Top Tens – History: Top 10 Wars (Revamped) – Introduction

 

One of the most iconic photographs of war – Raising the Flag on Iwo Jima by Joe Rosenthal of the Associated Press

 

TOP 10 WARS – REVAMPED!

 

Yes – I’ve done this before but this time it’s revamped!

Admittedly not by much – the top ten entries remain the same (as opposed to my special mentions where I throw in a few revised entries) but I have shuffled a couple of entries slightly in placement order.

I’ve also added a new rating within each entry. To my previous four ratings for each entry – art of war, world war, forever war or still fighting the war, and just war (or good guys and bad guys) – I’ve added a new alternate war rating for plausible alternate history victory scenarios.

Finally, I was prompted to revamp my Top 10 Wars as I am drafting my Top 10 Warfare list – ranking my top ten types of warfare in history.

 

Anyway, here’s my original introduction (with alternate war ranking added):

 

I’ve always found wars a fascinating subject of history, from the comfortable armchair of hindsight and the fortunate perspective of being well removed from any firsthand experience of them. History, particularly military history, has always been something of a hobby of mine. So of course I have ranked my Top 10 Wars of history.

Just some notes – these are not ranked by scale of destruction or historical impact, although I’d like to think that most or all of my entries would rank highly by those criteria. They are also not ranked by moral justifiability or in terms of being ‘good’ wars, to the extent that such a term can be used for wars, if at all. Rather, they are ranked in terms of historical interest to me and I tend to be interested in the broader themes of history, so I have preferred a broader classification of the wars in each entry, although I do nominate individual wars (or conquests or invasions) within each entry.

 

Just some further notes – I have some ratings within each entry:

 

ART OF WAR

Rating the wars by the art of war shown in them, typically by the victors of course, albeit based on my more idiosyncratic application of Sun Tzu’s Art of War.

 

WORLD WAR

Rating the wars by their scale – some wars might well be considered world wars (or at least part of world wars) beyond the two twentieth century wars formally designated as such, from World War Zero to World War X.

 

FOREVER WAR / STILL FIGHTING THE WAR

Rating the wars by their span, particularly for those wars we are arguably still fighting.

 

ALTERNATE WAR

Rating the wars by their plausible alternate history victory scenarios – that is, how plausibly they could have gone the other way.

 

JUST WAR (GOOD GUYS VS BAD GUYS)

Perhaps most controversially, rating the wars by taking a shot at choosing moral sides or nominating the good guys and bad guys – or not, since history usually does not repay moral judgements.

 

So these are my top ten wars in history. You know the rules – this is one of my deep dive top tens, counting down from tenth to first place and looking at individual entries in some depth or detail of themselves.

Top 10 History Books (Complete & Revised 2026)

 

TOP 10 HISTORY BOOKS 

 

History repeats itself – the first time as tragedy, the second time as farce.

History does not repeat but sometimes it rhymes.

History is just one damned thing after another.

 

Ah yes, history – and three of my favorite quotes about it.

The first is paraphrasing an actual quote by Karl Marx – often overlooked by people, even Marxists, as someone who could be quite the capable prose stylist when not bogged down in denser prose or theory.

The second is often attributed to Mark Twain – someone who is widely acknowledged as a capable prose stylist, except that he doesn’t seem to have actually said it.

The third quip is often quoted from historian Toynbee – correctly but somewhat misleadingly because firstly, it was adapted from a preceding popular saying about life, and secondly, he was using it to criticize historians who simply sought to chronicle history rather than analyze it. Toynbee definitely fell in the latter category – a historian whose central theme was identifying, well, the themes of history, its cycles and patterns, its plot and rhythm (or history rhyming if you will).

History has been a subject that has fascinated me since childhood, when I read it avidly – and still does as I read it now, hence my Top 10 History Books.

“History is an academic discipline which uses a narrative to describe, examine, question, and analyze past events, and investigate their patterns of cause and effect. Historians debate which narrative best explains an event, as well as the significance of different causes and effect. Historians debate the nature of history as an end in itself, and its usefulness in giving perspective on the problems of the present.”

I’m not here to seek to resolve any of these debates, if such a thing is even possible – I’m just here to read books on history and, you know, live in it. To adapt my own quote of living in a mythic world, I live in a historic world. We all do.

That said, what I will do is clarify my tastes in history books. I definitely lean more towards Toynbee’s concept of history as themes or patterns, preferring history books that are more analysis than chronicle.

I also tend to have a preference for military history – put bluntly, the history of wars and empires. Two of my top ten books are general histories of war and warfare – and I’d argue for my top spot as a third such entry, not so much military history of itself but a historical treatise of military strategy as a lens with which to view history in general and military history in particular.

To which I might add a fourth entry – which is also literally the fourth entry in my top ten – as my favorite military history of the Second World War, which I often dub my bible of that war. So that’s four of my top ten books as military history in one way or another.

Following on from the history of wars and empires, it might be cliched but foremost among my subjects of preference is the Roman Empire and indeed six of my top ten books have that as their subject – with five of those looking at the proverbial decline and fall of the empire, being my particular focus within that subject of preference. So that’s six of my top ten books as histories of the Roman Empire, with five of them being histories of its decline and fall in one way or another.

I also can’t invoke capable prose style in my introduction without noting my preference for a good or even literary prose style in my books of history – some historians or historical writers are definitely better than others.

So here are my top ten books of history. You know the rules – this is one of my deep dive top tens, counting down from tenth to first place and looking at individual entries in some depth or detail of themselves. Tenth place is my wildcard entry for the best entry from the previous year (2025).

 

 

Cover of the 2025 hardcover edition – the edition I own

 

 

(10) BARRY STRAUSS –

JEWS VS ROME: TWO CENTURIES OF REBELLION AGAINST THE WORLD’S MIGHTIEST EMPIRE (2025)

 

No surprise here for my wildcard tenth place entry for best of 2025 – this book has a fascinating subject written in an engaging style.

The Roman Empire has been argued to be the greatest empire in history, not least by me in my Top 10 Empires – a superpower that was almost unchallenged for the two centuries or so of its peak extent. Almost unchallenged, that is, as it faced revolts even at its peak and none more so than those of its Jewish subjects, with not just one but three revolts between 66 AD to 136 AD – two in the province of Judea itself and the third among the wider Jewish Diaspora outside the empire.

“No other people in the empire – and there were many other rebel nations – had such a record”.

The Great Revolt or Jewish War from 66 AD to 74 AD was the big one – at least in the historical record it left behind, primarily by the contemporary Jewish historian Josephus, a combatant on the Jewish side before swapping sides to the Romans, although also casting a shadow as far as the Gospels with their foreshadowing of Jerusalem’s doom.

After that came the Diaspora Revolt – or more precisely, Diaspora Revolts – from 116 AD to 117 AD, and then the other big one, the one in which Roman emperor Hadrian literally wiped the province of Judea off the map, the Bar Kokhba Revolt from 132 AD to 136 AD.

This book was an eye-opener, revealing the Jewish revolts to be more than the minor road bumps for the Roman Empire I had perceived them to be, albeit major for the Jews. The Romans took the revolts seriously indeed, terminating them with extreme prejudice – not only for the challenge the revolts themselves posed, but even more so for the bigger challenge that loomed behind them, the Parthian Empire, “the sole empire remaining in Rome’s orbit that could challenge its power”.

“The rebels of 66 CE humiliated the Roman legions. They first threatened, then succeeded in contributing to a Roman defeat at the hands of the only rival empire that Rome still feared. They cost the legions a huge expenditure in blood and treasure before finally the rebellions were put down”.

As this book points out, Rome committed an incredibly large proportion of its imperial armed forces to putting down revolts in a small province.

Here the book had further revelations – the Jewish revolts always seemed hopelessly doomed and self-destructive but this book illustrated the strategic and tactical calculations of the rebels that lent the revolts better prospects that one might have thought, albeit even if only from completely hopeless to mostly hopeless.

Only to shift back to completely hopeless again, from failure to play to their strengths and better prospects of guerilla warfare, but even more so from the fundamental disunity of the revolts, as the war against Rome was also a Jewish civil war.

In the end, the Jewish revolts amounted to something akin to a ghost dance – indeed, what I have dubbed half the Bible elsewhere, the great messianic ghost dance – but which contributed to the rise of a ghost dance that actually won, Christianity.

 

RATING:

X-TIER (WILD TIER) – BEST OF 2025

 

 

Cover of 2020 ediition – the edition I own

 

 

(9) WALTER SCHEIDEL –

ESCAPE FROM ROME: THE FAILURE OF EMPIRE & THE ROAD TO PROSPERITY (2019)

 

Or how I learned to stop worrying and love the fall of Rome.

 

Playing on Monty Python’s Life of Brian, what has the Roman empire ever done for us? This book gives its answer – fall and go away.

Or perhaps more precisely, fall and never come back – not just the Roman empire but any empire with the same extent of predominance in Europe.

Although at least that did impress me with the unique achievement of the Romans – that no one else, before or since, have ever been able to replicate their empire in Europe (or the Mediterranean). Even for the Romans it arose from applying their distinctive strengths at a unique, and limited, window of opportunity in time and place.

And that’s a good thing. In short, the thesis of this book is that the fall of Rome led to the Great Divergence – that divergence of “political, economic, scientific, and technological breakthroughs that allowed Europe to surge ahead while other parts of the world lagged behind”. Essentially, that’s because of “competitive fragmentation”, both within states and perhaps more fundamentally between them, with “the enduring failure of empire-building” and no single state ever able to rise Rome’s imperial predominance in Europe. The main contrast is with China as polar opposite, with its consistent unitary imperial states, with the other Eurasian civilizations between them geographically also falling between them on this political scale.

Half of my top ten are entries for books about the fall of Rome but this one made me feel good about it!

However, unlike the other entries for the fall of Rome in my top ten, this book intentionally skirts any analysis of the fall itself. Its analysis is much broader – of the factors for the rise of Rome and why no state was able to replicate it, the factors for “competitive fragmentation” arising from the fall of Rome and contrast with China or the rest of Eurasia, and how that competitive fragmentation gave rise to the Great Divergence.

 

RATING:

A-TIER (TOP TIER)

 

 

2018 hardcover edition – the edition I own

 

 

(8) KYLE HARPER –

THE FATE OF ROME: CLIMATE, DISEASE & THE END OF AN EMPIRE (2017)

 

“We are only mortal

but being mortal

can defy our fate.

We may

by an outside chance

even win!”

 

Or maybe not in the case of the Roman Empire, although it gave a good red-hot go of it with one of humanity’s best pre-modern winning streaks, for a couple of centuries at least.

Although as this book points out, while the Roman Empire’s winning streak was impressive, it is less impressive than it might have otherwise seem given that it coincided perfectly with the optimal environmental circumstances for it – the warm climate period literally named for it as the Roman Warm Period and the absence of high mortality pandemics that were the most lethal invasions of the Roman Empire by far.

While I’m quoting poetry – aptly enough William Carlos Williams’ The Ivy Crown, although it would be more apt as The Laurel Wreath – I’m fond of quoting Matthew Arnold’s Dover Beach for the decline and fall of the Roman Empire, as that “melancholy, long, withdrawing roar, retreating to the breath of the night-wind, down the vast edges drear and naked shingles of the world”.

And rarely have I felt that roar to be so melancholy or overwhelming as in this book, as indeed the fate of the empire. The usual discourse or debate over the decline and fall of the Roman Empire is as to which of those two predominate – that is, internal decline or external fall.

This book falls (heh) on the fall side of the decline vs fall argument but so distinctively as to open up an entirely new third front, a fall to adversaries entirely different and far more destructive than its human ones – the adversaries of natural environment, climate, and pandemic.

“How devastating viruses, pandemics, and other natural catastrophes swept through the far-flung Roman Empire and helped to bring down one of the mightiest civilizations of the ancient world…how the fate of Rome was decided not just by emperors, soldiers, and barbarians but also by volcanic eruptions, solar cycles, climate instability, and devastating viruses and bacteria…from Rome’s pinnacle in the second century, when the empire seemed an invincible superpower, to its unravelling by the seventh century, when Rome was politically fragmented and materially depleted.”

On the role of pandemics, the book is essentially a tale of three plagues, each of which recurred or reverberated for extraordinary lengths of time – the Antonine Plague (hypothesized as smallpox) and which strained the empire’s resilience to breaking point on the eve of the Crisis of the Third Century, the Cyprian Plague (something akin to Ebola) and which fuelled the Crisis, and the Justinian Plague (bubonic plague) which ended the Roman superpower of antiquity (albeit the Eastern Roman Empire endured as a “Byzantine rump state”)..

 

RATING:

A-TIER (TOP TIER)

 

 

Cover 2007 paperback edition published by Oxford University Press – the edition I own

 

 

(7) PETER HEATHER –

THE FALL OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE: A NEW HISTORY OF ROME & THE BARBARIANS (2005)

 

Once again it’s the titular fall of the Roman Empire, that “melancholy, long, withdrawing roar, retreating to the breath of the night-wind, down the vast edges drear and naked shingles of the world”.

As I said in the previous entry, the usual discourse or debate over the decline and fall of the Roman Empire is as to which of those two predominate – that is, whether it was more a matter of internal decline or external fall. Proponents of the latter have been dubbed the Movers – tracing “the collapse of the Western Roman Empire to external migration” – to be contrasted with the former as the Shakers, tracing “the collapse to internal developments within the empire”.

Heather falls squarely in the camp of the Movers.

“Heather contends that it was the movements of “barbarians” in the Migration Period which led to the collapse of the Western Roman Empire. He accepts the traditional view that it was the arrival of the Huns on the Pontic steppe in the late 4th century which set these migrations in motion. Heather’s approach differs from many of his predecessors in the late 20th century, who have tended to downplay the importance migration played in the fall of the Western Roman Empire…According to Heather, the idea that the invading barbarians were peacefully absorbed into Roman civilisation “smells more of wishful thinking than likely reality”.

In a nutshell, Heather’s thesis is that the barbarians did it. Well, perhaps not quite the barbarians the Romans knew them, as his thesis is that the barbarians had changed to match Rome in military capacity.

