Top Tens – Tropes & Other: Top 10 Stone Ages / Stone Age Iceberg (Special Mention 6-10)

Kebaran culture (Levant and Sinai) microliths 22,000 – 18,000 years ago (public domain image)

 

 

(6) BOW STONE AGE

 

Like the spear but even more so as a Stone Age game-changing ranged projectile weapon. Apparently the first evidence of bows or arrows goes back to 60-70,000 years ago or so – and their use had spread everywhere but Australia and most of Oceania by the end of the Paleolithic.

 

(7) CLOTHED STONE AGE

 

I’d like to see a demarcation between the Naked Stone Age and the Clothed Stone Age.

Interestingly, such a demarcation is not too different from that between the Paleolithic and Neolithic, although the Naked Stone Age doesn’t quite go so long as the full Paleolithic, wrapping up (heh) towards the end of the Middle Paleolithic.

It always strikes me how recently humans developed and used clothing, with the weight of opinion seeming to be approximately 100,000 years ago, and before that the Stone Age was gloriously naked, albeit hairier.

This was the intuitive truth behind the Biblical Garden of Eden. How far we have fallen from our nude Eden!

 

(8) DOG STONE AGE

 

I like dogs so why not have a Dog Stone Age?

But seriously, the domestication of dogs is something of a key transition in the Stone Age, particularly towards the domestication of animals for agriculture. The dog was the first animal and only large carnivore to be domesticated, occurring at some time towards the end of the Paleolithic (usually opined at an upper limit of 20-40,000 years ago), reflecting its usefulness for human hunter-gatherers prior to agriculture.

 

(9) CERAMIC STONE AGE

 

The development and use of pottery was another key transition in the Stone Age, usually associated with the Neolithic but occurring as early as the Upper Paleolithic. Pottery is also iconic of archaeology – I tend to quip archaeology is mostly dusting off broken pieces of pottery as opposed to Indiana Jones.

Of course, from our modern perspective, we tend to see pottery as decorative or a novelty, because we have since moved on to other materials for storage and cookware (even where the importance of it persists in the surname Potter).

 

(10) WHEELED STONE AGE

 

The iconic invention of prehistoric humanity, so much so that the phrase reinventing the wheel has become proverbial – albeit the Wheeled Stone Age is pretty much a few seconds before midnight of the Stone Age and perhaps more accurately as part of the transition to the Bronze Age, if not indeed in the Bronze Age itself.

We tend to think of the wheel for wheeled vehicles, but it also overlaps with the previous entry in the development and use of the potter’s wheel.

Top Tens – Tropes & Other: Top 10 Stone Ages / Stone Age Iceberg (Special Mention 1-5)

Kebaran culture (Levant and Sinai) microliths 22,000 – 18,000 years ago (public domain image)

 

 

TOP 10 STONE AGES / STONE AGE ICEBERG (SPECIAL MENTION)

 

But wait – there’s more!

There are my twenty special mentions I have for my Top 10 Stone Ages

You know the drill – just like the top ten itself, it’s one of my mostly tongue-in-cheek top ten lists where I look at a subject which has a fundamental continuity or unity, but which can also be broken up into distinct parts or perspectives. Alternatively, it’s just more and deeper layers in my Stone Age iceberg meme.

It’s also one of my shallow dip top ten lists– with a few lines or so for each entry – than my deep dive top ten lists on other subjects.

So here goes…

 

(1) HOMININ STONE AGE

 

It’s striking to think that most of the period usually identified as the Stone Age – 3 million years or so – is not for our own hominin species of homo sapiens but for preceding or other hominin species. And by most, I mean 90% – anatomically modern homo sapiens only pops up in the last 10% or so and behaviourally modern homo sapiens even more recently.

You know, there’s enough hominins for their own top ten…

 

(2) NEANDERTHAL STONE AGE

 

Everyone’s favorite hominin other than homo sapiens – and viicon of the Stone Age, so they deserve their own Stone Age

 

(3) HOMO SAPIENS STONE AGE – BEHAVIOURAL MODERNITY

 

There we are.

Behavioural modernity has its own Wikipedia article, but no settled range of time for it – anywhere from 40-50,000 years ago to 150,000 years ago

 

(4) INDUSTRIAL STONE AGE – LITHIC TECHNOLOGY

 

No, we’re not talking Fred Flintstone’s job at Slate Rock and Gravel Company (as a bronto crane operator)…but surprisingly not far from it. Apparently, you didn’t just pick up any stone to make it the Stone Age – some stones are better than others and there were “industrial” sites for stone tools at locations of ideal stones, although quarry is probably a better term than factory.

Lithic technology has its own Wikipedia article

 

 

 

 

(5) SPEAR STONE AGE

 

Paleolithic salesman: (Slaps tip of spear) “This baby can fit so many megafauna extinctions into it”.

Although spears go way back, probably at least in the form of sharpened sticks – apparently chimpanzees have been observed to use sticks as spears – the development and use of spears with stone heads or points – always seemed something of a game changer to me, particularly when thrown (and when spear throwers like an atlatl were developed and used to add range and speed).

You know, like the Paleolithic equivalent of gunpowder empires, except against megafauna. Just think – we hunted the mammoth to extinction with spears.

I mean, I wouldn’t want to face off a sabertooth tiger or cave bear with a few chipped rocks, unless, you know, there was like a hundred of us pelting it with rocks or ideally dropping rocks on it from above. Add in a spear (and perhaps something like fire) and…oh, who am I kidding, I’d still want a hundred of us hurling spears from a safe distance. Or better yet, a spear gun.

