JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 2:
THE CURSED EARTH (progs 61-85)

 

And here we are in Judge Dredd’s first true epic, The Cursed Earth – for which some of my favorite images come not from the original print in 2000 AD, but the Eagle Comics reprints with their cover art by Brian Bolland.

You may recall the Cursed Earth all the way back from progs 3-4, although it had yet to be christened the Cursed Earth and was simply described as the “wilderness from the Atomic Wars” – if by wilderness, of course, you mean most of the former United States (outside the mega-cities on East and West Coasts and in Texas), now dangerous and mutated badlands (with a running theme of dark, mutated versions of the United States). The Cursed Earth is downright drokking dangerous – mutants, aliens, ratnadoes, the last President of the United States, Las Vegas, war droids…and freaking dinosaurs!

The Cursed Earth combines the essential Judge Dredd epic plotlines – Dredd confronting some threat, often existential, to Mega-City One, and Dredd venturing to some other, often exotic, location, or a combination of the two, Dredd venturing to some other, often exotic, location TO confront some threat, often existential, to Mega-City One. The Cursed Earth epic is just that – except the existential threat is not to Mega-City One, but its West Coast counterpart of Mega-City Two. In this case, it is a deadly virus that turns people into murderous, cannibalistic psychopaths (not unlike Rage virus in the 28 Days Later film(s), or for that matter, the Chaos Bug that almost wiped out Mega-City One in subsequent issues).

And it doesn’t get more exotic, or downright weird, than the Cursed Earth – except perhaps for alien space (both of which we’ll get to visit in The Judge Child Quest epic).

As for the storyline, it is simple and straightforward, much like that in Mad Max Fury Road (which come to think of it, would make for an excellent Cursed Earth storyline – Judge Dredd and Mad Max are even owned by the same studios, hint hint) – all the better to let the SF future satire and absurdist black comedy play it out. Dredd has to drive through the Cursed Earth to take a vaccine to Mega-City Two. Of course, they, ahem, borrowed the storyline from Roger Zelazny’s Damnation Alley. I know it, you know it and they know it. Who cares? It was an SF classic – a former Hell’s Angel has to drive a vaccine from the West Coast to the East Coast in a post-apocalyptic United States after a nuclear war. Judge Dredd just goes in the opposite direction. He even takes his own former Hell’s Angel-style biker with him (by the name of Spikes Rotten).

In Damnation Alley, flight was simply not possible due to the freakish atmospheric conditions as a result of the nuclear war. In the world of Dredd, with its regular aircraft (and space flights!), this excuse doesn’t really seem to wash, although there is a passing reference to the Death Belt of floating (and radioactive) atmospheric debris – which doesn’t seem to recur after this epic. Hell – Mega-City One supersurfer Chopper later crosses the Cursed Earth on a hoverboard! The Cursed Earth storyline offers the flimsy excuse that the plague infectees have taken over the Mega-City Two airport(s?). Surely Mega-City One aircraft could simply land as near the city as possible? Or Mega-City could use drones or similar craft to land anywhere else within the city other than the airports? But again, who cares? Who wants to see Judge Dredd fly over the Cursed Earth? Of course, we want to see Dredd ride across it (in his special Killdozer vehicle) and fight dinosaurs. So strap yourself in for the ride…

 

 

JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 2:
THE CURSED EARTH 1-2 –
FORBIDDEN FRUIT / INTO THE DARKNESS
(progs 61-62)

You gotta love that title spread!

Forbidden Fruit in prog 61 opens The Cursed Earth epic, setting up its premise. Mega-City Two – Mega-City One’s Californian counterpart on the Pacific coastline – has been stricken with plague. What exactly is this plague (as Red’s co-pilot asks him)? No boring flu or anything like that for Judge Dredd’s first epic – it’s akin to the Rage virus in the 28 Days Later film franchise, although its victims are marginally more intelligent and articulate, not quite the de facto zombies of that franchise. Apparently, “it’s a disease left over from the Great Germ War… you know, the one that came after the Atomic War”. Judge Dredd’s world tends to be post-post-apocalyptic. It’s a wonder that ANYONE is alive in the twenty-second century, let alone the hundreds of millions of people in Mega-City One.

Anyway, plague-infected citizens have taken over the airports of Mega-City Two, conveniently isolating it by air for the plot, and have been transformed them into bestial, crazed cannibals. The plague is virus strain “2T(FRU)T” – adopted by the plague-infected into the strange battle cry – “tooty fruity”. Fortunately, Mega-City One has a vaccine. Unfortunately, the only way to get it to Mega-City Two is by land across the Cursed Earth.

Into the Darkness in prog 62 sees Judge Dredd equipped with his vehicle for the mission – the Landraider / Killdozer. (It’s a dual vehicle). Three other judges and some war droids are to accompany him – but Dredd handpicks Spikes Rotten for the mission, a criminal invoking the Hell’s Angel biker protagonist from Damnation Alley, because of Spikes’ previous experience as a gun-runner in the Cursed Earth.

 

 

 

JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 2:
THE CURSED EARTH 3-4 –
THE DEVIL’S LAPDOGS / KING RAT
(progs 63-64)

Ratnado!

That’s right, Sharknado – Judge Dredd did it first in The Cursed Earth.

And in progs 63-64, we get to our ‘ratnado’, a tornado of rats known as The Devil’s Lapdogs. After the Atomic Wars, “great winds swept the land” hurling the postwar flotsam and jetsam high into the sky, where it became the Death Belt, a vast belt of flying garbage where nothing could survive, except of course the rats. The mutated rats learnt to glide on the air currents, swooping down with the winds like locusts, particularly upon the poor Cursed Earth town of Deliverance.

Dredd beats the ratnado (by playing Pied Piper with his bike siren).

 

 

JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 2:
THE CURSED EARTH 5-6 –
THE MUTIE MOUNTAINS / DARK AUTUMN (progs 65-66)

One of my favorite images (colorized from the original black and white art by Brian Bolland) from The Cursed Earth epic – mutant Mount Rushmore! The mutant head I can understand, but Jimmy Carter?! Naturally, 2000 AD couldn’t resist the joke at the expense of the American president at the time.

Judge Dredd hasn’t made it all the way to South Dakota – apparently the Mount Rushmore sculpture was moved to just outside Mega-City One, although I’m not sure for what purpose, as it’s still in The Cursed Earth.

Dredd tries to avoid “mutie country” but the mutant leader, Brother Morgar of the Brotherhood of Darkness – it’s his head in the mutated Mount Rushmore – has other plans. He sets off after Dredd, in a procession of vehicles salvaged together – not unlike Immortan Joe and his war boys in Mad Max: Fury Road. Indeed, Immortan Joe and his mutated warlord state would fit right in the Cursed Earth (and a cinematic crossover between Mad Max and Judge Dredd is entirely possible, not to mention totally awesome – albeit unlikely – as they are owned by the same studio) – or for that matter, it would only take a few cosmetic changes to reimagine Brother Morgar and his followers as Immortan Joe and his war boys (or vice versa).

Needless to say, it does not turn out well for Brother Morgar and his followers. Dredd initially has a mutant standoff in prog 65, by threatening to destroy Morgar’s mutant statue. Obviously he has a big head in more way than one and lets Dredd’s team go. Of course, the Brotherhood pursues Dredd’s party in prog 66 – but the latter are helped by a mutant youth named Novar with powerful psi abilities. He seems to be an all-round psi, at least with telepathy or some similar ability to divine Dredd’s mission of mercy (hence why he aids them) but also telekinesis which he uses to destroy the Brotherhood of Darkness. The episode concludes with a hint that Novar may have more of a role to play with respect to Judge Dredd…but we never see him again, as subsequent writers obviously just shelved or forgot about him.

 

 

 

JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 2:
THE CURSED EARTH 7 –
NIGHT OF THE VAMPIRE (prog 67)

Dredd vs Dracula!

Well, not quite, although that would be awesome! As we will see in subsequent episodes, there are vampires in the Dreddverse, but they tend to be of alien or mutant origin. Here it’s something much more murderous – the last President of the United States, Robert Booth.

Well, technically the actual ‘vampire’ are a trio of malfunctioning medic robots maintaining him in suspended animation and draining the local Cursed Earth villagers of blood to do it.

 

JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 2:
THE CURSED EARTH 8 –
THE SLEEPER AWAKES (prog 68)

And so we are introduced to President Booth (or “Bad Bob” Booth), a small but important part of the Dreddverse mythology. Some of you may have wondered how Mega-City One came to be governed by the Judges, given that its predecessor United States is not governed by Judges – unless the Judges of the Supreme Court were to start riding around on motorcycles dispensing justice with guns, which admittedly also sounds AWESOME! The answer lies with President Booth. Sorry to say it, but the Atomic Wars started with an American first strike – when President Booth pushed the button:

“My Fellow Americans – we stand on the brink of eternity! Foreign elements are at work in every corner of the globe, conspiring to do us down an’ to undermine our position as the richest, greediest nation on Earth. I have issued an ultimatum to world leaders – get off our backs an’ start playin’ ball or face annihilation, that ultimatum has now expired”.

Booth had deluded himself into believing that the American missile shields would protect the nation. Instead, they DID protect the coastal mega-cities, but the rest of the United States became, well, the Cursed Earth. In response (and in accordance with the surviving outraged public), the Judges – which had been created as the elite police force in the growing mega-cities – assumed control with their Declaration of Judgement, which is what we see in this episode (the backstory of the Atomic Wars was in subsequent episodes).

“Here is the Declaration of Judgement…for crimes against the American people, your presidency is at an end!”