“Centuries of imperialism turned the neighbors Rome called barbarians into an enemy capable of dismantling an Empire that had dominated their lives for so long… Europe’s barbarians, transformed by centuries of contact with Rome on every possible level, eventually pulled the empire apart…the Huns overturned the existing strategic balance of power on Rome’s European frontiers, to force the Goths and others to seek refuge inside the Empire. This prompted two generations of struggle, during which new barbarian coalitions, formed in response to Roman hostility, brought the Roman west to its knees… the Roman Empire was not on the brink of social or moral collapse. What brought it to an end were the barbarians.”

With this nutshell comes eye-opening nuggets. There’re those new barbarian coalitions with their capacity to mobilize critical masses of military force that were able to match those of the Romans – and which in a perfect storm of a combination of critical masses outmatched and overwhelmed the empire. It’s always intrigued me how the barbarians, with such tiny populations in proportion to the empire, were seemingly able to punch so far above their weight.

I also gained a new appreciation of the resilience of the western Roman empire, particularly in the ability of the strongmen who actually ruled it in the fourth and fifth centuries to repeatedly stabilize the chaos that invariably ensued from the collapse of the previous strongmen – although it was something of a ratcheting down effect, as each successive stabilization lost that little bit more.

Heather also persuaded me that the eastern empire was not entirely supine sleeping through the fall of the western empire, as it did lend military aid at more points than I had sneered at it for, but I stand by it was not much more – and with poor effect, luck or timing – such that it mostly slept through the fall of the west, particularly under the emperor Theodosius II.

That’s right – the Theodosian dynasty, the dynasty I love to hate, the dynasty in which the only good members (Constantius III and Marcian) married into it.

 

RATING:

A-TIER (TOP TIER)

 

 

Cover – 2010 Yale University Press edition

 

(6) ADRIAN GOLDSWORTHY –

HOW ROME FELL: DEATH OF A SUPERPOWER (2009)

 

 

I’ve used the American title for the book because I prefer it as more catchy – and it also prompts to mind one of my personal highlights of the book in its introduction, dismissing the cliché of comparing the decline and fall of the Roman Empire to the modern United States (a cliché with which Goldsworthy entertainingly relates that he is routinely accosted at dinner parties when he informs someone of his historical speciality).

 

As to the question in the book’s title, in a nutshell Goldsworthy answers that the Romans did it to themselves. It’s a little like the twist in Fight Club, with the Romans revealed as the protagonist beating himself up, to the bemusement of the barbarian onlookers – and their delight when picking up the pieces.

 

I think it’s a solid answer. Goldsworthy does not dismiss the various barbarian invasions as the reason for the empire’s demise but that looks to the question of how they did so, given that the empire’s adversaries were not fundamentally different from when the empire successfully resisted them – and in the case of the various German tribes, so surprisingly small compared to the empire.

 

As Goldsworthy memorably observes, no matter who won their seemingly endless civil wars or wars of imperial succession, the losses were all Roman, weakening the empire as a whole against its external adversaries. Another memorable observation is how the Romans never really left the crisis of the third century, just muted it to fewer civil wars and usurpations.

 

Also, the Romans ultimately played a losing game enlisting German tribes as allies or foederati in its own territory – in that the territory occupied by the Germans was no longer Roman territory, with the Romans losing any revenue from those territories, or any manpower beyond that provided by the Germans. Thanks a lot, Theodosius – you empire killer.

 

As for the history itself, Goldsworthy takes the same starting point as that of Gibbon’s famous History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire – itself following on from Roman historian Cassius Dio who marked it as their descent from “a kingdom of gold to one of rust and iron” – the death of Marcus Aurelius and accession of Commodus in 180 AD.

 

However, he pulls up stumps well before Gibbon’s finishing point, wrapping up the book aptly enough with the reign of Heraclius and the empire’s territory lost to the Arabs.

 

 

RATING: 4 STARS****

A-TIER (TOP TIER)

 

 

 

 

(5) JOHN KEEGAN –

A HISTORY OF WARFARE (1993)

 

 

The magnum opus of one of the foremost military historians of our time – a global history of war from prehistory to nuclear weapons. (Although one might also argue his magnum opus was his trilogy of The Face of Battle, The Mask of Command, and The Price of Admiralty).

 

After an introductory section “War in Human History”, Keegan organizes his history in broad thematic sections invoking the four classical elements but as the four elements of war, albeit also more or less in chronological sequence – “Stone”, “Flesh”, “Iron” and “Fire”.

 

Between each section is an “interlude”, not so much in chronological sequence but with a focus on recurring aspects – or problems – throughout the history of warfare, respectively limitations on warmaking, fortification, armies, and logistics and supply. For example, the interlude on ärmies dealt with the basic problem of – and limited number of means for – actually raising armies.

 

The titles of those elemental sections speak for themselves – with fire obviously corresponding to the defining characteristic of modern warfare increasingly relying on forms of combustion or energy, from gunpower through the internal combustion engine to nuclear weapons.

 

A personal highlight was the book’s examination of the conquests of the various “horse peoples”, the high point of which were the Mongols, always a subject of fascination for me. Something that has always resonated in my mind ever since is Keegan’s opinion that much of the mobile tactical skill of the horse peoples originated in the same techniques they used on their herds except on their adversaries instead.

 

 

RATING: 5 STARS*****

S-TIER (GOD TIER)

 

 

Raising the flag over the Reichstag – one of the most iconic images of WW2 (as photographed by Yevgeny Khaldei and in public domain), used for the cover of the first edition of the book and the edition I own (and also for its own article on Wikipedia “Raising a flag over the Reichstag”)

 

(4) HP WILLMOTT –

THE GREAT CRUSADE: A NEW COMPLETE HISTORY OF THE SECOND WORLD WAR (1989)

 

My bible of the Second World War – the best single “volume history of the Second World War in its coverage of all the major themes and all the fronts”.

And for that matter, one of my favorite volumes of history for any subject – one firmly embedded in my psyche and to which I repeatedly return, particularly on the subject of WW2, with insights or nuggets on almost every page.

For example, comparing the Pacific War to the American Civil War, with the former having uncanny parallels to the latter, even down to the two main American (or Union) offensive directions of each, with Imperial Japan similarly doomed to defeat as the Confederacy and for much the same reasons.

Or the transposition between Germany and the Soviet Union in military proficiency, such that by 1944-1945 the latter arguably equalled or surpassed the former at its peak, while Germany matched many of the same failings for the Soviets back in 1941.

Indeed, most of my own views of the Second World War originate in this book. Much of that is due to the style of Willmott, a strangely neglected or overlooked military historian – to quote excerpts from an Amazon review:

“Interesting, insightful, revelatory…Willmott is Willmott: never less than lucid and coherent, even when his work descends into the “mere chronicle” of army, corps and divisional movements that more properly belong to purely military history…magisterial is no more than an appropriate term with which to describe Willmott’s informative – indeed, transformative – and succinctly and clearly expressed synthesis of the knowledge on such a wide subject.”

Above all, my view of the Second World War originates in Willmott’s main theme or thesis of the book, which he was nice enough to state at the outset – debunking the myth of German military excellence. Indeed, he cheekily adapts Oscar Wilde’s famous quote from The Importance of Being Earnest – to lose one world war may be regarded as misfortune, to lose both looks like carelessness

This might seem paradoxical given the extent of Germany’s initial victories – and the Allied effort required to reverse those victories and defeat Germany – but almost as paradoxically, Willmott argues this just illustrates his theme, that Germany could succeed to that extent but still lose.

However, the paradox is resolved by Willmott’s argument, which he repeatedly demonstrates throughout the book, that “the German military genius was in fighting not in war, and along with her Japanese ally Germany was the only great power that did not understand the nature of war.”

One might add that this is the converse of the art of war, at least according to Sun Tzu – and of the Allies in general and the United States in particular. As Willmott observes, in terms of actually waging war, Germany was hopelessly outclassed by the Allies, matched only by the similar hopelessness of their ally Japan.

Willmott has yet another striking insight in his speculation about the reason for this – that the very success of Bismarck, the one German leader who had understood war, that is the limits of military and national power, “blinded successive generations of Germans to these realities because they saw only his military victories”.

 

RATING: 5 STARS*****

S-TIER (GOD TIER)

 

 

Oxford University Press, 1st edition (paperback) cover 2008, the edition I own

 

(3) AZAR GAT –

WAR IN HUMAN CIVILIZATION (2006)

 

 

“War, huh, yeah

What is it good for?”

 

Azar Gat’s history of war in human civilization is nothing short of magisterial – and at least halfway answers that famous song lyric, telling us what war is for.

 

That is the fundamental question which this book examines – “Why do people go to war?”.

 

Is it part of human nature or a “late cultural invention” of “civilization”, linked to agriculture, the state or something else? In short, who was right – Hobbes or Rousseau?

 

Has war declined in modernity? If so, why?

 

“In this truly global study of war and civilization, Azar Gat sets out to find definitive answers to these questions in an attempt to unravel the ‘riddle of war’ throughout human history, from the early hunter-gatherers right through to the unconventional terrorism of the twenty-first century”.

 

The book is divided into three parts. Part 2 – titled Agriculture, Civilization, and War – is perhaps the most straightforward of the three, although the overarching question of why people go to war is still present throughout, along with the associated question of how they do. Although he gave the game away in Part 1, Gat definitely leans into Hobbes here, with the emergence of strong central states – Hobbes’ Leviathan – being a key reason for less violent societies. Yes – even when those states make a wasteland and call it peace, as with the Roman Empire and their Pax Romana. He indicates as much with the title of his conclusion for this part – War, the Leviathan, and the Pleasures and Miseries of Civilization.

 

However, Parts 1 and 3 were the most fascinating for me. Part 1 and its sweeping title Warfare in the First Two Million Years indicate that its gamut is the whole of human prehistory – and indeed earlier to hominid or primate prehistory. One myth that Gat dispels in Part 1 is that humans are uniquely prolific for intra-species violence. As Gat demonstrates, they are not – and indeed other animal species match or exceed humans for violence within their own species. Where humans differ is with respect to the targets of their violence. Whereas animals avoid more costly violence against evenly matched males and instead target young or females of their own species (as with the infamous example of male lions killing cubs when they take over a pride), humans are the opposite – targeting other males, often with the express motive of taking women and children as prizes. But you might ask – aren’t human males similarly evenly matched as their animal counterparts? Yes, indeed – which is why humans make it less evenly matched by the preferred strategies of the ambush or raid catching antagonists by surprise, ideally asleep, something which is easier to do for humans than for animals.

 

Which brings us to the other myth Gat dispels in this part – Rousseau’s “noble savage” or rather the myth of a peaceful ‘savage’, where the true escalation of violence in war arising with ‘civilization’, whether agriculture, the state, or something else. Indeed, Gat demonstrates that humans in their “state of nature” or indeed in societies not predominated by powerful central states experience much more violence, usually by substantial orders of magnitude.

 

As for Part 3 – Modernity: The Dual Face of Janus – Gat demonstrates that modernity has resulted in, well, more peace and less violence or war, even if that does not seem to be the case because of the destructive power of our technology. More intriguingly, Gat dispels (or at least introduces cause for caution with respect to) any monomythic explanations for this – such as “democratic peace theory” or fear of nuclear weapons.

 

RATING: 5 STARS*****

S-TIER (GOD TIER)

 

 

Featured as a meme “the saddest book cover series in history” – the book design of hardcover or leatherbound versions originating from the 1946 edition design by Paul McPharlin with the etchings of Giovanni Piranesi (which included an additional seventh volume of Gibbon’s notes)

 

 

(2) EDWARD GIBBON –

THE HISTORY OF THE DECLINE & FALL OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE

 

Once more but this time it’s the classic titular decline and fall of the Roman Empire.

Indeed, the title alone is so classic, “many writers have used variations” of it since.

And then you have the subject itself, the decline and fall of the Roman Empire – that “melancholy, long, withdrawing roar, retreating to the breath of the night-wind, down the vast edges drear and naked shingles of the world”.

Even now, the decline and fall of the Roman Empire informs much modern discourse about state failure – from Edward Gibbon onwards, “we have been obsessed with the fall: it has been valued as an archetype for every perceived decline, and, hence, as a symbol for our own fears”..

Much of that discourse is whether it was decline or fall. For the former, the Romans were consistently their own worst enemies, not just in their relentless civil wars but also in aspects of internal decline that were observed even as early as the second century – at its peak! – by contemporaries such as the historian Cassius Dio, who lamented the decline “from a kingdom of gold to one of rust and iron”.

In a nutshell, famously and controversially, Gibbon’s thesis was that Christianity did it – although much of that fame and controversy seems inflated from what Gibbon actually wrote.

But Stark After Dark I hear you say, why do you rank Gibbon so highly, in second place above all your other ranked books of Roman history and in god-tier to boot, when it is so widely considered outdated?

And my answer is that it may be outdated as history but “it remains a foundational, highly readable literary masterpiece”.

Firstly, let’s take that highly readable literary masterpiece part. Prose style always counts for a lot with me and snark doesn’t go astray either. Gibbon has few peers, if any, as prose stylist – “Gibbon’s work has been praised for its style, its piquant epigrams and its effective irony”.

Indeed, I tend to share Churchill’s view of Gibbon’s prose style, on which he modelled much of his own.

“I set out upon … Gibbon’s Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire [and] was immediately dominated both by the story and the style. … I devoured Gibbon. I rode triumphantly through it from end to end and enjoyed it all.

Secondly, let’s take that foundational part. It is, dare I say it, ur-history, from which the historiography of the fall of the western empire almost entirely originated. It often seems ironic that one of the ways in which Gibbon is outdated is that he wrote his history from primary sources in preference to secondary sources, as that seems equally an impressive feat – and one for which he ‘is considered by many to be one of the first modern historians”.

Gibbon’s work is so foundational that, in combination with his prose style, it has been foundational not only in history but also in fantasy and science fiction, borrowing from fantasy. Literally, in the case of Isaac Asimov’s Foundation space opera series, which is essentially a galactic retelling of the history of the decline and fall of the Roman Empire – which, as Asimov quipped in doggerel, was written “with a tiny bit of cribbin’ / from the works of Edward Gibbon”.

And not just space opera but high fantasy – indeed the highest, as Tolkien was also influenced by Gibbon, with Gondor in The Lord of the Rings corresponding to the eastern Roman Empire after the fall of its western half, and Minas Tirith to Constantinople.

Finally, it has been foundational for me, inspiring my fascination with the history of the Roman Empire, particularly its decline and fall – indeed, empires and their decline or fall in general.