 

Top Tens – Tropes & Other: Top 10 Stone Ages / Stone Ace Iceberg (Complete)

Gjantija Temples in Gozo, Malta, 3600-2500 BC, by Bone A and used as the feature image for Wikipedia “Stone Age” under license https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/deed.en

 

 

TOP 10 STONE AGES / STONE AGE ICEBERG

 

It’s my Top 10 Stone Ages!

Wait – what? Wasn’t there only the one Stone Age?

Well, yes and no.

Yes, as in it’s another one of my (mostly) tongue in cheek top ten lists where I look at a subject which has a fundamental continuity or unity but which can also be broken up into distinct parts or perspectives. Alternatively, you can think of it as my Stone Age iceberg meme.

And no, as in when you have an “age” that is over 99% of human history (or more precisely prehistory) extending back 3 million years (and hence well before our present human species, homo sapiens) with a complexity and versatility to match its duration, it can readily be broken up or classified into smaller parts.

And indeed, it usually is, with one of the best known demarcations breaking it up into three parts – which account for my top three entries – albeit they are hardly equal parts with the first part as the overwhelming majority of the Stone Age.

Beyond that, I could have relied on further subdivisions of the traditional three-part division but I chose to get a little more creative instead with different perspectives to round out the balance of entries. I could also have relied on geographic divisions as the Stone Age persisted longer in different parts of the world, arguably even to what is otherwise the modern period of history elsewhere.

As such, like my other top ten lists for “ages”, this will be more one of my shallow dip top tens – with shorter entries – than my deep dive top tens on other subjects.

 

S-TIER (GOD-TIER)

 

Hunting a glyptodon – painting by Heinrich Harder c1920 (public domain image)

 

 

(1) PALEOLITHIC STONE AGE

 

The Paleolithic or Old Stone Age is indisputably first among my Top 10 Stone Ages – “as almost the entire period of human prehistoric technology”, as indeed it is of human existence, prehistoric or historic.

Its defining characteristic is the use of stone tools, extending from the first use of such tools by hominins about 3 million years ago to the end of the Pleistocene Epoch or what is more colloquially known as the Ice Age in about 12,000 BC – the Stone Age largely overlaps with the Ice Age.

The Paleolithic has a tripartite division as the Lower Paleolithic (3 million years to 300,000 years ago) marked by hominins using stone tools, the Middle Paleolithic (300,000 years ago to 50,000 years ago) marked by the evolution of anatomically modern humans (and their migration out of Africa), and the Upper Paleolithic (50,000 to 12,000 years ago) marked by the emergence of behaviourally modern humans (and their migration beyond Africa and Eurasia).

I always find it striking that the terminology of Upper to Lower Paleolithic goes from more recent to less recent – with the Lower going very low indeed to over 3 million years ago. Hence, I was tempted to coin the term Deep Stone Age, but it is essentially synonymous with the Lower Paleolithic. As I noted in my introduction, I was also tempted to use each of these subdivisions – Upper, Middle, and Lower Paleolithic – as entries in this top ten but considered I should be more creative.

However, that terminology would match up with the Stone Age as iceberg meme, moving from upper to lower with the latter indeed proportionate to the 90% or so proportion of an iceberg under the surface that is the premise of the iceberg meme. Arguably a true Stone Age iceberg should do the same, in terms of going deeper into what I dubbed the Deep Stone Age, but I’ve inverted it with the Paleolithic on top to reflect its prominence rather than depth of time.

 

RATING:

S-TIER (GOD-TIER – OR IS THAT STONE-TIER?)

 

Map of the world showing approximate centres of origin of agriculture and its spread in prehistory: eastern USA (4000-3000 BP), Central Mexico (5000-4000 BP), Northern South America (5000-4000 BP), sub-Saharan Africa (5000-4000 BP, exact location unknown), the Fertile Crescent (11000 BP), the Yangtze and Yellow River basins (9000 BP) and the New Guinea Highlands (9000-6000 BP) by Joe Roe for Wikipedia “Neolithic” licensed under https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en

 

 

(2) NEOLITHIC STONE AGE

 

The New Stone Age to the Paleolithic’s Old Stone Age and equally indisputable as second among my Top 10 Stone Ages, except perhaps to dispute that its more dramatic developments – often characterized as the Neolithic Revolution – are such that it eclipses the Paleolithic. Certainly, without it the subsequent balance of human history would not have occurred as it did, and we’d all still be in our happy hunting grounds.

It varies by geographical location but generally is considered to commence in 10,000 BC or so (in the ancient Near East) and continued to the development of metallurgy, variously from 4,500 BC in the ancient Near East to 2,000 BC in China.

“This ‘Neolithic package’ included the introduction of farming, domestication of animals, and change from a hunter-gatherer lifestyle to one of settlement”.

 

(3) MESOLITHIC STONE AGE

 

Sigh – I suppose I have to count it in god-tier as part of the iconic tripartite division of the Stone Age but I don’t really believe in the Mesolithic as the amorphous period of transition between the Paleolithic and Neolithic, even if that period was generally millennia and varied by location.

I like my Stone Age as twofold division of Paleolithic and Neolithic, Old Stone Age and New Old Age. Apparently, I’m not the only one – the term was controversial for that reason upon its introduction in the nineteenth century but has subsequently been considered a useful concept.

The term Epipaleolithic is sometimes substituted, particularly for the prehistoric Near East.

 

 

 

Close-up of Stonehenge (public domain image)

 

 

(4) MEGALITHIC STONE AGE

 

Yes, I’ve coined the term Megalithic Stone Age because I love megaliths – “a megalith is a large stone that has been used to construct a prehistoric structure or monument, either alone or together with other stones”, such as a standing stone or stone circle respectively as at everyone’s favorite megalithic site, Stonehenge.