President Booth was tried by a Grand Council of Judges and found guilty of war crimes – but the Judges hesitated to execute the last President of the United States. Instead, they sentenced him to a hundred years of suspended animation in Fort Knox – with three medic robots programmed to routinely check and change his blood.

Which of course brings us to the vampire robots – which Dredd has re-programmed to help work for the local farmers. As for Booth himself, Dredd commutes the sentence to life imprisonment, working alongside the robots to help the farmers bring life back to the Cursed Earth – “Every day, you’ll see the mess you made of America!”

The Declaration of Judgement was also captured in this Brian Bolland cover art for the Eagle comics of the second part of the Cursed Earth epic – flashing back to the Judges sentencing the last President of the United States.

 

 

JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 2:
THE CURSED EARTH 9 –
THE SLAY RIDERS (Prog 69)

It’s about time we had Judge Dredd’s “I am the Law” – and more classic Brian Bolland art.

This episode sees a return to Brian Bolland’s fantastic art, but also the writer Pat Mills’ misanthropy – a characteristic theme in his writing in which he seems to prefer aliens, dinosaurs, robots and basically anything else to people. Mind you, the people in his stories generally have it coming.

And so we are introduced to one of the most noble characters in any Judge Dredd storyline, who is of course an alien – Tweak. Ironically, for an episode positively dripping in Mills’ misanthropy, it also portrays Judge Dredd at his noblest and most heroic, although Dredd was always something of an exception for Mill’s usual depiction of humanity.

The episode starts as Dredd’s party cross the Mississippi – “the once mighty river is still ablaze with petrol, foul-smelling pollutants, and nuclear wastes from the Great Atomic War…a torrent of fiery death”. To cross it, they take a ferry – drawn by alien slave labor. Aliens? In the Cursed Earth? The ferry operator explains that they were “specimens brought back by the starships…used to be kept on an alien nature reserve around here” – until the war. Hmm, sounds a little…contrived. Among them is Tweak, who resembles a bipedal rock-eating aardvark – and he senses in Dredd an exception to the rule that humanity has proved to him so far.

With regret that he must postpone action against the alien slave trade for his mission to Mega-City Two (but vowing to return to deal with it), Dredd and company continue on their mission.

However, the next day, they see Tweak, having eaten his way out of his cage last night, fleeing as a fugitive from a pack of ‘slay-riders’ – who are admittedly riding some pretty cool mutant, ah, horse-things. The slay-riders run down and net Tweak, who obviously calls out for help, even in his alien language. And Dredd of course responds to the call – “When someone calls on the Law for help, be he mutie, alien, cyborg or human, the Law cannot turn a blind eye! AND I AM THE LAW!”

As I said, the Cursed Earth epic portrays Judge Dredd at his noblest and most heroic. It is a pity that his catchphrase is not often shown at its more expansive, as it is here. Typically, Judge Dredd is cast as an authoritarian figure, often satirically so, with his catchphrase as a reinforcement of that. He certainly is an authoritarian figure, but much more nuanced than the simple satire of a police state – and, as here, his catchphrase is more than a statement of his authority, it is the embodiment of duty.

 

 

JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 2:
THE CURSED EARTH 10 –
REQUIEM FOR AN ALIEN (Prog 70)

Dredd first rides out to rescue Tweak and confront the slay-riders, led by their Alien Catcher General – a figure with distinctive echoes not only of Confederate hunters of fugitive slaves, but also the Witchfinder Generals of witch hunts. Although ironically the Alien Catcher-General has either a mutation or a mask of the head of a goat – ironically, that is, because he resembles nothing so much as the demonic (or devilish) Sabbat Goat of witches’ sabbaths, the opposite of what you might expect for witchfinder generals or witch hunts. Given the slay-riders’ attitudes to aliens and the general human prejudice against mutants, I’d suspect a mask rather than a mutation. Although they don’t seem to have an issue with mutant steeds, here gloriously depicted by Brian Bolland.

Unfortunately, although Dredd and company defeat the slay riders (losing their second Judge, having lost the first to the Brotherhood of Darkness), Tweak has lost his family – his mate and two young children already killed by the slavers. Dredd and company follow him to their grave in a neighboring plantation. It moves Dredd to one of his rare demonstrations of emotion – “Tweak, ain’t much I can do to make amends, buddy…but you’re welcome to come with us – and I’m sorry”.

 

 

JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 2:
THE CURSED EARTH 11-12 –
BURGER WARS (progs 71-72)

Burger Wars – Ronald McDonald vs Burger King!

Now we reach the point in Judge Dredd’s Cursed Earth epic where my Mega-City Law has a treat for you – the first of the episodes that were originally censored as a result of lawsuit against 2000 AD. I thought Judge Dredd was the Law?

Anyway, that changed in 2014 with a European directive on copyright law allowing the use of copyright protected characters for parody and 2000 AD’s publisher Rebellion Developments republished the suppressed episodes in a new edition of The Cursed Earth in 2016.

Anyway, Judge Dredd and biker companion Spikes scout out the land and find the oddly named town of In-Between, but they soon find out that the town is in between the two warring hamburger chains (or burger barons) – McDonalds to the north and Burger King to the south. Of course, they find this out when Spikes makes the nearly fatal faux pas of ordering a hamburger, offending the town’s neutral sensibilities as the last “free town” left and raising the suspicion that the outsiders are spies. However, this standoff is diverted when the two warring sides, led by figures costumed as their trademarks, descend upon the town (in pick-up trucks and vans), each claiming the town as their “customers”. Hmmm, one can see how this might have been controversial, although arguably also something of a backhanded compliment to the burger chains’ powers of endurance in a post-apocalyptic world.

Dredd and Spikes are captured by the overwhelming numbers of McDonalds’ men, while Ronald McDonald himself personally dispatches the Burger King – prompting the Burger King forces to retreat.

Ronald McDonald announces his vision of the future to the cheering crowds of McDonalds City – a dream in which he sees “every square inch of this fair land covered by one big McDonalds burger bar…everything that’s decent and American HAS BEEN WIPED OUT and in its place will stand McDonalds – one huge onion-spangled McDonalds, from sea to shining sea”. That ends his “speechifying” – he then pronounces the “burgers and shakes are on me!”

However, there’s a momentary blot on this vision as the crowds (and prisoners) gather in the burger bar, Ronald queries a staff member why a table hasn’t been wiped. When the staff member stammers he’ll attend to it now, Ronald guns him down – “We’ve got standards of cleanliness to maintain”. Hmm – I must admit I’m with Ronald on this one. I bet that would improve service standards considerably – and there’s nothing worse than an unwiped table.

Dredd remonstrates with Ronald McDonald about the purposelessness of burning the town – “You’ve won this ridiculous war! You killed the Burger King!”. However, Ronald McDonald counters that “they’ll just choose another one”, revealing that he and the Burger King are just titled positions – he inherited his own as his father ran “McDonalds in these parts” before the Atomic Wars, and he’s just carrying on the “family tradition”. Although in this case, the family tradition has turned into violent empire-building. Unfortunately for Dredd and Spikes, Ronald McDonald pronounces they’ll just have to remain McDonalds’ “customers” until the war is won – and that might take a while. After all, “this is big country – burger country!”

Dredd and Spikes soon manage to escape (and free other prisoners) by overwhelming their somewhat perfunctory two guards – “both fat and slow from too many takeaways”. They steal one of the McDonalds vehicles, but run into a herd of giant mutated cattle the size of elephants – hence all that beef for burgers. Their truck is overturned when a Burger King ambush drives a stampede of cattle directly at them. They are about to be lynched (as sentenced by a Burger King judge, strangely wearing an English judge’s wig), but are saved in the nick of time by the Land-Raider, guns blazing and commanded by Judge Jack. With that, they leave the Burger Wars behind them (never to be seen or heard from again in the comic) and resume their mission to save Mega-City Two.

 

 

JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 2:
THE CURSED EARTH 13-16 –
SATANUS (progs 73-76)

Now for the main attraction of the Cursed Earth epic – Judge Dredd vs a tyrannosaurus rex!

And to celebrate, I couldn’t resist using the image of Satanus about to chow down on the bound Dredd from the Eagle reprint comics – which rivals that other Brian Bolland cover’s mutants as THE iconic image of the Cursed Earth epic. Indeed, it was my introduction to the epic, as I saw it as a ‘flashback’ poster in 2000 AD comics well before I read the epic itself, so I was left in suspense for years as to how Dredd escaped those gaping jaws.

So why are there dinosaurs roaming the Cursed Earth? Why the hell not? Everything’s better with dinosaurs! But seriously, Judge Dredd does Jurassic Park – or more precisely, since Judge Dredd did genetically engineered dinosaurs before Jurassic Park, Jurassic Park did Judge Dredd. Where’s the check, Jurassic Park?

Of course, another reason might be that Judge Dredd writer Pat Mills just wanted to shoehorn dinosaurs into the Cursed Earth epic from his beloved Flesh series – a series that started in the opening line-up in the very first issue of 2000 AD (preceding Judge Dredd itself, which only started in the second issue, albeit due to scheduling difficulties). That series had an intriguing premise – that the extinction of dinosaurs occurred because they were herded or hunted to extinction by time cowboys from the future, seeking to feed the meat-starved twenty-third century. Of course, being his usual misanthropic self, Mills tended to prefer the dinosaurs to people, with the occasional exception of characters who effectively went ‘dinosaur’ in any event.