“In accuracy, thoroughness, lucidity, and comprehensive grasp of a vast subject, the ‘History’ is unsurpassable. It is the one English history which may be regarded as definitive…Whatever its shortcomings the book is artistically imposing as well as historically unimpeachable as a vast panorama of a great period”

 

RATING: 5 STARS*****

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Cover 2024 Penguin paperback edition

 

 

(1) SUN TZU –

THE ART OF WAR

 

“To win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill.”

 

 Wait – what? How does Sun Tzu’s The Art of War score top spot in my Top 10 History Books? It isn’t even a history book! Or is it?

Well, I’d obviously argue it is, at a number of levels – as its content of historical examples from ancient China at a literal level of history, as a historical artefact, as a philosophical artefact of Taoism, as the history of its adaptation and use for strategy, and most fundamentally for my top spot, as the lens by which I view history in general and military history in particular.

So firstly, its literal level of history – its content of specific historical examples to illustrate its strategic principles, albeit examples which are now obscure to all but those with specialist knowledge of ancient China. I mean, we’re talking ancient China before even the definitive Qin or Han dynasties, from which China and its dominant ethnicity derive their name. I had originally thought that its history was from the Warring States period but apparently the book itself was written in the preceding Spring and Autumn period of equally warring states.

Its nature as a historical artefact is self-evident – an ancient Chinese military treatise that tells us much about the 5th century BC Chinese military from the period it was written. Less self-evident might be its nature as a philosophical artefact of Taoism.

The history of its adaptation and use in East Asian military strategy is well documented. What is perhaps more striking is how it is only recently that it was adapted and used within Western military strategy or theory – essentially from the Cold War in Asia generally and the Vietnam War in particular, prompted by the Asian combatants in those wars seemingly using it successfully against their opponents or Western militaries.

In fairness, one might also say finally using it successfully against Western militaries. I remember a quip among my friends about the irony of The Art of War as a book of military strategy from China with its recurring history of military defeat, similarly to Machiavelli’s The Prince as a book of political strategy originating from Italy with its recurring history of political instability or chaos. The Book of Lists even includes China in its Most Defeated Nations in Modern History.

Finally and most fundamentally, then there’s its use as a lens with which to view history – essentially seeing history through the lens of strategy – although for me that relies on my somewhat idiosyncratic interpretation of The Art of War’s definitive principle of winning without fighting.

Don’t get me wrong – I’m on board with the conventional interpretations of it:

“Sun portrays war as a costly, destructive last resort; prolonged warfare erodes the state faster than the enemy ever could. Sun uses diplomacy and economic principles in explaining how to keep war brief, contained, controlled, and as cheap as possible by minimizing financial exposure. Sun also stresses the importance of intelligence operatives and espionage to both the war effort and the prevention of war.”

My idiosyncratic interpretation has something of its tongue in its cheek, but as usual I’m joking and I’m serious. Sun Tzu’s The Art of War is the cult classic of military strategy. And yet Sun Tzu often comes across as a pinko pacifist pussy, quoting poetry to hide that when he’s not being obvious, he’s being obtuse. I mean, come on – “The onset of troops is like the rush of a torrent which will even roll stones along in its course” and “The quality of decision is like the well-timed swoop of a falcon”. What?!

Of course, part of this is because The Art of War is thoroughly imbued with Taoist philosophy, including my personal favorite principle of ‘wu wei’ or the art of doing nothing effectively. Nowhere is this more evident than in its defining principle that the true art of war lies in winning without fighting. Well obviously, but how? It brings to mind Bart Simpson’s response when his karate teacher gives him a copy for his first lesson – “Um, I already know how not to hit a guy”.

In fairness, Sun Tzu does explain how to win without fighting, when you cut away all the poetry. However, as usual, history shows it much more bluntly, as proved by the United States of America. Of course, it really shouldn’t surprise anyone that this superpower excelled at the art of war, at least until recently – as opposed to, say, Germany, which despite (or perhaps because of) its reputed military professionalism, proved that it was very good at fighting but not very good at war.

 

RATING: 5 STARS*****

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HISTORY: TOP 10 BOOKS

(TIER LIST)

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(1) SUN TZU –  THE ART OF WAR

(2) EDWARD GIBBON – THE HISTORY OF THE DECLINE & FALL OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE

(3) AZAR GAT – WAR IN HUMAN CIVILIZATION

(4) H.P. WILLMOTT – THE GREAT CRUSADE: A NEW COMPLETE HISTORY OF THE SECOND WORLD WAR

(5) JOHN KEEGAN – A HISTORY OF WARFARE

If Sun Tzu’s The Art of War and Edward Gibbon’s Decline & Fall of the Roman Empire are my Old Testament of history books, then War in Human Civilization, The Great Crusade, and A History of Warfare  are my New Testament.

No, wait – if The Art of War is my Old Testament of history books, then The History of the Decline & Fall of the Roman Empire is my New Testament, and War in Human Civilization, The Great Crusade, and A History of Warfare are my books of apocalypse for military history…

Although I like to quip that The Great Crusade is my bible of World War Two history so…

Oh well, one of the above – or all of the above.

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(6) ADRIAN GOLDSWORTHY  – HOW ROME FELL

(7) PETER HEATHER – THE FALL OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE

(8) KYLE HARPER – THE FATE OF ROME

(9) WALTER SCHEIDEL – ESCAPE FROM ROME

 

X-TIER (WILD TIER) – BEST OF 2025

(10) BARRY STRAUSS – JEWS VS ROME

 

Top Tens – Girls of Anime: Top 10 Girls of Anime

The archetypal yandere girl of anime – Yuno Gasai with her crazy gaze in Future Diary

 

“Simply put, we’ll need to go lewder. Miniskirts, swimsuits, low-angle shots; you need to put in as many of those as you can without breaking the law” – Tiramy from Amagi Brillian Park as the featured quote for the TV Tropes article “Fanservice”

The girls of anime – from the medium whose fandom gave us the term fanservice for the use of sexualized depictions to tantalize or titillate viewers, although of course the phenomenon itself predates that specific term, probably to prehistory – and hence as notorious as the girls of comics or video games, the latter often using art very similar to that of anime. There’s a reason fanservice is the term or tropte that it is – and why this is my third top ten girls list following up the girls of comics and the girls of video games.

 

ART & COSPLAY

 

But first a note on the visual images used in this top ten. Given the copyright in such images, I only use a visual image as fair use for the purposes of comment and review in each entry – an iconic feature image to identify the character, either in general or in their most iconic version as I review it to be (or both), as excerpted from the anime or manga itself.

Iconic perhaps, but not my favorite as I usually prefer the style of fan art or cosplay for the characters. Hence as usual I also include a special section in each entry under the subtitle of art and cosplay – not for any actual art and cosplay as such but instead where I nominate my favorite artists and cosplay models depicting the character, which you can look up for yourself. For art, I award a special ranking for any art by my two favorite artists – the two freelance digital artists Sciamano and Dandonfuga. For cosplay, I award a special ranking for any cosplay by my holy trinity of models – my favorite model Yummychiyo with her insane figure in top spot, followed by Hane Ame and Helly Valentine.

As for the iconic feature image I’ve chosen for this page itself and girls of anime in general, I went with the excerpt of Yuno Gasai and her crazy gaze in Future Diary, the archetypal yandere girl of anime.

 

 

Seiko Ayase as she appears in the manga / anime from the fan wiki

 

 

(10) MOMO AYASE –

DANDADAN (2024)

 

I tend to reserve my wildcard tenth place for the newest entry in my top ten – in this case, the anime Dandadan released in October 2024 and streaming globally on Netflix (somewhat surprisingly in my experience so soon for an anime series not made by Netflix itself).

Dandadan is essentially ghosts versus aliens. No, seriously – or as seriously as this absurdist anime gets, which is not very. I do like a good fantasy kitchen sink trope – that is, where a fictional work everything from fantasy or SF thrown in as real (hence the trope name, from the saying everything but the kitchen sink), or laconically put, elements from fantasy, SF and horror interact in the same story.

And it doesn’t get much better (or fantasy kitchen sinkier?) than Dandadan, where teenagers with psychic powers fight aliens or ghosts (who also fight each other), as well as cryptids and other beings.

It plays out a little like the X-Files set – where else for an anime series? – in high school. Interestingly, the two protagonists, gyaru girl Momo Ayase and otaku Ken Takakura (sharing the same name as Momo’s celebrity crush) each play Scully to the other’s Mulder – Momo believes in ghosts but not aliens or UFOs, while Ken believes in aliens and UFOs but not ghosts. Needless to say, that changes quickly from the first episode onwards.

Surprisingly, my choice for girl from this anime was initially not the protagonist Momo but her grandmother Seiko Ayase – however Momo rose to the fore not just as protagonist but because she scored Sciamano and Helly rankings in art and cosplay respectively. Speaking of which…

 

ART & COSPLAY

 

For her iconic feature image, I used an image of her as she appears in the manga or anime, from the fan wiki.

 

ART – SCIAMANO

 

As mentioned, she recently scored a Sciamano ranking for art of her. There’s also art

 

COSPLAY – HELLY

 

And a Helly ranking – for cosplay of her by Helly Valentine.

Of course, it also helped that she’s stripped down to her underwear in the first episode…as cosplayed by Helly.

 

RATING:

X-TIER (WILD TIER)

 

 

Frieren as she appears in the anime (from the fan wiki)

 

 

(9) FRIEREN –
FRIEREN: BEYOND JOURNEY’S END (2023)

 

Yes – it’s that damn Frieren, she’s so hot right now. Not to mention elf girls in anime in general – what with Frieren and Marcille Donato from Delicious in Dungeon.

Any chance to use that line from Zoolander but it’s true in this case – as Frieren is one of the hottest anime right now. Essentially it involves your classic Dungeons and Dragons type adventuring party in a world warring with demons – but starts where the classic Dungeons and Dragons adventure usually ends, with the heroic adventuring party and the titular elf mage having completed their quest, killing the Demon King. But life goes on – or doesn’t in this case, as Frieren outlives her human companions and takes on Fern, the adopted daughter of one of them, as her magical apprentice.

 

ART & COSPLAY

 

For her iconic feature image, I went with how she appears in the anime, consistent with her character profile in the fan wiki or TV Tropes.

 

ART

 

No Sciamano or Dandonfuga ranking yet, but Frieren has racked up some impressive fan art. My rankings – Kikol Draws, Neoartcore & Kittew.

 

COSPLAY – YUMMYCHIYO & HELLY

 

Yes – Frieren’s scored a Helly ranking, with cosplay by Helly Valentine. Runners-up are Hachi and Azami.

 

RATING:
B-TIER (HIGH TIER)

 

 

Lucy as she appeared in the Netflix promotional art for Cyberpunk Edgerunners

 

 

(8) LUCY (LUCYNA KUSHINADA) –
CYBERPUNK: EDGERUNNERS (2022)

 

Ah – cyberpunk, where the future is cool but also sucks.

Cyberpunk: Edgerunners is a 2022 anime – apparently set in the universe of video game Cyberpunk 2077, in turn based on the tabletop role-playing game Cyberpunk.

The anime is a 10-episode storyline following protagonist David Martinez, a kid from the wrong side of the tracks – although in the future dystopian American mega-city of Night City (apparently set in a north California independent of the United States) there doesn’t seem to be much on the right side of the tracks. Anyway, David joins a gang of titular Edgerunners – cyberpunks – after having a superpowered military cybernetic implant (that essentially allows him to move at superspeed). As with much of the cyberpunk subgenre, humanity is becoming increasingly nebulous as people increasingly augment themselves with cybernetic implants, dubbed as chrome in slang, albeit at the risk of cyber-psychosis – “eating away at a victim’s memories, motor reflexes, perception of reality, and even personality”.

Enter Lucy, our second protagonist – the Trinity to David’s Neo and gateway to his Matrix, although her entry is even more striking with an unforgettable ambulance trolley ride. She’s a net-runner – a hacker in cyberspace – with a dream of literally escaping Night City to the moon. (Space seems to offer a freedom beyond Earth, with rocket launches a recurring backdrop in the anime).

“With a slender and curved figure, a pretty large bust, and a white-haired sci-fi bob haircut, Lucy is a gorgeous character, and one who was clearly designed to appeal to viewers” – as reflected in her popularity in art and cosplay. It also helps that she is frequently “naked as she prefers ice-filled tubs to keep her cool while in cyberspace over suits”.

 

ART & COSPLAY

 

For my feature image, I used Lucy as she appeared in the Netflix promotional art trailer for the series.

 

ART – SCIAMANO & DANDONFUGA

 

Lucy scores both my Sciamano or Dandonfuga rankings as both have done art of her – with the art by Sciamano as one of his best. As for other Lucy art by my favorite artists – Kiko, Artgerm, Magion02, Neoartcore, and Kittew.

 

COSPLAY – HANE & HELLY

 

No Yummychiyo ranking but Lucy scores my Hane and Helly ranking as both have done exceptional cosplay for her. Hane Ame again deserves special praise as her Lucy cosplay is perfect – the definitive Lucy cosplay and yet another to add to my top ten Hane cosplays (Ahri, Tifa, Atago, Asuna and now Lucy for those keeping track so far). Of course, the video she did of Lucy barely being able to zip up her top helps – as does the ‘naked’ cosplay of her hacking. (It’s trickier than it sounds – you have to replicate all those electronic tattoos Lucy has).

My top Lucy cosplay list – Hane Ame, Helly Valentine, Plant Lily, Miu, Biya, and Azami.

 

RATING:
B-TIER (HIGH TIER)

 

 

Makima as she appears in the anime – page feature image from the Chainsaw Man fan wiki

 

(7) MAKIMA –
CHAINSAW MAN (2022)

 

“Bark for me!”

Yes – I did the meme.

Chainsaw Man is set in the 1990s in an alternative timeline, in which the Soviet Union still exists – and perhaps worse, hell does too. And devils walk the earth, born from human fears, their power varying in proportion to how strongly their correspondent fear is incited in the collective human consciousness. However, humans can make contracts or deals with them – as the protagonist Denji does with his doglike pet chainsaw devil, becoming some sort of human-devil hybrid as the titular Chainsaw Man…who can grow chainsaws out of his head and limbs. As such, he comes to the attention of the government Devil Hunters agency.

Which is where our entry comes in – the mysterious Makima, as head of the agency and the protagonist’s boss, although it’s more like he’s her pet. She even tells him as much, saying she needs a dog that can say yes or woof – she doesn’t need a dog who says no. Hence the meme. Of course, there’s more to her than meets the eye, but what does meet the eye is enough for Denji to be enamored of her – a slinky redhead in a badass suit.