Of course, the Megalithic Stone Age is mostly synonymous with the Neolithic – corresponding to settled agricultural communities having the necessary resources for moving large stones around the place – although “earlier Mesolithic examples are known” and they continued to be erected in the Bronze Age (including as I understand it, some of the phases of construction at Stonehenge).

“There are over 35,000 structures in Europe alone, located widely from Sweden to the Mediterranean”.

 

 

(5) MICROLITHIC STONE AGE

 

From one end of the scale to the other – from megaliths to microliths, I bring you the Microlithic Stone Age!

And no – sadly, that doesn’t mean there’s a tiny Stonehenge out there. “A microlith is a small stone tool, usually made of flint or chert and typically a centimetre or so in length and half a centimetre wide…were used in spear points and arrowheads”.

Microliths point to a greater sophistication of stone tools characteristic of the Upper Paleolithic and Mesolithic or even Neolithic, although they generally declined with the introduction of agriculture (as their predominant use was for hunting weapons).

 

(6) GOLDEN STONE AGE

 

Paleo paradise!

Or Neolithic mommy utopia?

“Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains!”

It’s the Golden Stone Age – that recurring rosy-eyed view of the Stone Age or at least our primal past as Garden of Eden, from which it’s all been downhill for humanity afterwards.

No, seriously – I may be caricaturing it somewhat but there has indeed been recurring claims or theories of the Stone Age as ideal or idealized state of humanity, although they differ widely in detail and intellectual rigor (or elements of truth).

There’s probably enough for their own top ten but perhaps the most famous is the French philosopher Rousseau’s state of nature, itself preceded by the longstanding European concept of the noble savage.

Throw in notions of a peaceful prehistory, environmental harmony, Neolithic matriarchy, Marxist primitive communism, Marshall Sahlin’s Stone Age Economics or Original Affluent Society, anarcho-primitivism or so on and you’ve got yourself a heady if eclectic brew.

However, one thing such claims of the Golden Stone Age have in common, consistent with the Stone Age as Garden of Eden, is a fall – although where that fall, well, falls differs on the details where they place the Garden.

A commonly argued one is the horizon between the Paleolithic and Neolithic – with the advent of agriculture, and even more so the state as it moved into the Bronze Age. Personally, I like to see the fall argued in the other direction, with the fall of homo sapiens from Neanderthal paradise or a hominin Garden of Eden. Or to borrow from the words of Grant Morrison writing for the Animal Man comic – “We should never have come down from the trees. We’ve fallen so far and there’s still no bottom”.

 

(7) DARK STONE AGE

 

“The life of man…solitary, poor, nasty, brutish and short”.

Bellum omnium contra omnes – “the war of all against all” or Hobbesian state of nature.

It’s the Dark Stone Age, the competing contention to the Golden Stone Age – although I am inclined to believe that the real Stone Age had elements of both.

Claims or theories of the Dark Stone Age are perhaps not quite as varied as those of the Golden Stone Age, with a focus on violence. English philosopher Thomas Hobbes famously proposed that the original “state of nature” of humanity was inherently violent – the war of all against all in which “the life of man” is “solitary, poor, nasty, brutish and short”.

That proposal of violent prehistory continues – it essentially boils down to those who argue for prehistoric war and violence, potentially at even higher rates than those in recorded history (at least as supported by evidence of violent deaths), against those who argue for more peaceful prehistory. I tend towards the former, influenced by books such as Azar Gat’s War and Human Civilization.

 

B-TIER (HIGH TIER)

 

 

(8) ICE STONE AGE

 

We hunted the mammoth!

As I stated in my top entry for the Paleolithic, the Ice Age is the Stone Age – or rather, the most recent period of glaciation or Pleistocene Epoch, the Ice Age of popular imagination and culture, almost entirely overlaps with the Paleolithic Stone Age.

I have only the most superficial knowledge of human evolution, so I sometimes wonder how much the evolution of hominins depended on the impact of Pleistocene climate changes on Africa – or the evolution of our hominin species, homo sapiens, which occurred entirely within the Pleistocene, or its migration from Africa, similarly depended on that impact.

For that matter, the Stone Age of popular imagination and culture seems predominated by that of Paleolithic homo sapiens – and Neanderthals – in glacial or sub-glacial Europe, perhaps due to the striking imagery of Pleistocene megafauna and the cave art in Europe depicting it.

 

 

(9) FIRE STONE AGE

 

It’s always struck me that no matter how much stone technology was instrumental for or definitive of this period, the Stone Age is something of a misnomer because the truly impactful and game-changing technology was not stone but fire.

Claims for the control of fire by hominins extends almost as far back as that for stone tools or the Stone Age – potentially as early as 1.7 to 2 million years ago.

I’m tempted to substitute the term Cooked Stone Age as opposed to the preceding Raw Stone Age. Certainly, French anthropologist Claude Levi-Strauss might have agreed with me on that one, given his book The Raw and the Cooked.

But seriously, although the use of fire was not limited to cooking, its use in cooking dramatically changed human food habits – allowing for a much wider range of food, particularly allowing a significant increase in meat consumption, to the extent of biological changes such as smaller teeth and digestive traits.

 

 

(10) MARITIME STONE AGE

 

There’s the Aquatic Ape Hypothesis or Theory, proposing that the ancestors of modern humans diverged from the other great apes by adapting to an aquatic lifestyle.

That hypothesis or theory is highly contested, such that it is generally dismissed by anthropologists or other scholars of human evolution. The true aquatic watershed (heh) of human history might be described as the Maritime Stone Age – for the development of watercraft to allow humans or hominins to conquer the seas and other bodies of water. Indeed, that might date back before homo sapiens to homo erectus, with claims the latter used rafts or similar watercraft to cross straits between landmasses or to islands as early as a million years ago.