 

JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 2:
THE CURSED EARTH 13-14
THE COMING OF SATANUS / FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS (progs 73-74)

As for what dinosaurs are doing in the Cursed Earth, they are dinosaurs “from Dinosaur National Park, brought back to life by genetic engineering”, but “when the atomic war came, the dinosaurs must have been left free to roam”.

And eat sacrificial offerings from the Cursed Earth township of Repentance, which is how Dredd (and his companion Spikes) find themselves drugged and then bound to be eaten by the tyrannosaurus rex Satanus.

There – I’ve pretty much summed up those two episodes.

I mean, that’s almost literally Spike’s question to Dredd and Dredd’s reply as the Land-Raider gets caught up in a dinosaur stampede in The Coming of Satanus (prog 73)

The rest of the episode deals with the backstory of the re-gened dinosaurs in general and Satanus in particular, but you’ve seen Jurassic Park, haven’t you? It’s pretty much that…although Mills seems to write it almost as reincarnation, with memories of their former lives, particularly for Satanus, as one of the offspring of his tyrannosaur matriarch Old One Eye in the Flesh comic (and was killed by her when he challenged her for leadership of the herd of something). I’m…not sure DNA works that way.

Satanus is the first dinosaur created by the Jurassic Park re-gening process – and yes, they called him that, which seemed to be begging for trouble. And sure enough, he is vicious, with a particular taste for human flesh, even escaping into the mountains of the park where he remained at large – until I guess the Atomic Wars set all the dinosaurs free.

Anyway, the Land-Raider incurs damage to a track so Judge Dredd and his team seek assistance at the nearby town of Repentance. Interestingly, there’s a recurring folk horror vibe to the Cursed Earth, not just in this epic but in subsequent episodes – where towns lure passers-by in with an apparently wholesome friendly welcome, often dressed up in Americana, only for the sacrificial purpose of their dark secret. Indeed, this is the second time that folk horror vibe has played out in the epic – with Deliverance and the ratnado now essentially being replayed as Repentance and the tyrannosaur Satanus.

As Dredd said to Spikes at the end of episode The Coming of Satanus, “they’re too friendly”. And of course his “uneasy feeling” is right. Never ask for whom the bell tolls in the next episode of that title – it tolls for thee, Dredd! Well, more precisely, it tolls for Satanus as his dinner bell to come and eat Dredd, but you get the point.

 

 

 

 

JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 2:
THE CURSED EARTH 15-16
PICNIC AT BLACK ROCK / BLACK SABBATH (progs 75-76)

Fortunately Dredd manages to use one of Satanus’ own teeth lodged in the rock from a previous sacrifice to saw through his bonds and escape. Satanus then rampages through the town of Repentance.

There – I’ve summarized the two episodes.

It’s a little more involved than that. Dredd has to do a little more than saw through his bonds, as Spikes is also bound as a sacrifice – and Satanus is leading a pack of tyrannosaurs to the feed. After escaping, he then cuts Spikes loose but is picked up by one of the tyrannosaurs. Spikes lobs a grenade (which he was wearing as earring) and a tyrannosaur snaps it up – killing that tyrannosaur and injuring Satanus with the shrapnel. The pack descends in a feeding frenzy on the headless tyrannosaur – which is when Dredd and Spikes are able to get away, making their way back to Repentance.

When they get there, the townspeople of course attack them – before the cavalry arrives in the form of Tweak driving the Land-Raider. In the meantime, Satanus is in a bad mood and decided that all deals are off with the township, attacking the jailhouse and everyone in it in a feeding frenzy, picking up the other surviving Judge on the mission, Judge Jack, in his claws.

Dredd is in his own bad mood, intending to use the Land-Raider to burn Satanus and the town to the ground – “Attention, people of Repentance! This is Judge Dredd! I am going to punish you for your crimes! You have five minutes to evacuate the town, before I raze Repentance to the ground!”

And you have to love that opening panel of prog 76, Black Sabbath – “The Devil Beast Triumphs!”.

But not for long – Dredd manages to save Judge Jack and also use the Land-Raider to raze both Repentance and Satanus – although unknown to Dredd, Satanus escaped death by falling through to the basement of the church in Repentance, emerging in an epilogue to the episode. As the epilogue intones, the world had not seen the last of Satanus. Well, Judge Dredd and Mega-City One had – except for his blood, as we’ll see – but Satanus was to cross over (by time travel) into another 2000 AD story…

 

 

 

JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 2:
THE CURSED EARTH 19-20 –
LOSER’S LEAP / THE GOD JUDGE (progs 79-80)

(17-18 GIANTS AREN’T GENTLEMEN / SOUL FOOD progs 77-78)

Judge Dredd in Vegas!

After escaping the Cursed Earth tyrannosaur Satanus, Judge Dredd’s Cursed Earth epic finds itself back on track in Las Vegas. Well, Satanus and the Utah Dustbowl silliness in the following two episodes in progs 77-78 (Giants Aren’t Gentlemen & Soul Food). The latter were censored from the the original run because of its reference to Colonel Sanders and other trademark characters – but you’re not missing much, as they were a weird diversion without adding to the epic (and arguably detracting from it).

Anyway, when introduced in the Cursed Earth epic (in Loser’s Leap in prog 79), post-apocalyptic Las Vegas has metastasized into a city entirely based on gambling ruled by the Mafia. So…pretty much the same as PRE-apocalyptic Las Vegas, amirite? (Although I’m not sure how it works in the absence of any national or international tourism).

Judge Dredd and his crew are met with a “welcoming committee” in the form of old-style tanks attacking them. Dredd’s twenty-second century Land-Raider easily destroys the twentieth century tanks, but the numbered flag on each tank was a dead giveaway of their real purpose – they, like everything else in Las Vegas, were all part of a gambling game, much to the enthusiasm of the punters who bet on the “strangers”.

Dredd gets progressively more outraged as he explores the city, noting that Las Vegas has a judge-system and querying why it hasn’t intervened to halt the runaway gambling. (Although it makes me wonder more why the mega-cities, with their judge-systems, have had no contact with the judge-system in Las Vegas – particularly Mega-City Two on the West Coast, of which Vegas should effectively be part). As Dredd looks for the Vegas Judges, his outrage is complete when he happens on the Vegas Hall of Justice, housed in a casino, and sets upon it like Jesus Christ after the moneylenders in the Temple. There he finds the Vegas Judges – in uniforms of the same appearance as Mega-City Judges, but with dollar signs emblazoned on their chests, and with stereotypical Italian accents – operating the tables. Dredd demands to see the Chief Judge – and his request is corrected by Vegas Judges to refer to the God-Judge. Sigh.

Dredd assails the God-Judge as unfit for office but is overpowered by the Vegas Judge Fingers (obviously a mutant because of his giant size and extra fingers). And so Dredd finds himself poised over the precipice at Loser’s Leap because in post-apocalyptic Vegas, even death needs to have side-bets – a literal leap off one of the towering high-storied buildings, with target zones painted on the ground for onlooker bets as to the leapers’, ah, final destination.

After that literal cliffhanger, Dredd is fortunately saved in the next episode (The God-Judge in prog 80) by the intervention of Spikes with a (para)chute and they land a safe distance away from the target. (I hope the bookies offered odds on landing outside the target). More fortunately, they are rescued by the Vegas quasi-religious underground resistance, the League Against Gambling. Dredd is hailed by the League as their Savior, according to their book of prophecy (penned by their former leader) – “And lo – out of the east will come a man in black, his steed will be of iron and his anger will be like the roaring of demons. He will smite the chief evil-doer in his temple”. As Spikes jokes, “that’s you all over, Dreddy!”

And although he disclaims the prophecy, Dredd proceeds to fulfil it in his usual style and hands over the position of God-Judge to the leader of the League before resuming his mission to Mega-City Two. The League leader exclaims that Dredd’s memory will – “No one will forget the day Judge Dredd came to Vegas – and won!”

The house always wins, except against Judge Dredd.

Las Vegas was to recur on occasion in subsequent episodes or other stories set in the Dreddverse, when the action ventured far enough afield to it. Just don’t get too attached to the League, as the Mafia reclaim Vegas – or for that matter, just don’t get too attached to Vegas itself, as the writers presumably grew tired of its one-dimensional schtick. Being Vegas, it does go out in style – nuked by Judge Death. Yeah, the house doesn’t win against Judge Death either.

 

 

 

 

JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 2:
THE CURSED EARTH 21-
TWEAK’S STORY (prog 81)

You have to love the opening panel of this episode, featuring the beleaguered Mega-City Two. I revisited this image during the Coronavirus pandemic in 2020, featuring as it does a welcome return of the art of Brian Bolland, 2000 AD’s best artist, and indeed one of my favorite opening spreads of the epic – “In plague-torn Mega-City Two, para-medic storm troopers fight a losing battle against the crazed victims of the disease”.

Paramedic storm troopers – now there’s a phrase you don’t hear every day. Or would want to. However, they certainly need it – and them – in Mega-City Two for those homicidal cannibalistic plague victims. At least, Coronavirus doesn’t turn people into crazed homicidal cannibals…yet. Pandemics have certainly played a major role in Judge Dredd’s history, not least the Chaos Bug that all but destroyed the city in the Day of Chaos epic. Mind you, it’s not the worst disease we’ll encounter in Judge Dredd – at least there’s a cure or vaccine, as opposed to Jigsaw Disease or Grubb’s Disease, although neither of those escalated into full-blown pandemic (in the case of Jigsaw Disease, because it is simply too alien and surreal). For that matter, this opening spread evokes some of the same frenetic violence by Mega-City citizenry as in Block Mania, the prelude to my favorite Judge Dredd epic of all time – The Apocalypse War.