 

ART & COSPLAY

 

For my iconic feature image, I used the page image from the Chainsaw Man fan wiki for how she appears in the anime.

 

ART – SCIAMANO & DANDONFUGA

 

Yes – Makima scores my Sciamano and Dandonfuga rankings for their art of her, the latter with several versions and hence edging out Sciamano for top spot. As for runners-up ranked in order – Kikol, Neoartcore and Magion02.

 

COSPLAY – YUMMYCHIYO, HANE & HELLY

 

A clean sweep for my holy trinity of Yummychiyo, Hane and Helly rankings – with top spot going to Hane Ame for her spot on cosplay of Makima. As for other cosplay models, I’ll add cosplay by Octokuro, Okitarinka, Hedy, Anxi and Azami.

 

RATING:
A-TIER (TOP TIER)

 

Nezuko in transformed demon form – poster art of screenshot from anime

 

(6) NEZUKO KAMADO –
DEMON SLAYER (2019)

 

2019 anime Demon Slayer (Kimetsu no Yaiba) came to my attention through my usual source of recurring cosplay from accounts I follow – in this case pink kimono-clad and bamboo-bit cosplay.

The premise is all in the title – protagonist Tanjira Kamado slays demons. Intriguingly, it’s set in early twentieth century Japan or the Taisho period, so juxtaposing more modern urban Japan with more traditional rural Japan. And demons. Anyway, Tanjira slays demons after his family – mother and siblings – were all killed by demons. Except, that is, for his younger sister (or imouto) Nezuko – who’s been turned into a demon but retains enough of her humanity to recognize (and kick ass for) her brother and generally not attack people, although she has a precautionary bamboo gag for her fangs. Also, she’s freaking adorable. She’s mute (because of the demon thing) and spends most of her time sleeping, while her brother carries her around in a box on his back on his quest to find her a cure.

 

ART & COSPLAY

 

As is mostly the case for my girls of anime, for my iconic feature image I used the page image from the Demon Slayer fan wiki for how she appears in the anime.

 

ART

 

One of the few girls of anime who – surprisingly – has not been featured in art by Sciamano or Dandonfuga. So my Nezuko art top three is Kiko, Neoartcore, and Zumi Draws.

 

COSPLAY – HANE

 

Nezuko does score a Hane ranking for cosplay of her by Hane Ame. For my other Nezuko cosplay by my favorite models – By0ru, Anxi and Mon Pink.

 

RATING:
A-TIER (TOP TIER)

 

 

 

Yor Forger as she appears in the anime – page image from the Spy X Family fan wiki

 

(5) YOR FORGER –
SPY X FAMILY (2022)

 

Not surprisingly, Spy X Family involves a spy, codenamed Twilight, in a fictional parallel cold war (between Westalis, presumably the good guys and where Twilight is from, and Ostania) – and for somewhat convoluted reasons I won’t go into here, he has to have a wife and child as a cover story. Cue the titular spy family.

Assuming the identity of psychiatrist Loid(!) Forger, he enlists an Ostanian civil servant Yor Briar in a marriage of mutual convenience as a wife, as well as an orphan girl as his daughter – the former of course being the Yor Forger of this entry.

And being anime, of course his new wife and daughter have secrets of their own – the daughter escaped from a lab that gave her telepathic powers, and Yor is an infamous professional killer under the identity of Thorn Princess.

 

ART & COSPLAY

 

For my iconic feature image, I used the page image from the Spy X Family fan wiki for how she appears in the anime as her Thorn Princess persona.

 

ART – SCIAMANO & DANDONFUGA

 

Yor is a popular subject for artists, easily scoring both Sciamano and Dandonfuga rankings – but also enough for a Yor art top ten on the spot:

1 – Sciamano (for the Sciamano ranking and also my favorite art of Yor – one of Scimano’s best art works)

2 – Dandonfuga (for the Dandonfuga ranking – and one of their Undressed Magazine mock covers)

3 – Kikol L (the subject of some of his best artwork)

4 –  Neoartcore (for art in Neoartcore characteristic style)

5 – Magion02 (for art in Magion characteristic style)

5 – Artgerm (for art in the style of his usual cover art for comics)

7 – Kittew (for the usual Kittew art treatment)

8 – Prwyinko (for some hot Yor art)

9 – Wickelia (for the usual Wickelia treatment)

9 – Dawn McTeigue (the love for this anime girl transcends the usual boundaries of comics artists)

 

SPECIAL MENTION

AI shoutout to Naughty Neurals

 

COSPLAY – YUMMYCHIYO, HANE & HELLY

 

And Yor was popular with cosplay models, scoring my holy trinity of Yummychiyo, Hane & Helly rankings – although if forced to choose, I’d rank Helly Valentine in top spot for my favorite Yor cosplay, only just edging out Hane Ame.

My Yor cosplay top ten on the spot

1 – Helly Valentine (for the Helly ranking – and some of her best cosplay)

2 – Hane Ame (for the Hane ranking)

3 – Yummychiyo (for the Yummychiyo ranking)

4 – Uri (for some standout cosplay)

5 – Ain Nguyen (for some killer Yor cosplay)

6 – By0ru

7 – Aqua

8 – Kisaragi Ash

9 – Takomayuyi

10 – Biya

 

SPECIAL MENTION (for more risque or inactive cosplayers)

1 – Octokuro

2 – Diaphora

3 – Plant Lily

4 – Anxi

 

RATING:
A-TIER (TOP TIER)

 

 

Marin Kitagawa as she appears in her most iconic clothing – that bikini – in the anime (in two clips from the same scene)

 

(4) MARIN KITAGAWA –
MY DRESS-UP DARLING (2022)

 

Whoa – did this anime girl explode onto the scene with cosplayers in 2022 or what? The girl is Marin Kitagawa and the anime is My Dress-Up Darling (or Sono Bisuku Dōru wa Koi o Suru), which premiered in January 2022. The anime itself appears to be nothing out of the ordinary, albeit apparently well-crafted – a romantic comedy set in – where else? – a school, in which awkward male student Wakana Gojo, bonds with Marin while making costumes for her cosplay.

And there you have it – cosplay girls (and the anime community) have enthusiastically embraced a character who is a cosplay girl herself.

There’s also that bikini – which is perhaps the most prolific subject for her cosplay, and what first brought her to my attention, with a seemingly endless procession of one Marin cosplay after another on social media. Speaking of which…

 

ART & COSPLAY

 

For my iconic feature image, what else could it be but a clip (or in this case two clips together) from the scene of that Marin in that iconic bikini from the anime?

 

ART – SCIAMANO AND DANDONFUGA

 

Marin was also popular with artists, easily scoring Sciamano and Dandonfuga rankings for their art of her. As usual, I rank Sciamano slightly ahead in top spot, particularly winning out with multiple art works with her as subject, but it was close as Dandonfuga’s art of her taking her measurements in that bikini is top notch. And so too were other artists – there was just something about Marin (heh) and that bikini that brought out the best in their art. Here’s my Marin art top ten on the spot:

1 – Sciamano (I’d say for my favorite Marin art but there’s so much fantastic art of Marin by artists – although Sciamano is my favorite)

2 – Dandonfuga (top notch Marin art as I said)

3 – Neoartcore (some of Neoartcore’s best art)

4 – Aroma Sensei (some of Aroma Sensei’s best – there’s just something about Marin)

5 – Kittew (yes – more fantastic Marin bikini art)

6 – Kikol Draws (you get the point – fantastic Marin art)

7 – Prywinko (fantastic art of Marin changing costumes – including into that bikini)

8 – Zumi Draws (one of Zumi’s best pieces – and a cute take on Marin)

9 – Magion02 (you know the drill – fantastic Marin in a bikini art)

10 – Blushy Spicy (cute Marin art – and yes, bikini Marin!)

 

SPECIAL MENTION – Artgerm

Some fine Marin sketch art by this professional comics artist

 

COSPLAY – YUMMYCHIYO, HANE & HELLY

 

And of course Marin scores my holy trinity of Yummychiyo, Hane & Helly rankings – they all have excellent cosplay of her but I’m going to award top spot to Hane Ame as yet another signature cosplay across a range of different costumes from the anime, of course including that bikini. Another to add to my top ten Hane Ame cosplays.

As for my Marin cosplay top ten on the spot

1 – Hane Ame (one of my top ten Hane Ame cosplays)

2 – Yummychiyo (always jaw-droppingly spectacular with her insane figure)

3 – Helly Valentine (so hard to chose among my holy trinity – they all had such good Marin cosplay but Helly came third without the signature bikini)

4 – By0ru (if there’s one thing this model does best, it’s bikini cosplay)

5 – Uri (yet more excellent cosplay from this model)

6 – Miu (demure Marin cosplay)

7 – Ain Nguyen (the way this cosplay model rocks a bikini, I’d be surprised if she didn’t do Marin)

8 – Aqua (no surprise here – standout cosplay)

9 – Fufukowa (bikini Marin among her prolific cosplay)

10 – Anxi (rocking bikini Marin cosplay)

 

SPECIAL MENTION – including cosplay from models that are not as active…or more risque

1 – Diaphora

2 – Katyuska Moonfox

3 – Plant Lily

4 – Kaya Huang

5 – Mon

6 – Xiaoyukiko

7 – Ely

 

RATING:
A-TIER (TOP TIER)

 

 

 

Nami as she appears in her signature (post-timeskip) outift in the anime

 

(3) NAMI –

ONE PIECE (1999)

 

Queen of the Pirates!

I am only slightly familiar with the anime One Piece, namely because it is one of the longest running (and best-selling) manga and anime series – originating in 1997 for the manga and 1999 for the anime. As such, it has accumulated a vast cast of characters and attracted prolific cosplay – indeed, for this entry I would rank the cosplay in preference to the anime’s art as it improves upon the latter, which is somewhat cartoonish in style (albeit it has evolved over time).

One Piece is an absurdist pirate fantasy (really) – with its protagonist Monkey D. Luffy (no, really) setting out to become the King of Pirates by finding the titular One Piece treasure with his crew of Straw Hat Pirates, and opposed by the World Government. It’s…that kind of series.

The world of One Piece is primarily an ocean world, inhabited by human and fantasy races, and with technology perhaps approaching steampunk levels – albeit with magical creatures replicating many modern conveniences, particularly electronic devices. And of course, there is magic – particularly the Devil Fruit, which give each person who takes it different magical powers.

And while it’s a close run thing with the other girls of One Piece – two in particular – I have to give top spot to “Cat burglar” Nami – originally a thief or pickpocket (who detested pirates), she is won over by Luffy and the Straw Hat Pirates to become their navigator, motivated by her desire to map the world. Although her true love has tended to be money or treasure.

Her navigational ability is reinforced by a magical ability to read and control weather, albeit through magical device rather than Devil Fruit. She has a number of costumes, but perhaps her signature costume is her bikini top and jeans. Speaking of which…

 

ART & COSPLAY

 

For my iconic feature image, I chose a full height version of how she appears in her signature outfit in the anime, although it seems to have been somewhat stylised from the anime or manga art (by a fan wiki).

 

ART – SCIAMANO & DANDONFUGA

 

Does Nami score my Sciamano and Dandonfuga rankings? You bet she does! Dandonfuga almost edges forward of Sciamano to take top spot because the former’s Nami art featured her signature outfit in one hell of a wanted poster, but my favorite artist is my favorite artist after all.

For my top girl of anime, Nami is not as prolific a subject among my favorite artists as I would have thought but I can just squeeze out a Nami art top ten onf the spot:

1 – Sciamano (as my favorite artist but also some of my favorite artwork for Nami)

2 – Dandonfuga (came oh so close to top spot for that wanted poster, as well as more artwork of Nami

3 – Kiko L (close runner up with some of my favorite artwork of Nami

4 – Logan Cure (close runner up with one of my single favorite images of Nami

5 – Neoartcore (cute Nami art)

6 – Magion (more cute Nami art)

7 – Artgerm (for sketchwork of Nami by a professional comics artist)

8 – Olcha S (for art of Nami in a distinctive style)

9 – Shura KRGT (with Nami in some earlier art learning their style)

10 – REIQ (Street Fighter may be their signature subject but this artist has also branched off into One Piece)

 

SPECIAL MENTION – Shikarii (one of my favorite artworks of Nami)

 

Also AI shoutout to Naughty Neurals.

 

COSPLAY – HANE & HELLY

 

Does Nami score my Hane & Helly rankings? You bet she does – although sadly no Yummychiyo, who would absolutely rock that signature costume. Hane Ame absolutely rocks that signature outfit, hence just edging out Helly Valentine for top spot (and a candidate for my top ten Hane Ame cosplays).

 

While Nami is a popular subject of cosplay – particularly as her costumes seem somewhat more straightforward in design – she’s not as prolific among my favorite cosplay models but again I can just squeeze out a Nami cosplay top ten on the spot

1 – Hane Ame

2 – Helly Valentine

3 – Kalinka Fox

4 – Miu

5 – Camillia

6 – Tabitha Lyons

7 – Aqua

8 – Anxi

9 – Katyuska Moonfox

10 – Vampy Bit Me (as opposed to her signature Nico Robin cosplay)

 

SPECIAL MENTION

 

1 – Haim (not one of my favorite models as she does not appear to be active but did some surprisingly striking cosplay, Nami most of all)

2 – Sofia Gomez (with Sophie Mudd as Nico Robin)

 

RATING:
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Yoko in her classic costume as she appears in the anime

 

(2) YOKO LITTNER –
TENGEN TOPPA GURREN LAGANN (2007)

 

“Fight the Power!”

My top spot for Evangelion leads naturally to Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann (or Gurren Lagann for short) by the same anime studio (Studio Gainax) – and its leading female character Yoko Littner, arguably as iconic of anime girls in general as the girls of Evangelion. Yoko is essentially the Red Sonja of anime – a similarly statuesque redhead, but with a massive sniper rifle (apparently modelled on the Barrett M82 anti-materiel rifle) instead of a sword. And just as Red Sonja fights in a chainmail bikini and boots, Yoko Littner shoots down giant mecha in the desert while wearing a bikini top, hot pants, pink stockings and boots. Indeed, when she wore a swimsuit to the beach, it actually covered more than her normal outfit. (It’s anime – of course, there’s a beach episode, even in a series about fighting giant mecha in the desert).

