or warfare separately from military force.

“Policies and measures in economic warfare may include blockade, blacklisting, preclusive purchasing, rewards and the capturing or the control of enemy assets or supply lines. Other policies may include tariff discrimination, sanctions, the suspension of aid, the freezing of capital assets, the prohibition of investment and other capital flows, expropriation, and debasing the target’s currency by counterfeiting”.

Top Tens – History: Top 10 Wars (Special Mention: Revised) (11) Viking Expansion

The euphemistically named Guests from Overseas, painting by Nicholas Roerich, depicting a Viking (or Varangian) raid, Tretyakov Gallery in Moscow (public domain image – Wikipedia “Viking Expansion”)

 

 

(11) VIKING EXPANSION (793 – 1066)

 

A historical explosion like the Arab conquests, in far-flung scale if not territorial conquest – a longboat blitzkrieg across four continents, albeit if only on the peripheries of three of them.

Europe was the focus of Viking expansion, not surprisingly given its Scandinavian origin – Denmark, Norway, and Sweden. In turn, the Viking expansion might be classified broadly as westwards or eastwards, the former with a focus on the British Isles and France, the latter with a focus on Russia.

The British Isles set the archetype of Viking expansion – raids followed by conquest and settlement – as well as the timeline I’ve used in this entry.

That timeline – often dubbed the Viking Age – typically starts with the first Viking raids in England and ends with the Norman conquest of England in 1066. Ironically, the better event in 1066 for it is the failed invasion of England by the Norwegian king, defeated at the Battle of Samford Bridge by the Saxon king Harold Godwinson, who then went on to be defeated by the Normans in the more famous Battle of Hastings.

However, one might argue for a longer Viking Age extending to the fifteenth century, as the king of Norway retained fiefdoms in Scottish islands such as Shetland or Orkney until that century. However, the tendency among historians is to identify that the various Viking polities, particularly the Scandinavian monarchies, were no longer Vikings once they became Christian.

Probably the most famous part of the Viking expansion in the British Isles or at least England was the Danish conquest or settlement in England known as the Danelaw, particularly under King Canute or Cnut – you don’t want to mix up the letters in the latter.

In Ireland, the most famous part were the Viking kingdoms – strikingly including that in Dublin although many of Ireland’s first large towns were Viking conquests or settlements – and their defeat by the Irish High King Brian Boru, particularly in the Battle of Clontarf

Otherwise, the Vikings pretty much raided the entire Atlantic coastline of western Europe – with the most famous part here being the Viking settlement under their leader Rollo that became Normandy within the Frankish kingdom in France. The Normans went on to their own Norman Conquests that were almost as expansive as the Viking Expansion from which they originated – but is best considered as distinct from it since they rapidly became Christian as well as acculturated or intermixed with the French population.

The Vikings didn’t stop at the Atlantic coastline of Western Europe, raiding – and trading – in the Mediterranean as well, certainly in the Iberian peninsula but possibly also as far as Italy, north Africa, Egypt and the Byzantine Empire. There’s Africa as one of the four continents of Viking expansion by the way – I told you the other three continents were only on their periphery. However, the Norman conquests were to prove more notable in the Mediterranean – notably actually conquering territory in northern Africa.

So that’s the westward Viking expansion in Europe – the eastward expansion extended along the Baltic coastline and rivers in Russia, where they were known as Varangians. The focus and most famous part of this eastward expansion was their kingdom known as Kievan Rus’ and their contacts with the Byzantine Empire, which saw Viking expansion to the Black Sea and Caspian Sea. There’s Asia as another continent of Viking expansion, albeit again on the periphery.

The fourth continent was North America, albeit by exploration and settlement via Iceland and Greenland which extended at its very furthest fringe to Newfoundland, known as Vinland.

What is particularly intriguing are the various theories of what drove the Viking expansion. Some of the usual suspects have been proposed but not confirmed – demographic (population or youth bulge), economic (growing trade and urbanization for targets), ideological (paganism vs Christianity), political (the “pull” of weak, decentralized states in Europe against the “push” of stronger centralized states in Scandinavia), technological (Viking shipbuilding), and even climate (favorable conditions for sailing).

However, my personal favorite theory is that they were horny – and not on their helmets (which I understand may be something of a historical myth in any event). That is, the s€xual theory of Viking Expansion – it was to seek out or capture women due to a shortage of available women in Scandinavia for young men.