I also love the bleak fatalism of the paramedic storm trooper team, as they are reduced to desperately firing off tranquilizer rounds (presumably gas) to hold the line – although their sergeant’s epithet for Mega-City One as “them yankees” doesn’t ring true. After all, this is West Coast Mega-City Two, not Texas City.

Sadly, we leave this intriguing opening spread behind as we continue with an interlude in The Curse Earth epic – but fortunately it’s the backstory of Dredd’s alien companion, Tweak, revealed to be highly intelligent and precognitive, as to how he ended up enslaved in the Cursed Earth. Long story short (and representative of writer Pat Mills’ characteristic misanthropy) – he’s a little like an alien space Jesus and humans are bastards.

 

 

 

JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 2:
THE CURSED EARTH 22
TWEAK’S STORY (prog 82)

Just in case the whole Tweak as alien space Jesus wasn’t clear, his ‘crucifixion’ in Brian Bolland’s art in the opening panel should hammer it home – that and the tagline for the episode of alien messiah.

Essentially, Tweak has to play dumb to hide the intelligence of his species and avoid their exploitation by humans (as his species harvest gold and diamonds for food). Except of course HE continues to be exploited, first by the laboratory examination seen here, and then by his enslavement in the Cursed Earth, along with his mate and children (who were captured first, hence his heroic self-sacrifice to be with them in captivity).

One exception is Judge Dredd, who queries Tweak – “You sacrificed yourself and your family to save your planet – but what makes you think I won’t report the underground mineral farms on your planet – and a fleet of mining ships be sent out to tear your home apart?”

Tweak replies simply “I trust you, Judge Dredd”. Damn straight, Tweak, damn straight!

 

 

 

JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 2:
THE CURSED EARTH 23-
LEGION OF THE DAMNED (progs 83)

Well, this is it – Judge Dredd’s Cursed Earth mission is in Death Valley and they can see the lights from Mega-City Two, just a few hours away. Dredd and his companions have survived mutants, slavers and even tyrannosaurs – surely there’s nothing between them and Mega-City Two now, right? Nothing, that is, except for a robot zombie apocalypse…

Or at least the robot equivalent of a zombie apocalypse – the remnants of war droids, mostly buried and dormant in the desert sand, but still functional and capable of being (re)activated.

War droids from what? The episodes expand upon the history of the Dreddverse and introduces the so-called Battle of Armageddon, in the form of Dredd paying his respects to the war memorial statue that honors the fallen Judges from the battle. Although…it seems to defeat the point of a war memorial statue. Mostly because no one would ever see it, given that Death Valley is in the Cursed Earth (and an unpopulated part at that), but also because the war is still going on around it, given that there are still functioning war droids in the location. As Dredd makes clear, the robot army was the only remaining military force loyal to President Booth. Remember him? The “vampire” back in Kentucky – the last President of the United States, who started the Atomic Wars, and from whom the Judges took control, with the Declaration of Judgement? Although it’s not clear why or to what purpose the battle was fought in Death Valley. Anyway, the Battle of Armageddon, was the Judges’ victory over Booth’s robot troopers (“the Judges had to crush them here in Death Valley”) – but one would have thought that victory involved, you know, not leaving active war robots behind on the battlefield. I mean, someone should have done something about that…

Judge Dredd intones that “it was the most savage battle of modern times…worse even than El Alamein, Iwo Jima and Stalingrad” – which seems to be a bit of hyperbole on his part, particularly as he adds that “one hundred thousand Judges and mega-troopers” (presumably a reference to Mega-City troopers fighting for the Judges) “lost their lives fighting for justice”. Sorry, Judge Dredd – it may have been worse than El Alamein or Iwo Jima, but Stalingrad was fought for over five months by over two million men with close to a million lives lost on both sides (not including wounded or captured). And there are other battles, not least in the world wars, that had over one hundred thousand lives lost – although perhaps not so many robots.

Even as Dredd is paying his respects, a robot trooper general – essentially a robot General Patton in the literal form of a tank (and similarly nicknamed with a robot pun twist “General Blood-and-Nuts”) exhorts the remaining robot troopers to resume the battle against the incoming Mega-City Judges. And despite some insubordinate protests that they’re “cosy in the dirt” and “the war’s over”, the robot troopers rise to the occasion – literally, like any good zombie apocalypse, rising from the ground.

The reactivated robot troopers attack Dredd’s party. The only other surviving Judge, Judge Jack – obviously traumatized by almost being eaten by Satanus – cracks and deserts, detaching the Kill-dozer from the vaccine car of the Land-Raider and attempting to surrender. Of course, the robots simply gun him down. Fortunately, the three remaining members of the mission – Dredd, Spikes and Tweak – manage to retreat to an old Spanish fort, where they are besieged by the robots.

 

 

 

JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 2:
THE CURSED EARTH 24 –
JUDGE DREDD’S LAST STAND (prog 84)

Besieged by the army of the robot zombie apocalypse, Judge Dredd’s Cursed Earth mission comes right down to the wire, before an incoming sandstorm and a heroic sacrifice by a mortally wounded Spikes (equivalent to that of the Hells Angel protagonist in Damnation Alley) allows Dredd and alien Tweak to escape – barely. Each sets off with a pack of vaccine to travel on foot “sixty miles across the Mojave Desert to Mega-City Two”.

Indeed, you could say Spikes made two heroic self-sacrifices, in the last moments of his life and also in death – as Dredd dresses up the deceased Spikes in a Judge’s uniform and places him on the Lawmaster as a decoy to fool the robots into thinking he’s dead. For good measure, Dredd also programs the bike – and the accompanying vaccine car, having extracted two packs of vaccine for himself and Tweak to carry – to detonate. The robots are fooled into believing Dredd dead – and Dredd gives a eulogy for Spikes. “So long, Spikes, you were more than just a punk…you were…the greatest punk of all time!”.

Brian Bolland cover art for one of the issues of the Eagle comics reprint of The Cursed Earth epic depicted the charge of the Spikes brigade in all its glory.

 

 

 

JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 2:
THE CURSED EARTH 25 –
THE BIG KISS-OFF (prog 85)

This is it – the finale of Judge Dredd’s Cursed Earth epic, with its iconic cover from the original comic (included in the collected edition) and its raw image of Dredd, close to breaking but yet unbroken, shouting his defiance to the Cursed Earth. Even if his eagle shoulder pad is so mangled that it looks like a dead chicken.

And so the Cursed Earth epic is akin to the Odyssey of Judge Dredd (whereas the Apocalypse War – or perhaps The Day the Law Died – would be his Iliad). Like Odysseus, Dredd embarks on a picaresque journey, albeit for a higher mission than Odysseus’ royal homecoming, and ends up in similar circumstances at the end of that journey – Odysseus was stripped of his ships, his men and even his clothes as he was washed up naked on the shore. The Cursed Earth epic doesn’t quite go that far – but Dredd otherwise ends up alone in the Californian desert (having been separated from Tweak in the sandstorm), his uniform in tatters, walking and ultimately crawling his way to Mega-City Two, pursued by some more revived robot troopers, also crawling from lack of power (and maintenance).

Finally, he crawls to an access point in Mega-City Two, itself a city on the verge of death – “Mega-City Two, where the neon lights had gone out…a city waiting to die. Luckily, that access point happens to be in one of the parts still safe from the plague – and they escort him inside.

Eight hours later, he’s recovered (while the city has feverishly processed the vaccine to save itself) and learns that Tweak also made it through – with the other vaccine pack. You see what I mean about Tweak as one of the noblest characters in any Judge Dredd storyline? All to save a city in a world whose inhabitants have brought him nothing but pain and sorrow (not to mention menaced his home planet) – even if his motives were mixed between alien altruism and loyalty to Judge Dredd. Dredd is reunited with Tweak some weeks later (Mega-City Two has assumed Tweak was Dredd’s “pet”) – Dredd offers for the world to know of Tweak’s heroism, but Tweak wants his people to remain secret and only to return home. And so Dredd sees Tweak off at the re-opened Los Angeles space port – before himself departing for Mega-City One, hoping for “a little peace and quiet”. After all, nothing could be worse than the Cursed Earth?

Yeah, good luck with that – as Dredd heads straight back into his next epic, The Day the Law Died…

 

JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 2
Mega-City One 2100-2101
(1978-1979: progs 61-115)

Judge Dredd gets epic!

Judge Dredd: Complete Case Files Volume 2 essentially consists of the back-to-back Dredd epics, The Cursed Earth (progs 61-85) and The Day the Law Died (progs 86-108).

I consider these two epics to be Dredd’s first true epics – and more fundamentally, where the Judge Dredd comic came of age. This is classic Dredd.

Of course, the two epics had their precursors in the two longer story arcs (or mini-epics) of Volume 1 – The Cursed Earth in Luna-1 and The Day the Law Died in Robot Wars. Each of the epics (and their precursors) respectively set up the essential Judge Dredd epic plotlines – Dredd confronting some threat, usually existential, to Mega-City One (Robot Wars, The Day the Law Died), and Dredd venturing to some other, usually exotic, location (Luna-1, The Cursed Earth), or a combination of the two, Dredd venturing to some other, usually exotic, location TO confront some threat, usually existential, to Mega-City One (arguably The Cursed Earth, although it involved an existential threat to Mega-City Two, at least in the immediate sense).

Yes – there’s a few episodes at the end of Case Files 2 which serve as something of an epilogue to the epics, particularly Punks Rule as an epilogue to The Day the Law Died. It also effectively replays the very first episode with Dredd taking on the punk street gang that has arisen as a law unto themselves – with Dredd’s characteristic schtick of taking them on alone, to restore the authority of Justice Department that had lapsed in The Day the Law Died.