Any attempt at a short description of the plot of Gurren Lagann doesn’t do justice to it, although as usual TV Tropes does it best – “a roller coaster ride of fan service” (primarily provided by Yoko herself), “over-the-top fight scenes between mecha, hot-bloodedness, epic sunglasses, massive badassery and mind-blowing heroism”. As TV Tropes observed, the series is what happens when Studio Gainax, the anime studio responsible for Neon Genesis Evangelion, is asked to create a Saturday morning cartoon. Indeed, the series could be described as the exact polar opposite of Neon Genesis Evangelion – similarly involving giant piloted mecha pitted against threats to humanity, but rarely taking itself as seriously and mixed with audacity rather than angst. Not to mention less of the “what the hell is going on?” mind-screw of Evangelion, although of course it is still present – it IS Studio Gainax after all.

As succinctly as possible, humanity has been virtually eliminated but for remnants in subterranean villages and some isolated surface villages, kept under the heel of ‘Beast-men’ (combining human and animal DNA) with giant mecha (large armored and powered robotic suits, controlled by operators inside them). And it just gets crazier from there, ultimately evolving to cosmic mecha IN SPACE fighting against eldritch abominations (so not too much different from Neon Genesis Evangelion).

After all, this is a series in which one of the main protagonists, Kamina, declares “Go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb! That’s how Team Gurren rolls!” And in which one of the other main protagonists, Simon, spontaneously invents teleportation just to punch someone in the face (and knock some sense into them). And in which the title refers to piercing the heavens. And in which the most common catchphrase is “Just who the hell do you think we are?”, perhaps to capture the audience’s puzzlement as well as the audacity of its characters.

Yoko herself literally bursts into the first episode as the main female protagonist (and eye candy) of the series – “a woman with a very big gun (and very little clothing)” firing at a beast-mecha as both collapse the roof of the subterranean village of the two male protagonists, Kamina and Simon. And that essentially defines her character for the balance of the series – “It can be a real pain being as tough as I am” as Yoko herself declares, as she continues to shoot down giant mecha through the series. As for her surname, that seems to derive from her surface village of origin.

 

ART & COSPLAY

 

For her iconic feature image, I chose an image of Yoko in her classic costume as she appears in the anime, used as a feature image from the fan wiki and also in a heroes wiki – I used the latter for its clearer image and background contrast. It doesn’t do her justice and there is far superior art (as well as cosplay) of her out there as I note below but it does give a full length view of her classic costume from (gun) barrel to boots. It also conveys something of her insanely statuesque figure, hence why she is such an iconic girl of anime and why she is a recurring staple of art or cosplay.

 

ART – SCIAMANO & DANDONFUGA

 

Yes, indeed – Yoko scores both Sciamano and Dandonfuga rankings as of course both have done art of her. There’s also art of her by Artgerm, Elias Chatzoudis, Neoartcore, Magion, Prywinko, and REIQ.

 

COSPLAY – HANE & HELLY

 

Yoko almost scores the jackpot of my holy trinity – sadly, there’s no Yummychiyo cosplay of her, as Yummychiyo would absolutely have rocked Yoko cosplay. Still, Hane Ame and Helly Valentine rock their Yoko cosplay. Two of my other favorite models – By0ru and Australian cosplayer Katyuska Moonfox – also rock their Yoko cosplay.

 

RATING: 5 STARS*****
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Figure of Asuka from the ‘Eva Girls’ collection of scale figures by sculptor Hayashi Hiroki in 2022 to celebrate the 25th anniversary of Evangelion and of Kaiyodo’s first such products from the series – as advertised for sale in stores

 

 

(1) ASUKA LANGLEY SORYU –
NEON GENESIS EVANGELION / EVANGELION (1995)

 

I had to give my top (goddess-tier) spot to one of the girls  from my favorite anime, Neon Genesis Evangelion (and Evangelion in general as a franchise) – in which traumatized teenagers in a post-apocalyptic Japan pilot giant mecha suits to fight eldritch abominations known as Angels. Which may actually be Angels in the Biblical sense – I’m not sure that anyone, including its creator, knew entirely what was going on. It…was that kind of anime. In the words of the Comic Buyer’s Guide, “this is a giant robot saga the way that Twin Peaks is a cop show”. Or in the simpler words of the caption for the TV Tropes page image – “Not pictured: Sanity”.

And it’s no surprise that the leading duo of Rei Ayanami and Asuka Langley Soryu predominate the girls of Evangelion, as well as iconic of anime girls in general. The only issue was which one to give it to – and I gave it to Asuka because as much as I have a soft spot for Rei, she is weird (and a clone of Shinji’s mother) while Asuka is so iconic an anime girl that she has become something of a meme on social media.

 

ART & COSPLAY

 

As for her iconic feature image, I went with the advertised image for a figurine of her in her distinctive and most iconic plugsuit.

 

ART – DANDONFUGA

 

Sadly no Sciamano art of Asuka but she does score a Dandonfuga ranking for art of her – I’m also counting Dandonfuga’s art of DVa in Asuka’s costume.

Otherwise, there’s art of her by Artgerm, Kikol Draws, Magion, Prywinko and Zumi Draws – as well as standout art of her in a duo with Rei by Logan Cure.

 

COSPLAY – YUMMYCHIYO, HANE & HELLY

 

Yes – Asuka scores my cosplay holy trinity with cosplay of her by Yummychiyo, Hane Ame, and Helly Valentine. There’s also cosplay of her by By0ru and Camillia.

 

RATING: 5 STARS*****
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GIRLS OF ANIME: TOP 10 (TIER LIST)

 

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(1) ASUKA LANGLEY SORYU – NEON GENESIS EVANGELION

(2) YOKO LITTNER – TENGEN TOPPA GURREN LAGANN

 

If Asuka is my Old Testament of Girls of Anime, then Yoko is my New Testament.

 

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(3) NAMI – ONE PIECE

(4) MARIN KITAGAWA – MY DRESS-UP DARLING

(5) YOR FORGER – SPY X FAMILY

(6) NEZUKO KAMADO – DEMON SLAYER

(7) MAKIMA – CHAINSAW MAN

 

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(8) LUCY (LUCYNA KUSHINADA) – CYBERPUNK EDGERUNNERS

(9) FRIEREN – FRIEREN: BEYOND JOURNEY’S END

 

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(10) MOMO AYASE – DANDADAN

 

Top Tens – History: Top 10 History Books (1) Sun Tzu – The Art of War

Cover 2024 Penguin paperback edition

 

 

(1) SUN TZU –

THE ART OF WAR

 

“To win one hundred victories in one hundred battles is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill.”

 

 Wait – what? How does Sun Tzu’s The Art of War score top spot in my Top 10 History Books? It isn’t even a history book! Or is it?

Well, I’d obviously argue it is, at a number of levels – as its content of historical examples from ancient China at a literal level of history, as a historical artefact, as a philosophical artefact of Taoism, as the history of its adaptation and use for strategy, and most fundamentally for my top spot, as the lens by which I view history.

So firstly, its literal level of history – its content of specific historical examples to illustrate its strategic principles, albeit examples which are now obscure to all but specialist knowledge of ancient China. I mean, we’re talking ancient China before even the definitive Qin or Han dynasties, from which China and its dominant ethnicity derive their name. I had originally thought that its history was from the Warring States period but apparently the book itself was written in the preceding Spring and Autumn period of equally warring states.

Its nature as a historical artefact is self-evident – an ancient Chinese military treatise that tells us much about the 5th century BC Chinese military from the period it was written. Less self-evident might be its nature as a philosophical artefact of Taoism.

The history of its adaptation and use in East Asian military strategy is well documented. What is perhaps more striking is how it is only recently that it was adapted and used within Western military strategy or theory – essentially the Cold War in Asia and the Vietnam War in particular, prompted by the Asian combatants in those wars seemingly using it successfully against Western militaries.

In fairness, one might also say finally using it successfully against Western militaries. I remember a quip among my friends about the irony of The Art of War as a book of military strategy from China with its recurring history of military defeat, similarly to Machiavelli’s The Prince as a book of political strategy originating from Italy with its recurring history of political instability or chaos. The Book of Lists even includes China in its Top 10 Most Defeated Nations in Modern History.

Finally and most fundamentally, then there’s its use as a lens with which to view history – essentially seeing history through the lens of strategy – although for me that relies on my somewhat idiosyncratic interpretation of The Art of War’s definitive principle of winning without fighting.

Don’t get me wrong – I’m on board with the conventional interpretations of it:

“Sun portrays war as a costly, destructive last resort; prolonged warfare erodes the state faster than the enemy ever could. Sun uses diplomacy and economic principles in explaining how to keep war brief, contained, controlled, and as cheap as possible by minimizing financial exposure. Sun also stresses the importance of intelligence operatives and espionage to both the war effort and the prevention of war.”

My idiosyncratic interpretation has something of its tongue in its cheek, but as usual I’m joking and I’m serious. Sun Tzu’s The Art of War is the cult classic of military strategy. And yet Sun Tzu often comes across as a pinko pacifist pussy, quoting poetry to hide that when he’s not being obvious, he’s being obtuse. I mean, come on – “The onset of troops is like the rush of a torrent which will even roll stones along in its course” and “The quality of decision is like the well-timed swoop of a falcon”. What?!

Of course, part of this is because The Art of War is thoroughly imbued with Taoist philosophy, including my personal favorite principle of ‘wu wei’ or the art of doing nothing effectively. Nowhere is this more evident than in its defining principle that the true art of war lies in winning without fighting. Well obviously, but how? It brings to mind Bart Simpson’s response when his karate teacher gives him a copy for his first lesson – “Um, I already know how not to hit a guy”.

In fairness, Sun Tzu does explain how to win without fighting, when you cut away all the poetry. However, as usual, history shows it much more bluntly, as proved by the United States of America. Of course, it really shouldn’t surprise anyone that this superpower excelled at the art of war, at least until recently – as opposed to, say, Germany, which despite (or perhaps because of) its reputed military professionalism, proved that it was very good at fighting but not very good at war.

 

RATING: 5 STARS*****

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Top Tens – History: Top 10 History Books (2) Edward Gibbon – The History of the Decline & Fall of the Roman Empire

Featured as a meme “the saddest book cover series in history” – the book design of hardcover or leatherbound versions originating from the 1946 edition design by Paul McPharlin with the etchings of Giovanni Piranesi (which included an additional seventh volume of Gibbon’s notes)

 

 

 

(2) EDWARD GIBBON –

THE HISTORY OF THE DECLINE & FALL OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE

 

Once more but this time it’s the classic titular decline and fall of the Roman Empire.

Indeed, the title alone is so classic, “many writers have used variations” of it since.

And then you have the subject itself, the decline and fall of the Roman Empire – that “melancholy, long, withdrawing roar, retreating to the breath of the night-wind, down the vast edges drear and naked shingles of the world”.

Even now, the decline and fall of the Roman Empire informs much modern discourse about state failure – from Edward Gibbon onwards, “we have been obsessed with the fall: it has been valued as an archetype for every perceived decline, and, hence, as a symbol for our own fears”..

Much of that discourse is whether it was decline or fall. For the former, the Romans were consistently their own worst enemies, not just in their relentless civil wars but also in aspects of internal decline that were observed even as early as the second century – at its peak! – by contemporaries such as the historian Cassius Dio, who lamented the decline “from a kingdom of gold to one of rust and iron”.

In a nutshell, famously and controversially, Gibbon’s thesis was that Christianity did it – although much of that fame and controversy seems inflated from what Gibbon actually wrote.

But Stark After Dark I hear you say, why do you rank Gibbon so highly, in second place above all your other ranked books of Roman history and in god-tier to boot, when it is so widely considered outdated?

And my answer is that it may be outdated as history but “it remains a foundational, highly readable literary masterpiece”.

Firstly, let’s take that highly readable literary masterpiece part. Prose style always counts for a lot with me and snark doesn’t go astray either. Gibbon has few peers, if any, as prose stylist – “Gibbon’s work has been praised for its style, its piquant epigrams and its effective irony”.

Indeed, I tend to share Churchill’s view of Gibbon’s prose style, on which he modelled much of his own.

“I set out upon … Gibbon’s Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire [and] was immediately dominated both by the story and the style. … I devoured Gibbon. I rode triumphantly through it from end to end and enjoyed it all.

Secondly, let’s take that foundational part. It is, dare I say it, ur-history, from which the historiography of the fall of the western empire almost entirely originated. It often seems ironic that one of the ways in which Gibbon is outdated is that he wrote his history from primary sources in preference to secondary sources, as that seems equally an impressive feat – and one for which he ‘is considered by many to be one of the first modern historians”.

Gibbon’s work is so foundational that, in combination with his prose style, it has been foundational not only in history but also in fantasy and science fiction, borrowing from fantasy. Literally, in the case of Isaac Asimov’s Foundation space opera series, which is essentially a galactic retelling of the history of the decline and fall of the Roman Empire – which, as Asimov quipped in doggerel, was written “with a tiny bit of cribbin’ / from the works of Edward Gibbon”.

And not just space opera but high fantasy – indeed the highest, as Tolkien was also influenced by Gibbon, with Gondor in The Lord of the Rings corresponding to the eastern Roman Empire after the fall of its western half, and Minas Tirith to Constantinople.

Finally, it has been foundational for me, inspiring my fascination with the history of the Roman Empire, particularly its decline and fall – indeed, empires and their decline or fall in general.

“In accuracy, thoroughness, lucidity, and comprehensive grasp of a vast subject, the ‘History’ is unsurpassable. It is the one English history which may be regarded as definitive…Whatever its shortcomings the book is artistically imposing as well as historically unimpeachable as a vast panorama of a great period”

 

RATING:

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Top Tens – History: Top 10 History Books (3) Azar Gat – War in Human Civilization

 

Oxford University Press, 1st edition (paperback) cover 2008, the edition I own

 

(3) AZAR GAT –

WAR IN HUMAN CIVILIZATION (2006)

 

 

“War, huh, yeah

What is it good for?”

 

Azar Gat’s history of war in human civilization is nothing short of magisterial – and at least halfway answers that famous song lyric, telling us what war is for.

 

That is the fundamental question which this book examines – “Why do people go to war?”.

 

Is it part of human nature or a “late cultural invention” of “civilization”, linked to agriculture, the state or something else? In short, who was right – Hobbes or Rousseau?

