Top Tens – Fantasy & SF: Top 10 Fantasy Books (Honorable Mention: Classic)

Classic Conan pose (or leg cling) in The Savage Sword of Conan cover art by Earl Norem for “The Treasure of Tranicos”, issue 47, 1 December 1979, Marvel Comics (fair use)

 

 

TOP 10 FANTASY BOOKS (HONORABLE MENTION: CLASSIC)

 

I’ve ranked my Top 10 Fantasy Books but fantasy is too prolific – and phantasmagorical – a genre to be confined to a mere top ten books or even my usual list of twenty special mentions.

Indeed, I also have two lists of honorable mentions for fantasy books – one classic and the other cult and pulp.

This is obviously the former – for those classic fantasy books or works that have iconic status or recognition within popular culture or imagination.

Unlike my top ten or twenty special mentions, I have no numerical limit or rankings on entries for honorable mention and list them in chronological order by date of publication, so I’ll include an index of entries at the outset.

 

(1912 – PRESENT) EDGAR RICE BURROUGHS – TARZAN

(1919) JAMES BRANCH CABELL – JURGEN

(1950 – 1984) JACK VANCE – DYING EARTH

(1961 – 2023) MICHAEL MOORCOCK – ELRIC OF MELNIBONE

(1964 – 1977) THOMAS BURNETT SWANN – DAY OF THE MINOTAUR

(1968 – 1970) JAMES BLISH – BLACK EASTER / THE DAY AFTER JUDGEMENT

(1972) RICHARD ADAMS – WATERSHIP DOWN

(1977 – 2013) STEPHEN DONALDSON – THE CHRONICLES OF THOMAS COVENANT

(1980 – 1987) GENE WOLFE – THE BOOK OF THE NEW SUN

(1996 – 2001) NEVERWHERE & AMERICAN GODS

(1996-?) GEORGE R.R. MARTIN – A SONG OF ICE & FIRE / GAME OF THRONES

 

 

 

Cover art of Tarzan Alive by Philip Jose Farmer published in 2006 by Bison

 

 

(1912 – PRESENT) EDGAR RICE BURROUGHS – TARZAN

 

Tarzan is the most iconic hero of fantasy and science fiction – the archetypal jungle hero (or perhaps modern barbarian hero), in a series of books by Edgar Rice Burroughs. The start of the series is easy to date to “Tarzan of the Apes” in 1912. The end of the series less so – Burroughs died in 1950 but “Tarzan and the Valley of Gold” in 1966 was authorized as the 25th official Tarzan novel by the Burroughs estate. However, I’m prepared to continue this entry through to the present to reflect the enduring popularity of the character – or at least to include Philip Jose Farmer’s books featuring Tarzan or versions of him.

Born John Clayton and heir to English aristocracy as Lord Greystoke (or more precisely Viscount Greystoke), Tarzan was marooned with his aristocrat parents and ‘adopted’ after their deaths by a maternal female ape within a ‘tribe’ of great apes – indeed, Tarzan is his name in the ape language.

Philip Jose Farmer condensed Tarzan’s fictional ‘biography’ from the series by Edgar Rice Burroughs into his book Tarzan Alive, which is essentially my central reference to Tarzan (and exclusively so after the first two books). Farmer was an enduring fan of the character and wrote of Tarzan (or his world) in a number of books – most infamously in A Feast Unknown, featuring a thinly veiled pastiche of Tarzan and Doc Savage, or most famously, in his so-called Wold Newton Universe, where he linked together a number of fictional superheroes to the effect of a meteorite.

And I say superheroes as Tarzan has virtually superhuman abilities. After all, we’re talking someone who has wrestled virtually every animal, including full grown bull apes and gorillas. In short, he easily out-Batmans Batman and is the Superman of the jungle.

He is also of superhuman intelligence – a feature not readily discerned from the unfortunate monosyllabic and broken English of his screen adaptations. In the books – indeed, the first book – he could read English before he could speak it, having taught himself to read from the children’s picture books left in his parents’ log cabin and deducing the symbols as a language, in complete isolation from humans. He also spoke French before he spoke English, learning it from the first European he encountered. He readily learns to speak English – as well as thirty or so languages after that. So much for “Me Tarzan, you Jane”.

Despite a certain lack of plausibility, he remains an enduring hero – a “daydream figure” who obviously appeals to our continuing fascination for an animal or nature hero (and perhaps less fortunately to a ‘white god’ figure).

 

 

Cover of Dover 1977 paperback edition – the edition I own

 

 

(1919) JAMES BRANCH CABELL – JURGEN

 

Sadly obscure these days, even for this as his best known book and subject of an obscenity trial – a golden advertisement if ever I saw one.

“The eponymous hero, who considers himself a monstrous clever fellow, embarks on a journey through ever more fantastic realms, even to hell and heaven. Everywhere he goes, he winds up seducing the local women, even the Devil’s wife.”

Makes a lot of use of double entendre for everyone admiring his sword. I like the nod to the need for every hero to descend into the underworld. Also that hell is a democracy, just having suspended elections for its government while in war against heaven, an authoritarian monarchy.

 

 

Cover of Fantasy Masterworks edition – the edition I own

 

 

(1950 – 1984) JACK VANCE – DYING EARTH

 

Undeniably classic work of fantasy – and one that has had a huge influence on fantasy, not least in the adaptation of “Vancian” magic or ‘fire-and-forget’ spells as the game mechanic for magic in Dungeons and Dragons.

Otherwise, a fantasy setting in the far future of the titular dying earth with Vance’s tongue very much in his cheek – so far in the future that the world has gone all the way back from science to magic in its senility, albeit magic that actually works. Oh – and the sun is about to going out, something the characters frequently invoke with a superstitious glance at it every now and then, hoping that this isn’t the moment it does.

Four Dying Earth books were written by Vance – the first an anthology of short stories, the second and third picaresque adventures revolving around the confidence trickster Cugel the Clever, and the fourth reverts to something of an anthology centered around a conclave of magicians including the titular Rhialto the Marvelous.

Vance’s prose is a delight to read – a particularly memorable passage is the increasing degrees of lucidity you get from an oracle the higher the payment.

 

 

Cover of Fantasy Masterworks edition – the edition I own

 

 

(1961 – 2023) MICHAEL MOORCOCK – ELRIC OF MELNIBONE

 

Undeniably classic work of fantasy – and one that has had almost as huge influence on fantasy as Vance’s Dying Earth, again not least in Dungeons and Dragons with the Law-Chaos axis of character alignment. Also the multiverse and the Eternal Champion, the latter often accompanied by the Eternal Sidekick and “has a (typically doomed) love interest, the Eternal Consort” as well as an Eternal Enemy.

Moorcock has been a prolific writer of fantasy and SF, virtually all of which he has shoehorned into his Eternal Champion mythos in one way or another, but most people know him for the Elric Saga, itself a prolific collection of stories and novels as well as multimedia franchise from 1961 through to the present.

At least one fantasy & SF critic, John Clute, considers Elric a deliberate parody of Conan and it’s not hard to see why – a sickly sorcerer as heir to a decadent empire and owing his power or prowess to his soul-sucking sword Stormbringer. (Clute also proposes that Moorcock’s character Jerry Cornelius is a parody of Elric).

 

 

Cover of 2012 Wildside Press paperback editiom – the edition I own

 

 

(1964 – 1977) THOMAS BURNETT SWANN – DAY OF THE MINOTAUR

 

I’m dubbing this Arcadian fantasy – Thomas Burnett Swann’s Day of the Minotaur, published in 1966 but previously serialized in 1964-1965, was Cretan in setting but Arcadian in theme, a recurring one for the author.

And by Arcadian, I mean in the sense of paradise lost – not Biblical Eden but classical Arcadia, a literally “mythological, idyllic, pastoral paradise of natural harmony and simplicity”, populated by the demi-humans of classical mythology as fabulous Beasts and presided over by the benevolent Great Mother.

In Day of the Minotaur, we see the vestiges of Arcadia clinging to the forests of Crete, in full retreat from humanity. Relations are strained even with the Minoan civilization with which it has relatively close affinity, but both are under attack from the invading Achaeans.  Both survive what seems a last stand, but both know they are ultimately doomed. Like the elves in The Lord of the Rings, the Beasts sail west to return to their mystical homeland, the Isles of the Blessed.

As I said, this theme of Arcadian retreat was a recurring one for the author – “The bulk of Swann’s fantasy fits into a rough chronology that begins in ancient Egypt around 2500 BC and chronicles the steady decline of magic and mythological races…The coming of more “advanced” civilisations constantly threatens to destroy their pre-industrial world, and they must continually seek refuge wherever they can. They see the advent of Christianity as a major tragedy; the Christians regard magic and mythological beings as evil and seek to destroy the surviving creatures, although some manage to survive and preserve some of their old ways through medieval times down to the late 19th century and perhaps even the 20th.”

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Promotional art for the Amazon Kindle edition

 

 

(1968 – 1970) JAMES BLISH – BLACK EASTER / THE DAY AFTER JUDGEMENT

 

Black Easter essentially reads like a joke – an arms dealer, a black magician and a priest walk into a bar…

Well, not quite a bar but the arms dealer does a deal with the black magician to release all the demons from Hell on Earth for a single night. The reason – partly for the lulz but mostly to drum up business for arms. The priest comes in due to a pact between white magicians (from the Vatican!) and black magicians to monitor each other – incredibly, the priest does not attempt to interfere with the deal but is simply there to ensure the black magician sticks to the rules of the pact.

It’s a slow burn – dare I say it, something of a shaggy dog joke, or is that shaggy God joke? – a short story premise expanded to novel or novella and mostly focused on the details of the black magic involved, but like any good joke it’s all set up for the punchline.

And that punchline is (spoiler alert) that they have unleashed the apocalypse on the world, except that God is dead and there is no power to return the demons to Hell. (One wonders why the demons didn’t break out on their own before if that was the case.)

The sequel novel doesn’t quite have the same wham effect for its punchline. The characters from the first novel as well as everyone else in general deal with hell let loose on Earth in – where else? – California and Las Vegas.

The punchline arises from the apparent premise that God may not be so dead after all as something seems to be restraining the force of Hell. The punchline, delivered with Miltonian effect by the Devil himself, is that something turns out to be Satan, who now has to assume the role of God – something he now realizes he never really wanted and so is undone by his own Pyrrhic victory.

It might seem a fantasy duology based on one or two theological punchlines (depending on whether you like the second as much as the first) but it has continued to endure as an influence on my imagination and psyche.

 

 

Poster art for the 1978 animated film adaptation, perhaps best known for the number 1 hit from its soundtrack “Bright Eyes” – also used as a cover for the book, including the edition I owned

 

 

(1972) RICHARD ADAMS – WATERSHIP DOWN

 

“All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first, they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.”

The classic animal fantasy – Lord of the Rings with rabbits instead of hobbits and if the plot was that the hobbits had to find a new Shire.

On the one hand, “these are not humans in rabbit form” – “They live and think like fragile prey animals. Caution is a way of life because death is a moment-to-moment possibility”.

On the other hand, the rabbits have “their own culture, language, proverbs, poetry, and mythology”. Not surprisingly, the last is my favorite, focusing on their trickster folk hero, the first rabbit – El-ahrairah, the Prince With a Thousand Enemies.

Although I also have a soft spot for “going tharn” – when a rabbit becomes “frozen in a state of instinctive terror”.

 

 

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Cover art of the First Chronicles of Thomas Covenant – I think from the 1996 Harper Voyager paperback editions but certainly the editions I own

 

 

(1977 – 2013) STEPHEN DONALDSON – THE CHRONICLES OF THOMAS COVENANT

 

The Chronicles of Thomas Covenant might seem a lot like The Lord of the Rings and indeed it is to a point. It has a similar fantasy secondary world – the Land instead of Middle Earth – menaced by a similar Dark Lord, Lord Foul the Despiser, who if anything is even darker than Sauron, as his name indicates. It even has a Ringbearer in its titular protagonist, albeit that ring is a mundane object in our own world – Covenant’s white gold wedding ring – but the ultimate ring of power in the Land.

At a certain point, however, the reader becomes aware that the Chronicles of Thomas Covenant is a profound deconstruction of The Lord of the Rings. Typically, that point is a plot point soon into the first book of the first trilogy, Lord Foul’s Bane, where Covenant is overwhelmed by the sensory overload of the Land and commits a crime that has consequences through the first trilogy. If not that point, it is typically a point in the second book of that first trilogy, The Illearth War, where the leader of the military forces against Lord Foul fails despite his best efforts and must resort to a self-sacrificial Pyrrhic victory.

Or that point may be the overarching nature of its titular protagonist – where The Lord of the Rings had three Christ-like heroic figures (Frodo, Gandalf, and Aragon), Thomas Covenant is the Land’s literal leper-messiah. Worse, because of his leprosy in our world, he has spent a lifetime of managing the disease to the effect of rigorous mental discipline that he cannot believe in the false hope of any magical cure or else he will succumb to the disease – his survival depends on such things as his habitual VSE or visual surveillance of extremities. Hence, when he finds himself transported to a world in which there is a magical cure, it goes against a lifetime of literally life-saving mental discipline and so he cannot believe in that world, becoming Thomas Covenant the Unbeliever.

And yet after the deconstruction comes reconstruction, as the series ultimately returns to something like The Lord of the Rings after all – with the heroic resistance of the Land against Lord Foul and Covenant finding some balance between unbelief and doing the right thing, even in a dream, because as he himself says, Lord Foul laughs at lepers.

And between the deconstruction and the reconstruction falls the resonance – a resonance of phrase and fable that lodges in the psyche long after reading it and refuses to go away. Phrases such as Thomas Covenant the Unbeliever, Lord Foul the Despiser, and my personal favorite – the Ritual of Desecration, the original sin that almost destroyed the Land in the distant past.

 

 

Cover of Fantasy Masterworks edition (Volume 1: Shadow and Claw) – the edition I own

 

(1980 – 1987) GENE WOLFE – THE BOOK OF THE NEW SUN

 

“He’s not an easy read” – or alternatively, what the hell is going on?!

The former was Sterling Archer on Bartleby the Scrivener – “Anyone? Not a big Melville crowd here, huh?” – but it applies also as much if not more so to Gene Wolfe’s Book of the New Sun, probably with the latter being a common exclamation on reading it.

Sure, I “got” a lot of it, but I’m also sure that I missed a lot more in the mind screw narrative of its unreliable narrator protagonist set in a feudal dying Earth in the far future, about a million years or so (such that a picture of the first moon landing is an incredibly ancient artifact in the book’s signature scene).

It doesn’t help that there are characters apparently jumping back and forth through time that I still haven’t worked out, although I like the “green man” – a time traveler who has been genetically engineered to extract energy from photosynthesis and is held captive in a carnival sideshow “predicting” the future.

There’s also bizarre aliens or alien animals loose on Earth – such as the unforgettable alzabo, an alien predator that absorbs the memories of its victims and then can speak with their voice to lure in further prey. The alzabo gland that allows it to do this is an important plot point.

As you can tell, the parts you get tend to be unforgettable by how bizarre or striking they are.