Otherwise, Case Files 2 is almost entirely the two epics – each of which deserve its own consideration in depth.

 

JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 1
Mega-City One 2099-2100
(1977-1978 progs 2-60)

 

In the beginning was the Law, and the Law was with Dredd, and the Law was Dredd.

This is where we go back to the beginning, the very first episodes of Judge Dredd. For these and indeed all subsequent episodes, I’ll be referring to the collected editions of Judge Dredd in the Complete Case Files. Of course, in this case, I’ll be referring to Volume 1, which collected 2000AD ‘progs’ 2-60, or the year 2099-2100 in Judge Dredd’s storyline. (Remember in Judge Dredd that each year in real time equates to a year in story time, which is something of a rarity in comics).

And while Judge Dredd was the Law from the outset, it took some time for Dredd as well as his setting (Mega-City One) and his story to find their more definitive forms subsequent fans would recognize, with some story elements – particularly the setting of Mega-City One – taking until Volume 3 to do so.

Volume 1, as the first year of publication – reflected the usual concerns for longevity of a series in an anthology comic. However, Judge Dredd proved an enduring hit with fans from the outset, such that his story-line could feature its first extended story arc or ‘mini-epic’, The Robot Wars, from its ninth episode (or ‘prog’ in 2000 AD’s lingo) and finish its inaugural year of publication with its second extended story arc or mini-epic, Luna.

However, despite its exploratory nature, a surprising number of iconic elements were introduced in and endured from the episodes in Volume 1.

For one thing, there’s those two story arcs or mini-epics, The Robot Wars and Luna, which not only had narrative elements recurring in later storylines, but also laid the foundations for the first genuine and archetypal Dredd epics in Volume 2, The Day the Law Died and The Cursed Earth.

For another – there’s major narrative elements such as the Cursed Earth (although not christened as such until the epic of that name) and its mutant population, the Statue of Justice (towering over the Statue of Liberty), the unseen face of Dredd beneath his helmet, Walter the Wobot, the yet unnamed Lawgiver guns the Judges use, the yet unnamed Lawmaster motorbikes the Judges use, Max Normal, Judge Giant, the Department of Justice (with its Hall of Justice and Academy of Law), Rico Dredd, the Undercity, the apes of Mega-City One, American lunar colonies, and the Soviet or Sov Judges.

As well as more minor ones like face-changing machines, the precursor of the invariably disastrous consumer fads that sweep Mega-City One and riot foam (one of my personal favorites).

 

 

JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 1:
WHITEY (prog 2)

 

This is where it all began…

The very first episode of Judge Dredd – which was ironically in the second episode or so-called ‘prog’ of 2000 AD, because they couldn’t get their act together sooner.

It’s a solid introduction to Dredd and his world, not dazzling or thrilling perhaps, but solid enough to lay the groundwork for an enduring series. As a necessity for a strip of 5 pages (2000 AD is an anthology comic, typically of 5 stories or so), the plot is pared right down – to the classic storyline of Dredd rooting out criminals or perps from a building. Of course, a pared down plot works to its advantage, particularly for an introductory story. One might note that this was essentially the plot to the 2012 Dredd movie, a primary reason why it captured the essence of the comic much more effectively than the 1995 Judge Dredd movie with its convoluted storyline unsuccessfully trying to insert too many elements from the comic for its own good.

Of course, that plot is ultimately the essence of any Dredd story and indeed his character – apprehending perps. It’s his job after all. The introductory episode also has the essence of the Dredd mythos – a futuristic Dirty Harry in a dystopian satire, although the emphasis in this episode is on the former rather than the latter. Indeed, there are some missteps here – Dredd’s setting is introduced as New York 2099 AD! As corrected by the next story, New York is effectively part of Mega-City One, as it and other cities have been absorbed into the latter as it sprawled along the American eastern seaboard. In this episode, it is not yet clearly post-apocalyptic or even particularly dystopian – “huge star-scrapers soar miles high into the air”, literally overshadowing buildings like the Empire State Building, which have become part of a literal and metaphorical underworld, fallen into ruin and used as hideouts by “vicious criminals”.

The first Judge we see is not THE Judge, Dredd himself, but the short-lived Judge Alvin, in the distinctive uniform (resembling motorcycle leathers) on the equally distinctive motorcycle (not yet named Lawmasters, but recognizably so).

Anyway, the leader of the Empire State Building criminals, ‘Whitey’, kills the patrolling Judge Alvin with his “laser cannon”. Interestingly enough, the Judges themselves don’t use lasers but guns (named Lawgivers of course) and bullets, albeit more advanced guns and bullets (with the latter more as miniature missiles). Whitey scavenges the helmet from the fallen Judge’s uniform, mockingly declaring himself as Judge Whitey – although he and his gang are disappointed that it isn’t THE Judge, Judge Dredd, who is apparently already notorious as the embodiment of the Law and the “toughest of the judges”.

Whitey taunts the Judges – sending the motorcycle with Judge Alvin’s body chained to it and a note “WHO YOU GONNA SEND AGAINST ME NOW PUNKS, JUDGE WHITEY”. Well, we all know the answer to that question. The Chief Judge initially wants the “air squad” to raze the building to the ground, but Judge Dredd suggests that they should send a solitary Judge to apprehend the Empire State Building gang, to reinforce respect for the Law – as later episodes will disclose, this is a recurring thing for Dredd and he does it again and again. Of course, when that one Judge is Judge Dredd, it’s all over but the shooting – using his automated bike as a distraction, Dredd successfully surprises and outshoots the gang, with the “lightning reflexes” from his training.

And here we have our dose of future satire, as Judge Dredd sentences the captured Whitey to life imprisonment as a Judge killer – on Devil’s Island, which spooks even Whitey into begging for mercy. Devil’s Island turns out to be a traffic island at the center of a highway network, cut off by the automated trucks that drive by it non-stop at 200 miles per hour, and prisoners are ‘marooned’ on it. J.G. Ballard had a similar story of people marooned on a traffic island in his story The Concrete Island. A satirical touch, but one that doesn’t seem to be practically effective – for one thing, it seems that prisoners might escape by throwing something (weaker prisoners for example) to cause some sort of pileup or awaiting breakdown. As it turns out, it isn’t secure as Whitey subsequently escapes – and future storylines abandon it for dependable iso-cubes and penal colonies, most notoriously the space penal colony on Jupiter’s moon Titan for Judges gone bad.

And yes – my feature image is actually Brian Bolland’s cover art for the first issue of the Eagle reprint comics.

Also yes – it did not actually reprint the first issues from the original 2000 AD episodes. Fortunately, it does reprint Punks Rule, that epilogue to The Day the Law Died and the basis for the cover art – which is also not dissimilar in its plot device of Dredd’s recurring schtick to suggest for a solitary Judge, himself of course, to take out dangerous gangs to reinforce respect for the Law.

However, this cover art is such an iconic image of Dredd that I have to feature it upfront with Case Files 1.

 

 

JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 1:
KRONG (prog 5)
The New You / The Brotherhood of Darkness (progs 3-4)

 

Funnily enough the next Brian Bolland cover art for the Eagle Comics reprint in order of the original episodes was issue 34, which flashed back to the fifth episode, featuring a robotic King Kong knockoff known as Krong in an episode of that name. The episode is…not as exciting as it sounds and sadly did not feature Dredd arresting Krong as in the cover art. Instead Krong was used as the instrument of crime (to destroy a building) by a museum curator of special effects.

And there were some iconic features of Mega-City One introduced even as early as progs 3 and 4. Face-changing machines – seemingly a common and easy form of cosmetic surgery – were introduced in episode 3, The New You. Mutants and “the wilderness from the Atomic Wars” – yet to be named the Cursed Earth – were introduced in prog 4 The Brotherhood of Darkness. They would subsequently reprise their role as antagonists to Dredd in The Cursed Earth epic in Case File 2.

 

 

JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 1:
THE STATUE OF JUDGEMENT (prog 7)
Frankenstein 2 / Antique Car Heist (progs 6 & 8)

 

Possibly the most iconic feature of Mega-City One – this landmark feature of Mega-City One introduced in prog 7 named for it, the newly constructed Statue of Judgement – the gigantic statue of a Judge that towers over the neighboring Statue of Liberty.

Prog 6 “Frankenstein 2” sadly does not quite recreate the story of Frankenstein but involves the theft of bodies for illegal transplant surgery.

Prog 8 “Antique Car Theft” involved the not so interesting premise of 20th century petrol-fuelled cars being valuable antiques. The more interesting premise was almost a throwaway gag – the rare occasion of Dredd taking off his helmet (at gunpoint). We don’t see his face but the perps do and it’s apparently so horrifying that it shocks them enough Dredd has time to pull his Lawgiver out to shoot them. Although we have never seen Dredd’s face – ever – in the comic (well, except unrecognizably as the Dead Man), they did seem to abandon his hideousness as a plot point and it became more a matter of his mystique. And while we haven’t seen his face, we have seen that of his clone-father Fargo which didn’t have any such issue.

 

 

 

JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 1:
ROBOT WARS (progs 9-17)

 

The Robot Wars was the first Judge Dredd ‘epic’ – or more precisely longer story arc, since 10 episodes hardly seems to count as an epic, although Dredd’s first longer story arc saw it come of age as an enduring series.