The Maritime Stone Age might also be characterized by the migration of humans beyond the African and Eurasian continents to the Americas and Oceania, whether following coastlines of land bridges or island-hopping. For the latter, the maritime achievements of Austronesian expansion and Polynesian navigation used functionally Stone Age technology.

For this concept of the Maritime Stone Age, I was tempted to substitute the Exolithic or Xenolithic – to describe those societies with functionally Stone Age technology, usually tribal hunter-gatherers, that persisted elsewhere as other societies developed into the Bronze Age or beyond, even into the modern period.

Top Tens – Tropes & Other: Top 10 Stone Ages / Stone Age Iceberg (Part 5: 8-10)

Gjantija Temples in Gozo, Malta, 3600-2500 BC, by Bone A and used as the feature image for Wikipedia “Stone Age” under license https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/deed.en

 

 

(8) ICE STONE AGE

 

We hunted the mammoth!

As I stated in my top entry for the Paleolithic, the Ice Age is the Stone Age – or rather, the most recent period of glaciation or Pleistocene Epoch, the Ice Age of popular imagination and culture, almost entirely overlaps with the Paleolithic Stone Age.

I have only the most superficial knowledge of human evolution, so I sometimes wonder how much the evolution of hominins depended on the impact of Pleistocene climate changes on Africa – or the evolution of our hominin species, homo sapiens, which occurred entirely within the Pleistocene, or its migration from Africa, similarly depended on that impact.

For that matter, the Stone Age of popular imagination and culture seems predominated by that of Paleolithic homo sapiens – and Neanderthals – in glacial or sub-glacial Europe, perhaps due to the striking imagery of Pleistocene megafauna and the cave art in Europe depicting it.

 

 

(9) FIRE STONE AGE

 

It’s always struck me that no matter how much stone technology was instrumental for or definitive of this period, the Stone Age is something of a misnomer because the truly impactful and game-changing technology was not stone but fire.

Claims for the control of fire by hominins extends almost as far back as that for stone tools or the Stone Age – potentially as early as 1.7 to 2 million years ago.

I’m tempted to substitute the term Cooked Stone Age as opposed to the preceding Raw Stone Age. Certainly, French anthropologist Claude Levi-Strauss might have agreed with me on that one, given his book The Raw and the Cooked.

But seriously, although the use of fire was not limited to cooking, its use in cooking dramatically changed human food habits – allowing for a much wider range of food, particularly allowing a significant increase in meat consumption, to the extent of biological changes such as smaller teeth and digestive traits.

 

 

(10) MARITIME STONE AGE

 

There’s the Aquatic Ape Hypothesis or Theory, proposing that the ancestors of modern humans diverged from the other great apes by adapting to an aquatic lifestyle.

That hypothesis or theory is highly contested, such that it is generally dismissed by anthropologists or other scholars of human evolution. The true aquatic watershed (heh) of human history might be described as the Maritime Stone Age – for the development of watercraft to allow humans or hominins to conquer the seas and other bodies of water. Indeed, that might date back before homo sapiens to homo erectus, with claims the latter used rafts or similar watercraft to cross straits between landmasses or to islands as early as a million years ago.

The Maritime Stone Age might also be characterized by the migration of humans beyond the African and Eurasian continents to the Americas and Oceania, whether following coastlines of land bridges or island-hopping. For the latter, the maritime achievements of Austronesian expansion and Polynesian navigation used functionally Stone Age technology.

For this concept of the Maritime Stone Age, I was tempted to substitute the Exolithic or Xenolithic – to describe those societies with functionally Stone Age technology, usually tribal hunter-gatherers, that persisted elsewhere as other societies developed into the Bronze Age or beyond, even into the modern period.

Top Tens – Tropes & Other: Top 10 Stone Ages / Stone Age Iceberg (Part 4: 6-7)

Gjantija Temples in Gozo, Malta, 3600-2500 BC, by Bone A and used as the feature image for Wikipedia “Stone Age” under license https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/deed.en

 

 

(6) GOLDEN STONE AGE

 

Paleo paradise!

Or Neolithic mommy utopia?

“Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains!”

It’s the Golden Stone Age – that recurring rosy-eyed view of the Stone Age or at least our primal past as Garden of Eden, from which it’s all been downhill for humanity afterwards.

No, seriously – I may be caricaturing it somewhat but there has indeed been recurring claims or theories of the Stone Age as ideal or idealized state of humanity, although they differ widely in detail and intellectual rigor (or elements of truth).

There’s probably enough for their own top ten but perhaps the most famous is the French philosopher Rousseau’s state of nature, itself preceded by the longstanding European concept of the noble savage.

Throw in notions of a peaceful prehistory, environmental harmony, Neolithic matriarchy, Marxist primitive communism, Marshall Sahlin’s Stone Age Economics or Original Affluent Society, anarcho-primitivism or so on and you’ve got yourself a heady if eclectic brew.

However, one thing such claims of the Golden Stone Age have in common, consistent with the Stone Age as Garden of Eden, is a fall – although where that fall, well, falls differs on the details where they place the Garden.

A commonly argued one is the horizon between the Paleolithic and Neolithic – with the advent of agriculture, and even more so the state as it moved into the Bronze Age. Personally, I like to see the fall argued in the other direction, with the fall of homo sapiens from Neanderthal paradise or a hominin Garden of Eden. Or to borrow from the words of Grant Morrison writing for the Animal Man comic – “We should never have come down from the trees. We’ve fallen so far and there’s still no bottom”.

 

(7) DARK STONE AGE

 

“The life of man…solitary, poor, nasty, brutish and short”.

Bellum omnium contra omnes – “the war of all against all” or Hobbesian state of nature.

It’s the Dark Stone Age, the competing contention to the Golden Stone Age – although I am inclined to believe that the real Stone Age had elements of both.