 

 

Excerpt clip from the American Gods TV series adaptation

 

 

(1996 – 2001) NEVERWHERE & AMERICAN GODS

 

“So do you have mighty bacchanals in her honour? Do you drink blood wine under the full moon while scarlet candles burn in silver candle holders? Do you step naked into the sea foam chanting ecstatically to your nameless goddess while the waves lick at your legs like the tongues of a thousand leopards?”

 

I had quite the quandary with this entry, which I ultimately resolved by separating the art from the artist by effectively featuring the works anonymously, without reference to their author, as I can’t deny the enduring influence of these two works on me. Also, as I understand it, the author seems to have retired from writing, possibly due to the same reasons for which I separate the art and the artist. And in a sense, these two works exist independently of their author in other media. Indeed, a little like Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Neverwhere began as a BBC TV series, albeit also written by the author. Apart from the novelization of it, it has also been adapted to nine issue comics series (written by Mike Carey) as well as a radio play, although I anticipate it’s unlikely to see further adaptations. American Gods has seen an adaptation as a TV series – I liked the first season, although it went in some very different directions from the book. The second season apparently fizzled with the departure of the showrunners for the first season, although it may have bounced back in its third and final season. The book has also had a sequel novel (or more precisely a novel set in the same world with the same premise) and two sequel short stories (that are indeed sequels to the book), as well as an adaptation as a series of comics.

Of the two, my favorite is American Gods and its premise is also more straightforward to explain. Essentially its premise is that all myths are true, to the extent that people believe in them. However, that is not as good as it might sound for the myths in question. Yes, all the old gods of all the people that came to America still continue to exist but eke out that existence on the dregs of whatever belief in them that remains, even if half (or completely) forgotten and even if only as symbol or metaphor. And if that wasn’t bad enough, they’re squaring off against the new gods, such as the god of Media, who are very much coked up to the eyeballs on belief in them. It also has one of my favorite protagonists of fantasy, Shadow Moon – who wants nothing more than to return to his wife and a job with his best friend after release from prison, but the gods have other plans for him. Literally.

Neverwhere has a similar premise, not quite all myths are true but that there is a magic – not unlike megapolisomancy in Fritz Leiber’s literal urban fantasy novel Our Lady of Darkness – formed from large cities and that takes shape in their magical underground equivalents, such as London Below. I particularly like how each city has its mystical Beast at its heart.

 

 

Collage of the covers of the five books of the series (to date) as bookset feature image from the fan wiki (and for the editions I own)

 

(1996-?) GEORGE R.R. MARTIN – A SONG OF ICE & FIRE / GAME OF THRONES

 

A Song of Ice and Fire needs little introduction, due to its own popularity and even more so that of its TV adaptation in A Game of Thrones.

Due to that popularity, its high fantasy setting – the two continents of Westeros and Essos – are one of the most well known fantasy settings in popular culture and imagination. Of the two continents, Westeros has the more focus – Essos mostly seems to be there to throw in something bizarre or weird, usually imported into Westeros. As for Westeros, it’s essentially the War of the Roses as Battle Royale, with Starks substituting for York and Lannister for Lancaster, crossed with Hadrian’s Wall – except the latter is to keep out an icy apocalypse of death as well as the Picts. That apocalypse is part of a general trend of old magic that people had thought long gone coming back.

What also needs little introduction is how A Song of Ice and Fire stalled without conclusion – and worse, how Game of Thrones had a conclusion but one so bad that it undermined the iconic status and popularity of the entire series. Both are offset somewhat by prequel series – obviously there can’t be any sequel series as one didn’t end and one ended so badly.

 

 

Top Tens – Fantasy & SF: Top 10 Fantasy Books (Special Mention: Complete & Revised)

Alternative poster art for the 1982 Conan the Barbarian film

 

 

I’ve ranked my Top 10 Fantasy Books but fantasy is too prolific – and phantasmagorical – a genre to be confined to a mere top ten books.

That’s right – I don’t just have a top ten fantasy books, I have a whole host of special mentions. My usual rule is twenty special mentions for each top ten, where the subject matter is prolific enough, as it is here – which I suppose would usually make each top ten a top thirty if you want to look at it that way. My special mentions are also where I can have some fun with the subject category and splash out with some wilder entries.

And here they are.

 

S-TIER (GOD TIER)

 

Little Red Riding Hood and the Wolf in the Forest – painting by Carl Larsson in 1881, profile image of Wikipedia “Fairy Tale” (public domain image)

 

 

(1) FAIRY TALES

 

“Fairy tales do not give the child the idea of the evil or the ugly; that is in the child already because it is in the world already…What fairy tales give the child is his first clear idea of the possible defeat of (evil). The baby has known the dragon intimately ever since he had an imagination. What the fairy tale provides for him is a St George to kill the dragon” – G.K. Chesterton

Unfortunately, the term fairy tale tends to be used dismissively for stories only for children – although the best children’s literature arguably speaks to all ages – or even pejoratively for obvious fanciful falsehoods or “happily ever after” wishful thinking.

To that, one could argue that such preconceptions don’t even apply to those stories commonly called fairy tales, except in their modern incarnations, particularly their modern cinematic and television adaptations. Perhaps such preconceptions might be avoided by one of their alternative names – of which my favorites are wonder tales or the German term marchen – but the term fairy tale is too deeply ingrained in popular consciousness or imagination.

Whatever the name, a fairy tale is a “short story that belongs to the folklore genre” or a “specific type” of fantastic folktale. Ironically, not many fairy tales actually feature fairies – the fairy in the name of fairy tale refers more to fairy as a place or setting, the fairy lands or otherworlds of folklore and mythology but taking on a more generic meaning as a place of magic. Such stories do indeed typically feature magic and enchantments as well as “mythical or fanciful beings”, fairies or otherwise, although some stories such as Bluebeard don’t have any explicit magic or supernatural elements.

“Fairy tales were originally intended for all ages, but for a long period of time, they were only written or presented as children’s stories”, particularly in their cinematic adaptations by Disney. Many fairy tales were extraordinarily dark in their original form – some to the point of verging on horror – and some remain so in their modern versions, even if only by way of lingering hints or subtext. Ironically again, there is a countervailing trend within popular culture to revert fairy tales to their darker and edgier roots – or to subvert them as more adult deconstructions (or reconstructions), as well as parodies or satires (or the trope of “fractured fairy tales”).

The demarcation between fairy tales and legends or fables can be fuzzy. Fairy tales tend to be distinguished from legends by some degree of belief in historicity or veracity for their events, location or people. By contrast, fairy tales tend to be more timeless – “once upon a time” – and set in their own space distinct from our own world. Fables tend to focus more on the moral of a story as their definitive element.

“Fairy tales are found in cultures all over the world” and with “widespread variants”, but “only a tiny handful of them are widely known in modern culture”. They have a span to match their geographic scale – “many of today’s fairy tales have evolved from centuries-old stories that have appeared with variations, in multiple cultures around the world”. Fairy tales in literary form are relatively modern, mostly evolving from their predecessors in oral form or tradition. This makes “the history of the fairy tale…particularly difficult to trace because often only the literary forms survive”, but even so some fairy tales may date back thousands of years to the Bronze Age or the beginnings of civilization and writing itself.

“What fairy tales do share is a distinct and consistent set of narrative conventions. They usually take place “once upon a time”, in a setting that’s familiar but usually broadly generic, with few (if any) references to real people, places or events…typically told in an extremely spare and laconic style, using archetypical characters and locations”. That style was cited by Italo Calvino as a prime example of “quickness” in literature.

JRR Tolkien famously used the term for literary fantasy, including his own, in his essay “On Fairy-Stories” – an essay well worth reading for its philosophy of literary fantasy and Tolkien’s own writing. Like others who have pointed out that even traditional fairy tales tended not to involve fairies as such, Tolkien defined fairy tales as “stories about the adventures of men in Faerie, the land of fairies, fairytale princes and princesses, dwarves, elves, and not only magical species but many other marvels”. However, by either definition of fairy tale, it is worth remembering that Tolkien’s definitive literary fantasy, “The Lord of the Rings” (and even more so “The Hobbit”), would qualify as (extended) fairy tales – with elves, dwarves, goblins and trolls that have all been regarded as types of fairies.

 

RATING: 5 STARS*****

S-TIER (GOD TIER – OR IS THAT ONCE UPON A TIER?)

 

 

Cover Barnes & Noble Collectible Classics: Omnibus Edition, hardcover 2016

 

 

(2) H.P. LOVECRAFT –
CTHULHU MYTHOS (1928 – PRESENT)

 

Does any other literary fantasy or SF mythology have the pre-eminence, or even more so capture the paranoid modern zeitgeist, as Lovecraft’s Cthulhu Mythos?

Lovecraft took the worldview of modern science and turned it into a source of cosmic horror, creating that genre of fantasy or SF horror.

“His famous cosmology, created almost single-handedly, did not celebrate science and progress, but was instead full of otherworldly monsters and blind, raving deities…all of his work resonates with the terror of the newly-discovered magnitude of the universe…Einstein’s theory of relativity opened a door into teleportation, time travel, and alien geometry, and radically altered peoples’ notion of space-time itself, while the discovery of pre-Cambrian fossils and Wegener’s then-new-and-controversial hypothesis of continental drift brought the notion that the Earth was far older than previously believed…All of this was subtly addressed in Lovecraft’s stories of alien horror, and of the remains of ancient civilizations lost to the abyss of geological deep time”.

Our science and technology are but a candle held up to the storm – worse, as developed by writers using the Cthulhu Mythos such as Charles Stross, they may actually draw the notice of entities that were best left not noticing us (and tend to drive us mad if we notice them). Or, as Stross observed elsewhere, it was a potent metaphor for such terrors as Cold War fears of nuclear warfare – as almost otherworldly forces of destruction lurking beneath the surface ready to be unleashed by unfeeling beings.

Although in fairness, Cthulhu is taken out by a steamship to his head in his original appearance in The Call of Cthulhu. Try doing that with pre-industrial technology.

TV Tropes observes how Lovecraft’s cosmic horror is an inversion of the philosopher Leibniz’s optimism “that the entire world could be described by reason, and that this is the best of all possible worlds”. For Lovecraft, “each new discovery only increased humanity’s knowledge of its own ignorance and insignificance, encouraging a nihilistic atmosphere, and this is perhaps the central theme of Lovecraft’s incisive fiction”. Interestingly that same comparison between Leibniz’s “best of all possible worlds” and Lovecraft’s horror in James Morrow’s Blameless in Abaddon.

Lovecraft didn’t coin the term Cthulhu Mythos for his mythology – for that matter, I’m not sure how consistent or systematic his mythology was throughout his works. He was all about the vibe of it, with details changing between individual works. However, aptly enough, his creation had a life of its own, as developed and used by other writers, as encouraged by Lovecraft himself.

TV Tropes stated the premise of the Cthulhu Mythos best – “Humanity exists within a small flickering firelight of sanity and reason in a cold and utterly senseless universe full of ancient and terrible things with tentacles and too many eyes. Our science doesn’t properly describe the workings of the universe – ignorance really is bliss because even trying to understand the horrid truth of reality will surely drive you to madness. Our planet was owned by all manner of unknowable alien beings long before we crawled out of the primordial muck, and guess what? They want it back, which means doing a little pest control…”

It is for this mythology that Lovecraft ranks the second top spot of my special mentions – and more generally that he is “is considered perhaps both the greatest and most notorious of all American horror fiction writers, rivalled only by his idol Edgar Allan Poe”.

Fortunately, his mythology transcends Lovecraft himself, as there’s the matter of that notoriety – which remains for somewhat problematic reasons. There’s also the quality of his writing, with the style or execution of his prose often falling short of the dark grandeur of his cosmic horror – Lovecraft was notorious for his purple prose, and enthusiasm for more archaic expressions such as eldritch.

And then there is the fact that “much of his work is informed by a powerful fear and disgust for anything outside the limited sphere of an urban White Anglo-Saxon Protestant of his time” – or more bluntly, he “was “afraid of everything that wasn’t his home town of Providence, Rhode Island”.

Even so, his Cthulhu Mythos remains definitive for me of fantasy in general. If I was to simply fantasy down to just two elements, it would be a fusion of fairy tale and the Cthulhu Mythos. Come to think of it, that’s not a bad description or tagline for The Lord of the Rings – fairy tale meets Cthulhu Mythos. If only Tolkien had written that essay…

 

RATING: 5 STARS*****

S-TIER (GOD-TIER – OR IS THAT CTHULHU-TIER?)

 

 

Yes – it’s the ur-text of (Advanced) Dungeons and Dragons, the iconic cover of the Player’s Handbook for the first edition of the game, featuring its classic art stealing the stones from the eyes of a demonic idol (by artist D.A. Trampier), as featured in the book profile in the Forgotten Realms Wiki

 

 

(3) DUNGEONS & DRAGONS (1974 – PRESENT)

 

Although I do have a special mention entry for an actual Encyclopedia of Fantasy, Dungeons & Dragons remains the best de facto encyclopedic treatment of fantasy themes and tropes- which is not surprising for something that strives to systematically codify the genre of fantasy for obsessive-compulsive rules-lawyering geeks to play as a game.

Of course, the standout is its holy trinity – the three enduring core rulebooks of The Player’s Handbook, Monster Manual and The Dungeon Master’s Guide.

Dungeons and Dragons essentially kills two birds with one stone – a twenty-sided stone. As the fantasy game, it set out to codify both fantasy and games – fantasy tropes or themes for use in play, and the mechanics of role playing games to play them. And its achievement is unparalleled in both.

Firstly, it is THE tabletop role-playing game – “While Dungeons & Dragons may not have created tabletop roleplaying games, it codified many of the mechanics and tropes associated with them, is what most people picture when they think of a tabletop RPG (even if they’ve never played one), and is by far the most popular tabletop RPG of all time”.

My interest in it, however, is more for its codification of fantasy tropes or themes, reflecting my use of it more as comprehensive reference work rather than game – “Dungeons & Dragons is one of the trope codifiers of the modern era, having single-handedly mashed swords and sorcery and epic high fantasy into the fantasy genre as we know it today”

And even more so than entries from the Encyclopedia of Fantasy, I (and probably most contemporary readers of fantasy) tend to default to descriptive terms or codified tropes used by Dungeons and Dragons when I think of fantasy – its distinctive character classes, alignments, schools of magic and so on.

 

RATING: 5 STARS*****
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St Martin’s Press, hardcover 1997 edition – the edition I own

 

 

(4) JOHN CLUTE & JOHN GRANT –
THE ENCYCLOPEDIA OF FANTASY (1997)

 

The best single reference work concerning fantasy fiction in all media – even better now that it is online, although sadly, not updated like its companion and predecessor The Encyclopedia of Science Fiction.

However, that it is not updated does not detract from its greatest strength as a reference work and influence on me personally, which is not so much its entries for individual authors or works, but its compilation of fantasy themes and tropes, including its classification of fantasy subgenres. Many of these are compiled as entries under an evocative or striking phrase, many of which in turn were invented by the editors – one notable example being ‘thinning’, for the gradual loss of magic or vitality from the world.