And yet…meh, it’s okay. Of course, it is at a disadvantage as I was introduced to Judge Dredd by the Apocalypse War epic (and its Block Mania prelude), still my personal favorite Dredd epic. For that matter, I still consider Dredd’s first true epics and coming of age to be the back-to-back storylines of The Cursed Earth and The Day the Law Died – which feature in (and essentially comprise) Volume 2 of the Complete Case Files.

So The Robot Wars pales in comparison. It seems a little…contrived or even heavy-handed at times. Of course I can hear you exclaim – O Stark After Dark, isn’t being heavy-handed one of the fundamental characteristics of Judge Dredd? True – but that heavy-handedness is usually leavened by or indeed part of its absurdist humor, black comedy or satire. The Robot Wars still has some of those qualities, but the balance of them just doesn’t seem (or hasn’t had time to develop to be) as effective as in subsequent epics or episodes.

The Robot Wars also covers the familiar SF territory of, well, a robot war – although perhaps not as familiar at the time of its publication prior to the Terminator and Matrix films. In this case, the robot war is led by messianic carpenter robot (oho!) Call-Me-Kenneth, although ‘he’ turns out to be closer to robo-Hitler. Indeed, he announces himself to be a fan of Adolf Hitler, which begs the question – who programmed that into him?! There are some discordant notes – the robots are likened to slaves for the Mega-City populace to live lives of ease. However, subsequent storylines show quite the opposite, that automation and robots have resulted in unemployment variously stated but at least 90% – with the overwhelming majority of the Mega-City population living lives of crime, drudgery and welfare dependency.

Of course, having previously been introduced to mutants, The Robot Wars introduces us to another of the most recurring SF tropes and equally problematic themes for Judge Dredd, Mega-City’s robot ‘population’. (Mutants, robots and aliens are the big three SF tropes – and themes – for Judge Dredd). The relationship between robots and Mega-City’s human population in general – and its human Judges in particular – will be almost as problematic as Mega-City’s relationship with the mutant population of the former United States. And just as with mutants, Mega-City should seem to adopt a more nuanced approach to its robot population. If its robots do have genuine artificial intelligence (as they often seem to do), shouldn’t they be afforded citizenship status – or at least some legal status or protection? Indeed, its robot population generally seem to be more law-abiding and more observant of others, human or robot, than its human population. Once again, Judge Dredd seems to be more sensitive to this issue than his fellow Judges, although not quite as charitably as he is towards mutants.

 

 

 

JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 1:
ROBOT WARS (prog 9-17)

 

The Robot Wars story arc also introduced recurring character Walter the Wobot, so-called because he lisped his R’s as W’s – a loyalist robot crucial to Dredd’s victory over the robot rebellion and rewarded with full citizenship as a result (as seen in the final episode here), although he chose to become Dredd’s robot servant (and fanboy).

I also include this image as part of a running theme equivalent to a drinking game for a title drop in a film – spotting the image used for Dredd on the Case Files cover and he was certainly striking a pose here.

 

 

JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 1:
BRAINBLOOMS (prog 18)

 

Brainblooms in prog 18 might seem a strange episode to single out for attention, but for one thing – the introduction of one of my favorite features of Mega-City One commonly used by the Judges against its unruly citizens, riot foam!

A sprayed foam that hardens like concrete almost instantaneously, encasing those rioting citizens within it. Hopefully it’s porous so people can breathe – or the Judges have damn good aim. I seem to recall that Justice Department has a solvent for it – either that or they just chip away at it the good old-fashioned way to extract those rioters.

Here they use it for the titular brainblooms, some sort of illegal alien or mutant plant that their owner uses to hypnotize Dredd. It doesn’t take – and he’s back with the riot foam to use on the plants. The brainblooms may also count as a proto-fad – a theme we’ll see a lot more of with the bizarre future fads among Mega-City citizens.

 

 

JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 1:
THE COMIC PUSHER (prog 20)
Mugger’s Moon (prog 19)

 

Literally introducing Max Normal – “It’s Max Normal, the pinstripe freak. One of my informers…”

The “pinstripe freak” – so-called because he wears pinstripe suits and sports twentieth-century fashion or style as part of the ‘normals’ fad which he led, as opposed to the usual punk biker or skater chic of the majority of Mega-City One, including the Judges with their uniforms.

“Stomm! It make me sick just to look at you, Max. Why don’t you grow your hair and get some decent wild clothes like everyone else? Why have you young people always gotta be different?”

Not that we learn it here but in subsequent episodes we learn Max is one of the 1% – the wealthy of Mega-City One. Not mega-corporation billionaire wealthy or anything like that, but at least millionaire wealthy – through his normals fad but probably more through being a champion player of shuggy, Mega-City One’s weird variant of pool.

Also an interesting sight into Justice Department resembling the East German Stasi, with its cohort of civilian informers. In this episode, what Max informs on to Dredd is the titular illegal comic pusher – and of course the comic that is being pushed is 2000 AD, a nice little plug for the Dredd’s own comic – “2000 AD – the famous comic from the twentieth century. Brilliant!” and “Fantastic stuff! No wonder those lawbreakers were charging a fortune for it!”. Although it’s not entirely clear why the comic is illegal in-universe…

Oh – and Mugger’s Moon in the preceding prog 19 is a somewhat bland episode featuring muggers. It also features Mega-City One apparently having no air pollution (from a combination of Clean Air Acts and technology) – I can’t recall that popping up again, although I do recall radiation warnings from time to time. Also Mega-City One apparently has no Good Samaritan-type laws, so Dredd has to deal with a callous motorist who failed to render assistance to a mugging victim on a technicality. That does surprise me – later episodes would certainly feature criminal penalties for failing to inform the Judges about a crime, even as a bystander, which would seem to have applied in this episode so Dredd need not have relied on that technicality.

 

 

JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 1:
THE ACADEMY OF LAW 1 (prog 27)
The Solar Sniper (prog 21)
Mr Buzzz (prog 22)
Smoker’s Crime (prog 23)
The Wreath Murders (prog 24)
You Bet Your Life (prog 25)
Dream Palace (prog 26)

 

Introducing the Academy of Law – where all Mega-City One Judges receive their training as cadets or rookies (from early childhood) – here we see Dredd checking out his honor roll class of 2079 (twenty years earlier than 2099, the year of this episode in-universe).

Other episodes I skipped over to get here
• The Solar Sniper (prog 21). Pretty much what it says on the tin – a hitman using a solar-powered super-rifle to take out Judges. Introducing Mega-City One’s Weather Control (which Dredd uses for clouds to beat the sniper) – in a distressingly landbound building (and called Weather Congress), not the aerial station we see in subsequent episodes
• Mr Buzzz (prog 22) – a mutant perp that uses bat-like sonar
• Smoker’s Crime (prog 23) – introduces smokatoriums as smoking is illegal on streets. Later episodes would outlaw tobacco altogether (presumably leaving a synthetic tobacco as legal)
• The Wreath Murders (prog 24) – Dredd apprehends a street murder gang that uses wreaths as their calling card
• You Bet Your Life (prog 25) – Dredd apprehends a deadly underground game show. It’s rigged of course
• Dream Palace (prog 26) – features dream machines as a popular leisure activity in Mega-City One, sadly never to be featured again. There goes my Total Recall Judge Dredd crossover…

 

 

JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 1:
THE ACADEMY OF LAW 2 (prog 28)

 

Introducing Judge Giant – one of coolest characters in the Judge Dredd universe and one of the most popular recurring judges, other than Dredd himself.

Yes – he was introduced in the previous episode, but as a cadet rather than as a Judge (graduating from rookie in my featured image).

And although he was to be killed five years on, he effectively came back in new and improved form through his son (from an extra-Judicial liaison).

 

 

JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 1:
THE RETURN OF RICO (Prog 30)
The Neon Knights (prog 29)

 

“He ain’t heavy – he’s my brother!”

Introducing (and concluding) Dredd’s corrupt clone-brother, Rico Dredd (prog 30). Caught by (Joe) Dredd himself and sentenced to Titan, where Mega-City One sends its worst criminals – Judges gone bad. It’s not as secure as you’d expect for a prison in space – as there’s frequent escapes, including Rico – returning for vengeance on his brother, but outgunned by the latter. However, he remains a fundamental element in the Dredd mythos thereafter – to an extent, Dredd will always carry his clone brother with him.

For one thing, as subsequent episodes reveal, Rico had a daughter, Vienna Dredd, who grows up as Dredd’s niece – and given that Rico was his clone, Vienna is virtually his own daughter. She of course symbolizes Rico’s original corruption – as, like Jedi, Judges are forbidden from sexual relationships (although this is relaxed much later in the series, while still frowned upon by the Justice Department). Dredd distances himself from her, but subsequently assumes a closer paternal role to her – as she in turn grows into one of the strong female characters of the storyline.

For another, Dredd – and his story – remains haunted by this taint in the (clone) bloodline – with Rico as his shadow, the potential corrupt version of himself, and on a larger scale, the Department of Justice. Indeed, Dredd’s best adversaries are dark shadows of himself (and the Judges in general), as symbolized by Rico – although Rico remains as more a symbol of Dredd’s own potential for inner conflict. However, Rico foreshadowed even darker inversions of Judge Dredd and the Law to come, culminating in Dredd’s ultimate adversary – Judge Death and the Dark Judges. Whereas Rico was the corrupt shadow of Dredd, Judge Death is his absolute dark inversion. Rico at least was tempered by his own humanity and corruption. Judge Death and the Dark Judges are utterly inhuman and zealous to their Law, in which the crime is life and the sentence is death.