 

Has war declined in modernity? If so, why?

 

“In this truly global study of war and civilization, Azar Gat sets out to find definitive answers to these questions in an attempt to unravel the ‘riddle of war’ throughout human history, from the early hunter-gatherers right through to the unconventional terrorism of the twenty-first century”.

 

The book is divided into three parts. Part 2 – titled Agriculture, Civilization, and War – is perhaps the most straightforward of the three, although the overarching question of why people go to war is still present throughout, along with the associated question of how they do. Although he gave the game away in Part 1, Gat definitely leans into Hobbes here, with the emergence of strong central states – Hobbes’ Leviathan – being a key reason for less violent societies. Yes – even when those states make a wasteland and call it peace, as with the Roman Empire and their Pax Romana. He indicates as much with the title of his conclusion for this part – War, the Leviathan, and the Pleasures and Miseries of Civilization.

 

However, Parts 1 and 3 were the most fascinating for me. Part 1 and its sweeping title Warfare in the First Two Million Years indicate that its gamut is the whole of human prehistory – and indeed earlier to hominin prehistory. One myth that Gat dispels in Part 1 is that humans are uniquely prolific for intra-species violence. As Gat demonstrates, they are not – and indeed other animal species match or exceed humans for violence within their own species. Where humans differ is with respect to the targets of their violence. Whereas animals avoid more costly violence against evenly matched males and instead target young or females of their own species (as with the infamous example of male lions killing cubs when they take over a pride), humans are the opposite – targeting other males, often with the express motive of taking women and children as prizes. But you might ask – aren’t human males similarly evenly matched as their animal counterparts? Yes, indeed – which is why humans make it less evenly matched by the preferred strategies of the ambush or raid catching antagonists by surprise, ideally asleep, something which is easier to do for humans than for animals.

 

Which brings us to the other myth Gat dispels in this part – Rousseau’s “noble savage” or rather the myth of a peaceful ‘savage’, where the true escalation of violence in war arising with ‘civilization’, whether agriculture, the state, or something else. Indeed, Gat demonstrates that humans in their “state of nature” or indeed in societies not predominated by powerful central states experience much more violence, usually by substantial orders of magnitude.

 

As for Part 3 – Modernity: The Dual Face of Janus – Gat demonstrates that modernity has resulted in, well, more peace and less violence or war, even if that does not seem to be the case because of the destructive power of our technology. More intriguingly, Gat dispels (or at least introduces cause for caution with respect to) any monomythic explanations for this – such as “democratic peace theory” or fear of nuclear weapons.

 

RATING: 5 STARS*****

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Top Tens – History: Top 10 History Books (4) H.P. Willmott – The Great Crusade

 

Raising the flag over the Reichstag – one of the most iconic images of WW2 (as photographed by Yevgeny Khaldei and in public domain), used for the cover of the first edition of the book (and also for its own article on Wikipedia “Raising a flag over the Reichstag”)

 

(4) HP WILLMOTT –

THE GREAT CRUSADE: A NEW COMPLETE HISTORY OF THE SECOND WORLD WAR (1989)

 

My bible of the Second World War – the best single “volume history of the Second World War in its coverage of all the major themes and all the fronts”.

And for that matter, one of my favorite volumes of history for any subject – one firmly embedded in my psyche and to which I repeatedly return, particularly on the subject of WW2, with insights or nuggets on almost every page.

For example, comparing the Pacific War to the American Civil War, with the former having uncanny parallels to the latter, even down to the two main American (or Union) offensive directions of each, with Imperial Japan similarly doomed to defeat as the Confederacy and for much the same reasons.

Or the transposition between Germany and the Soviet Union in military proficiency, such that by 1944-1945 the latter arguably equalled or surpassed the former at its peak, while Germany matched many of the same failings for the Soviets back in 1941.

Indeed, most of my own views of the Second World War originate in this book. Much of that is due to the style of Willmott, a strangely neglected or overlooked military historian – to quote excerpts from an Amazon review:

“Interesting, insightful, revelatory…Willmott is Willmott: never less than lucid and coherent, even when his work descends into the “mere chronicle” of army, corps and divisional movements that more properly belong to purely military history…magisterial is no more than an appropriate term with which to describe Willmott’s informative – indeed, transformative – and succinctly and clearly expressed synthesis of the knowledge on such a wide subject.”

Above all, my view of the Second World War originates in Willmott’s main theme or thesis of the book, which he was nice enough to state at the outset – debunking the myth of German military excellence. Indeed, he cheekily adapts Oscar Wilde’s famous quote from The Importance of Being Earnest – to lose one world war may be regarded as misfortune, to lose both looks like carelessness

This might seem paradoxical given the extent of Germany’s initial victories – and the Allied effort required to reverse those victories and defeat Germany – but almost as paradoxically, Willmott argues this just illustrates his theme, that Germany could succeed to that extent but still lose.

However, the paradox is resolved by Willmott’s argument, which he repeatedly demonstrates throughout the book, that “the German military genius was in fighting not in war, and along with her Japanese ally Germany was the only great power that did not understand the nature of war.”

One might add that this is the converse of the art of war, at least according to Sun Tzu – and of the Allies in general and the United States in particular. As Willmott observes, in terms of actually waging war, Germany was hopelessly outclassed by the Allies, matched only by the similar hopelessness of their ally Japan.

Willmott has yet another striking insight in his speculation about the reason for this – that the very success of Bismarck, the one German leader who had understood war, that is the limits of military and national power, “blinded successive generations of Germans to these realities because they saw only his military victories”.

 

RATING: 5 STARS*****

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Monday Night Mojo – Top 10 Music (Mojo & Funk): Special Mention (Mojo) (2) Lana Del Rey – Summertime Sadness

 

(2) MOJO: LANA DEL REY –
SUMMERTIME SADNESS (2012)
B-side: Blue Jeans (2012)

 

“I got that summertime, summertime sadness”

You and me both, Lana del Rey, you retro pop queen – “self-styled gangsta Nancy Sinatra” and “L0lita lost in the hood”.

The music of Lana del Rey – or Elizabeth Woolridge Grant – has been noted “for its stylized cinematic quality; its preoccupation with themes of tragic romance, glamour, and melancholia; and its references to pop culture” Also – Hollywood sadcore, baroque pop, dream pop and “about music as a time warp, with her languorous croons over molasses-like arrangements meant to make clock hands seem to move so slowly that it feels possible, at times, they might go backwards”

And somehow all of this seems infused in her 2012 trip hop ballad hit, “Summertime Sadness” – so melancholy!

Also something of a crush of mine, although perhaps more as an idea

And as for my B-side, I’ll go with her characteristically mournful love song, Blue Jeans.

Love, like life, is the long lost last look back…

“I will love you till the end of time
I would wait a million years
Promise you’ll remember that you’re mine
Baby can you see through the tears?”

As for the balance of my Top 10 Lana Del Rey songs:

(3) Ultraviolence (2014)
(4) Video Games (2011)
(5) Born to Die (2011)

(6) Ride (2012)
(7) National Anthem (2012)
( 8 ) West Coast (2014)
(9) Did You Know There’s a Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd (2022)
(10) A & W (2023)

 

RATING: 4 STARS****
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Top Tens – History: Top 10 History Books (5) John Keegan – A History of Warfare

 

 

 

(5) JOHN KEEGAN –

A HISTORY OF WARFARE (1993)

 

The magnum opus of one of the foremost military historians of our time – a global history of war from prehistory to nuclear weapons. (Although one might also argue his magnum opus was his trilogy of The Face of Battle, The Mask of Command, and The Price of Admiralty).

 

After an introductory section “War in Human History”, Keegan organizes his history in broad thematic sections invoking the four classical elements but as the four elements of war, albeit also more or less in chronological sequence – “Stone”, “Flesh”, “Iron” and “Fire”.

 

Between each section is an “interlude”, not so much in chronological sequence but with a focus on recurring aspects – or problems – throughout the history of warfare, respectively limitations on warmaking, fortification, armies, and logistics and supply. For example, the interlude on ärmies dealt with the basic problem of – and limited number of means for – actually raising armies.

 

The titles of those elemental sections speak for themselves – with fire obviously corresponding to the defining characteristic of modern warfare increasingly relying on forms of combustion or energy, from gunpower through the internal combustion engine to nuclear weapons.

 

A personal highlight was the book’s examination of the conquests of the various “horse peoples”, the high point of which were the Mongols, always a subject of fascination for me. Something that has always resonated in my mind ever since is Keegan’s opinion that much of the mobile tactical skill of the horse peoples originated in the same techniques they used on their herds except on their adversaries instead.

 

 

RATING: 5 STARS*****

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Top Tens – Girls of Video Games: Top 10 Girls of Video Games (Revised 2026)

Grand Theft Auto 5 cover girl – “bikini selfie girl”

 

The girls of video games – as notorious as the girls of comics or perhaps even more so. There’s a reason Jiggle Physics is a trope – and why this is my second top ten girls list after the girls of comics.

 

ART & COSPLAY

 

But first a note on the visual images used in this top ten. Given the copyright in such images, I only use a visual image as fair use for the purposes of comment and review in each entry – an iconic feature image to identify the character, either in general or in their most iconic version as I review it to be (or both), sourced from the published game cover or promotional art, or occasionally captured from gameplay or trailers.

I also include a special section in each entry under the subtitle of art and cosplay – not for any actual art and cosplay as such but instead where I nominate my favorite artists and cosplay models depicting the character, which you can look up for yourself. For art, I award a special ranking for any art by my two favorite artists – the two freelance digital artists Sciamano and Dandonfuga. For cosplay, I award a special ranking for any cosplay by my holy trinity of models – my favorite model Yummychiyo with her insane figure in top spot, followed by Hane Ame and Helly Valentine.

As for the iconic feature image I’ve chosen for this page itself and girls of video games in general, I couldn’t go past the notorious cover girls of the Grand Theft Auto series. Also intimately familiar (heh) to players from the long loading screens, the GTA cover girls have their own history and backstories, although typically with no or limited appearance in the games themselves. It’s arguable which GTA cover girl is most iconic or notorious, but I settled on the bikini selfie girl from GTA5. And yes – unlike other GTA cover girls who have names, that’s as far as her identity goes, an unnamed representative of the game setting Los Santos taking a selfie of herself in a bikini on the beach. Despite apparently being based on a real life model Shelby Welinder that Rockstar Games contracted for a photo shoot, there were waves of speculation as to the identity of the unnamed bikini girl – with two of the most popular being Swimsuit Illustrated model Kate Upton (and to be honest, it does look like her to the extent that I too thought it was) and Lindsay Lohan, the latter even filing a lawsuit.

 

 

Comic cover art by David Nakayama for issue 1A of the tie-in comic published October 2025 (fair use)

 

 

(10) MALEVOLA –

DISPATCH (2025)

 

The Devil from Down Under!

“Dispatch is a 2025 episodic adventure-real-time strategy game” which I noticed through the usual way I notice almost all games – through art and cosplay for its female characters. Hence, it’s my wildcard tenth place entry for best video game girl of 2025.

The narrative of the game seems to involve costumed superheroes and supervillains. Or former supervillains as the case may be – I understand the backstory involves a former superhero forced into retirement from active duty (by destruction of his mecha-suit, near-death experience, and public scrutiny) but assigned as a dispatcher or mission control to Z-team, a team of former supervillains going through rehabilitation and not doing too well at it.

I was spoilt for choice with the female characters on offer in art and cosplay. Blonde Blazer came very close to scoring this entry, particularly as she lends herself more easily to cosplay, but Z-team member Malevola won out because I just can’t say no to devil girls – particularly to devil girls from down under, which I understand in this case to mean Hell or Australia (or both).

 

ART – DANDONFUGA

 

Not surprisingly, Malevola scores my Dandonfuga ranking for art of her, indeed in multiple versions – although I went with comic cover art of her by David Nakayama for my iconic feature image of her.

 

RATING:

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Promotional game cover art

 

(9) EVE –
STELLAR BLADE (2024)

 

Normally I lag behind the curve for my girls of video games, until I’m caught up in the wave of art and cosplay from the character – but I boarded the hype train on this one right from the start, such is the media or social media attention she received before her game’s release. From the trailers I saw of her character – particularly in her skin suit – we’re talking the singularity of Jiggle Physics here, people. Oh – and she’s motion-captured from a real life Korean model.

The plot synopsis from Wikipedia – “Humanity is driven from Earth after a losing war against alien invaders called Naytiba. To reclaim their lost home, Eve and her squad are deployed from the Colony to fight the Naytiba and to take back Earth. Eventually, Eve meets a survivor named Adam, who leads her to Xion, humanity’s last surviving city on Earth. Eve then makes contact with the elder Orcal and establishes relationships with the residents of Xion, in order to further her mission to save humanity and reclaim Earth.”

Adam and Eve? See – it’s of Biblical propotions!

 

ART & COSPLAY

 

For her iconic feature image, I’ve chosen the promotional game cover art itself.

 

ART – SCIAMANO & DANDONFUGA

 

And yes – she may be new to 2024 but she had such an impact that she quickly scored Sciamano and Dandonfuga rankings with their art of her (in alternate versions). I’m slowly building up to an Eve art top ten but so far my favorite artists depicting her include Neoartcore, Logan Cure, Kitty, Shura KRGT, and Aleiira V.

 

COSPLAY – HANE & HELLY

 

Sadly no Yummychiyo ranking – she would rock Stellar Blade’s Eve – but Hane Ame has rocked Eve cosplay and Helly Valentine is a close runner-up

 

RATING:
A-TIER (TOP TIER)

 

 

An iconic in-game pose in her equally as iconic costume – although she dispenses with the skirt in one variant

 

 

(8) 2B –
NIER AUTOMATA (2017)

 

Nier: Automata (or NieR: Automata) – sequel to post-apocalyptic game Nier. And even more post-apocalyptic! Post-post-apocalyptic, even?

It is the distant future – and the last remnants of humanity have fled to the Moon while deploying combat androids to fight machine proxy wars with alien invaders. Or something like that.

Enter our protagonist YoRHA No 2 Model B, or 2B for short – a white-haired long-legged female model with an elegant steampunk appearance and dangerously short skirt (or leotard) of dubious combat utility.

Not entirely sure why our most advanced military technology in 11495 AD seems to consist of…swords.

Except of course – video game play and video game girls (with swords)!