Top Tens – History: Top 10 Types of War (Special Mention) (10) Trench & Tunnel Warfare

Trenches of the 11th Cheshire Regiment at Ovillers-la-Boisselle, on the Somme, July 1916. One sentry keeps watch while the others sleep. Photo by Ernest Brooks (public domain image in Wikipedia “Trench warfare”

 

 

(10) TRENCH & TUNNEL WARFARE

 

I quipped about trench warfare as a subterranean form of land warfare but that’s taking its subterranean elements too far – it is more akin to a form of fortification and the siege warfare from which it originated.

While it has those predecessors in pre-modern warfare, it particularly arose from the firepower in modern warfare, with the increased rate of fire in small arms, firstly breech-loading firearms and secondly machine guns, and the increased power of artillery.

“Trench warfare is a combat strategy where opposing armies fight from fortified, dug-in networks of trenches to seek cover from heavy firepower and artillery. It typically emerges when defensive weaponry—such as machine guns and automated artillery—outpaces mobility, often resulting in a prolonged, grinding stalemate or war of attrition.”

The archetype of trench warfare is of course famously the Western Front in the First World War, although increasing modern firepower saw it occur from the Crimean War and American Civil War onwards.

Ironically, the First World War saw both its famous archetype and its decline.

“The development of armored warfare and combined arms tactics permitted static lines to be bypassed and defeated, leading to the decline of trench warfare after the war. Following World War I, trench warfare became a byword for stalemate, attrition, sieges and futility in conflict.”

However, trench warfare has recurred in subsequent conflicts “where technological parity or drone threats restrict rapid troop movement, as seen in the Russia-Ukraine War”.

Tunnel warfare on the other hand is subterranean warfare, albeit overlapping with the semi-subterranean warfare of trench warfare, and it goes, well, deep into history, back to the Bronze Age “with recorded uses by the Assyrians”.

“Historically, besieging forces employed sappers to dig tunnels beneath a fortress wall, collapsing the tunnel to bring the wall down. Defenders would counter by digging their own tunnels to intercept the invaders in brutal hand-to-hand combat beneath the surface”.

A fascinating example of ancient subterranean or tunnel warfare is in the Roman-Persian Wars, with “well-preserved evidence of mining and counter-mining operations…unearthed at the fortress of Dura-Europos, which fell to the Sassanians in 256/7 AD”. From what I’ve seen or read of it, it looks literally hellish – not only hand-to-hand combat in cramped and suffocating conditions underground, but also at risk of accidental or deliberate collapse as well as burning sulphur and pitch to create poisonous gas.

If anything, it has been more commonly used in modern warfare – “a military strategy involving combat conducted underground, typically utilizing dug networks, natural caves, or existing urban infrastructure”, used to “bypass surface gridlocks, escape aerial bombardment, and neutralize the technological advantages of more powerful armies”. The focus of the latter two involves force protection but it’s also used for infiltration (as at Dura-Europos in the Roman-Persian Wars), logistics hubs, and tactical deflection. Perhaps the most famous use of tunnel warfare in modern warfare was in the Vietnam War.

“It includes the construction of underground facilities in order to attack or defend, and the use of existing natural caves and artificial underground facilities for military purposes. Tunnels can be used to undermine fortifications and slip into enemy territory for a surprise attack, while it can strengthen a defense by creating the possibility of ambush, counterattack and the ability to transfer troops from one portion of the battleground to another unseen and protected. Tunnels can serve as shelter from enemy attack…Tunnels are narrow and restrict fields of fire; thus, troops in a tunnel usually have only a few areas exposed to fire or sight at any one time.”

 

RATING: A-TIER (TOP TIER)

Top Tens – History: Top 10 Wars (Special Mention: Revised) (10) Arab Conquests

 

Go Greek fire you’re burning up the quarter mile
(Greek fire, go Greek fire)
Go Greek fire you’re coasting through the heat lap trials
(Greek fire, go Greek fire)
You are supreme, the chicks’ll cream for Greek fire – Greek fire in Byzantine manuscript

 

(10) ARAB CONQUESTS (622 – 751 AD)

 

The Arab conquests were a nigh-unstoppable historical explosion, once previously divided tribes in a historical backwater had been united under Mohammed – conquering one of history’s largest pre-modern empires (indeed the seventh or eighth largest in all history) on three continents in a little over a century, a blitzkrieg by horse, sail…and camel!

 “In speed and extent, the first Arab conquests were matched only by those of Alexander the Great, and they were more lasting.”

Mohammed had essentially conquered the Arabian peninsula, but his death left his successors – the three great Arab caliphates – only at the start of extending his empire to even wider conquests.