The previous episode, The Neon Knights, in prog 29 essentially involved the titular Ku Klux Klan analogy – even referred to as one of a number of secret vigilante klans – targeting robots in the wake of the Robot Wars. There’s a twist in the tale as their leader is revealed as a secret cyborg.

 

 

 

JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 1:
DEVIL’S ISLAND (prog 31)

 

And we return not only to Whitey, the first perp we ever saw Dredd apprehend – and show us how dangerous he really was – but also to Devil’s Island, that weird traffic island prison they phased out for proper iso-cubes.

As I said back for prog 3, nice satire a la J. G. Ballard’s The Concrete Island, but one that didn’t seem to be practically effective, as an escape simply relied on disrupting traffic. Which Whitey does here by enlisting another prisoner to jury-rig a device to hack into Mega-City One’s weather control for a snowstorm – although that just raises more questions.

Fortunately Dredd’s in the vicinity at the time and just apprehends him again, returning him to Devil’s Island. Which again raises more questions, given how Whitey just orchestrated an escape from there – within the same year he was apprehended. No wonder they phased it out for iso-cubes.

 

 

 

JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 1:
THE TROGGIES (prog 36-37)
Komputel (prog 32)
Walter’s Secret Job (prog 33)
Mutie the Pig (progs 34-35)

 

Introducing the Under-City, a setting (and inhabitants) almost as full of weirdness as the Cursed Earth – indeed, essentially the Cursed Earth under Mega-City One – albeit not quite as we know it.

It wasn’t quite introduced in the same subterranean form it evolved into in subsequent episodes. Here it is simply referred to as the underworld, consisting of an old network of subway stations – and Dredd appears to be surprised by it (whereas in much more recent episodes we’ve seen him and Rico venture into it as cadets).

Here the inhabitants – the titular troggies – seem to copy twentieth century clothing and slang, the latter to a cloying extent. Again, this was dropped as the Under-City dwellers evolved more into weird or semi-mutated inhabitants similar to those in the Cursed Earth – although the Under-City itself often contained relics of the twentieth century cities. Like New New York in Futurama, Mega-City One often did not simply grow out of the existing cities on the eastern US seaboard but over them.

As for the other episodes, we skipped:
• Komputel (prog 32) – Judge Dredd deals with an automated hotel that has become murderous. Have they learnt nothing from the Robot Wars?! Also hotels seem somewhat anomalous to the dystopian setting MC-1 we know
• Walter’s Secret Job (prog 33) – more early instalment weirdness as Walter the Wobot moonlights (from being Dredd’s robot servant) as a taxi driver. The weirdness is Dredd referring to Walter taking the job from human drivers – where in the Mega-City One we know, automation or robots have taken virtually all jobs. Also, why don’t they just automate the cab rather than have a robot driver?
• Mutie the Pig (progs 34-35). More moonlighting, but this time a crooked Judge – a classmate of Dredd, no less, named for the artist Ian Gibson – moonlights as a perp with a mutant mask.

 

 

JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 1:
THE APE GANG (Prog 39)
Billy Jones (prog 38)

 

City of the Apes!

My disappointment is immeasurable that the Judge Dredd comic didn’t go with that title. I would also have taken the Apes of Wrath.

Apes are a surprisingly prevalent trope in SF and the Judge Dredd comic is no exception – so much so that it is one of the thematic special mentions to my top ten Judge Dredd episodes and epics. Apes have been used to echo human nature in literature long predating SF, but SF offered a new spin – ‘uplift’ apes. That is, apes ‘uplifted’ through human technological enhancement to a higher level of intelligence, even rivaling humanity.

The world of Judge Dredd is no planet of apes – nor is Mega-City One a city of apes – but there are uplift apes, introduced here in one of the earliest episodes of Judge Dredd no less. Unfortunately, they were introduced as living in a ghetto dubbed the Jungle, which smacks of, ah, apist stereotypes. Perhaps even more unfortunately, they were also introduced through the so-called Ape Gang, an ape criminal gang that styled itself on equally stereotypical Italian-American 1930’s mobsters (headed by Don Uggie Apelino with his lieutenants Fast Eeek and Joe Bananas).

Of course, the Ape Gang did not prosper when it went head-to-head with Dredd – and for that matter the Jungle was destroyed during the Apocalypse War. However, uplift apes did survive in Mega-City One, occasionally popping up when the writers remember them – and fortunately as more engaging characters to rival their human citizen counterparts.

As for the episode we jumped over:
• Billy Jones in prog 38 featured the premise of a Mega-City trillionaire, transparently named Hugh Howards, and his criminal plot to substitute duplicate robot spies for the children of owners of rival companies…as industrial espionage? Ah – as a trillionaire, does he really need to resort to such shenanigans, and even if he did, surely there is a more legitimate and profitable way to spend his money achieving it, not to mention a more practical means of industrial espionage ? I do like the way the episode features Mega-City One using Dredd as a boogeyman to scare their kids into being good…

 

 

JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 1:
THE MEGA-CITY 5000 (progs 40-41)

 

Judge Dredd does Death Race!

Largely unexceptional (and little odd in Mega-City One itself – more Mad Max than Judge Dredd) but for two things.

It was the first appearance of Brian Bolland’s art in the Judge Dredd comic – and it introduced “Spikes” Harvey Rotten, albeit very different in appearance than we saw him next in The Cursed Earth (although I understand that might have been due to an accidental art mix-up between him and another character in the Mega-City 5000).

 

 

JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 1:
LUNA 1 (progs 42-58)

 

“By order of the Triumvirate, you are hereby appointed to the office of Judge-Marshall of Luna1, the United Cities of North America Colony on the Moon. You are instructed to seek immediate passage on the first available lunar shuttle”.

And so begins Luna-1, another Judge Dredd ‘mini-epic’ or longer story arc – the second after The Robot Wars and just prior to the first true (and classic) Dredd epics, The Cursed Earth and The Day the Law Died. Longer than the Robot Wars (at 17 episodes), but like The Robot Wars before it, it was formative of subsequent Dredd epics. Indeed, the two of them respectively set up the essential Judge Dredd epic plotlines – Dredd confronting some threat, usually existential, to Mega-City One, and Dredd venturing to some other, usually exotic, location (or a combination of the two). However, it is more episodic than The Robot Wars – essentially Dredd in his judicial duties on the moon. I also like it more than The Robot Wars – it has more of the feel of the subsequent epics and introduces some important elements in Dredd’s world, namely the other two American mega-cities (Mega-City 2 on the West Coast and Tex-City in Texas) as well as the jointly administered American lunar colony, the latter essentially recast as a space Western setting.

The highlight for me was the introduction of the Soviet or Sov Judges, the most persistent recurring antagonists of Mega-City One. The introduction of the Sov Judges – and their main epic The Apocalypse War – was written prior to the fall of the Soviet Union. Subsequent storylines seem to redress this as some sort of neo-Soviet revival, perhaps as part or a result of the Atomic Wars

The Sov Judges are also the most effective recurring adversaries of Mega-City One (and that’s in a universe with such omnicidal maniacs as Judge Death and the Dark Judges), as they wiped out half the city in the Apocalypse War and almost the other half in the Day of Chaos. All that comes later (much later for the Day of Chaos) – for now, we are just introduced to the Sov Judges. And what an introduction – with classic art by Brian Bolland, one of my favorite Judge Dredd artists, particularly in this classic image.

I always loved the look of the Sov Judges, with all their Soviet paraphernalia of which Stalin himself would be proud – they just look so damn cool! Indeed, there are times when I think they look cooler than their American Mega-City One counterparts.

 

 

 

JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 1:
THE FIRST LUNA OLYMPICS / LUNA-1 WAR (progs 50-51)
Luna-1 (prog 42)
Showdown on Luna-1 (prog 43)
Red Christmas (prog 44)
22nd Century Futsie (prog 45)
Meet Mr Moonie (prog 46)
Land Race (prog 47)
The Oxygen Desert (prog 48-49)

 

I will never tire of this image – so here it is again in color as Brian Bolland’s cover art for the Eagle comics Judge Dredd reprint issue 2.

As I said, the Sov Judges were introduced in the Luna-1 mini-epic – specifically in the two episodes The First Luna Olympics and Luna-1 War in progs 50-51. It is not surprising that the Sov Judges were introduced as the antagonists of the American Judges, reflecting their contemporary Cold War antagonism at the time of the episodes in 1978. And it’s also not surprising that we were introduced to the conflict between the Sov Judges and the American Judges in the arena of the Olympic Games, again reflecting one of their arenas of Cold War rivalry. Of course, in the twenty-second century, the big difference in their Cold War rivalry – apart from there already have been the global Atomic Wars – is that the Olympics are on the moon.

Although in fairness, as the title says, it’s the first lunar Olympics. What hasn’t changed is the American-Soviet rivalry and mutual protests of cheating, although it’s interesting that competitors are allowed up to 20% bionic components (but no more – hence the protests). Of course, given the low-gravity, terrestrial records are easily broken – but one could only assume they’ll be keeping separate record books from now on.

Anyway, the cheating culminates in the assassination (by an assassin in the stands) of the Soviet star sprinter (worse in the deciding event to break the medal count tie between the Americans and the Soviets). Sov Judge Kolb goes to execute the assassin and Dredd intervenes because apparently Mega-City One’s Justice Department rejects the death penalty (which would become more of a loose guideline in subsequent episodes), killing Kolb. And as the other Sov Judge – Sov-Judge Cosmovich – tells Dredd, this means war!