Others include the descriptive term for one of my favorite subgenres of fantasy – posthumous fantasy, a fantasy set in the afterlife. The latter is more usually styled as Bangsian fantasy, named for John Kendricks Bangs who arguably codified or pioneered it as a modern fantasy subgenre – but often leads to confusion with its more conventional use for fiction or in this case fantasy published after an author’s death when I casually use the term posthumous fantasy elsewhere.

 

RATING: 5 STARS*****
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The map of Fantasyland in the book and also part of the satirical deconstruction of fantasy tropes. It may also look oddly familiar

 

 

(5) DIANA WYNNE JONES –

THE TOUGH GUIDE TO FANTASYLAND (1996)

 

Following on from Dungeons & Dragons and the Encyclopedia of Fantasy, this is the third of my top three or god-tier entries that are all effectively encyclopedic reference works for the genre of fantasy, whether informally as for the rulebooks of Dungeons & Dragons or formally as for the Encyclopedia of Fantasy. The Tough Guide to Fantasyland leans more to the formal reference work of the latter arranged in alphabetical order, but with a twist – its meta-fictional premise that it is a tour guide to “Fantasyland” as the generic setting of pretty much all fantasy. The creators of fantasy stories are the “Management” of Fantasyland and their stories are “tours” for their audiences, so the book is in the style of a tourist guidebook, albeit a fictional parodic one – hence the title, adapted from the popular Rough Guide series of tourist guidebooks at the time.

The end result is a Devil’s Dictionary deconstructing the tropes or cliches of the fantasy genre – such as entry on elves, which has lodged itself deep in my psyche ever since such that I have never quite been able to look at the elves in The Lord of the Rings the same way again.

“Elves appear to have deteriorated generally since the coming of humans. If you meet Elves, expect to have to listen for hours while they tell you about this – many Elves are great bores on the subject – and about what glories there were in ancient days. They will intersperse their account with nostalgic ditties (songs of aching beauty) and conclude by telling you how great numbers of Elves have become so wearied with the thinning of the old golden wonders that they have all departed, departed into the West. This is correct, provided you take it with the understanding that Elves do not say anything quite straight. Many Elves have indeed gone west, to Minnesota and thence to California, and finally to Arizona, where they have great fun wearing punk clothes and riding motorbikes”.

 

RATING: 5 STARS*****

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Cover of The Annotated Alice, combining both books, Penguin 2001 (the edition I own)

 

 

(6) LEWIS CARROLL –
ALICE’S ADVENTURES IN WONDERLAND / THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS (1865 – 1871)

 

“Curiouser and curiouser”…

Few fantasies are as iconic as Lewis Carroll’s classic Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland and its sequel Through the Looking Glass (although the two books are often merged in popular culture) – which for simplicity I’ll conflate with their protagonist, Alice.

Through the vivid imagery or encounters of her adventures, as well as their potential symbolic allusions, Alice has lent herself readily to adaptation and popular imagination.

Allusions to Alice have earned their own trope on TV Tropes, which notes that the original novels can be associated with surreal or psychedelic fantasy, drug imagery (as in Jefferson Airplane’s White Rabbit), gothic horror and other aspects of Victorian England, such as steampunk.

As TV Tropes notes, “the name ‘Alice’, when used in a reference to Alice in Wonderland, therefore tends to be used for fantastical, ethereal characters or concepts, and that goes double if her last name is a variation on Carroll” (or Liddell – but more about that later). Other frequent references include white rabbits or going down the rabbit hole (as in The Matrix) – into a world of the hero’s journey that doesn’t conform to real world logic (and in which our heroine has to use intuition, a good heart, and an ability to acquire allies).

Not to mention white rabbits, cats and tea parties – or Mad Hatters. While we’re here, I should also note cards and chess as the premise for each of the settings in Wonderland and beyond the looking-glass respectively.

As for Alice herself, Lewis Carroll described her (when writing on her personality in “Alice on the Stage”) as “wildly curious, and with the eager enjoyment of Life that comes only in the happy hours of childhood, when all is new and fair, and when Sin and Sorrow are but names — empty words signifying nothing!”. I can’t think of a better – or more endearing – description than that.

For Carroll, there was, at least to some extent, a real Alice – Alice Pleasance Liddell, who inspired Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland, when she asked Carroll to tell her a story on a boating trip in Oxford. The extent to which his character can be identified with Alice Liddell is not clear (and the brunette Liddell certainly did not resemble the blonde illustrations in the original book by cartoonist Sir John Tenniel). However, there are direct links to Liddell in the books – they are set on her birthday and her half birthday six months later (with the corresponding age), they are dedicated to her and the letters of her name are featured in an acrostic poem in the sequel.

As Catherine Robson wrote in Men in Wonderland – “In all her different and associated forms—underground and through the looking glass, textual and visual, drawn and photographed, as Carroll’s brunette or Tenniel’s blonde or Disney’s prim miss…in novel, poem, satire, play, film, cartoon, newspaper, magazine, album cover or song—Alice is the ultimate cultural icon, available for any and every form of manipulation, and as ubiquitous today as in the era of her first appearance.”

 

 

 

 

Cover Penguin Classics paperback edition 2003

 

 

(7) BRAM STOKER –
DRACULA (1897)

 

Dracula is THE vampire, synonymous with vampires and vampirism in popular culture and imagination.

My love of vampire fiction – in literature, in film or television, in comics and in every other media in which vampires appear – originates directly from Dracula, as I read it in early childhood. It may be tame by standards of modern cinematic horror, particularly given its style as an epistolary novel, but it literally gave me nightmares as a child. Of course, it probably didn’t help that I read it when I was home from school sick with fever – and I still remember it in terms of fever dream.

There is a whole host of vampiric or ‘vampire adjacent’ beings or creatures in folklore and mythology, going all around the world and back to the dawn of history or beyond, as well as an incredible dense “folklore for the entity known today as the vampire” that “originates almost exclusively from early 18th-century southeastern Europe”.

And yet almost all of it pales (heh) in comparison to the archetype of Bram Stoker’s Dracula, which effectively supersedes its predecessors in folklore, except to the extent it adapted them – and even then most people remember it by Dracula rather than the original folklore.

Vampires tend to be superpowered by nature and Dracula even more so, as his book codified the definitive vampire tropes in fiction. In adaptations, he has also been freakishly hard to kill, at least permanently. He can shift shape, most impressively into mist or dust in moonlight – passing through the smallest cracks and virtually teleporting. He can also command animals – and the elements. In short, he was potentially a Dark Lord to rival Sauron – indeed, it wouldn’t be too hard to recast Dracula as The Lord of the Rings, substituting Transylvania for Mordor and the Brides for the Black Riders (only much s€xier). Kim Newman did something of the sort with his Anno Dracula series, where Dracula bests Van Helsing and vampirizes Queen Victoria to rule the British Empire. Or at least, he might have done if he’d had any sort of plan in Stoker’s book beyond picking up British chicks – but then that’s just how he swings, baby.

Speaking of the Brides, they’re never referred to as such or the Brides of Dracula in the novel itself – that came later in other media and popular culture – but instead are referred to as the sisters. Nor are they portrayed as married to him or in any other relationship to him – their names as well as “the origin and identity of the Sisters, as well as the true nature of their relationship with Count Dracula, is never revealed”.

They were, however, written as hot, and they have been portrayed that way ever since in imitations or adaptations, something they use to bewitch their victims such as Jonathan Harker or those who seek to stake them such as Abraham van Helsing, albeit both narrowly survive or resist their bewitchment. One wonders why Dracula even leaves his castle at all, let alone for England, when he could just hang with the Brides – although in fairness it seems that his grand plan in England was to replicate the Brides. It amuses me that Dracula’s supernatural invasion of England ultimately involved not much else.

“Dracula is one of the most famous works of English literature and has been called the centrepiece of vampire fiction…the novel has been adapted many times. Count Dracula has deeply influenced the popular conception of vampires; with over 700 appearances across virtually all forms of media, the Guiness Book of World Records named Dracula the most portrayed literary character.”

And then you have all the themes, above and below the surface. I’ve already referred to Dracula’s supernatural invasion of England – which sees Dracula as an example of the invasion literature at the time, albeit the latter tended towards more mortal and mundane enemies. Dracula’s invasion also bears parallels to disease or plague – something made more explicit in the various films of Nosferatu, which was essentially Dracula with the serial numbers filed off. Throw in ethnicity (including Stoker’s Irish nationality), sexuality, religion or superstition, and science – and now we’re just getting started.

 

RATING:
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O yes – he’ll be showing her his savage sword! Classic Conan pose (or leg cling) in The Savage Sword of Conan cover art by Earl Norem for “The Treasure of Tranicos”, issue 47, 1 December 1979, Marvel Comics (fair use)

 

 

(8) ROBERT E. HOWARD –
CONAN (1932-1936)

 

The Lord of the Rings may have defined modern literary fantasy – fantasy could well be classified as pre-Tolkien and post-Tolkien. And yet…there were of course other writers of fantasy before (and apart from) Tolkien, most notably Robert E. Howard and his Conan stories from 1932 to 1936. I understand that Tolkien read and enjoyed the Conan stories – and I can’t resist quoting George R. R. Martin, who came to The Lord of The Rings from those very different Conan stories:

“Robert E. Howard’s stories usually opened with a giant serpent slithering by or an axe cleaving someone’s head in two. Tolkien opened his with a birthday party…Conan would hack a bloody path right through the Shire, end to end, I remembered thinking…Yet I kept on reading. I almost gave up at Tom Bombadil, when people started going “Hey! Come derry do! Tom Bombadillo!”. Things got more interesting in the barrow downs, though, and even more so in Bree, where Strider strode onto the scene. By the time we got to Weathertop, Tolkien had me…A chill went through me, such as Conan and Kull have never evoked.”

On the other hand, Conan would have made quick work of the Quest, while making off with an elf girl or two…

Conan embodies heroic fantasy in his setting of the Hyborian Age – an age of our own world after “the oceans drank Atlantis” that conveniently predates all surviving historical records. Translation: a setting for which Howard didn’t have to do any of that pesky research for his quick pulp fantasy stories but which could still invoke or have historical vibes as the precursors of civilizations in recorded history.

“Know, o prince, that between the years when the oceans drank Atlantis and the gleaming cities, and the years of the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an Age undreamed of, when shining kingdoms lay spread across the world like blue mantles beneath the stars — Nemedia, Ophir, Brythunia, Hyperborea, Zamora with its dark-haired women and towers of spider-haunted mystery, Zingara with its chivalry, Koth that bordered the pastoral lands of Shem, Stygia with its shadow-guarded tombs, Hyrkania whose riders wore steel and silk and gold. But the proudest kingdom of the world was Aquilonia, reigning supreme in the dreaming west. Hither came Conan, the Cimmerian; black-haired, sullen-eyed, sword in hand, a thief, a reaver, a slayer, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the jeweled thrones of the Earth under his sandaled feet.”

That pretty much sums up Howard’s stories of his best known hero Conan which often invoke for me Conan as a Hyborian Bond – or is that barbarian Bond? – with similar vibes as James Bond with the different Bond girls for each story, as well as the different monstrous or sorcerous antagonists.

Due to his friendship with H.P. Lovecraft, “the original Conan stories are actually a peripheral part of the Cthulhu Mythos” – and perhaps that friendship also accounts for the huge “loathsome serpents” that recur throughout the stories. They are also canon to the Marvel Universe, thanks to their adaptation to comics by Marvel.

 

 

RATING:
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Creative Education 2008 hardcover edition cover art

 

 

(9) SHIRLEY JACKSON –
“THE LOTTERY” (1948)

 

Like the Awards named after her, Shirley Jackson is known for stories of psychological suspense, horror and dark fantasy, ever so subtly bubbling to the surface of our world. This is amply demonstrated by her most famous story “The Lottery”, and indeed, in her collection of stories, named for it – The Lottery and Other Stories. One might consider the nature of her stories as fantasy to be arguable, but as I said, the fantasy in her stories is a subtle intrusion into our world – maybe mundane, maybe magical. The Lottery and Other Stories bore the subtitle The Adventures of James Harris, for a recurring figure in the stories of that collection, who may or may not be supernatural – he certainly seems to be a daemon lover or Dionysian force, complete with his retinue of maenads (who can then take over people’s apartments by sheer force of persuasion).

As for “The Lottery”, it has an ambience of dark fantasy to it – set, it seems, in an alternative United States. One in which small American towns casually celebrate an annual festival in much the same way as any other annual event – a lottery which the winner does not seem eager for the prize (and indeed vociferously protests its unfairness), but which the townsfolk insists on giving to her. Because, you know, the crops and harvest depend on it. Cue the stones…or in the words of John Keats’ Ode on a Grecian Urn – “Who are these coming to the sacrifice?”

Of course, the story’s power is in its symbolism, resonant of so many images of the dark underbelly of American society, or the American Dream. After all, it doesn’t take too much to imagine something like the Lottery – perhaps not so blunt of course, but still, you know…

As newscaster Kent Brockman referred to it in an episode of The Simpsons, it is a chilling tale of social conformity – and not, much to Homer’s disappointment on checking it out of the library, a guide to winning the lottery.

 

RATING:
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Apparently, not one but two films were adapted from Leiber’s short story – one in 1967 and one in 1995, with this as the poster for the latter. I’ve never seen it so I don’t know if it’s any good or lives up to its blurb as the best horror film of the year. I suspect not.

 

 

(10) FRITZ LEIBER –

“THE GIRL WITH THE HUNGRY EYES” (1949)

 

Fritz Leiber rocked my fantasy world, as he did the world of literary fantasy in general, even if he is sadly overlooked in the genre now. I guess that’s the fate of most fantasy writers that aren’t the current thing or aren’t named Tolkien. There’s also Leiber’s love of cats, chess, and theater – which are all fun to see pop up in his stories like playing the fantasy nerd equivalent of a drinking game.

Anyway, there simply is too much Leiber to choose from for its influence on me or the genre. There’s his novels, of which the standout is The Big Time – an SF novel of time war, as in two sides fighting a mysterious cosmic war against each other across time and space by changing history on each other (or the Change War as they call it). It’s even more intriguing as much of the vast cosmic backstory is only dropped in hints or remains mysterious (even when Leiber set a few other stories in the same universe). Indeed, the entire novel is set in a kind of cosmic waystation (in the titular Big Time, outside Little Time or the space time of our universe constantly being changed by the war), once again evoking Leiber’s love of theater both in the story (as the waystation is for rest and relaxation) and for the story itself as it is easy to imagine it as a stageplay. It is strikingly multi-layered, as the story extends through time and space as a cosmic backdrop yet effectively takes place entirely within the one “room”, albeit a room somewhat like the Tardis.

However, it’s his stories that effectively made his reputation as well as his influence for me or the genre – stories that largely created or inspired at least two sub-genres of fantasy. There’s his most famous creations, Fafhrd and the Grey Mouser, an adventuring duo of unlikely heroes in the world of Newhon (or “no when” backwards) and the city of Lankhmar – defining many of the tropes of the so-called sword-and-sorcery or heroic fantasy subgenre. However, it is his short stories that largely created or inspired the genre of contemporary fantasy – that is, adapting fantary or horror tropes to the setting of our contemporary or modern world.