The Rashidun Caliphate, immediate successors to Mohammed, did most of the heavy lifting to break out of the Arabian peninsula. Two formidable empires blocked their path, the Persian Empire and the eastern Roman or Byzantine Empire, but the Arabs conquered the former and routed the latter back to Anatolia.

However, it was under their successors, the Umayyad Caliphate, that Arab conquests reached their greatest extent, westwards from the north African shore to Europe itself – conquering Spain (well, not quite all, in a manner similar to the famous caveat to the Roman conquest of Gaul in Asterix comics) and famously invading France before being turned back at Tours by Charles Martel.

Eastwards, the Umayyads also extended beyond Persia through central Asia to the fringes of India and China – the latter of which presented even the Tang Empire some difficulty resisting their advance.

The Umayyads were overthrown by the Abbasids in 750 AD and the Abbasids then formed the third great Arab caliphate, the Abbasid Caliphate, who then presided over what is often regarded as the Golden Age of Islam from their capital in Baghdad. The surviving Umayyad dynasty fled into exile across the Mediterranean to Spain, continuing their Caliphate as the Emirate of Cordoba independent from the Abbasids, even with their own rival golden age of Islam in the fabled Al-Andalus of Spain.

Although the Abbasids made some more territorial gains – notably Sicily and Crete – their Caliphate saw an end to the rapid Arab conquests, albeit with victory against Tang China in the Battle of Talas in 751 AD as a postscript:

“Muslim armies had come against a combination of natural barriers and powerful states that impeded any further military progress. The wars produced diminishing returns … The priorities of the rulers also shifted from conquest of new lands to administration of the acquired empire … the period of rapid centralized expansion would now give way to an era when further spread of Islam would be slow and accomplished through the efforts of local dynasties, missionaries, and traders.”

One is spoilt for choice for wars in the century and more of Arab conquests, but if one were to choose the wars that best encapsulate them as a whole, it would be the Arab-Byzantine wars from 629 AD to 718 AD.

The Byzantine or eastern Roman empire was the first state of substance that the Arabs faced when breaking out from their peninsula. It seemed incredible that the Arabs could defeat such a firmly established state, even when that state was weakened from recent war with Persia, yet they did – routing it back to Anatolia as they conquered its other territory in Asia and Africa, which then became their springboard for further conquests.

Ironically, it then seemed incredible that the Byzantines could hold the line or withstand complete defeat or conquest by the Arabs as the latter went from one victory to another – yet they did, from Arab attacks by land and by sea, even as the Arabs besieged Constantinople twice, in 674-678 AD and in 717-718 AD. Among other things, the Byzantine superweapon Greek fire was instrumental in their success.

The frontiers of Arab conquest finally stabilized between them in Anatolia, as it did elsewhere under the Abbasid caliphate at about this time, until from about 863 AD when the Byzantines – incredibly again – were able to regain both the initiative and some of their former territory, in wars usually reversed in name to the Byzantine-Arab wars to signify Byzantine ascendance.

 

RATING: A-TIER (TOP TIER)

Top Tens – History: Top 10 Types of War (Special Mention) (9) Ground Warfare

A pair of AMX-30 main battle tanks and a truck of the French 6th Light Armored Division pause outside Al-Salman during Operation Desert Storm.

 

(9) GROUND WARFARE

 

Yes, all warfare except naval and air warfare is ground or land warfare – and even those two overlap with ground warfare in things such as amphibious or airborne warfare.

This special mention is for ground or land warfare by terrain and weather conditions, which both are, and are not, surprisingly diverse.

Not surprisingly diverse – as observed by John Keegan in an interlude chapter on the limitations of war-making in his history of warfare, war on land tends to have the same default terrain and weather conditions, avoiding difficulties of both.

Surprisingly diverse – because you can’t always pick your battles or where you fight them, such that there are some distinctive or specialized types of warfare within ground of land warfare in general.

Perhaps not quite enough for a top ten of ground warfare, but at least enough for six distinctive types of warfare (although I think arguments can be made for airborne and amphibious warfare as types of groundwarfare, at least in part, with island warfare within the latter, as well as wet-weather wrfare as its own distinct type of ground warfare):

  • (1) Urban warfare as featured in my top ten entry of siege and urban warfare
  • (2) Desert warfare – which I suspect might be the next most common after siege and urban warfare (at least on a large scale), because of the Middle East (going all the way back to the ancient Near East)
  • (3) Jungle warfare
  • (4) Mountain warfare, often overlapping with…
  • (5) Cold-weather, winter or arctic warfare, including ski warfare.
  • (6) Subterranean warfare – or in other words, my next special mention entry…

 

RATING: A-TIER (TOP TIER)

Top Tens – History: Top 10 Wars (Special Mention: Revised) (9) Roman-Persian Wars

 

Rock face relief at Naqshe-Rostam, depicting the victories of the Sassanid Persian emperor Shapur I over the Roman Emperors Valerian and Philip the Arab. Do you want emperors captured by Persians? Because that’s how you get emperors captured by Persians…

 

(9) ROMAN-PERSIAN WARS

 

The first world war, fought intermittently on the frontier between successive Roman and Persian polities over almost seven centuries.