 

ART & COSPLAY

 

For her iconic feature image, I couldn’t go past the screenshot of one of her iconic in-game poses (commonly replicated by cosplay models). It also features her iconic appearance and costume, although she does dispense the skirt in the game and just goes round in her leotard she wears underneath it.

 

ART – SCIAMANO & DANDONFUGA

 

One of the most popular video games for artists, she scores both Sciamano and Dandonfuga rankings as both have done art of her. Even artists that more usually work in comics couldn’t resist her allure – such as Elias Chatzoudis and Nathan Szerdy.

Here’s my top ten on the spot for 2B art:

1 – Sciamano (apparently 2B art is also a favorite for the artist as well)

2 – Dandonfuga (for my Dandonfuga ranking)

3 – Elias Chatzoudis (for one of my favorite works of Nier art – by a professional comics artist to boot)

4 – Nathan Szerdy (more 2B art by a professional comics artist)

5 – Kikol Draws (Nier Automata and 2B is one of Kikol’s favorite subjects – and the source of some of my favorite 2B art)

6 – Neoartcore (for sensational 2B art)

7 – Logan Cure (for yet more sensational 2B art)

8 – Magion02 (2B is the subject of some of Magion’s best artworks)

9 – Ayyasap (for some nice 2B art)

10 – Aroma Sensei (Aroma Sensei does like doing art of white haired pretty girls)

 

SPECIAL MENTION

 

AI shoutout to Naughty Neurals.

 

COSPLAY – YUMMYCHIYO  (HANE & HELLY)

 

2B is also popular among cosplay models, getting a clean sweep of rankings from my holy trinity of cosplay models – Yummychiyo, Hane and Helly. Hane Ame deserves a special shoutout – I’d rank 2B among her best (and signature) cosplay.

I can’t quite rank a top ten of 2B cosplay but it’s close – with Octokuro, Lupinus, Tako, and Kato ranking after my top three cosplay models for their 2B cosplay.

 

RATING:
A-TIER (TOP TIER)

 

 

Promotional art of Ahri’s classic skin from the League of Legends website

 

 

(7) AHRI –
LEAGUE OF LEGENDS (2009)

 

Foxy lady!

I could just continue with the lyrics of Jimi Hendrix’s song but…

League of Legends (or LoL – lol) is a multiplayer online fantasy role-playing game in a similar style to World of Warcraft, although it has surpassed the latter in popularity since its release in 2009. The game’s popularity has also extended into merchandise and other media. The game mechanic is essentially that players control a character or ‘champion’ with distinctive abilities in the fantasy world of Runeterra, who then battles against other champions – “the champions and setting blend a variety of elements, including high fantasy, steampunk, folklore, and Lovecraftian horror”.

This insanely popular game has an insanely massive backstory or ‘lore’ to match – it has evolved from the original titular League of Legend (a magical battle arena used used to settle disputes between the competing fantasy factions) to the aptly named Universe, an extensive encyclopedia website (as well as written stories, artwork, comics, animations and other media).

So the choice of fantasy girl for this entry was tricky (and indeed deserving of its own top ten list), as there are again an insanely large number of characters from which to choose – 136 champions as at April 2017 – of which there are a number of female characters that are insanely hot. That’s even more so as each character has a number of variant appearances or ‘skins’, as well as other customizations.

In the end, however, there could be only one – Ahri the Nine-Tailed Fox. With her shapely form in her revealing, ah, skins, she has consistently appeared at the top of lists or polls for “the most desirable girls in the League” – which is only apt, as it reflects her seductive nature in the game itself. “To wit, she is so attractive that the sheer amount of s€xiness she puts out is a canonically-accepted game mechanic”. So much so that even other girls, not to mention otherworldly beings and eldritch abominations can find her attractive – and if they don’t, she can make them, as the most distinctive of her game abilities is a charm spell in the form of a blown kiss and shape of a heart.

As for her backstory, she was a literal fox, albeit smarter than the average fox, given that she was that foxy magical being known in Japanese folklore as a kitsune (or more precisely the somewhat more vampiric Korean equivalent known as a gumiho) – with intelligence and magic (including enchantment, illusion and shapeshifting) right down to the additional tails they grow as they get older, up to nine in total.

However, Ahri had ambitions to shift to a human shape and so she absorbed the life essence of a dying mage on a battlefield. With her newfound humanoid form, magic and seductive charm, she continued to absorb the life essence of men, until she contracted a case of conscience from – and about- sucking souls. (She can still do it but she’s just nicer about it).

In-game her character is a “deadly mage-assassin reliant on a heart-shaped Charm spell with a seduction-heavy theme and backstory”. She has taken to her human shape, although she retains such fox-like characteristics (or vulpine characteristics, if you want to be fancy about it) – her brightly colored eyes, whisker-like facial markings, cute fox ears and above all those nine fluffy and incredibly agile tails, which resemble luxurious pillows on which she often lounges seductively.

And how! She’s seductive in her classic variant, but then there’s her variant ‘skins’ (some of which sound like various fashion or fragrance lines) – Arcade, Challenger, Dynasty, Foxfire, Midnight and Generation ‘skin’.

 

 

ART & COSPLAY

 

For her iconic feature image, what better than the promotional art for her classic skin or appearance from League of Legends itself?

 

ART – SCIAMANO & DANDONFUGA

 

She scores both Sciamano and Dandonfuga rankings for their art of her – particularly Sciamano as his art of Ahri is among my favorite both for the character and for his art.

Here’s my top ten on the spot for Ahri art:

1 – Sciamano

2 – Dandonfuga

3 – Artgerm (coming close to Sciamano’s art for my favorite image of Ahri)

4 – Logan Cure

5 – Kittew

6 – Neoartcore

7 – Prywinko

8 – Ayyasap

9 – Olcha S

10 – Naughty Neurals

 

COSPLAY – HANE & HELLY

 

No Yummychiyo ranking but she scores a high Hane and Helly ranking, particularly the former. Ahri is one of Hane Ame’s favorite characters to cosplay and her signature cosplay in all of Ahri’s various skins.

As for other Ahri cosplay in order – Kalinka Fox (aptly enough) and Hedy.

 

RATING:
A-TIER (TOP TIER)

 

 

Mai Shiranui in promotional art for The King of Fighters XIII

 

 

(6) MAI SHIRANUI –

FATAL FURY / KING OF FIGHTERS (1992)

 

I do like my ninja girls!

Not surprisingly, they are a staple of the fighting game genre of video games. Mai Shiranui is yet another ninja girl – or kunoichi for the proper term. And as usual for ninja girls in popular culture, her signature fighting costume seems distinctly un-ninja-like or particularly conspicuous for a ninja (that highly visible ninja trope again). Firstly, there’s not much of it, all the better to display her, ah, jiggle physics (literally her trademark fighting stance – or bounce). Apparently that aspect of her character was inspired by tales of kunoichi using their bodies for seduction and distraction – I’m certainly distracted!. Secondly, it’s red – and rather weird in its design.

She made her debut in the Fatal Fury fighting game series in 1992 – a series which consistently features that usual plot excuse of martial arts action set pieces, a martial arts tournament (which also strangely seem to be run by crime lords). From there, it becomes complicated as the Fatal Fury characters then featured in King of Fighters, a crossover series combining the company’s other fighting game series.

The development of her character is quite intriguing, from her intended origin as a “sexy and beautiful kunoichi” (with her official character description in games as the “Gorgeous Ninja” or the “Knock-Out Ninja”). Apparently, her, ah, bust and buttocks were modelled after two different Japanese actresses (and her costumes certainly don’t let them go to waste). Otherwise, she “represents the ideal of a Japanese woman – or yamato nadeshiko. Her profile lists her height, weight and measurements, because of course it does (1.64 m or 5’4”, 48 kg or 106 pounds and 87-55-91 or 34-22-36).

Mai is the Japanese word for dance while her surname is the Japanese word for an atmospheric ‘ghost-light’ phenomenon, referencing her pyrokinetic abilities. Her weapon of choice is the characteristic kunoichi set of folding fans or tessen.

“Largely due to her sex appeal, Mai has become one of the most popular, recognizable and celebrated female characters of the fighting game genre and video gaming in general, especially in Japan, China and some other East Asian countries.”

 

ART & COSPLAY

 

For her iconic feature image, I chose the promotional art for her from King of Fighters XIII. It may not be up there with the glorious fan art for her but it still showcases her game…assets. Not to mention one of her classic poses.

 

ART – SCIAMANO & DANDONFUGA

 

Everyone loves Mai – especially artists and it is her prolific fan art, even after over three decades, that sees her in my top ten.

And yes – it also sees her score Sciamano and Dandonfuga rankings for their art of her, with the latter some of my favorite Mai art.

As for my Mai top ten art on the spot

1 – Sciamano (for my Sciamano ranking)

2 – Dandonfuga (for my Dandonfuga ranking – and some of my favorite Mai art)

3 – Kikol Draws (for some of my favorite Mai art)

4 – Artgerm (consistently the professional comics artist with the best art of video game girls)

5 – Neoartcore (for Mai in Neoartcore’s usual style)

6 – Logan Cure (for Mai in Logan Cure’s usual style)

7 – Ayyasap (for cute Mai art)

8 – Prywinko (for Mai in Prywinko’s usual style)

9 – Kittew (for some sizzling Mai art – too hot to handle!)

10 – Magion02 (recently bringing their A-game to Mai art)

 

SPECIAL MENTION

Al Rio (for some of my favorite art of Mai I just happened across)

AI shoutout to Naughty Neurals.

 

COSPLAY

Sadly no cosplay from my holy trinity, all of whom would rock Mai cosplay – Yummychiyo, Hane, or Helly.

There is a lot of quality Mai cosplay out there, including my favorite models – Anxi, Miu, Nami, and Giorgia Cosplay.

 

RATING:
A-TIER (TOP TIER)

 

 

 

Promotional game art – with facial re-design

 

 

(5) RAPI –
GODDESS OF VICTORY: NIKKE (2022)

 

That’s right – the girls of Goddess of Victory: Nikke, a science fiction third-person shooter role-playing game, really jiggled on to the scene when the game was released in November 2022.

And that’s also right – they’ve spelt Nike, the usual translation of the name of the Greek goddess of victory, with an extra k.

As for the plot, it’s somewhat similar to the Nier Automata series – a far-future post-apocalyptic Earth, albeit one in which humanity is not extinct, but close to it as remnants that have retreated to a technologically advanced underground bunker known as the Ark. Retreated that is, from extraterrestrial robots known as Raptures.

Like Nier Automata, humanity is fighting back with Nikkes- combat-ready androids in the form of beautiful women, a curious design choice but one obviously chosen by someone similar to me because that’s exactly how I’d design them, or anything really. The androids fight in teams led by human commanders which I understand to be essentially the gameplay.

One of those Nikkes is Rapi, the iconic poster girl of the game who has featured heavily in their promotion as well as fan art and cosplay – in a design seemingly resembling some sort of Red Army fetish girl in stockings.

 

ART & COSPLAY

 

What better than the game’s own promotional art as iconic both of Rapi and the game itself?

 

ART

 

Sadly no Sciamano or Dandonfuga ranking. Indeed, I haven’t come across much fan art for her at all, at least from my favorite artists.

 

COSPLAY – YUMMYCHIYO & HANE

 

On the other hand, there’s an abundance of quality cosplay for her, including from Yummychiyo and Hane Ame – hence her Yummychiyo and Hane rankings.

Ranking the top Rapi cosplay in order – Hane Ame (for classic Rapi uniform cosplay), Yummychiyo (for summer swimwear Rapi cosplay), Lupinus (Rapi is her signature cosplay), Aqua, Fufukowa, By0ru, Ain Nguyen, and Ely.

 

RATING: 5 STARS*****
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Game character promotional art

 

(4) ASUNA –
BLUE ARCHIVE (2021)

 

“Wait – it’s all Asuna and Karin?”
“Always has been”

There seems to be a recurring trend in games from the 2010s and 2020s which involve gameplay of recruiting literal teams of girls for combat or similar missions. At least in Nier Automata, the pretext was that the combat-ready androids were designed in the form of beautiful woman – as I’ve quipped elsewhere, a curious design choice but one obviously chosen by someone similar to me because that’s exactly how I’d design them, or anything really.

Perhaps not as curious a design choice as here though, where you are a teacher – addressed as “sensei” of course – and, ah, recruit your students, albeit I don’t remember any students who looked liked this at my school, even without their distinctive haloes.

“You awake as a “sensei”, after seeing an unknown yet familiar girl in your dreams. You are tasked by the Vice President of the General Student Council of the sprawling academic city of Kivotos to find the GSC’s missing president… gameplay is done on an isometrically-viewed battlefield. You fight by using students you’ve recruited as units in a formation of 6″.

Given it’s a “sprawling academic city”, there’s about eleven schools and each school has a host to students to choose from, so there’s a lot of potential Girls of Blue Archive, but when it comes to art and cosplay, it is indeed like that astronaut with the gun meme – it’s all Asuna and Karin, the two signature girls of the game hailing from the Millennium Science School (and its ‘Cleaning and Clearing’ club or affiliation, hence their, ah, maid outfits). As per TV Tropes, Asuna and Karin are “Blue Archive’s poster girls for it being fetish fuel best known for the fanservice”. Of course, their variant bunny costumes help so much.

Each of the Cleaning and Clearing maids are assigned a number – with Asuna as 1 and Karin as 2, which would also reflect my rankings for them, with Asuna just edging forward of Karin to claim a top ten spot (while Karin and other girls of Blue Archive rank special mention)

Asuna is a buxom blue-eyed blond, typically with hair over one eye and a blue theme to her, including her halo. Essentially, she’s carefree and ditzy, but lucky.

 

ART & COSPLAY

 

The best Blue Archive art is the game’s own promotional character art and Asuna is no exception – hence my choice for iconic feature image. The only issue was that I had to choose among the Blue Archive game promotional art for Asuna’s different ‘skins’ – her default school uniform, her maid costume and her formal attire design by artist Dishwasher1910, but the choice could only go to her bunny girl costume.

 

ART

 

Sadly no Sciamano or Dandonfuga ranking but I can at least nominate three artists for my favorite fan (bunny) Asuna art – Kikol Draws, Magion02 and Prywinko. And of course the artists for her promotional game character design (including Dishwasher1910).