It was a close call for this entry with my runner-up story – “The Man Who Never Grew Young”. This story is not so much contemporary fantasy but a parable all of its own, although not unlike the time changing science fiction of The Big Time – the narrator lives in a world recognizably our own, but one in which history and time are now running in reverse, such that people do indeed grow younger, “born” into existence from the grave and ultimately going back to the womb before disappearing into time. Although as the title suggests, the narrator himself is mysteriously unaffected by this part of the time reversal – never growing younger although history is still going backwards all around him. I particularly like the hints, at least in my perception, that this has come about from some terrible weapon deployed in a war in the future – which has of course become the distant past to the narrator – such that time itself was broken and reversed.

However, I have to give this special mention entry to the story that has remained and resonated with me ever since I read it – which definitely is one of his stories of contemporary fantasy – and that is his modern vampire story with a twist, “The Girl with the Hungry Eyes”.

“She’s the smile that tricks you into throwing away your money and your life. She’s the eyes that lead you on and on, and then show you death. She’s the creature you give everything you’ve got and gives nothing in return. When you yearn towards her face on the billboards, remember that. She’s the lure. She’s the bait. She’s the Girl”.

 

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It Part 2 film poster art (fair use)

 

 

(11) STEPHEN KING –

IT (1986)

 

Hail to the King! Stephen King, that is. One of the most iconic and prolific writers of our time, hence his inclusion in my classic special mentions. Lines and scenes from his work reverberate throughout popular culture, albeit particularly driven by cinematic or screen adaptations. His prose is vivid and visceral – indeed, the only books that have given me bad dreams, something which generally only occurs from the direct visualization of movies. In short, I am that Constant Reader to which King addresses his Author’s Notes.

As for which book to select for this entry, I chose It – not the pronoun but the book of that title , a book that not only has its own individual mythos and is an important part of King’s overarching mythos, but also encapsulates and symbolizes King’s mythology. It traces its shapeshifting eldritch entity of evil in its favorite shape of Pennywise the Clown, as well as its lair and hunting ground, the town of Derry in Maine, and its opponents, the Losers’ Club through multiple and overlapping layers.

Arguably Pennywise is King’s most iconic villain – thanks to its distinctive appearance as a clown and screen adaptations of the novel. Hence my choice of It above King’s other novels (or short stories) for this classic special mention, even if that requires me to mentally omit one scene from the novel. What scene? It doesn’t exist.

 

RATING:

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Cover art of The Compleat Discworld Atlas, Doubleday UK 2025 edition

 

 

(12) TERRY PRATCHETT –
DISCWORLD (1983 – 2015)

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Discworld needs little introduction to fans of fantasy – a literal flat-earth (hence its name) balanced on the back of four titanic elephants in turn on the back of the cosmic turtle, Great A’Tuin. This world is the setting for a fantasy comedy series (spanning over 40 books and a similar number of years) which is a parody or satire of virtually every trope within fantasy and many outside it, as well as virtually every major work of fantasy – from Lovecraft through Conan to Tolkien and even the bard himself, Shakespeare.

Books in the series follow different story threads or characters within it – with my favorite being those that follow the cowardly ‘wizard’ Rincewind, “a wizard with no skill, no wizardly qualifications, and no interest in heroics”, ever since his role as the protagonist in the first two books (escorting the naïve tourist Twoflower and his Luggage). Sprawling in some degree through most of the books is the city of Ankh-Morpork (and its City Watch, the protagonists of their own story arc or thread of books within the series) – a city clearly influenced by Fritz Leiber’s Lankhmar, and like that city, a city which somehow survives despite itself.

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Collage of cover art of all twelve Nightside books published by Ace (and the editions I own)

 

 

(13) SIMON R. GREEN –

NIGHTSIDE (2003-2012)

 

“The Nightside. That square mile of Hell in the middle of the city, where it’s always three AM. Where you can walk beside myths and drink with monsters. Where nothing is what it seems and everything is possible.”

Simon R. Green is the author of one of my favorite of the ‘trenchcoat brigade’ of occult detectives following in the footsteps of Hellblazer’s John Constantine – John Taylor of the Nightside. The Nightside itself is an eldritch and extra-dimensional suburb of London, except of course that it is not so much a suburb as a hidden world inside London. And in it is all manner of beings, gods and eldritch abominations. As for John Taylor, he has a magical gift or ‘inner eye’ for finding anything, or would if it generally didn’t find him trouble first – or worse, allow trouble to find him.

What I particularly enjoy about the Green’s writing in general and the Nightside series in particular is that it has the tongue-in-cheek sensibility of writing in comics – indeed, the Nightside series often feels like a prose comic, particularly in its vivid characters with matching names or titles. Protagonist John Taylor is of course somewhat nondescript in his name, but then there’s his colleagues like Shotgun Suzie, Razor Eddie, Sinner (and Pretty Poison), Madman, Dead Boy and the Oblivion brothers. Not to mention antagonists or abominations like the Harrowing, the Lamentation and Kid Cthulhu.

The highpoint of the series is the first half of it, with its longer story arc through the individual books in which John Taylor confronts the mystery of his mother – a mystery which was best left unsolved, particularly as it involves his apparent destiny in ushering in the Apocalypse (and the source of the Harrowing which pursues him), a destiny even more disturbing because he has seen it for himself in the future…

Close runner-up is his standalone novel Shadow’s Fall, although it has a similar premise (and was ultimately interconnected with) the Night Side series – “a town, where legends, human and otherwise, go out to live their lives as belief in them dies” on the brink of apocalypse (or apocalypses)…

 

RATING:
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Cover art from Killing Pretty, seventh book in the series

 

 

(14) RICHARD KADREY –

SANDMAN SLIM (2009 – 2021)

 

How could I resist a hero – or anti-hero – named Stark? No simple revenant clawing his way out of the grave – James Stark or the titular Sandman Slim is a revenant who claws his way like a badass out of hell. Literally. The first book (and series) had me at hell – I have a soft spot for heroes back from the dead, or even better, gone to hell and back. Stark is a naturally talented magician (not wizard, because wizarding is for wimps like Harry Potter) in the secret magical underworld of Los Angeles and falls afoul of one of his colleagues, who sends him straight to hell, before stealing the keys to the universe to return to our world for revenge on those who dealt out his damnation. And that’s just where the first book starts!

The other books in the series up the ante even more – from hell coming to Los Angeles and Los Angeles going to hell…

The series might well be described as dark fantasy noir or occult detective fiction, sharply written with an engaging cast of characters, not least Sandman Slim himself (whom I can’t help but picture as author Richard Kadrey). If you read contemporary fantasy, you must read Sandman Slim. Where the hell is the screen adaptation?

 

RATING:
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(15) JAMES LOVEGROVE –

PANTHEON (2009 – 2019)

 

“Watch closely, everyone. I’m going to show you how to kill a god”

That’s not from James Lovegrove’s Pantheon series – it’s from the film Princess Mononoke – but it captures much of the same spirit (heh).

The premise of his Pantheon series is straightforward – each is a standalone story with a human military or paramilitary protagonist reacting to or resisting one of the titular pantheons of gods (and goddesses) literally returning to the modern world to rule it. Note that standalone as each story features only one pantheon at a time – they don’t return in combination or all at once, although that would make an interesting premise of competing pantheons. Obviously the titular pantheon in the first book The Age of Ra is the Egyptian one – the series continues through The Age of Zeus, The Age of Odin, and so on.

The premise of these series particularly resonates with me because it reflects my own unwritten – and let’s face it, only partly baked – story ideas involving the same premise, both for single pantheons and multiple pantheons returning in combination. So kudos for Lovegrove for actually baking the cake and icing it – although I suppose there’s still room for competing pantheons.

It’s a similarly dark premise to David Brin’s Thor Meets Captain America (and even more so its sequel The Life Eaters) – hence why I also like those works as well. And it’s a somewhat parallel premise to that of a higher entry on this list.

 

RATING:

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Cover 1995 Ace Books paperback edition – the edition I own

 

 

(16) SEAN STEWART –

RESURRECTION MAN TRILOGY (1995-2000)

 

Stephen King meets Ibsen. Trust me.” – Neal Stephenson.

Contemporary fantasy or magical realism in which magic comes bubbling back into our world as a wild and uncontrollable elemental force, coalescing as beings from the force of Jungian collective unconscious.

And it is very much Jungian collective unconscious, pointed out in exposition by way of a stand-up comedy routine (a device of exposition I have not encountered elsewhere) – as opposed to Freudian, although I would like to have seen a fantasy based on the elemental forces of magic bubbling out of our Freudian unconscious.

Admittedly, I found the world-building more intriguing than the actual story in Resurrection Man, which doles out that world-building in fragments and hints – a world “profoundly altered by WWII and the increasingly monstrous magic it unleashed’, first as golems from the camps and then as minotaurs from the American ghettoes. A world in which China is superpower – not through economics as in our world, but through geomancy or feng shui.

That world formed the setting for two other books by Stewart with more intriguing stories, Night Watch and the World Fantasy Award winning Galveston. In the latter, the Texan city has been isolated and divided by the flood of magic, literally into a normal ‘non-magical’ half, scraping and scavenging its living from the increasingly derelict remnants of science or technology, and Carnival, an endless magical Mardis Gras celebration.

His novel Mockingbird had a similar theme, but on a family rather than world scale.

Sadly, after this creative flurry of novels in the nineties and noughties, Stewart moved from writing novels to writing interactive fiction or games.

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Cover Prometheus 2009 paperback edition

 

 

(17) MARK CHADBOURN –

THE AGE OF MISRULE (1999 – 2009)

 

The magic goes away…and the magic comes back.

Those two tropes – two of my favorites in fantasy – pretty much sum up the premise of this trilogy, or more precisely trilogy of trilogies with The Age of Misrule as the first trilogy (followed by The Dark Age as second trilogy and The Kingdom of the Serpent as third trilogy).

It’s not an analogy used by the books but the magic struck me as like the Ice Age we are still in, with the magic going away corresponding to the interglacial period on which the rise of human civilization depended – and precariously rests. Just as the return of Ice Age glaciation would threaten to overwhelm our civilization, so too with the return of magic in these books – except less threatening to do so than actually doing so.

Give or take just a little, the series matches up with the trope description for The Magic Comes Back in TV Tropes:

“The past was an exciting time to live in: Magic was real, mythological creatures roamed the Earth, and humans lived side by side with elves, dwarves, hobbits and the rest. Such a shame that it didn’t last and we’re stuck with plain, old boring mundane life. But wait, reports are coming in that something strange is happening all over the planet: Mysterious creatures thought only to exist in storybooks have been sighted in isolated areas and their numbers are increasing with each passing day. Some humans are starting to exhibit fantastical powers that science can’t explain…What’s going on? Why, the exact opposite of The Magic Goes Away. Maybe it completely disappeared at one point or maybe it didn’t exist at all. Regardless of the past situation, however, magic is back and, as a result, can often pave the way for an urban fantasy setting. If magic and science are inherently opposed then certain areas of civilization may revert to a primitive form.”

Yeah – you can check off almost all those points in Age of Misrule. In this case, the titular magic apocalypse is a fairy apocalypse. No, not fairies as in cute little gossamer-winged pixies like Tinkerbell. We’re talking the older fairies of British and Irish folklore – most aptly styled as the Fair Folk, itself a euphemism for things that would flay you and walk around in your skin. In fairness (heh), only one of the two warring groups of fairies – the Fomorians – is so extreme as to literally flay you and walk around in your skin. The other group, the Golden Ones or Tuatha de Danaan, aren’t as extreme – or least more indifferent to wanting to flay you and walk around in your skin.

Fortunately, one effect of the magic coming back is that there are humans who can use it to save the day – the Brothers and Sisters of Dragons.

“You can’t bring back the gods and demons of Celtic mythology without a few side-effects, though. Cue rolling blackouts, alien abductions, lycanthropes, spooky visitations, psychopathic goblins…”

 

 

RATING:

B-TIER (HIGH TIER)

 

 

 

Viking 2024 hardcover edition – the edition I own

 

(18) LEV GROSSMAN –

THE BRIGHT SWORD (2024)

 

I previously read his Magicians trilogy (and also saw its adaptation as TV series) – which in a nutshell, combines a dark adult version of Hogwarts with a dark adult version of Narnia, Brakebills University and Fillory respectively.

In The Magicians, magic is dangerous. And it costs, usually in sacrifice or profound loss. That’s whether it’s the curriculum of spells in Brakebills University or other sources of magic elsewhere. To paraphrase Hemingway, magic tends to break everyone (although most of the magicians are somewhat broken in the first place) – but those that will not break, it kills.

The Bright Sword does something similar to Arthurian epic – or more precisely post-Arthurian epic:

“The first major Arthurian epic of the new millennium, The Bright Sword is steeped in tradition, complete with duels and quests, battles and tournaments, magic swords and Fisher Kings. It’s also a story about imperfect men and women, full of strength and pain, trying to reforge a broken land in spite of being broken themselves”.

Aspiring knight Collum arrives at Camelot to prove his quality for the Round Table – two weeks too late, as King Arthur has died at the Battle of Camlann with only a handful of Arthur’s knights left, the self-professed dregs of the Round Table.

 

RATING:

B-TIER (HIGH TIER)

 

 

X-TIER (WILD TIER)

 

 

Screencaps of the Hookland account (left) and Neoltitude account (right) on Twitter as at 6 November 2025

 

 

(19) HOOKLAND & NEOLTITUDE

 

Hookland is reminiscent of my top 10 entry for Night Vale, similarly an eldritch fantasy kitchen sink setting – but where Night Vale leans more to conspiracy theory and urban myth (as well as outright Lynchian surreal fantasy), Hookland leans more to English folklore, ghosts and the fair folk.

The key distinction – by which Hookland ranks as wild tier special mention rather than a top 10 entry as for Night Vale – is that where Night Vale has spread from its original podcast to books, Hookland remains in its original form as a ‘web original’ project on social media, primarily (at least for this reader) through the Hookland Guide Twitter profile (which dates back to 2014). Indeed – I yearn for books from Hookland, although it is perhaps apt that Hookland Guide is almost as elusive as Hookland itself, teased though gossamer strands and tantalizing threads on Twitter. I understand that it is a collaborative project, with its origin (and prime mover) in author David Southwell.

Another key distinction, albeit not to my fantasy rankings, is that where Night Vale is primarily narrated through the town’s community radio broadcaster, Hookland is narrated through a number of voices – dramatis personae teased out through threads across time, from witches to police detectives. Despite the consistency of narrator in Night Vale, Night Vale and Hookland – like the best fantasy or SF in general – doles out their mythos or world-building in doses, mostly hints and oblique references. For Hookland, however, these are in sore need – at least to this reader – of compilation in more formal reference, such as an encyclopedia or wiki, even as pages in Wikipedia or TV Tropes (from which it is sadly absent). The closest thing is the working map of Hookland posted

Despite Night Vale being an American desert town and Hookland an English county, both are similarly amorphous – not quite fixed in time and space, although remaining within the confines of their respective nations (albeit as quasi-independent entities), and dotted with distinctive landmarks.

As I said, Hookland leans more to English folklore, notably ghost and fair folk – but has many more elements in its fantasy kitchen sink setting, all the way to technofantasy or SF, such as the Hum, electricity pylons as latter day ley lines and mystic transcendence.