No, seriously. Well, half seriously.

The Roman-Persian Wars were a world war, or war between two different worlds – that might have been fought on the frontier between them, a little like the Western Front writ large (and long) but had ramifications or repercussions throughout both empires that extended across Eurasia from Britain to India.

And that comparison to the First World War’s Western Front writ large and long stands. Despite seven slugging centuries of grinding war, the Roman-Persian border remained remarkably stable.

“One has the impression that the blood spilled in the warfare between the two states brought as little real gain to one side or the other as the few meters of land gained at terrible cost in the trench warfare of the First World War.”

That is, until the last dramatic phase of the wars, the Byzantine-Sasanian War of 602-628 – which might be compared to the similarly abrupt and dramatic reversals of fortune in 1917-1918 that ultimately saw the end of the First World War. However, even that last war of the Roman-Persian Wars effectively ended with the restoration of the status quo (and border) between the two empires.

The Roman-Persian Wars are an interesting contrast to those other Persian Wars of antiquity, the Greek-Persian Wars, in lacking the same existential stakes or outcomes – with the Greek city-states desperately defending themselves from outright conquest by the Achaemenid Persian Empire in the classical Greek-Persian Wars, and Alexander the Great conquering that same empire outright in his Macedonian-Persian Wars.

The latter always struck me as incredible in contrast to the failure of the Romans, more powerful and commanding more resources than either Alexander or their own Persian adversaries, to achieve anything like Alexander’s decisive defeat and conquest of Persia. That is despite the Romans, at least emperors Caracalla and Julian, expressly seeking to emulate Alexander. The reality seems to have been that for the most part neither side did little more than essentially raid each other over the frontier, with the Romans famously sacking the Persian capital Ctesiphon numerous times.

The Roman-Persian Wars might be classified into four phases, corresponding to three successive Roman polities and two Persian ones – not to mention Armenia bouncing back and forth between the two empires as client state or protectorate.

First, there was Roman Republic against the Parthians – initiated by the invasion of Mesopotamia by Roman general Crassus, which saw one of the Republic’s most crushing defeats at the Battle of Carrhae in 53 BC. However, the Parthians did nothing to exploit this defeat or the subsequent civil wars of the Republic with one notable exception, as they generally sought to remain on peaceful terms with the Romans. That notable exception was their support of the so-called Liberators – the assassins of Julius Caesar – and invasion of the Roman eastern provinces after the Liberators’ defeat. The Romans defeated the Parthian invasion, but the Parthians then defeated the retributive campaign by Mark Antony against them.

Second, there was the Roman Empire against the Parthians, which saw five major wars between them, mostly to the defeat of the Parthians with their capital Ctesiphon sacked three times and four Roman emperors claiming the title of Persicus Maximus. Those wars were the Roman-Parthian War of 58-63 AD (with the Roman campaign led by the general Corbulo under emperor Nero), Trajan’s campaign into Parthia, the Roman-Parthian War of 161-166 AD under Roman emperor Lucius Verus (the co-emperor of Marcus Aurelius), the campaign of Roman emperor Septimius Severus in 195-197 AD, and finally the Parthian War of Caracalla in 216-217 AD.

Third, there was the Roman Empire against the Sassanids or Sasanians, successors to the Parthians. The Sassanids were very different to the Parthians in hostile character towards Rome – in the words of Youtuber Tominus Maximus, “Sassanid Persia was like Parthia…on cocaine and mixed with crystal meth”. Most famously, there were the Sassanid incursions deep into the Roman eastern provinces during the Crisis of the Third Century, after fighting between them during the reign of Roman emperor Severus Alexander.

However, the Romans subsequently defeated the Sassanids, sacking Ctesiphon a further two times in campaigns led by Roman emperors Carus in 283 AD and Galerius (with Diocletian holding his hand) in 298 AD. The latter was the most decisive Roman victory against the Sassanids, enduring for decades until hostilities resumed in the Perso-Roman Wars of 337-361 AD under Roman emperor Constantius III and the ill-fated expedition by Roman emperor Julian.