Claims or theories of the Dark Stone Age are perhaps not quite as varied as those of the Golden Stone Age, with a focus on violence. English philosopher Thomas Hobbes famously proposed that the original “state of nature” of humanity was inherently violent – the war of all against all in which “the life of man” is “solitary, poor, nasty, brutish and short”.

That proposal of violent prehistory continues – it essentially boils down to those who argue for prehistoric war and violence, potentially at even higher rates than those in recorded history (at least as supported by evidence of violent deaths), against those who argue for more peaceful prehistory. I tend towards the former, influenced by books such as Azar Gat’s War and Human Civilization.

Top Tens – Tropes & Other: Top 10 Stone Ages / Stone Age Iceberg (Part 3: 4-5)

Close-up of Stonehenge (public domain image)

 

 

(4) MEGALITHIC STONE AGE

 

Yes, I’ve coined the term Megalithic Stone Age because I love megaliths – “a megalith is a large stone that has been used to construct a prehistoric structure or monument, either alone or together with other stones”, such as a standing stone or stone circle respectively as at everyone’s favorite megalithic site, Stonehenge.

Of course, the Megalithic Stone Age is mostly synonymous with the Neolithic – corresponding to settled agricultural communities having the necessary resources for moving large stones around the place – although “earlier Mesolithic examples are known” and they continued to be erected in the Bronze Age (including as I understand it, some of the phases of construction at Stonehenge).

“There are over 35,000 structures in Europe alone, located widely from Sweden to the Mediterranean”.

 

 

(5) MICROLITHIC STONE AGE

 

From one end of the scale to the other – from megaliths to microliths, I bring you the Microlithic Stone Age!

And no – sadly, that doesn’t mean there’s a tiny Stonehenge out there. “A microlith is a small stone tool, usually made of flint or chert and typically a centimetre or so in length and half a centimetre wide…were used in spear points and arrowheads”.

Microliths point to a greater sophistication of stone tools characteristic of the Upper Paleolithic and Mesolithic or even Neolithic, although they generally declined with the introduction of agriculture (as their predominant use was for hunting weapons).

Top Tens – Tropes & Other: Top 10 Stone Ages / Stone Age Iceberg (Part 2) Neolithic & Mesolithic

Map of the world showing approximate centres of origin of agriculture and its spread in prehistory: eastern USA (4000-3000 BP), Central Mexico (5000-4000 BP), Northern South America (5000-4000 BP), sub-Saharan Africa (5000-4000 BP, exact location unknown), the Fertile Crescent (11000 BP), the Yangtze and Yellow River basins (9000 BP) and the New Guinea Highlands (9000-6000 BP) by Joe Roe for Wikipedia “Neolithic” licensed under https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en

 

 

(2) NEOLITHIC

 

The New Stone Age to the Paleolithic’s Old Stone Age and equally indisputable as second among my Top 10 Stone Ages, except perhaps to dispute that its more dramatic developments – often characterized as the Neolithic Revolution – are such that it eclipses the Paleolithic. Certainly, without it the subsequent balance of human history would not have occurred as it did, and we’d all still be in our happy hunting grounds.

It varies by geographical location but generally is considered to commence in 10,000 BC or so (in the ancient Near East) and continued to the development of metallurgy, variously from 4,500 BC in the ancient Near East to 2,000 BC in China.

“This ‘Neolithic package’ included the introduction of farming, domestication of animals, and change from a hunter-gatherer lifestyle to one of settlement”.

 

(3) MESOLITHIC

 

Sigh – I suppose I have to count it in god-tier as part of the iconic tripartite division of the Stone Age but I don’t really believe in the Mesolithic as the amorphous period of transition between the Paleolithic and Neolithic, even if that period was generally millennia and varied by location.

I like my Stone Age as twofold division of Paleolithic and Neolithic, Old Stone Age and New Old Age. Apparently, I’m not the only one – the term was controversial for that reason upon its introduction in the nineteenth century but has subsequently been considered a useful concept.

The term Epipaleolithic is sometimes substituted, particularly for the prehistoric Near East.

Top Tens – Tropes & Other: Top 10 Stone Ages / Stone Age Iceberg (1) Paleolithic

Hunting a glyptodon – painting by Heinrich Harder c1920 (public domain image)

 

 

(1) PALEOLITHIC

 

The Paleolithic or Old Stone Age is indisputably first among my Top 10 Stone Ages – “as almost the entire period of human prehistoric technology”, as indeed it is of human existence, prehistoric or historic.

Its defining characteristic is the use of stone tools, extending from the first use of such tools by hominins about 3 million years ago to the end of the Pleistocene Epoch or what is more colloquially known as the Ice Age in about 12,000 BC – the Stone Age largely overlaps with the Ice Age.

The Paleolithic has a tripartite division as the Lower Paleolithic (3 million years to 300,000 years ago) marked by hominins using stone tools, the Middle Paleolithic (300,000 years ago to 50,000 years ago) marked by the evolution of anatomically modern humans (and their migration out of Africa), and the Upper Paleolithic (50,000 to 12,000 years ago) marked by the emergence of behaviourally modern humans (and their migration beyond Africa and Eurasia).

I always find it striking that the terminology of Upper to Lower Paleolithic goes from more recent to less recent – with the Lower going very low indeed to over 3 million years ago. Hence, I was tempted to coin the term Deep Stone Age, but it is essentially synonymous with the Lower Paleolithic. As I noted in my introduction, I was also tempted to use each of these subdivisions – Upper, Middle, and Lower Paleolithic – as entries in this top ten but considered I should be more creative.

However, that terminology would match up with the Stone Age as iceberg meme, moving from upper to lower with the latter indeed proportionate to the 90% or so proportion of an iceberg under the surface that is the premise of the iceberg meme. Arguably a true Stone Age iceberg should do the same, in terms of going deeper into what I dubbed the Deep Stone Age, but I’ve inverted it with the Paleolithic on top to reflect its prominence rather than depth of time.