 

Neoltitude is evocative magical realist short-form poetry or surreal fantasy micro-fiction on Twitter, hence its joint entry in this wild tier special mention.

Like haikus – but, you know, instead of the formal structure of three phrases and seventeen syllables, it’s a limit of 240 characters, as each tweet is its own embedded story.

I’ve encountered quite a bit of microfiction on Twitter but Neoltitude is the one to which I keep coming back. Of course, that’s because I follow them, so it would be more accurate to say they’re the one I stuck with or never left in the first place.

That’s because they’re good – always evocative, often haunting or beautiful images that burn themselves into your psyche. Much like the angels or gods that are their frequent subject.

And because they’re fun – leavened with wit and humor.

 

RATING:
X-TIER (WILD TIER)

 

 

Classic cover art by Boris Vallejo for Tarnsman of Gor – questionable book content but quintessential fantasy art!

 

 

(20) FANTASY ART

 

On the face of it, this may not appear to be my usual kinky entry I throw in among my wilder special mentions as my final or twentieth special mention – but it is, o yes, it is.

Fantasy art – the art illustrating subjects from cinematic or literary fantasy, whether as art of itself or book covers and film posters or promotional art.

You know the ones – the ones from about the 1970s onwards, particularly in the pulpier book covers. Conan books as well as comics, particularly in the archetypal Conan pose with leg cling – the leg cling of course being the scantily clad damsel clinging to the warrior’s leg.

And that reference to the Conan pose alone shows where the kink comes in – that fantasy art tends to default to pinup art, for both male and female subjects.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that – we’re talking Frank Frazetta, Boris Vallejo and Luis Royo among others.

Perhaps the pinnacle of fantasy pin-up cover art is for Gor – the book covers for the Gor series, the best of which was by Boris Vallejo. The books may be pure pulp in content – I’ve never read them, but I know the basic premise – but that content, which I understand to be increasingly of female bondage and submission as the series goes on, is perfect for for pinup fantasy art.

 

RATING:

X-TIER (WILD TIER)

Top Tens – Tropes & Other: Top 10 Geological Time Periods (Revised)

Geological time scale, proportionally represented as a log-spiral with some major events in Earth’s history by Jarred C Lloyd for Wikipedia “Geologic Time Scale” licensed under https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/deed.en

 

 

TOP 10 GEOLOGICAL TIME PERIODS

 

 

We’re talking the big time – the geological time that was my first special mention for my Top 10 Ages. As I said there, geological time consists of time periods so vast that the ages of human history, indeed the entirety of human history or even human prehistory, are blinks of the eye in comparison – time measured in geological strata and based on events throughout the history of the planet itself, a time span of about 4.5 billion years or so.

But which of those geological time periods are the best or most interesting?

Technically speaking, not all of my geological time period entries are from the 22 periods formally defined as such. Most of them are but there’s one era and a couple of epochs. In order of length of time, there are eons, eras, periods, epochs, and ages – 4 formally defined eons divided into 10 formal eras divided into those 22 formal periods divided into 37 formal epochs divided into 96 formal ages. (There are also some sub-periods and sub-epochs, as well as a few informal epochs and ages).

However, the eons are simply too long – ranging from about half a billion to almost two billion years – to be distinctive enough to rank in my top ten. The eras are also too long to be distinctive. Apart from our own era, the Cenozoic Era, as the shortest at 66 million years, eras range from 185.9 million to 900 millon years. Interestingly, the two longest eras – the Mesoproterozoic (600 million years) and Paleoproterozoic (900 millon years) – are longer than the two shortest eons. The names of those eras demonstrates the recurring convention of being the new (“neo”), middle (“meso”) and old (“paleo”) parts of their era, compounding their lack of distinctiveness.

Epochs similarly tend not to be particularly distinctive – with the recurring convention of being the “upper”, “middle” and “lower” parts of their period, for example the Upper Jurassic, Middle Jurassic, and Lower Jurassic.

Hence, my top ten entries are almost all periods – that is, the formally defined periods in geological time, with the exception of my two top spots as epochs.

Spoiler alert – since I have my human and mammalian bias, no prizes for guessing which two epochs take the top spots, albeit with dinosaurs as close runners-up.

And yes – despite the relatively long introduction, this is one of shallow dip top tens.

 

(1) HOLOCENE EPOCH (11,700 YEARS AGO – PRESENT)

 

The Age of Humans, yeah!

Yes, it’s our present epoch. It rules

It followed the Last Glacial Period, with the titular Holocene glacial retreat.

It also coincided with the Neolithic Age – as well as all human prehistory and history after that.

Unfortunately, it also has the ongoing Holocene extinction, the sixth big extinction event in Earth’s geological history, because of – ahem – us.

 

A mollweide map of Earth 21,000 years ago, overlayed by a black outline of present-day countries in their respective locations, by Christopher R. Scotese and Nicky M. Wright, feature image for Wikipedia “Pleistocene” under license https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/deed.en

 

(2) PLEISTOCENE EPOCH (2.6 MILLION – 11,700 YEARS AGO)

 

The Ice Age, yeah!

The preceding epoch to our own.

One of a number of Earth’s ice ages – but the most recent and popularized one, the one everyone thinks of when they say Ice Age, hence the capitalization (or being called the Great Ice Age).

Of course, its popularity is aided by its famed mammalian megafauna – mammoths and all – as well as our presence, the Pleistocene largely corresponding with the Paleolithic Age and evolution of modern humans, albeit our own species only evolved in the last 10% of it or so.

Also noted for the Late Pleistocene extinctions – not quite up there with the big extinction events but notable none the less for the extinction of megafauna, again probably due to, ahem, us. The Late Pleistocene also saw the extinction of all other human species but our own – as well as the spread of modern humans beyond Africa, including to the Americas and Australasia.

 

 

A mollweide map of Earth 105 million years ago, overlayed by a black outline of present-day countries in their respective locations, by Christopher R. Scotese and ors, as feature image for Wikipedia “Cretaceous” under license https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/deed.en

 

 

(3) CRETACEOUS PERIOD (143 – 66 MILLION YEARS AGO)

 

The Age of Dinosaurs, yeah!

Technically that’s non-avian dinosaurs since the avian dinosaurs continued as birds. That includes the most well-known and popular dinosaurs, ironically including most of those in Jurassic Park – which really should have been called Cretaceous Park but that doesn’t roll off the tongue the same way.

Ended with the most well-known of all extinction events, the one that killed the dinosaurs – the Cretaceous-Paleogene or K-Pg extinction event, although I prefer its former and catchier name of K-T or Cretaceous-Tertiary extinction event. Surprisingly not the biggest extinction event – even if it did kill 75% or more of all animal and marine species – but the most abrupt, brought about by the impact of a 10-15 km wide asteroid at Chicxulub in Mexico.

 

 

A mollweide map of Earth 170 million years ago, overlayed by a black outline of present-day countries in their respective locations, by Christopher R. Scotese and ors, as feature image for Wikipedia “Jurassic” under license https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/deed.en

 

 

(4) JURASSIC PERIOD (201 – 143 MILLION YEARS AGO)

 

Dinosaurs again, hell yeah!

Probably the most famous period of geological time, thanks to its titular use in the Jurassic film franchise.

It kind of just blurs into the following Cretaceous Period, aptly enough given the use of Cretaceous dinosaurs in the Jurassic film franchise.

It did, however, have a definitive start – with the Triassic-Jurassic extinction event. Dinosaurs can’t complain too much about extinction events because that’s how they and the Jurassic Period got their start – albeit it was less of an asteroid bang and more of a whimper of ocean anoxia, ocean acidification, and elevated temperatures (probably volcanic in origin).

 

 

A mollweide map of Earth 225 million years ago, overlayed by a black outline of present-day countries in their respective locations, by Chrisopher R. Scotese and ors as feature image for Wikipedia “Triassic” under license https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/deed.en

 

 

(5) TRIASSIC PERIOD (252 – 201 MILLION YEARS AGO)

 

The Age of Reptiles, yeah!

Well, the start of it, and not dinosaurs – or rather, not just dinosaurs. Sure, they were around, originating in this period but were not dominant until after the Triassic-Jurassic extinction event. Mammals also originated in this period but they needed a second extinction event for their dominance.

The Triassic not only ended but began with an extinction event, preceded as it was by the Permian-Triassic extinction event.

 

 

A mollweide map of Earth 275 million years ago, overlayed by a black outline of present-day countries in their respective locations, by Christopher R. Scotese and ors as feature image for Wikipedia “Permian” under license https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/deed.en

 

 

(6) PERMIAN PERIOD (299 – 252 MILLION YEARS AGO)

 

Amniotes, yeah!

Wait, what are amniotes? Essentially the origin of all non-amphibian terrestrial vertebrate animals.

It ended with the biggest extinction event in Earth’s history, the Permian-Triassic extinction event – also known as the Great Dying – estimated to have wiped out 90-95% of all marine species and 70% of those on land. Volcanic eruptions are hypothesized as the primary cause, with widespread climate change.

Sadly, the trilobites died out too.

 

A mollweide map of Earth 390 million years ago, overlayed by a black outline of present-day countries in their respective locations, by Christopher R. Scotese and ors, as feature image for Wikipedia “Devonian”, under license https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/deed.en

 

 

(7) DEVONIAN PERIOD (419 – 359 MILLION YEARS AGO)

 

The Age of Fishes, yeah!

Also – coelacanths!

Don’t worry – the land also saw life, indeed the rapid evolutionary “colonization” by and diversification of life on land that continued from the preceding Silurian Period and is known as the Silurian-Devonian Terrestrial Revolution.

Plants evolved leaves, true roots and seeds in what is called the greening of the land of Devonian explosion.

The earliest land animals, predominantly arthropods, became well-established, having colonised land at least two periods before, while fish began flexing towards becoming the ancestors of all four-limbed vertebrates.

No, really – “their more robust and muscled pectoral and pelvic fins gradually evolved into forelimbs and hindlimbs, though they were not fully established for life on land until the Late Carboniferous”.

Sadly ended with – you guessed it – an extinction event (or two), in this case the Late Devonian extinction event, one of the big five in Earth’s history, with an estimated 40% of marine life going extinct. Happily, trilobites made it through to last until the Permian.

 

A mollweide map of Earth 430 million years ago, overlayed by a black outline of present-day countries in their respective locations, by Christopher R. Scotese and ors, as feature image for Wikipedia “Silurian” under license https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/deed.en

 

 

(8) SILURIAN PERIOD (443 – 419 MILLION YEARS AGO)

 

It would probably earn its place from being the other half of the Silurian-Devonian Terrestrial Revolution alone – also saw the first jawed and bony fish.

Loses points for spiders.

Also bounced back from the Ordovician-Silurian extinction event, another of the big five extinction events – which in the case of the Ordovician-Silurian extinction event caused up to 60% of all marine species wiped out.

Speaking of which…

 

 

 

A mollweide map of Earth 465 million years ago, overlayed by a black outline of present-day countries in their respective locations, by Christopher R. Scotese and ors, as feature image for Wikipedia “Silurian” under license https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/deed.en

 

 

(9) ORDOVICIAN PERIOD (488 – 443 MILLION YEARS AGO)

 

The Great Ordovician Biodiversity Event – the massive diversification of marine life, including jawless fish. While most life was marine, it also saw the emergence of land plants and possibly arthropods.

And then as usual, after life had crawled or swam its way up, the planet punched it in the guts – with one of the big five extinction events, the Ordovician-Silurian extinction event, which wiped out up to 60% of all marine species, as the great southern supercontinent Gondawana moved over the South Pole and the planet plunged into glaciation.

 

 

A mollweide map of Earth 510 million years ago, overlayed by a black outline of present-day countries in their respective locations by Christopher R. Scotese and ors, as feature image for Wikipedia “Cambrian” under license https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/deed.en

 

 

(10) CAMBRIAN PERIOD (542 – 488 MILLION YEARS AGO)

 

Life on Earth, yeah!

Well, not really. Life originated long before, perhaps as early as 3.7 billion years ago or so, about 800 million years after the formation of the Earth itself, but it only got interesting in the Cambrian Period, with the so-called Cambrian Explosion.

Arthropods, molluscs and chordates, oh my!

Mostly in water but still.

Also – trilobites, yeah!

That’s right, it took until the last 10% or so of all of Earth’s timespan for life to get interesting. Before that, the majority of living organisms were unicellular, although there was some multicellular life for about a billion or so years before the Cambrian Period. Life on Earth as we know it resembles nothing more than a painstakingly slow crawl before a mad sprint to the finish line in the last tenth of the track.

Don’t get too excited though – life on Earth was still almost entirely in water. There’s evidence of some microbial life on land, with some speculation as to land plants or even arthropods or molluscs venturing onto land but nothing solid until the subsequent period.

As usual with life, it was two steps forward, one step back – or more usually, almost two steps back). The later half of the Cambrian “was surprisingly barren” with declining biodiversity (until the subsequent Ordovician Period) and of course the Cambrian ended with – you guessed it – another extinction event, the Cambrian-Ordovician extinction event, albeit not one of the big five extinction events.

Top Tens – Heroes & Villains: Top 10 Villains of Mythology (9) Orcus & Demogorgon

Collage of the first edition D & D Monster Manual art for Orcus (left) and Demogorgon (right), the latter the model for the figurine in Stranger Things. In my opinion, Demogorgon definitely won out between them in art – but both benefited from the more refined art throughout subsequent editions

 

 

(9) ORCUS & DEMOGORGON

 

Yes – it’s another of my matched pair of villains, originating in classical mythology or literature (kind of) but raised in profile and matched as a pair by their adaptation as demon lords in Dungeons and Dragons.

Demogorgon has achieved particular pop culture status through adaptation as an extra-dimensional antagonist in the Stranger Things TV series, especially in the first season when it was a singular antagonist, the Demogorgon – although people forget that within the narrative of the first season, the characters called it the Demogorgon based on its visual resemblance to a figurine of the Dungeons and Dragons demon lord.

“Orcus was a god of the underworld, punisher of broken oaths in Etruscan and Roman mythology. As with Hades, the name of the god was also used for the underworld itself”. Ultimately, he was conflated with the primary god of the underworld (Hades or Pluto).

TV Tropes has a trope for Orcus on his throne, where an antagonist is powerful to the point of potential victory or “the potential to wipe out the forces of good” but seemingly sits around doing nothing. It’s a surprisingly prolific trope.

Ironically for his higher profile, Demogorgon is less clear in origin as a deity or demon associated with the underworld. “Although often ascribed to Greek mythology, the name probably arises from an unknown copyist’s misreading of a commentary by a fourth-century scholar…The concept itself can be traced back to the original misread term demiurge”.

Interestingly, John Milton paired Orcus with Demogorgon in Paradise Lost (among Demogorgon’s other surprisingly prolific references in literature or poetry) but it’s their pairing as demon lords in Dungeons and Dragons that earns them their entry here as a matched pair – particularly that they were famously antagonistic to each other in the game lore.