 

COSPLAY – YUMMYCHIYO  (HANE AME)

 

Fortunately my favorite cosplay models step up – indeed, Asuna might well have one of the highest Yummychiyo rankings, given that she’s arguably the signature cosplay for my top favorite model Yummychiyo. She also has a high Hane Ame ranking, with Asuna as some of Hane Ame’s best cosplay in prolific photo sets for different itirations of the character.

 

My Asuna cosplay top ten on the spot

1 – Yummychiyo

2 – Hane Ame,

3 – Uri

4 – Aqua

5 – Fufukowa

6 – Okita Rinka

7 – Natsume

8 – Miu

9 – Rissoft

10 – Azami

 

SPECIAL MENTION

1 – By0ru

2 – Meenfox

 

 

RANKING: 5 STARS*****
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Yes – that is her game promotional art for her Race Queen skin “Stunning Speedster”

 

(3) ATAGO –
AZUR LANE (2017)

 

“Oh my, what a cute commander~ I’m Atago. I might just take good care of you…”

Ahoy! What is it with video games and ‘ship girls’ – anime girls literally personifying Second World War naval vessels? Let’s face it – there’s nothing that fans can’t or won’t see as anime girls. (Hello Earth-chan or Black Hole-chan!)

In 2013, it was Kantai Collection – KanColle or Fleet Girls in English, with girls personifying Imperial Japanese Navy vessels (somewhat disturbingly, given Imperial Japan’s role in the war) against a mysterious abyssal alien opponent.

And in 2017, Azur Lane is a Chinese copycat version of the same thing – perhaps even more disturbingly with the same focus on Imperial Japanese naval vessels, given Imperial Japan’s actions towards China.

But I can’t stay mad at Imperial Japanese vessels when they’re anime catgirls. As usual, Azur Lane came to my attention through cosplay – particularly cosplay of Atago, ship cat-girl for the Imperial Japanese Navy heavy cruiser of the same name. Or more precisely, ship dog-girl, as she sports dog ears (as all the Japanese ship girls have animal ears or tails). Similarly to Kantai Collection, embodying a big ship, she has some, well, big guns – along with her sisters in the Takao heavy cruiser class. While her original appearance features her in white naval-style uniform, she has a number of racier ‘skins’ or appearance – we all know we’re here for Race Queen (or RQ) Atago, in which she barely fits in a black and white racing flag-style bikini outfit. O my goddess!

As for ranking her Race Queen skin as well as her other skins, you can find my Top 10 Atago skins here, as a sub-page of my Top 10 Girls of Azur Lane

 

ART & COSPLAY

 

For her iconic feature image, there was only one choice – the promotional art for her Race Queen skin!

 

ART – SCIAMANO

 

Atago arguably scores THE Sciamano ranking – my all-time favorite Sciamano art of any character and the one that originally drew me (heh) to his art, as the first Sciamano art I saw. It’s also my favorite art of Atago, both in her Race Queen version and her more formal dress uniform version.

Sadly, Atago does not have prolific art from my favorite artists so I don’t have enough for a top ten – Sciamano would rank first of course, but after that there’s Kikol Draws and Kittew

 

COSPLAY – YUMMYCHIYO & HANE

 

However, Atago does have prolific cosplay, particularly in her Race Queen version because – just look at it!

She does score my Yummychiyo ranking, but perhaps even more so my Hane ranking. Ahri may be Hane Ame’s signature cosplay (and her personal favorite) but her Atago is up there as well – the Race Queen skin of course but also the other skins.

And I can squeeze out a top ten of Atago cosplay

1 – Hane Ame (one of her signature cosplays – and a reliable source of Azur Lane cosplay in general)

2 – Yummychiyo (another reliable source of Azur Lane cosplay)

3 – Fufukowa

4 – Takomayuyi

5 – Biya

6 – Natsume (another reliable source of Azur Lane cosplay)

7 – Anxi

8 – Okita Rinka

9 – Oripiepie

10 – Camilla

 

RATING: 5 STARS****
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(2) TIFA LOCKHART –

FINAL FANTASY (1997)

 

Pinup girl of the cyber-generation. Introduced in FFVII – the same edition of the game that broke through to widespread Western popularity. Coincidence? I think not.

She’s of the fantasy monk character class. Think kung fu not Christian – a combination of martial arts and mystical training. In a black mini-skirt – for extra kicks.

Also measures in at 36-24-35″ (or 92-60-88 cm – at 5 feet 6 inches or 167 cm) because of course she does.

 

ART & COSPLAY

 

For her iconic feature image, I chose one of her more popular game screenshots – which seems to be popular for a reason.

 

ART – SCIAMANO & DANDONFUGA

 

Tifa scores both Sciamano and Dandonfuga rankings, with Sciamano’s art as some of my favorite for his art and also for Tifa herself – but Tifa is very popular among artists and arguably the most popular subject among ‘fan’ artists. Here’s my Tifa art top ten on the spot:

1 – Sciamano (for my Sciamano ranking with a number of artworks of her – including one in tribute to her appearance in the Italian Parliament. No, seriously)

2 – Dandonfuga (for my Dandonfuga ranking – as above with a number of artworks of Tifa)

3 – Neoartcore (for cute Tifa art – with multiple artworks)

4 – Kikol Draws (Tifa is one of Kikol’s specialties and best subjects – with multiple artworks of her)

5 – Magion02 (for one of my favorite artworks of Tifa in canonical swimsuit)

6 – Artgerm (one of the few professional comics artists I know to feature her in his art – at least as far as I know)

7 – Logan Cure (for multiple artworks of Tifa)

8 – Aroma Sensei (for some of the best Tifa artwork outside her canonical costumes)

9 – Kittew (another artist with some sizzling art of Tifa as recurring subject)

10 – Shura KRGT (for Tifa in her classic costume)

 

SPECIAL MENTION

She’s a favorite among AI artists as well – shoutout to Naughty Neurals among others.

 

COSPLAY – YUMMYCHIYO, HANE & HELLY

 

Tifa may be even more popular among cosplayers than she is among artists – perhaps one of the most popular subjects of cosplay of all time. She certainly gets a clean sweep of my holy trinity of cosplay models – Yummychiyo, Hane & Helly. However, if I had to choose between them, I’d have to nominate Hane as the definitive Tifa cosplayer – both as a contender for another Hane Ame signature cosplay but also as the definitive cosplay of Tifa throughout her costumes. Wow – at this rate, I may just have to do a top ten Hane Ame cosplays. My Top 10 Girls of Video Games alone has seen some of her best (and signature) cosplays – probably Ahri in top spot as Hane’s personal favorite, but then Tifa, Atago and Asuna.

 

As for my Tifa cosplay top ten on the spot –

1 – Hane Ame

2 – Helly Valentine

3 – Yummychiyo (as my favorite cosplay model but ranking third here as Hane and Helly have more prolific cosplay of Tifa)

4 – Uri

5 – Kalinka Fox

6 – Aqua

7 – Lupinus Rando (just a glimpse of Tifa cosplay!)

8 – Kisaragi Ash

9 – Diaphora

10 – Camilla

 

SPECIAL MENTION

1 – Vampy Bit Me

2 – Katyuska Moonfox

3 – Octokuro

4 – By0ru

5 – Miu

6 – Rissoft

7 – Anxi (if only I could find Tifa cosplay by her colleague Hedy, who would also rock it!)

8 – Ely Cosplay

9 – Plant Lily

10 – Meenfox

 

RATING: 5 STARS*****
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Tomb Raider Anniversary edition – 2007 release

 

 

(1) LARA CROFT –

TOMB RAIDER (1996)

 

Could there be any doubt? There could only be one girl in the top spot as THE most famous, THE most iconic and THE most enduring action girl in video games (or indeed, video games protagonists in general) – the first (if not only) female video game character most people would name as such: Lara Croft, tomb raider. (Indeed, she holds a Guinness World Record for most recognized female video game character).

Tomb Raider is a video game franchise with Lara as the titular tomb raider and adventurer archaeologist (who, along with Indiana Jones, made archaeology seem adventurous rather than the boring dusting of broken pottery that it is in reality). The games have her trotting the globe, raiding tombs for treasure while avoiding rival hunters, wildlife, and various death traps.

Since its debut in 1996, the games have sold millions of copies and extended into comics, films (with Angelina Jolie and Alicia Vikander in the title role) and an animated series.

As for Lara herself, does she need any introduction? “A British archaeologist who has a knack for descending into trap-riddled tombs and ruins, and loves every bit of it”.

Armed with her wits and her trusty dual pistols” (with seemingly limitless ammunition, “Lara uncovers secrets across the globe stopping at nothing to get what she wants”. She is the archetypal video game action girl, “practically the trope codifier” for female video game protagonists of this type, and “at the height of her popularity, she was probably the best recognized and most popular video game character originating in the western hemisphere”.

Of course, two continuity reboots have led to three radically different Laras, while changing game design has multiplied these Laras even more, with alternate outfits (as well as magazine advertisements) from wet suits to bikinis to cocktail dresses.

Throughout her incarnations, she has been a s€x symbol, one of the earliest in the video game industry to achieve widespread attention, portrayed by official models and licensed for promotion or appearances – “as of June 2016, Lara Croft has been featured on over 1,100 magazine covers surpassing any supermodel”.

In appearance, she is depicted with brown eyes and reddish-brown to brown hair, frequently kept in a pleat or ponytail, with her classic costume of turquoise tank top, light brown shorts, boots and socks (although, as noted above, there are variations on the theme and different costumes).

Her basic (or classic) costume makes for prolific cosplay – not to mention her official models. All hail Lara Croft, Tomb Raider and goddess of video games!

 

ART & COSPLAY

 

For her iconic feature image, I went with her game art from the 2006 Tomb Raider: Anniversary edition, still arguably the classic version of the character.

 

ART – SCIAMANO & DANDONFUGA

 

Not surprisingly, as the iconic girl of video games Lara scores both Sciamano and Dandonfuga rankings – as my favorite art from her and among my favorite art from those two artists.

 

As for my Lara art top ten on the spot

1 – Sciamano (for my Sciamano ranking with a couple of versions)

2 – Dandonfuga (for my Dandonfuga ranking again with a couple of versions)

3 – Neoartcore (for cute Lara art)

4 – Nathan Szerdy (for some fine Lara art, although I would have expected more)

5 – Sun Khamunaki (not as prolific as expected but she has done some Lara art – and Zenescope characters in the style of Lara)

6 – Elias Chatzoudis (again for some fine Lara art, although I would have expected more)

7 – J Scott Campbell (not surprisingly – as Lara is a girl made for that classic Campbell style)

8 – David Nakayama (for a classic piece of Lara art)

9 – Logan Cure (for hot Lara art)

10 – Prywinko (for cute Lara art)

 

SPECIAL MENTION

1 – Michael Turner (for classic Michael Turner art of Lara)

2 – Adam Hughes (for classic Adam Hughes art of Lara)

3 – Greg Horn (for cover art in photo-realistic style)

4 -Jeff Champion (also for cover art in photo-realistic style)

AI shoutout to Naughty Neurals

 

COSPLAY – HELLY

 

Sadly no Yummychiyo or Hane ranking – I’d love to see it! – but she does score a mighty fine Helly ranking.

 

Poster art of Angelina Jolie as Lara Croft in iconic pose in the 2001 film

 

MEDIA & MODELS

 

Lara is my only Girl of Video Games with both media adaptations and official models.

 

For the first, the definitive cinematic incarnation of Lara remains that portrayed by Angelina Jolie in the 2001 Lara Croft: Tomb Raider film and its 2003 sequel. The films may have been of, ahem, average quality, but Jolie perfectly embodied Lara for the screen. Live-action Lara was reprised by the Swedish actress Alicia Vikander – after her breakout role as the robot girl in Ex Machina – in the 2018 Tomb Raider film which sought to reboot the film franchise but sadly failed to do so.

 

 

Yes – I’m going there. Apparently, Christmas Jones in the 1999 James Bond film The World is Not Enough as played by Denise Richards was based on Lara Croft – at least in visual design – and Richards was rumored for casting as Lara. Christmas Jones may have not been – how do I put this delicately? – one of the best Bond girls but I’m including her as special mention for media adaptations of Lara, indeed prior to any other live action film. I don’t know if Richards would have embodied the character as well as Jolie in performance – but certainly would have in appearance.

 

Rhona Mitra, the second official promotional model for Lara, shown here in classic pose

 

Secondly, her video game company had nine professional models to portay Lara for promotional events – in chronological order as follows:

1 – Nathalie Cook (English model) 1996-1997

2 – Rhona Mitra (English model & actress) 1997-1998 – arguably the highest profile model, given that she went on to quite the acting career, usually in action girl roles, hence my (fair) use of her in classic promotional pose to represent the Lara Croft models. One wonders why they didn’t cast her as Lara in film (or television)

3 – Vanessa Demouy (French model) 1998

4 – Nell McAndrew (English model) 1998-1999 – sadly fired for posing in Playboy

5 – Lara Weller (Dutch model) 1999-2000

6 – Lucy Clarkson (English model) 2000-2002

7 – Jill de Jong (Dutch model) 2004-2006

8 – Karima Adedbibe (English model) 2006-2008

9 – Alison Carroll (English model) 2008-2010 – after which the company discontinued the use of models

 

Okay – I’ll include an image of the last Lara model Alison Carroll as tribute (and also as my personal favorite of the models)

 

RATING: 5 STARS*****
S-TIER (GODDESS-TIER)

 

 

 

 

 

FANTASY GIRLS –
GIRLS OF VIDEO GAMES: TOP 10 (TIER LIST)

 

S-TIER (GODDESS TIER)

(1) LARA CROFT – TOMB RAIDER (1996)

Like Wonder Woman in comics, Lara pretty much defined girls in video games for me and remains the definitive girl of video games.

(2) TIFA LOCKHART – FINAL FANTASY

(3) ATAGO – AZUR LANE

(4) ASUNA – BLUE ARCHIVE

(5) RAPI – NIKKE: GODDESS OF VICTORY

If Lara and Tifa are my Old Testament of girls in video games, Atago, Asuna and Rapi are my New Testament.

 

A-TIER (TOP TIER)

(6) MAI SHIRANUI – FATAL FURY / KING OF FIGHTERS

(7) AHRI – LEAGUE OF LEGENDS

(8) 2B – NIER AUTOMATA

(9) EVE – STELLAR BLADE

 

X-TIER (WILD TIER)

(10) MALEVOLA – DISPATCH

Finally, my wildcard tenth place entry for best video game girl of 2025