 

RATING:

S-TIER (GOD-TIER – OR IS THAT STONE-TIER?)

Top Tens – Tropes & Other: Top 10 Stone Ages / Stone Age Iceberg (Introduction)

Gjantija Temples in Gozo, Malta, 3600-2500 BC, by Bone A and used as the feature image for Wikipedia “Stone Age” under license https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/deed.en

 

 

TOP 10 STONE AGES / STONE AGE ICEBERG

 

It’s my Top 10 Stone Ages!

Wait – what? Wasn’t there only the one Stone Age?

Well, yes and no.

Yes, as in it’s another one of my (mostly) tongue in cheek top ten lists where I look at a subject which has a fundamental continuity or unity but which can also be broken up into distinct parts or perspectives. Alternatively, you can think of it as my Stone Age iceberg meme.

And no, as in when you have an “age” that is over 99% of human history (or more precisely prehistory) extending back 3 million years (and hence well before our present human species, homo sapiens) with a complexity and versatility to match its duration, it can readily be broken up or classified into smaller parts.

And indeed, it usually is, with one of the best known demarcations breaking it up into three parts – which account for my top three entries – albeit they are hardly equal parts with the first part as the overwhelming majority of the Stone Age.

Beyond that, I could have relied on further subdivisions of the traditional three-part division but I chose to get a little more creative instead with different perspectives to round out the balance of entries. I could also have relied on geographic divisions as the Stone Age persisted longer in different parts of the world, arguably even to what is otherwise the modern period of history elsewhere.

As such, like my other top ten lists for “ages”, this will be more one of my shallow dip top tens – with shorter entries – than my deep dive top tens on other subjects.

Top Tens – Tropes & Other: Top 10 Golden Ages (Special Mention)

Gold bars (also called ingots or bullion) by Ariel Palmon for Wikipedia “gold” under license https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/deed.en

 

 

TOP 10 GOLDEN AGES

(SPECIAL MENTION)

 

But wait – there’s even more Golden Ages! Given that it has been adapted for common usage to connote peaks of history or culture, real or idealized, virtually everything has its own Golden Age. Indeed, too many to choose from that I had to narrow it down to twenty of the most golden for my usual number of special mentions.

 

(1) GOLDEN AGE OF ANCIENT EGYPT

 

Not surprisingly for a civilization spanning millennia, ancient Egypt had a number of golden ages, albeit apparently not sufficient for their own Wikipedia entry unlike other historical golden ages. The golden ages usually identified for ancient Egypt include the Fourth Dynasty during the Old Kingdom – 2613 to 2494, embodied (or is that entombed?) by the Great Pyramid of Giza built in the reign of pharaoh Khufu (Cheops) – and also the New Kingdom, when Egypt was an empire.

 

(2) GOLDEN AGE OF CHINA

 

China has multiple golden ages – prolific enough for their own Wikipedia entry, although this seems to identify a golden age for each imperial dynasty. Notably the golden age of China’s last imperial dynasty, the Qing is its peak from 1662-1779, prior to its spectacular decline in the nineteenth century or its Century of Humiliation. Apart from the Qing, the usual golden ages of China are identified as those in the Han, Tang, Song, and Ming dynasties.

 

(3) GOLDEN AGE OF INDIA

 

Much like China, numerous golden ages are proposed for India (again prolific enough for their own Wikipedia entry). I tend to prefer the Gupta empire (as the golden age of Hindu India) but others include the Mauryan empire, Vijayanagra empire, Chola empire, and Mughal Empire (as the last golden age of India)

 

(4) ISLAMIC GOLDEN AGE

 

The golden age of Islamic civilization, usually proposed as the reign of the Abbasid caliph Harun-al-Rashid from 786 AD to 809 AD, with the inauguration of the House of Wisdom in the imperial capital of Baghdad, with the city itself representative or symbolic of the golden age. Think the Arabian Nights and you have the legendary depiction of the Islamic Golden Age

Since 23 years or so seems short for a Golden Age, it is usually proposed extending beyond the reign of Harun-al-Rashid through to “the collapse of the Abbasid caliphate due to Mongol invasions and the siege of Baghdad in 1258”, although I think that understates the decline and fragmentation of the caliphate before that. Some extend it beyond that – to 1350 to include the Timurid empire or even to the 15th or 16th centuries to include the rise of the Islamic gunpowder empires. Sometimes a separate Golden Age is proposed for Spain under Islamic rule or Al-Andalus.

And yes – the Islamic Golden Age gets its own Wikipedia page in that name.

 

(5) GOLDEN AGE OF BYZANTIUM

 

The Byzantine Empire under the Macedonian dynasty – at least dubbed as such by the historian Robert Browning. It seemed only fair as I included the period of the Five Good Emperors as a Roman golden age in my Top 10 Golden Ages.

 

(6) PORTUGUESE GOLDEN AGE

 

My first special mention for the golden ages proposed for a whole host of European nations – I limited myself to five such special mentions (from sixth to tenth place special mentions) but it seems to be a common trope used for the political or cultural history of European nations or even regions such as Flanders so that was hardly exhaustive. I could readily have done a top ten (and perhaps even special mentions) just for golden ages proposed by European nations. As it was, my top ten included entries for the French golden age (Grand Siècle and Belle Epoque) and for the English or British golden age (Merrie England – with a shout out to the Elizabethan era for England and the Victorian era for Britain). If you count the Roman Empire and classical Greece or Athens, my top ten included entries for those as well.

Note also the usage for political or cultural history – the denomination of golden age tends to connote not just a zenith of power but also of culture, although those things tend to overlap with each other. Not always, however, as is the case with one of my European golden age special mentions.