 

 

RATING:

A-TIER (TOP TIER)

Top Tens – Heroes & Villains: Top 10 Heroes of Mythology (Special Mention) (9) Beowulf

I will never tire of this promotional still featuring Grendel’s hot mother with heels from the 2007 Beowulf film. Or in other words – phwoah!

 

 

(9) BEOWULF

 

“I…AM…BEOWULF!”

The most enduring mythic character – along with antagonists Grendel and Grendel’s mother (with the subsequent dragon tending to be overlooked for that more intriguing mother and son duo) – from “the oldest surviving work of fiction in the English language, written sometime between 700 and 1000 AD”.

Indeed it’s so old – how old is it? Older than yo momma (but not Grendel’s momma) – “that the language it’s written in is barely recognizable as English” and it is more correctly described as Old English.

Like the Iliad and Odyssey earlier in these special mentions, it is an epic poem, but in Beowulf’s case it is “in the tradition of Germanic heroic legend”. The story, set in pagan Scandinavia, is reasonably well known, at least in outline, and is in an effective three-part structure that perhaps has added to its enduring appeal.

Beowulf, a “hero of the Geats” (in southern Sweden), “comes to the aid of Hrothgar, the king of the Danes” (once again gloomy Denmark pops up in classic literature), “whose mead hall Heorot has been under attack by the monster Grendel for twelve years”. In the first part, Beowulf faces off with Grendel, tearing off his arm and slaying him. In the second, Beowulf faces off against Grendel’s monstrous mother out for vengeance and slays her too. Yass hero, slay! Although he slays her in a very different sense in the 2007 film adaptation – not surprisingly given she appears as a golden form of her voice actress Angelina Jolie, complete with high heels! In the third, Beowulf, now a king in his elderly years, faces off and defeats a dragon, but “is mortally wounded in the battle”.

J.R.R. Tolkien wrote on the difficulty of translating Beowulf in an essay (“On translating Beowulf”). On the subject of J.R.R. Tolkien, here’s a shoutout to him as an enduring influence on adapting or interpreting Beowulf through his study of the epic poem, in lectures or his essay, as well as Beowulf as an enduring influence on Tolkien (“Beowulf is among my most valued sources”) – and through him on modern literary fantasy.

You might know Beowulf’s influence on Tolkien and modern literary fantasy through a little book Tolkien wrote called The Lord of the Rings. Although personally I tend to see more of the direct overlap through The Hobbit – with Bilbo as Beowulf, Gollum as Grendel, and Smaug as, well, the dragon. Sadly, no Grendel’s mother though.

 

RATING:

A-TIER (TOP TIER)

Top Tens – Mythology: Top 10 Mythologies (Special Mention: Complete Twilight of the Gods Rankings)

Netflix official promotional art for their TV series Twilight of the Gods

 

 

TOP 10 MYTHOLOGIES

(SPECIAL MENTION: COMPLETE TWILIGHT OF THE GODS RANKINGS)

 

 

No, not a repetition of ranking mythologies by their apocalypses but more metaphorically in terms of their decline in actual or active belief in them.

These essentially fall on a sliding cultural-religious scale – from those that have declined to cultural impact or influence with diminished, if any, belief in them, to those that remain as the subject of active or actual belief at the religious end of the scale.

Surprisingly, my special mentions increase the number of mythologies that rank in the religious end of the scale, albeit not necessarily as the subject of religions rather than other forms of active or actual belief, such that somewhat over half my top ten mythologies and twenty special mentions (five of my top ten mythologies and thirteen of my twenty special mentions) rank in the religious end of the scale.

 

CULTURAL

 

(1) FAIRIES

 

Fairies rank in top spot for twilight of the gods – or is that twilight of the godlings (a la the book title by Francis Young)?

That is, at the far cultural end of the scale, enduring in cultural influence but not in actual belief. That’s because believing in fairies (at the bottom of the garden) has become proverbial for gullibility (and calling something a fairy tale as the proverbial expression of disparaging belief in it).

 

(2) DRAGONS

 

Here were dragons?

Dragons rank just below fairies at the far cultural end of the scale – that is, enduring in cultural influence but not in actual belief and almost as proverbial as fairies for symbolizing something as a myth or fantasy, now long-gone as the subject of belief.

 

(3) GIANTS

 

“There were giants in the earth in those days”.

Even in the Book of Genesis, giants are almost as proverbial as fairies or dragons for symbolizing something as myth or fantasy, now long gone, arguably reflecting the origin of giants in adults from a child’s perspective – and hence rank close to them at the far cultural end of the scale.

 

(4) LEGENDARY CREATURES

 

Similar to dragons and giants, it goes with the adjective legendary – as opposed to cryptids.

 

(5) TAROT

 

I’ve ranked the Tarot high up at the cultural end of the scale for twilight of the gods – just under fairies, dragons, giants and legendary creatures. Even when used for divination, it has always been a novelty rather than the subject of serious belief. Indeed, it started as a game and it is only in its modern form that it has any degree of serious belief as a means of divination.

 

(6) MIDDLE EASTERN (BABYLO-SUMERIAN)

 

(7) EGYPTIAN

 

(8) CELTIC (ARTHURIAN)

 

(9) NORSE

 

(10) CLASSICAL

 

For the most part, these top ten mythologies have faded away in the twilight of their gods from the realm of any active religion or ritual, except for the small sliver from modern paganism or neo-paganism.

Classical mythology was particularly poignant, with Olympian gods fading away. Or even dying, as was famously reported for Pan – “Pan is dead!”

Although ironically, as the argument does, Pan was the one Olympian god who did not die, being reborn with his goat-hooved and goat-halved form as the guise of the Christian Devil – better to reign in a Christian hell than to serve in an Olympian heaven I suppose. Sadly, it seems that argument is overstated but I prefer to believe it.

However, these mythologies still retain cultural impact or influence – and I’ve ranked them in ascending order, as the more cultural recognition they have, the closer they come to approximating religion or ritual.

 

(11) VAMPIRES

 

I have to rank vampires at the cultural end of the scale, but surprisingly less so than classical, Norse or Egyptian mythology as there are still outliers of active belief in them even in the twenty-first century – with people even being killed as vampires (in Malawi 2002-2003 and 2017). There is of course also their substantial cultural impact and influence, as well as belief in them enduring for a remarkably long period of time.

 

(12) LYCANTHROPES

 

Similar to vampires, with some outliers of belief.

 

RELIGIOUS

 

(13) CRYPTIDS

 

Yes, there’s no cryptid religions as such – although something like the Church of the Mothman would be a hoot to see – but cryptids have to tip the scale into active or actual belief in them. After all, it’s what distinguishes cryptids from legendary creatures – serious belief that they do, in fact, exist out there somewhere.

 

(14) ATLANTIS & BERMUDA TRIANGLE

 

Similar to cryptids, Atlantis and the Bermuda Triangle just tip the scale into the territory of active or actual belief in them, albeit very limited (I hope). And let’s face it – between the two of them, it’s probably the Bermuda Triangle that’s doing the heavy lifting in terms of people believing in it.

 

(15) URBAN LEGENDS

 

Similar to the preceding entries, urban legends tip the scales into active or actual belief in them – it’s kind of the point of an urban legend that it’s a “true story”, at least in some kernel of belief even if we mostly believe otherwise.

 

(16) CONSPIRACY THEORIES

 

Pretty much the same as urban legends, although conspiracy theories have more in the way of true believers – it’s again kind of the point of conspiracy theories.

 

(17) UFO

 

Now we’re getting into the territory of actual religion on the religious scale. Yes – there are UFO religions, although I anticipate that they remain a much smaller part of active or actual belief in UFOs as extraterrestrial aliens or something similar.

 

(18) DISCORDIANISM

 

Discordianism was tricky to rank. There’s probably more people with actual or active belief in the few preceding entries – cryptids, Atlantis and the Bermuda Triangle, urban legends, conspiracy theories and UFOs – but with the exception of a few weird UFO cults, usually not as part of a religion. Of course, with Discordianism, that may be a religion disguised as a joke or a joke disguised as a religion.

When you throw in parody religions in general, that’s probably enough to bump it up the religious scale, ranking it with UFOs where that scale just tips into actual religions, albeit at the lowest or smallest level.

 

 

(19) NATIVE AMERICAN (LAKOTA)

 

(20) MESO-AMERICAN (AZTEC)

 

And now we get to two of my top ten mythologies that persist in active religious belief, albeit on a small scale. There are practitioners of native American religions but their numbers are largely a matter of speculation, although unlikely to exceed a million and indeed estimates go lower than 10,000 or so. Arguably they punch above their religious weight in cultural influence and the preservation of Native American sacred sites.

The persistence of meso-American mythologies in active religious belief is harder to track but I speculate them to have higher numbers than their northern native American counterparts simply due to larger population. As I understand it, “the Aztecs abandoned their rites and merged their own religious beliefs with Catholicism, whereas the relatively autonomous Maya kept their religion as the core of their beliefs and incorporated varying degrees of Catholicism.”

 

(21) PAGANISM

 

Paganism would arguably be the archetype for the twilight of the gods – as the combination of all the pantheons eclipsed by Christianity. And yet, here it is in the religious part of the scale for twilight of the gods, not only because of its enduring cultural persistence – arguably as elements of belief in contemporary religions, particularly Christianity – but even more so its modern revival or reconstruction as religion, which pushes it into the religious side of the scale. The number of practitioners of modern paganism are still relatively small worldwide but would place it among what Wikipedia classifies as medium religions – 1 million or more. Indeed, there are estimates of 1 million adherents of modern paganism in the United States alone.

Given that Discordianism is a tiny (and somewhat obscure) subset of paganism – and one that is hard to tell whether it is a joke disguised as a religion or a religion disguised as a joke – I obviously had to rank paganism further along the religious scale than Discordianism.

 

(22) AFRO-AMERICAN (VOODOO)

 

Voodoo, or more broadly, Afro-American diaspora religion in general, which may well rank among major world religions in number of adherents but for the difficulty of estimating with any precision due to “its diverse, decentralized nature and syncretism with other faiths”. Even so, it is estimated at 60 million adherents.

 

(23) SHAMANISM

 

Shamanism might seem up (or down) there with paganism in its twilight of gods, clinging to the residual tribal religions of the world, except that like paganism, shamanism and tribal religions have had their modern revival or reconstruction. As such, you can argue that shamanism effectively incorporates Native American, Meso-American and even Afro-American mythology or religion within it – hence the more religious ranking.

I was tempted to rank it as even more religious, potentially as the most religious, on the argument that there’s the recurring shamanic nature or elements argued for all religions, as by Weston La Barre in The Ghost Dance – but I drew the line here.

 

(24) ZEN

 

Zen outranks most other mythologies for persistence and endurance in cultural influence and religious belief, given that I use it as representative of Buddhism (and Taoism) in general

 

(25) TANTRA

 

There’s not too much information about the number of genuine tantra practitioners out there – that it is an esoteric tradition suggests I might have ranked it too highly in terms of religious belief but because it is a tradition or reflects elements within Hinduism (and Buddhism) to the extent of prolific er0tic temple sculpture, it seemed appropriate to rank it just under the next entry.

Speaking of which…

 

(26) HINDU

 

(27) BIBLICAL

 

‘Nuff said – no surprises here for these entries from my top ten mythologies, except perhaps I rank three other entries as further on the religious end of the scale.

Hindu mythology underlies Hinduism, the third largest religion in the world, while Biblical mythology underlies Christianity as the first largest and arguably Islam as the second (as well as Judaism).

 

(28) WITCHCRAFT

 

Wait – witchcraft as even more religious than Hindu or Biblical mythology?

Am I referring to modern witchcraft or Wicca?

In short, no – or at least almost entirely not. I’m referring to the old witchcraft rather than modern witchcraft or Wicca – that is, the almost universal belief in witchcraft, including in the Bible itself, which not only features religious injunctions against witches but also an actual witch, the Witch of Endor. Hence the ranking above all but two other mythologies, because it features in almost all other mythologies.

You’d think that belief in witchcraft would not persist in the modern world but you’d be wrong. For one thing, it’s sobering to recall that the height of witch hunts and trials was not in the medieval period but the early modern one, not too far removed from the scientific revolution. For another, it persists as a subset of my next special mention entry and almost as prevalent, since it is intertwined. And for a last sobering thought, the persistence of beliefs in witchcraft in the modern world still has very real and fatal consequences, the latter particularly for those accused of it.

 

(29) MAGIC

 

In terms of persistence of belief, magic – and even more so magical thinking – would seem to outrank even the most religious of my top ten mythologies (or special mention entries) as it is almost universal to all of them, such that I rank it second only to one mythology on the religious side of the scale. As I like to quip, religion is just organized magic.

 

(30) GHOSTS

 

And here we are, with ghosts ranking as the most “religious” of all my top ten mythologies or special mentions – as in higher than actual or active belief than Biblical mythology or Hindu mythology with their major world religions, as well as higher than witchcraft or magic.

How so? There may not seem to be any ghost-religions as such but I have ranked it so high in terms of belief because almost all religions would seem to have some belief in ghosts, albeit more in terms of souls and afterlife. Indeed, it’s been argued (by Pascal Boyer in his book “Religion Explained: The Evolutionary Origins of Religious Thought”) that religion itself originated in the nearly universal belief that we persist in some form after our death (at least in the dreams of the living if nowhere else). Hence I have ranked ghosts so that they outrank all other mythologies that persist in actual or active belief.

Top Tens – Heroes & Villains: Top 10 Villains of Mythology (Special Mention) (8) Scylla & Charybdis

Odysseus in front of Scylla and Charybis, painting by Henry Fuseli, 1794-1796. Pretty sure that’s Scylla top right and Charybdis top left

 

 

(8) SCYLLA & CHARYBDIS

 

Yes – it’s another matched pair of villains, but from classical mythology and a pair that was canonically matched in their mythology.

Scylla and Charybdis were two sea monsters that Odysseus had to sail between in Homer’s Odyssey.

“Greek mythology sited them on opposite sides of the Strait of Messina between Sicily and Calabria, on the Italian mainland…They were regarded as maritime hazards located close enough to each other that they posed an inescapable threat to passing sailors; avoiding Charybdis meant passing too close to Scylla and vice versa.”

However, they weren’t equal hazards. Of the two, Charybdis was far more dangerous. Whereas Scylla would snatch up six sailors – one for each of her six ravenous heads – Charybdis would suck the whole ship down to the depths. Accordingly, you’d err on the side of Scylla.

And yes – you read that right when I said her. Scylla and Charybdis were female sea monsters. In the usual style of classical mythology, they were nymphs or demi-goddesses transformed into monsters by the gods. In some later versions, Scylla was adapted as a beautiful nymph transformed into her monstrous form. The reasons varied – as did the form, although it consistently involved six man-eating heads, which she would feed by snatching sailors from passing ships. In one version, the heads were those of dogs. Charybdis was somewhat more ambiguous in her origin and form, but the latter consistently involved her sucking or swallowing down water like a whirlpool or maelstrom.

Indeed, Charybdis was rationalized as an explanation for a coastal whirlpool, while Scylla was rationalized as a rock shoal, presumably with waves that could sweep sailors from a ship.