Surprisingly, the Sassanids mellowed in the fifth century, remaining mostly peaceful with the Roman Empire while the latter’s western half fell to barbarian invasions. In part that was due to the Sassanids facing off their own barbarian threats, but it was instrumental in the survival of the eastern Roman Empire. Which brings me to…

Fourth, there was the eastern Roman or Byzantine Empire against the Sassanids or Sasanians. While the Persians were only peer state the Romans had as adversary, the classical empire had the advantage in population and resources, albeit that advantage was diluted by more far-flung commitments. After the fall of the western empire, the eastern empire and the Sassanids were much more closely matched.

Not surprisingly then, this saw the most dramatic and mobile phase of the Roman-Persian Wars from the preceding centuries of effective stalemate – with the Byzantine-Sassanid War of 602-628. First the Sassanids almost decisively defeated and conquered the eastern empire, even besieging Constantinople, but were then decisively defeated in turn by a near miraculous eastern Roman recovery under emperor Heraclius – albeit the eastern Roman empire was too weakened to exploit its victory other than regaining its lost territory and effectively restoring the status quo between them.

The ultimate futility of the Roman-Persian Wars came in their aftermath with the event that decisively ended them altogether – the Arab conquests, achieved in large part from both empires being so weakened fighting each other that they were unable to resist their new adversary, with one being completely conquered and the other barely surviving defeat as well as the loss of much of its former territory.

 

RATING: A-TIER (TOP TIER)

Top Tens – History: Top 10 Types of War (Special Mention) (8) Logistics & Supply

U.S. supply convoy in Afghanistan photographed by Spc. Donald J. McMullen (public domain image – Wikipedia “Military Logistics”)

 

 

(8) LOGISTICS & SUPPLY

 

“Amateurs talk tactics, professionals talk logistics”.

A quotation variously attributed to different military commanders, usually WW2 US Army General Omar Bradley although the definitive verifiable record of such a statement was by US Marine Corps General Robert Barrow in 1980. In fairness, the US Marine Corps lives by logistics.

However, the truth of it remains – all wars, except for the most prehistoric warfare, are wars of logistics and supply. And the only reason the most prehistoric warfare is an exception, despite prehistoric warriors needing food and water like everyone else, is that the whole nature of prehistoric warfare is that it did not keep warriors in the field for any appreciable length of time, hence they were essentially self-supplying, carrying or providing for themselves what little they needed for short periods of time.

“An army marches on its stomach”

Logistics and supply are the lifeblood of military forces in the field (or at sea or in the air) – the proverbial stomach on which armies march, including at the literal or most basic level of being fed, or the proverbial tail of “tooth-to-tail ratio” as requirements of supply and support for combat forces. Needless to say, the tail tends to be longer than the tooth, particularly for modern military forces, but vividly represented by the wagon trains that followed after pre-modern armies, often longer than the army itself. Sun Tzu’s The Art of War is arguably most notable for the way it bemoans the running costs of armies.

That is not to say that logistics and supply or supply lines win wars of themselves, but they can certainly lose them – as can counter-logistics to deprive enemy forces of supplies or supply lines, such as the scorched earth strategy famed for that purpose.

“Logistics is an enabler of military operations, not an end in itself. Poor logistics can result in defeat, but even the best logistics cannot guarantee victory. Conversely, the best possible logistics is not always required: fit for purpose can suffice.”

There are three basic means of supply – obtaining supplies in the field, carrying supplies with the army, and shipping supplies from the rear. While the first two are essentially self-supplying to some degree, they still often involved prodigious costs and organization, particularly as only so much of what an army needs can be reliably obtained in the field. The Roman Empire’s most impressive military achievements were perhaps not so much in combat but in its systematic logistics and supply, as represented by its road.

“Obtaining supplies in the field and carrying supplies with the army remained the primary means of supply until the 19th century…Starting with the Industrial Revolution, new technological, technical and administrative advances permitted supplies to be transported at speeds and over distances never before possible. At the same time, increased demands for ammunition, and the heavier weight of shells and bombs made it more difficult for armies to carry their requirements, and they soon became dependent on regular replenishment of ammunition from depots. Mechanisation, with motor vehicles replacing animals, created a demand for fuel and spare parts, neither of which could be obtained locally. This led to a “logistical revolution” which began in the 20th century and drastically improved the capabilities of modern armies while making them highly dependent on this method.”

 

RATING: S-TIER (GOD TIER)