The Portuguese Golden Age is usually proposed from 1415 to 1518, corresponding to when Portugal was at the forefront of the European maritime discovery and trade – “possibly the European power of the time most proficient in sailing” – and as such, the first European power to being building a colonial empire in the so-called Age of Discovery. Indeed, for a century or so, the Portuguese were effectively the Age of Discovery.

The Portuguese may have been eclipsed, both in history and popular imagination, by the subsequent and more spectacular Spanish role in the Age of Discovery (and Conquest of the Americas) and their empire may have been more modest – with the exception of Brazil – than Spain or other European powers but it endured from being the first to being one of the last, with its imperial holdings in Africa or East Timor lasting until the 1970s.

Speaking of Brazil, a second Portuguese Golden Age is often proposed revolving around its empire in Brazil and particularly the Brazilian gold rush from the late 17th century to the 19th century. Brazil was the crown jewel of the Portuguese empire – indeed, it was the ruling seat of the empire by the Portuguese royal family in exile during the Napoleonic Wars – and certainly the empire was not the same after Brazilian independence.

 

(7) SPANISH GOLDEN AGE

 

The Spanish Golden Age or Siglo de Oro – also known as the Golden Century, although it’s usually stated to be for a longer period, from 1492 to some point in the seventeenth century.

“The Spanish Golden Age is broadly associated with the reigns of Isabella I, Ferdinand II, Charles V, Philip II, Philip III, and Philip IV, when Spain was at the peak of its power and influence in Europe and the world.”

1492 of course coincided with the final defeat of the Muslims in the Reconquista, as well as Spain’s unification into a single state under the union of the Catholic Monarchs Isabella and Ferdinand II. 1492 also coincided with the discovery by Columbus of the New World – which was ultimately to result in Spain achieving heights of empire in the Americas and elsewhere previously undreamed of solely in Europe.

It’s in common enough usage to get its own Wikipedia page in that name.

 

(8) POLISH GOLDEN AGE

 

It’s somewhat surprising to think of a Polish Golden Age coinciding with or even commencing before the Spanish Golden Age, potentially in the fourteenth century or so, and similarly extending through to the seventeenth century – reflected in the territorial extent of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth as one of the largest kingdoms of Europe – “at its peak…from modern-day Estonia in the north to Moldavia in the south and from Moscow in the east to Brandenburg in the west”.

And yes – it gets its own Wikipedia page.

 

(9) DUTCH GOLDEN AGE

 

The Dutch Golden Age resembles the Portuguese Golden Age – as the zenith of a smaller European nation punching above its weight in maritime trade and empire. 

The Dutch Golden Age “roughly lasted from 1588, when the Dutch Republic was established, to 1672, when the Rampjaar occurred” – the Rampjaar, or Disaster Year, following the outbreak of the Franco-Dutch war.

Another Golden Age that gets its own Wikipedia page – as does the Golden Age of Dutch Painting with which it largely coincides. There’s also the Golden Age of Dutch cartography, again largely overlapping the Dutch Golden Age in general.

 

(10) DANISH GOLDEN AGE

 

Something of an exception to the rule of Golden Ages for nations in that the Danish Golden Age usually connotes “a period of exceptional creative production in Denmark, especially during the first half of the 19th century” without coinciding with any corresponding peak of Danish political power or empire. (If it did refer to the latter, it would probably refer to the height of Danish power in the Viking Age or at least when Denmark had a colonial empire beyond Greenland and the Faeroes).

Yet another Golden Age with its own Wikipedia page.  

 

(11) GOLDEN AGE OF THE BARBARIANS

 

Sadly, not a term in popular use but one coined by James C. Scott in his book Against the Grain, in which he wrote that until about 400 or so years ago humanity was in the Golden Age of the Barbarians, an era in which the majority of the world “had never seen a tax collector”. In part, this was due to “barbarian zones” – areas where “states found it either impossible or prohibitively difficult to extend their rule”, typically due to geography or terrain. “Not only did this place a great many people out of the reach of the state, but it also made them significant military threats to the state’s power.”

I’m not entirely sure about Scott’s thesis although one might identify a Golden Age of the Barbarians in the Migration Period or barbarian invasions of the Roman Empire. More broadly, other historians have written of the recurring impact or military power of Central Asian steppe empires or peoples, the so-called steppe effect, punching well above their weight in population.

 

(12) GOLDEN AGE OF PIRACY

 

Scott’s Golden Age of the Barbarians prompts to mind a term that is in popular use (so much so that it gets its own Wikipedia page) – the Golden Age of Piracy, typically from 1650 to 1730, “when maritime piracy was a significant factor in the histories of the North Atlantic and Indian Oceans”.

 Apparently, some historians subdivide it into three periods – the buccaneering period from 1650 to 1680 or so (characterized by Anglo-French pirates based in the Caribbean attacking Spanish colonies and ships in the Caribbean and Pacific), the Pirate Round in the 1690s (characterized by longer voyages from the Americans to prey on East India Company shipping in the Indian Ocean and Red Sea), and the post-Spanish Succession period when former English sailors or privateers turned to piracy.

Of course, fans of the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise know the Golden Age of Piracy came to an end when the East India Company took control of Davy Jones and killed the Kraken.

 

 (13) GOLDEN AGE OF CAPITALISM & GILDED AGE

 

The Golden Age of the Barbarians and the Golden Age of Piracy naturally prompts to mind the Golden Age of Capitalism.