Between Scylla and Charybdis became a proverbial expression similar in meaning to between the devil and the deep blue sea, or similar expressions for a dilemma or choosing between evils. Indeed, I used to believe that the latter originated from the former, with Scylla as the man-eating devil and Charybdis swallowing you down into the deep blue sea. Sadly, the origin of the latter phrase is not clear but probably does not originate from the Odyssey.

 

RATING:

A-TIER (TOP TIER)

Top Tens – Fantasy & SF: Top 10 Fantasy Books (Complete & Revised – 2026)

Theatrical release poster for the 1982 Conan the Barbarian film – still arguably the defining image of fantasy in popular culture, so much so that it is often dubbed the Conan pose (as originating in pulp fiction covers, particularly when combined with the leg cling trope not in this poster)

 

“Fantasy isn’t just a jolly escape: It’s an escape, but into something far more extreme than reality, or normality. It’s where things are more beautiful and more wondrous and more terrifying.” – Terry Gilliam

Exactly what it says on the tin – counting down my Top 10 Fantasy Books.

In effect, it runs parallel to my Top 10 Literature list, albeit there is quite the fantasy overlap in that list, in that this is my top ten list of fantasy literature. Comics tend to be fantasy or SF – at least the ones I like – but I have a separate Top 10 Comics list. Similarly, I like many fantasy or SF films or TV series, but they have their own top ten lists.

But what is fantasy?

Magic is often seen as or argued to be the defining feature of fantasy, not least by me.

Which prompts to mind this quotation from TV Tropes – “Fantasy: it’s stuff with magic in it, not counting psychic powers, or magic from technology, or anything meant to frighten, or anything strongly religious, or the technology behind the magic that is magitek, or — where did that clean-cut definition go?”

Fictional genres can be notoriously difficult to define or difficult to distinguish from other fictional genres, with the two looming largest – and closest – to fantasy being science fiction and horror, with all three often being classed within the category of speculative fiction.

Again as per TV Tropes – “While the core of the fantasy genre is clear enough, there is no succinct definition that encompasses it all. The boundary with science fiction is notoriously ambiguous and the boundary with horror is often no less fuzzy.”

Indeed, I will note where science fiction or horror loom large or close to the fantasy for my entries.

That core of the fantasy genre is often defined as high fantasy – fantasy set in a so-called secondary world or world other than our own, even if linked to or evolving into our own in some way. Hence the counterpart of fantasy set in our own world is often defined as low fantasy. These distinctions within the genre of fantasy, usually classed as sub-genres of fantasy, intrigue me even more than the distinctions between fantasy and other genres – and fantasy sub-genres are worthy of their own top ten.

Whether in its core of hard fantasy or in other sub-genres, fantasy tends to be defined as such by common features or themes. And yes – magic or supernatural elements is the primary feature or theme, but not always. There are fantasy works with low or no magic.

Secondary worlds are another common feature or theme, as are imaginary beings or creatures – here be dragons! – and what TV Tropes calls the appeal to a pastoral ideal.

Anyway, here are my Top 10 Fantasy Books – or my Top 10 Fantasy Literature.

 

 

Paperback cover of the first book, The Will of the Many, published by Saga Press in 2023 – the edition I own

 

 

 

(10) JAMES ISLINGTON –

HIERARCHY (2023-2025)

 

My usual rule is to reserve my wildcard tenth place for the best entry from the present or previous year, although in this case I have bent the rule slightly as it was the second book of the series that was published in 2025 with the first book published in 2023. I’m still counting it within my usual rule – I make my own rules and break them anyway!

Australian fantasy writer? Epic fantasy modelled on the Roman Republic, except where the metaphorical become literal and citizens of lower classes have to cede half of their Will – their life force or physical and mental energy – to the citizens of classes above them? Protagonist rebelling against the imperial Republic literally draining the Will of its subjects? What’s not to love?

The Catenan Republic of the Hierarchy is a little like a pyramid scheme, except that only the chumps in the lowest class are left with half their Will. Each tier cedes Will to the tier above them, except all but the lowest tier is ceding half the Will they have received from the tier below them. Of course, the people at the top of each pyramid are powerful indeed, empowered by the strength of those below them without having to cede anything.

Will is also used to power magical technology – both that technology and the means to extract Will originate from their predecessors prior to the Cataclysm three centuries previously, the apocalypse that more than decimated the world – leaving only one in twenty alive. So, in effect combining a fantasy Rome with a fantasy Atlantis, not unlike my top entry…

 

RATING:

X-TIER (WILD TIER) – BEST OF 2025

 

 

 

 

(9) WILLIAM BROWNING SPENCER –

RESUME WITH MONSTERS (1995)

 

Great Cthulhu in a cubicle!

Yes – we’re talking a light fantasy evocation of Lovecraft’s Cthulhu Mythos.

Spencer delightfully combines a playful comedic style and observational humor to fantasy themes, as in Resume with Monsters, which combines the Cthulhu Mythos with satire of the corporate cubicle drone workplace.

Philip Kenan may not be the most reliable narrator of his experience as a worker in dead-end office cubicle drone jobs – between bouts of therapy and his unrequited quest to win back his ex-girlfriend Amelia, although he saved her (and quite possibly the world) from some…thing at their mutual previous employment (“the Doom That Came to MicroMeg”). Now he is routinely alert to signs of otherworldly incursions at his workplace.

Or perhaps he is simply lapsing into mental breakdown or outright insanity, symptoms of his obsession with H.P. Lovecraft’s “monsters” (his therapist noting that Lovecraft “was not in the pink of mental health”). An obsession born of his father’s own obsessive narration to him of the stories of Lovecraft, identifying it with the ‘System’ – “don’t let the System eat your soul”. An obsession that Philip Kenan tries to keep at bay by the equally obsessive emotional talisman of his own Lovecraftian novel, “The Despicable Quest”, which he has been constantly rewriting over twenty years until it has swollen to two thousand pages. Or perhaps all of the above.

It has a special resonance for those, like myself, who have always suspected a connection – nay unholy collusion! – between the soul-destroying corporate workplace and the soul-destroying dark entities of the Cthulhu Mythos. In my own experience as corporate cubicle drone, I suspected that the mind-numbingly boring files simply could not exist for their own purpose but had to have a more substantial and sinister purpose in inducing a receptive state or lack of resistance to otherworldly invasion. Of course, I was too smart for them, as I simply didn’t do my files…

 

SF & HORROR

 

It’s the Cthulhu Mythos – of course there’s an overlap with SF and (cosmic) horror!

 

RATING: 

A-TIER (TOP TIER)

*

 

 

(8) JAMES MORROW –

GODHEAD TRILOGY (1994-1999)

 

Religious and philosophical satire clothed in absurdist Vonnegutian fantasy – Morrow takes the Nietzschean theme that God is dead and makes it flesh, literally in the form of a two mile long corpse – or Corpus Dei – in the Atlantic Ocean.

This is the premise of the trilogy as a whole – particularly the opening of the first novel, Towing Jehovah. God is dead and the Vatican charges Captain Anthony Van Horne to tow the Corpus Dei with a supertanker to the Arctic Circle, to preserve it from decomposition, for possible resuscitation or at least for time to ponder the theological questions of the Deity’s death.

My favorite is the second of the trilogy, Blameless in Abaddon, where theodicy is made flesh – theodicy being the theological study of the problem of evil or suffering in the manner of the biblical Book of Job. It turns out that there’s life in the old God yet – and He’s about to be prosecuted in the World Court for the suffering of His Creation.

In the third book, The Eternal Footman, the last remnant of the Corpus Dei, God’s grinning skull or Cranium Dei, is in geosynchronous orbit over Times Square and Western civilization is collapsing as a people become ‘Nietzsche positive’ with their awareness of impending death (literally embodied in their own double or ‘fetch’).

 

SF & HORROR

 

Not really – it’s pretty much pure absurdist fantasy, although that’s not uncommon in works that are nominally SF.

 

RATING: 

A-TIER (TOP TIER)

 

2004 edition published by William Morrow & Company

 

 

 

(7) CHRISTOPHER MOORE –

PRACTICAL DEMONKEEPING (1992)

 

Christopher Moore is a writer of comic contemporary fantasy, who has combined the narrative voice (and Californian geography) of John Steinbeck and the comic absurdist fantasy of Kurt Vonnegut.

Like other writers, Moore has constructed his own storyverse, with its focus in California (Moore himself lives in San Francisco) and particularly the sleepy town of Pine Cove. Sleepy that is, until invaded by supernatural or othe forces such as Godzilla (the fantastically named Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove) or near-miss zombie apocalypses (The Stupidest Angel).

As for which Moore novel is my personal favorite, there’s some tight competition – such as the Bloodsucking Fiends vampire love trilogy set in San Francisco, A Dirty Job psychopompic thriller also set in San Francisco (which crosses over with Bloodsucking Fiends) or anothe fantastically named novel, The Island of the Sequined Love Nun (stepping outside the main Californian venue of his storyverse to the Micronesian Island of the Shark People).

However, I’ll go with his debut novel, Practical Demonkeeping, in which Pine Cove is invaded by a demon and its weary summoner:

“The good-looking one is one-hundred-year-old ex-seminarian and “roads” scholar Travis O’Hearn. The green one is Catch, a demon with a nasty habit of eating most of the people he meets. Behind the fake Tudor facade of Pine Cove, California, Catch sees a four-star buffet. Travis, on the other hand, thinks he sees a way of ridding himself of his toothy traveling companion. The winos, neo-pagans, and deadbeat Lotharios of Pine Cove, meanwhile, have other ideas. And none of them is quite prepared when all hell breaks loose.”

 

SF & HORROR

 

Not so much in this book and Moore predominantly keeps to fantasy but he occasionally dips a toe into SF in his books, as with the Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove.

He dips more than a toe into horror or dark fantasy, as with this book and his vampire books.

 

RATING:

A-TIER (TOP TIER)

*

Cover of the complete Drive-In Trilogy, paperback edition published 2020 by BookVoice Publishing

 

 

(6) JOE LANSDALE – THE DRIVE-IN TRILOGY (1988-2005)

*

Joe Landsale is a genre-hopping self-branded mojo storyteller so Texan his books positively drawl. His fantasy is never purely fantasy, as he writes books and stories (and comics!) in a number of genres, often at the same time. Westerns, of course – although he is from east Texas – but often of the Weird West, horror or so-called splatterpunk, mystery, suspense and thrillers.

A good introduction to Lonsdale is his short stories, which are particularly difficult to pin down in genre. I mean, how do you classify “Bubba Ho-Tep” (subsequently adapted into film starring none other than the Chin himself, Bruce Campbell) – in which an aged Elvis Presley and a black JFK battle a soul-sucking mummy in a nursing home? (No, seriously – Elvis Presley, having swapped with a double to opt out of fame. Not sure about JFK though – he claims the Conspiracy swapped his mind into his present body. Even Elvis is skeptical). Or his post-zombie apocalyptic “On the Far Side of the Cadillac Desert with Dead Folks”? “Frequent features of Lansdale’s writing are usually deeply ironic, strange or absurd situations or characters”. Indeed.

And perhaps none more bizarre than my introduction to Lansdale and still my favorite, although it is a little intense (if by intense you mean insane) – his 1988 book The Drive-In, or for its full title, The Drive-In: A ‘B’ Movie with Blood and Popcorn, Made in Texas. It starts as a normal summer Friday night horror movie marathon at the Orbit Drive-In in Texas. And then it becomes the horror-movie marathon, as they are trapped by a demonic grinning comet in the drive-in, beyond time in an eternal night – seemingly at the whim of the dark gods of B-grade movie horror, who lend a hand to all the base humanity on show with a little (or a lot) of some monstrosity of their own, with the Popcorn King.

Don’t eat the popcorn. It’s watching you.

A sequel – The Drive-In 2: Not Just One of Them Sequels – followed shortly after in 1989, with a third book (Drive in 3: The Bus Tour) in 2005 rounding out the Drive-In Trilogy.

 

SF & HORROR

 

As I said, genre-hopping – so this trilogy and Lansdale in general straddle the lines between fantasy, SF and horror. This trilogy leans heavily into horror – or splatterpunk.

*

RATING:
A-TIER (TOP TIER)

 

 

(5) ADRIAN TCHAIKOVSKY –

SHADOWS OF THE APT / TALES OF THE APT (2008 – 2018)

 

Like my previous entry, this entry particularly resonated with me as reflecting my own unwritten story idea involving the same premise – but then Adrian Tchaikovsky went ahead and wrote it. And it’s awesome.

I have always been fascinated by insects, so one of my unwritten story ideas involved high fantasy with insect-people. They were essentially human, but with the skin or hair coloring of their insect species, as well as other physical attributes that did not radically alter their otherwise human appearance – wings for example (in the style of the butterfly or other insect wings occasionally depicted on fairies), perhaps antennae and so on.

I imagined the insect-people as essentially divided up into realms according to the three great species of social insects – bees, ants and wasps, although there would be different realms of each (corresponding to different sub-species or types). Each of these realms would also include other thematically similar insect-peoples – for example, bee-kingdoms (or more precisely, bee-queendoms) would include other pollinating insects, such as butterflies.

As for antagonists, one was spoilt for choice – flies or locusts as marauding hordes (the Locust Horde!), various parasitic insects (fleas, mosquitoes and so on) as blood-sucking bandits or brigands, arachnids such as spiders or scorpions as monstrous figures. However, I imagined the most dangerous and recurring antagonists as the fourth great species of social insects – termites. In fairness, I didn’t get much beyond imagining the various insect-people societies, although I did imagine my main protagonist as a mantis warrior.

And then I found Adrian Tchaikovsky’s Shadows of the Apt series, which effectively does just that – a high fantasy set in a world of insect-‘kinden’, humans who have adopted some of the characteristics of their insect-types (or arachnid-types) through their magical Art from the dangerous and giant fantasy insects (or arachnids) of this world. Ant and beetle kinden dominate the so-called Lowlands (not surprisingly, given the sheer prevalence of those insect species in our world).

Even more intriguingly, it is a world in which magic is being replaced by science – an industrial revolution by the technologically Apt peoples of the title, matched by a political revolution, in which the more mundane but Apt ants and beetles have ousted the more magically-minded moths and mantises (although mantis warriors are still legendary). However, the antagonists are not termites, but the growing and ruthless Wasp Empire.

Of course, Tchaikovsky is a little too fond of spiders for my arachnopobia (even if spider girls are notoriously hot) – a fondness that extends across his fantasy or SF works, not just the spider-kinden in this series. Perhaps because Tchaikovksy is secretly a spider himself, or maybe a man-shaped swarm of spiders, without a shred of normal human arachnophobia to show for it.

So – damn you, Adrian Tchaikovsky, for conceiving and executing your insect fantasy first, in such an epic series! And I love it!

 

SF & HORROR

 

Tchaikovksy straddles both fantasy and SF genres – his Hugo Award-winning Children of Time series is an example of the latter but of course also features his beloved spiders.

For that matter, Shadows of the Apt has more than a touch of SF to it – and on occasions I almost thought it had a similar premise as the Children Time series with human (and arthropod) space colonists. Setting aside those thoughts, it was interesting to have a fantasy world increasingly eschewing magic for industrialization and technology.