At first glance, it might seem somewhat surprising that the Golden Age of Capitalism, at least in the Wikipedia article of that name, is used for the twentieth century postwar economic expansion after the Second World War to the 1970s but it really shouldn’t. It was a period of unprecedented economic expansion in which North America, Europe and eastern Asia (particularly the “Four Asian Tigers”) “experienced unusually high and sustained growth”, including countries devastated by the war

It was period in which the term economic miracle came or has come to be commonly used – for Japan, for West Germany and Austria (the Wirtschaftswunder or Miracle on the Rhine), South Korean (Miracle on the Han River), Belgium, France (Trent Glorieuses), Italy (Miracolo economico), Greece, Sweden (Record years), and even Spain and Mexico.

However, it might have seemed that the Golden Age of Capitalism would apply to the rise of industrial capitalism in the nineteenth century, particularly when combined with laissez-faire free market political policy. And indeed, the term of the Gilded Age is used for the 19th century, at least for United States history from about 1865 to 1902 or between the Reconstruction Era and the Progressive Era. Apparently, historians in the 1920s sourced the term from one of Mark Twain’s lesser known novels contemporary with it, The Gilded Age: A Tale of Today in 1873. As the term gilded implies, it is not as complimentary as the term Golden Age – suggesting a thin gold gilding or veneer of economic expansion over robber barons, materialist excess, political corruption and social problems.

 

(14) GOLDEN AGE OF PHYSICS

 

Or rather Golden Ages of Physics, as more than one period of dramatic advancements or achievements in physics, including cosmology and astronomy or astrophysics, have been dubbed as golden ages, arguably going all the way back to Galileo or Newton.

Perhaps the most prolific use of Golden Age of Physics is for the first thirty years of the twentieth century, or even more narrowly the few years from 1925 to 1927 or so – although even this seems to have been immediately followed by a Golden Age of Nuclear Physics, potentially through to the fifties (in turn followed by a Golden Age of Non-Linear Physics or Golden Age of General Relativity from the 1950s or so to the 1970s). A Golden Age of Cosmology is often proposed from the 1990s to the present.

 

 

(15) GOLDEN AGE OF SF

 

From the Golden Age (or Ages) of Science (or Physics), it’s only a small step to the Golden Age of Science Fiction usually proposed from 1938 to 1946 or through to the 1950s – after the ‘pulp’ era of SF in the 1920s-1930s and ending with New Wave science fiction in the 1960s.

The start of the Golden Age of Science Fiction is usually identified with the editorship of the magazine Astounding Science Fiction by John W. Campbell and particularly the July 1939 issue – as well as SF authors Isaac Asimov and Robert Heinlein, who wrote stories for Astounding Science Fiction.

 

(16) GOLDEN AGE OF COMICS

 

The Golden Age of Science Fiction largely overlaps with the Golden Age of Comics, usually identified at least from 1938 to 1945 but variously through to the 1950s. Essentially, this was when comics in their modern form were born as well as the superhero archetype and the enduring holy trinity of comics (or DC Comics) – Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman.

 

(17) GOLDEN AGE OF AMERICAN ANIMATION

 

The Golden Age of Comics prompts to my mind at least that related medium I associate with comics as a guilty pleasure, animation – although the Golden Age of Animation actually preceded the Golden Age of Comics, starting in 1928 (with the advent of sound in cinema) through to the 1960s when theatrical animated shorts started losing out in popularity to television. Many or most iconic animated characters originate in this period, most notably those in the Disney canon such as Mickey Mouse or the Warners Bros canon such as Bugs Bunny.

 

(18) GOLDEN AGE OF TELEVISION

 

Indeed – two Golden Ages of Television.

The first Golden Age of Television is proposed for the era of American television from 1947 to 1960 “marked by its large number of live productions”.

A second Golden Age of Television is proposed for American television in the 21st century as having “such a number of high quality, internationally acclaimed television programs”.

 

(19) GOLDEN AGE OF RACE QUEENS

 

Well, I just couldn’t resist special mention for the Golden Age of Race Queens or promotional models. Indeed, there are two Golden Ages of Race Queens – “the first was the swimsuit clad race queen bubble of the late 1980s to late 1990s and the miniskirted second golden age of race queen of the 2000s, when the influx of models came with the ability to draw the same as or bigger popularity than some of the drivers competing in the events.”

 

 

(20) GOLDEN AGE OF P0RNOGRAPHY

 

I tend to reserve my final twentieth special mention for a kinky entry. I believe I’ve fulfilled that obligation with this entry, but there is indeed such a proposed Golden Age and it even gets its own Wikipedia page.

The Golden Age refers to the period from 1969 to 1984, “in which s€xually explicit films experienced positive attention from mainstream cinemas, movie critics, and the general public”. It ended when video supplanted films or theaters as the predominant distribution medium.

 

TL;DR – TOP 10 GOLDEN AGES (SPECIAL MENTION) RECAP

 

(1) GOLDEN AGE OF ANCIENT EGYPT

(2) GOLDEN AGE OF CHINA

(3) GOLDEN AGE OF INDIA

(4) ISLAMIC GOLDEN AGE

(5) GOLDEN AGE OF BYZANTIUM

(6) PORTUGUESE GOLDEN AGE

(7) SPANISH GOLDEN AGE

(8) POLISH GOLDEN AGE

(9) DUTCH GOLDEN AGE

(10) DANISH GOLDEN AGE

(11) GOLDEN AGE OF THE BARBARIANS

(12) GOLDEN AGE OF PIRACY

(13) GOLDEN AGE OF CAPITALISM

(14) GOLDEN AGE OF PHYSICS

(15) GOLDEN AGE OF SCIENCE FICTION

(16) GOLDEN AGE OF COMICS

(17) GOLDEN AGE OF AMERICAN ANIMATION

(18) GOLDEN AGE OF TELEVISION

(19) GOLDEN AGE OF RACE QUEENS

(20) GOLDEN AGE OF P0RNOGRAPHY