And it wouldn’t take too much tweaking to adapt his premises to horror. Because, you know, spiders – perhaps not to Tchaikovsky who loves them, but to an arachnophobe like myself.

 

 

RATING: 4 STARS****

A-TIER (TOP TIER)

*

 

 

(4) GARTH NIX –

THE KEYS TO THE KINGDOM (2003 – 2010)

 

Cosmic fantasy by an Australian writer.

Creation is coming undone – not just the universe, but the entire multiverse, is slowly falling apart into Nothing in the absence of its Creator, the Architect. And at the center of it all, the cosmic structure called The House, divided up into seven domains or worlds by its seven most powerful denizens, the Morrow Days.

But the Architect left his Will (in more than one sense of the word) and where there’s a will, there’s a way – for mortal Rightful Heir to the Keys to the Kingdom, the aptly named Arthur Penhaglion, who has to ascend all seven domains of The House to reclaim the Will and the Keys to the Kingdom from each Morrow Day – Mister Monday, Grim Tuesday, Drowned Wednesday, Sir Thursday, Lady Friday, Superior Saturday and Lord Sunday.

Also somewhat reminiscent of the cosmic fantasy of one of my favorite webcomics – Kill Six Billion Demons

 

SF & HORROR

 

Definitely overlaps with multiverse SF – not so much horror, except perhaps for occasional elements.

 

RATING:
A-TIER (TOP TIER)

 

 

 

(3) JOSEPH FINK & JEFFREY CRANOR –
WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE (2012 – PRESENT)

 

“A friendly desert community, where the Sun is hot, the Moon is beautiful, and mysterious lights pass overhead while we all pretend to sleep. Welcome to Night Vale.”

Surreal horror and humor podcast styled as a community radio broadcaster in an American desert town – although my familiarity with it is more from the novels, which served as my introduction to the Night Vale setting, a desert town where all conspiracy theories are real as well as other urban myths and other surreal fantasies.

In other words, a fantasy and conspiracy kitchen sink setting, where the laws of time and space and nature in general don’t apply, or at apply only spasmodically. The citizens of Night Value simply roll with it, accepting surreal fantasy side by side with mundane reality.

“The news from Lake Wobegon as seen through the eyes of Stephen King”. Alternatively the Illuminatus Trilogy filtered through H.P. Lovecraft and crammed into one desert town. Or the surreal dream logic of David Lynch on crack or acid flashback (or both).

The Sheriff’s Secret Police along with all the other government surveillance agencies and spy satellites, Old Woman Josie surrounded by angelic beings all named Erika, the Glow Cloud (all hail the Glow Cloud!) and plastic pink flamingos that warp time and space.

And then you have the really dangerous entities and eldritch abominations – the car salesman loping like wolves through their yards, the mysterious hooded figures in the town’s forbidden dog park, the City Council (in the council building draped nightly in black velvet) and worst of all, the Library and its most dangerous part, the fiction section filled with lies…

 

SF & HORROR

 

As usual for fantasy kitchen sink settings, anything goes – even SF and horror.

 

RATING: 5 STARS*****
S-TIER (GOD TIER)

 

Prince Caspian movie poster art

 

(2) C.S. LEWIS –
NARNIA CHRONICLES (1950-1956)

 

“He’s not a tame lion.”

Yes, we’re talking about Aslan – the famous talking lion (whose name is Turkish for lion), the King of Beasts, the son of the Emperor-Over-the-Sea and the King above all High Kings in Narnia. Aslan – present in all seven volumes of the Narnia Chronicles and voiced by Liam goddamn Neeson in the films. (If only they could have worked in his famous Taken speech into the films. Stay with me here – it absolutely could have worked, over the phone to the White Witch cajoling her to return Edmund).

To paraphrase Bob Marley, Aslan is iron like a lion in Zion, aptly enough, given his religious imagery. And yes, I know, that Aslan is, in the words of Robot Chicken, the Jesus allegory lion. But quite frankly, I can more readily identify as Aslanist – after all, the dude’s a talking lion with magic coming out his mane. Who wouldn’t be an Aslanist?

Although there are any number of protagonists to choose for heroes from the seven volumes in The Chronicles of Narnia, notably the child protagonists who find themselves drawn from our world (specifically England) to Narnia through magic portals – hence the description of the Narnia Chronicles in Wikipedia as portal fantasy. (My personal favorite remains the native Narnian – or Archenlander to be precise – Shasta from The Horse and His Boy, albeit all native Narnian humans ultimately originate from our world in the first place).

But really if one character both embodies Narnia and rises above the others, albeit not so much as protagonist but as the moving force behind the world – from singing it into being in the beginning to literally closing the door on it in the end – it’s Aslan.

And Aslan embodies the spirit of Lewis’ Narnia Chronicles, those seven fantasy books that continue to inspire readers and remain among the most popular fantasy books or series, strikingly so for children’s fantasy books and explicitly Christian ones at that, although many readers remain unaware of the Christian themes.

Indeed, as my second place indicates, C.S. Lewis might be considered second only to my top place entry – with whom he was a close friend and colleague – as founding father (and leading theorist) of modern fantasy literature.

The books were published in anachronic order – that is, not in sequence in terms of their in-universe chronology, albeit with two of the books out of place, most famously with the book of Narnia’s creation being the second last book (and effectively as prequel to all preceding books). Some publishers or collections place them in chronological order but I’m a publication order purist, particularly for the prequel book.

Narnia might lack the same grandeur as Middle-Earth but for me it will always have a charm and place close to my heart, with these books as something of a recurring source of familiar comfort even as an adult. And so enchanting that after reading its Chronicles, what young reader doesn’t search wardrobes for other worlds? (Or hot White Witches with Turkish delight? Except I’ll pass on the Turkish delight). I know I still do…

 

SF & HORROR

 

No SF – although C.S. Lewis did venture into SF with his Space Trilogy – but it’s striking how much classics of high fantasy, such as this one, leans into dark fantasy or horror.

 

 

RATING: 5 STARS****
S-TIER (GOD TIER)

 

The Return of the King cinematic poster art

 

(1) J.R.R. TOLKIEN –
THE LORD OF THE RINGS (1954)

 

One book to rule them all!

Tolkien’s The Lord of the Rings defined modern literary fantasy. Fantasy could well be classified as pre-Tolkien and post-Tolkien. Such is its influence that Tolkien has been identified as the father of modern fantasy literature or high fantasy, although of course there were many other writers of fantasy before (and apart from) Tolkien – perhaps most notably Robert E. Howard, writer of Conan. I particularly note Robert E. Howard, because I understand that Tolkien read and enjoyed the Conan stories – and because I couldn’t resist including George R. R. Martin, who came to The Lord of The Rings from those very different Conan stories:

“Robert E. Howard’s stories usually opened with a giant serpent slithering by or an axe cleaving someone’s head in two. Tolkien opened his with a birthday party…Conan would hack a bloody path right through the Shire, end to end, I remembered thinking…Yet I kept on reading. I almost gave up at Tom Bombadil, when people started going Hey! Come derry do! Tom Bombadillo!”. Things got more interesting in the barrow downs, though, and even more so in Bree, where Strider strode onto the scene. By the time we got to Weathertop, Tolkien had me…A chill went through me, such as Conan and Kull have never evoked”

Indeed, just as A. H. Whitehead stated that the western philosophical tradition could be generalized as being footnotes to Plato, so too might modern fantasy literature be generalized as sequels or epilogues to Tolkien – and Stephen King has done just that in his non-fiction study of horror Danse Macabre, attributing modern fantasy to a hunger for more stories about hobbits.

Much of the appeal of The Lord of the Rings is the depth of its world-building, or what Tolkien identified as his legendarium of Middle Earth. On the other hand, this can present as a flaw to more modern readers as a potential lack of pacing, or where world-building takes precedence to story. However, this is not surprising since the world-building was essentially Tolkien’s life hobby, from which the story revolved in recitations and into which Tolkien was not above shoehorning other ideas – the aforementioned Tom Bombadil for example, or The Hobbit itself to some extent, or as Hugo Dyson infamously exclaimed during one of Tolkien’s recitations, “Not another f…g elf!” (The same might have been said of yet another poem, song or verse).

However, I prefer the reaction of C. S. Lewis – “here are beauties which pierce like swords or burn like cold iron. Here is a book which will break your heart”. Indeed, there are and it is. For me, I loved the depth of Tolkien’s world, one of the few fictional worlds I regard as real as our own (canonically, it is meant to be a mythic precursor of our own world) – or indeed, perhaps more real. Again, as George R. R. Martin wrote – “The best fantasy is written in the language of dreams. It is alive as dreams are alive, more real than real…They can keep their heaven. When I die, I’d sooner go to Middle Earth”

As for the story, like George R. R. Martin, I was enchanted and entranced – but unlike George R. R. Martin, from the very start in the Shire. The story itself should be well known to any reader (or viewer) of fantasy, and in any event is too complex to discuss in depth here, but can be summarized as the Quest to destroy the One Ring, the source of the Adversary or Dark Lord Sauron’s power. Its themes are the themes of humanity in any world – life and mortality, the corruption or addiction of power, courage and compassion, triumph against adversity and at the same time the sense of loss for those things lost in battle or passing from the world.

 

SF & HORROR

 

The Lord of the Rings is among the highest of high fantasies – but as the definitive work of modern literary fantasy has also proved highly influential for modern literary SF as well. And along with the Narnia Chronicles, it’s striking how much these two classic and definitive works of high fantasy also lean into dark fantasy or horror.

 

RATING: 5 STARS*****
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TOP 10 FANTASY BOOKS (TIER LIST)

 

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(1) J.R.R. TOLKIEN – THE LORD OF THE RINGS

Yeah – this is the big one, the book that defined modern literary fantasy AND shaped my world of fantasy forever.

(2) C. S. LEWIS – NARNIA CHRONICLES

(3) JOSEPH FINK & JEFFREY CRANOR – WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE

 

If Tolkien and Lewis are my Old Testament of fantasy books, then Welcome to Night Vale is my New Testament.

 

A-TIER (TOP TIER)

 

(4) GARTH NIX – THE KEYS TO THE KINGDOM

(5) ADRIAN TCHAIKOVSY – SHADOWS OF THE APT

(6) JOE LANSDALE – THE DRIVE-IN TRILOGY

(7) CHRISTOPHER MOORE – PRACTICAL DEMONKEEPING

(8) JAMES MORROW – GODHEAD TRILOGY

(9) WILLIAM BROWNING SPENCER – RESUME WITH MONSTERS

 

X-TIER (WILD TIER) – BEST OF 2025

 

(10) JAMES ISLINGTON – HIERARCHY

Top Tens – Heroes & Villains: Top 10 Heroes of Mythology (Special Mention) (8) Prometheus

Prometheus Brings Fire – painting by Heinrich Fueger

 

 

(8) PROMETHEUS

 

The Rock – the People’s Champion!

No, seriously. Prometheus was the people’s champion – the champion of humanity – in classical mythology. The Rock comes later…

Unlike the Olympian gods or other gods in general (and Prometheus was a Titan which might account for some of the difference), he was consistently in humanity’s corner. In some versions of the myth, he created us (from clay) – which would also account for why he looked out for us.

The primary myth is that he stole fire from the Olympian gods to give to us and hence gave us the means for civilization. In some versions, he added to that by teaching us the actual arts and sciences of civilization as well. As part of his character as benefactor to humanity, he was the classic guile hero or even benevolent trickster, relying on intelligence – with his very name usually argued to mean forethought.

Some versions of his myth have him playing another trick on the gods which compounded his theft of fire from heaven – swindling their sacrifices. That is, he instructed humanity when the gods were choosing their portion of animal sacrifice to disguise the bones under a glistening layer of fat. The gods chose that portion, so that humans were able to retain the meat from animal sacrifices.

Unfortunately, you can only play so many tricks on the gods – only the one as a general rule, two if you were lucky or on a winning streak – before they came down on you with their wrath. The house always wins – and in classical mythology, Olympus was the house.

And so Prometheus literally was bound to a rock as people’s champion – perhaps not so bad of itself, but the eagle eating his liver daily was the true torment, the liver of course regenerating overnight to be eaten again the next day. I told you the Rock comes later. However, Zeus just couldn’t stay mad at Prometheus forever and allowed him to be freed by Heracles. Some versions of his myth attributed that to Prometheus finally confessing the secret of Zeus’ downfall but there was not too much attention given to what Prometheus did after he was unbound.

“In the Western classical tradition, Prometheus became a figure who represented human striving (particularly the quest for scientific knowledge) and the risk of overreaching or unintended consequences.”

Hence, Prometheus has lent his name to common usage as the adjective Promethean, meaning “daringly creative” or innovative but also often rebellious and defiant of authority (or even “suffering grandly”).

“In particular, he was regarded in the Romantic era as embodying the lone genius whose efforts to improve human existence could also result in tragedy” – as with the lesser known subtitle Mary Shelley gave her novel Frankenstein, “The Modern Prometheus”.

“The myth of Prometheus has been a favourite theme of Western art and literature”, particularly “in the post-Renaissance and post-Enlightenment tradition” – including popular culture, notably as the title of the Alien film prequel-sequel (presequel?).

 

 

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Top Tens – Heroes & Villains: Top 10 Villains of Mythology (Special Mention) (7) Beelzebub & Baphomet

Beelzebub’s appearance from the Dictionnaire Infernal in 1818 and Baphomet as depicted by Eliphas Levi in 1856, both public domain images

 

 

(7) BEELZEBUB & BAPHOMET

 

Yes – it’s my fourth matched pair of villains from Biblical mythology and second alliterative one (after Moloch and Mammon).

Or maybe not, since while Beelzebub is canonical to the Bible (in both Testaments), Baphomet is not – although ironically Baphomet has a stronger influence on the visual iconography of the Christian Devil as goat or so-called Sabbath goat.

Similarly to Moloch, Beelzebub is derived from a Canaanite (or Philistine) god – Baal, although that name is an honorific title meaning “lord” and hence was somewhat generic for gods, clarified by epithets hence the latter part of Beelzebub’s name, apparently from Ba’al Zabub or something similar. I say something similar because again like Moloch, there are variant names or titles – with the most famous as Lord of the Flies, the titular metaphor for human savagery in the novel by William Golding. My love of that novel is a major reason for his inclusion as special mention, although that in turn reflects that sheer evocative resonance which underlies other special mention entries.

Beelzebub pops up as Baal in the Old Testament but is even more notably name-dropped in the New Testament by none other than Jesus himself – which has seen him placed high in Hell’s hierarchy by Christian folklore, even as high as second in command as in Paradise Lost.

Baphomet has no such Biblical pedigree and the first reference to him by name only emerges as the demonic idol of which the Knights Templar were accused of worshipping in their fourteenth century trials for heresy. His subsequent infamy belies such an obscure or esoteric origin, which might otherwise have been relegated to a historical footnote but for him being reimagined by nineteenth century occultists – it is that infamy that sees him ranked with Beelzebub in this special mention, apart from my usual predilection for alliteration.

“The modern popular image of Baphomet was established by Eliphas Levi in…1856” – that of the “Sabbatic Goat” as an unsavory winged human-goat hybrid that has been the iconic image of the Devil in popular culture ever since.

 

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