Except not really – or not as we know it. In their introduction here, war was somewhat more ritualized between the American and Soviet mega-cities, at least in their lunar colonies – effectively as a death-sport, somewhat like Roller-ball. Back on earth in subsequent episodes, however, the Sovs proved to be recurring adversaries of Mega-City One – and looming as a threat of actual war. Guess those were just moon rules?

Anyway, Dredd wins of course, so the Americans don’t have to give up any lunar territory – which were the “stakes”.

As for the other episodes:
• Luna-1 in prog 42 gave Dredd his marching orders – or spaceflight orders – apponting him as Judge-Marshall of Luna-1 and of course Walter stowed away in his luggage. The position of Judge-Marshall proves to be a hot seat – as Dredd is targeted by repeated assassination attempts, which brings us to…
• Showdown on Luna in prog 43, where Dredd has the classic Western showdown with a gunslinging robot, showcasing Luna-1 as a space Western setting, with the lunar frontier essentially the new Wild West for the American mega-cities
• Red Christmas in prog 44 sees Dredd celebrate Christmas 2099 on the moon – the red is yet another assassination attempt by means of holding Walter hostage
• 22nd Century Futsie in prog 45 not only sees in the titular 22nd century on New Year – but also introduced ‘futsies’, an occasional recurring feature in Mega-City One in which citizens run amok or go crazy from ‘future shock’, a term (and book title) coined by Alvin Toffler
• Meet Mr Moonie in prog 46 sees Dredd go after the source of assassination attempts on him – the reclusive billionaire (trillionaire?) owner of the moon
• Land Race in prog 47 sees the titular race for staking claims to lunar land

The Oxygen Desert in progs 48-49 sees Dredd stranded in the titular desert – i.e the lunar surface outside the pressurized atmosphere domes – but survives, only to feign resignation to lure in the outlaw stranding him there

 

 

JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 1:
THE FACE CHANGE CRIMES (prog 52)

 

We’ve already seen face-changing machines in the earliest episodes, as well as Brian Bolland’s art in this epic (in Land Race and The First Luna Olympics / Luna-1 War), but here they come together – showcasing Bolland’s skill in portraiture.

In particular – Stan / Stanley Laurel and Ollie / Oliver Hardy, along with Charlie Chaplin. And that pretty much tells you the premise – a criminal gang uses face changes to disguise themselves for a heist (a good old-fashioned bank hold up with guns). To be honest, I admire their creativity – and the commitment to the bit, since they call each other by the names to their faces. Of course, one drawback is that those faces are distinctive, although perhaps less so in the twenty-second century – triggering Dredd’s recognition of their faces as “twentieth century comedians”. That might have been an asset – since they change their faces again to escape under the guise of hostages…except they change their faces to the Marx Brothers. (Well, three of them anyway, but the most famous of the three). However, that does allow us to see more portraiture in Bolland’s art…

 

 

JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 1
THE FACE CHANGE CRIMES (prog 52)

 

I just couldn’t resist some more of Brian Bolland’s skilled portraiture – this time of the face-change gang as the Marx Brothers, specifically Groucho, Harpo and Chico (let’s face it, the big three – no one remembers Zeppo or Gummo).

Although, is there any reason they are quoting the title of A Night at the Opera, or “Harpo” is so committed to the bit that he’s honking a horn rather than speaking (part of the real Harpo’s signature act)- while no one is around?! Unless you count the two ambulance officers they took captive upon hijacking the ambulance for their getaway, even if they don’t look like they’re in a position to observe it? Certainly not the guy on the floor. (I hope they released them later unharmed).

But wait – there’s more! There’s quite the surprising depth to an episode which basically looks designed for the simple gimmick of a criminal gang using face change machines to impersonate twentieth century comedians for their heists, a gimmick tailor-made for Brian Bolland’s art. Dredd does the easy thing – tracking down the purchase of face change machines through the only company on Luna-1 that sold them. What’s not so easy is all he has the law enforcement technique of profiling the usual suspects – in this case, the Tooley brothers – without any further evidence. “The trouble is…proving they robbed the bank!”

I think this is the first time that we are confronted with the apparent anomaly of an authoritarian or even fascist police state abiding by the niceties of legality. I mean, isn’t Dredd a fascist? Why doesn’t he just arrest the Tooley brothers, evidence or no evidence? This may be the first time this anomaly comes up in the comic but it won’t be the last – it’s a recurring feature, which arguably goes to the very heart of the comic and character of Judge Dredd.

Setting aside that fascism can be lawless and it can be lawful, I’m not sure there’s any clear or easy answers to the question of whether Judge Dredd or Justice Department is fascist (or whether Mega-City One is a fascist state) – or perhaps questions, since while they overlap, they seem to me somewhat separate considerations.

Both Judge Dredd and Justice Department are undoubtedly authoritarian – and I think it would also be inarguable that they have fascist elements, indeed from the outset in their design. An interesting opinion piece featured this as its theme in its very title – “Fascist Spain meets British punk: The subversive genius of Judge Dredd”. That piece attributed the “design emphasis on fascist chic” to Spanish artist Carlos Ezquerra, as something of a tribute to the artist who has passed away.

Quick side bar – I particularly liked how the piece echoed Chris Sims on how Judge Dredd’s ‘costume’ is ridiculously over the top – “Dredd looks like no other comic character before or since. His design makes no practical sense. It has no symmetry or logic to it. No one at the time thought it would work. “F*cking hell,” his co-creator John Wagner said when he first saw the designs. “He looks like a Spanish pirate.” But somehow, for reasons no one can quite articulate, it is perfect”.

Back to the point, I think part of the (probably irreconcilable) tension of whether Judge Dredd is fascist or not derives from the two competing strands that I see have been combined in the core concept of Dredd – a futuristic Dirty Harry in a dystopian post-apocalyptic SF satire. On the one hand, you have the dramatic tension of a Dirty Harry obstructed in his instinct for justice by what he perceives to be the loopholes, red tape or technicalities of due process or the legal system. On the other, you have that dystopian SF satire of an authoritarian state, the whole point of which is that it has purportedly dispensed with all those obstructions for a system of instant summary law enforcement. In short, as the agent of a police state, Judge Dredd should not have the hassles of a Dirty Harry with due process – but he does because that’s part of his core concept as a character.

Here the pesky need for evidence is compounded by the gang having a defence lawyer – and being able to call off their interrogation until they see him. However, Dredd was able to use their own game against them – using the lunar Justice Central face change machine, he impersonates their lawyer and records them while they freely confess to the crime (although that presumably must have involved detaining their lawyer without charge so that Dredd could substitute for them – and I’m not sure how their confessions would hold up as evidence, at least in contemporary law, when it was recorded by subterfuge of impersonating their lawyer).

 

 

JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 1:
THE OXYGEN BOARD (prog 57)
The Killer Car (prog 53-56)

 

“A smart man can beat the law, but, baby, only a fool bucks the oxygen board!”

That’s pretty much the twist in the tale for this episode – as the criminals of the biggest heist (and disaster) in Luna history forgot to pay their oxygen bill and get their just desserts (by suffocation)

Bonus irony as the gang essentially used the same means of oxygen delivery to the lunar colony – the pipelines from the astro-tankers pumping it in – as the means for their colony-wide heist, adding tranquilizer gas to ‘roofie’ the whole colony. Disappointingly, the writers forfeited the opportunity to call them the tranq gang, going with the tranq gas raiders instead.

It’s not exactly like the colony taking a nap either – there are thousands of casualties, the effects of vehicle and other machine accidents that result from the entire colony being unconscious at the same time. Well, not the entire colony – the Judges have their respirators. And all the robots are still running – with the Judges activating their emergency protocols for assistance. Still – the death toll is stated to be 53,000, and over half a million injured…which might mean more if I actually knew what the population of the lunar colony was. (Looking it up, the Judge Dredd role-playing game apparently had the lunar colony with a population of 25 million in the middle of the twenty-first century…which is a little hard to imagine as at 2023).

And they would have got away with it too if it wasn’t for that meddling Oxygen Board, apparently a government monopoly with an extreme form of robodebt recovery – robots cutting off the oxygen of (and indeed vacuuming it from) customers with overdue bills, suffocating them. Despite having robots and video calls for the debt recovery, there appears to be no remote means of payment (instead requiring personal attendance at an oxygen board showroom) or electronic door key lock (as the gang dropped their key in their loot and can’t find it before suffocating).

As for The Killer Car in progs 53-56, essentially it replays rogue robot Call-Me-Kenneth from the Robot Wars on the moon but with a robotic car (called Elvis).

 

 

JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 1:
RETURN TO MEGA-CITY ONE (Prog 59)
Full Earth Crimes (prog 58)
Firebug (prog 60)

 

Classic Judge Dredd – poster boy for the Lawful Neutral alignment.

Prog 59 sees Dredd return to Mega-City One from Luna, in one of the best characteristic (and comic) illustrations of the Judge himself – just how legalistic he can be towards the Law, the perfect embodiment of the Lawful Neutral alignment. It opens beautifully with Mega-City One citizens looking on in amazement and bemusement as Dredd nonchalantly strolls past a robbery in progress, stopping only to cheerfully admonish the robbers – “Good morning, citizens. I would remind you that armed robbery is illegal in Mega-City 1”. But then, he just continues strolling – doing none of head-kicking things we’ve come to expect in his approach to law enforcement. What is going on? The robbers themselves thank their good luck and continue with the robbery, speculating that Dredd must have gone “moon crazy”. He walks past yet another crime – until a rookie Judge arrives with Dredd’s reinstatement papers, allowing him to be sworn back in as a Judge of Mega-City. He immediately takes the rookie Judge’s bike to go back to the scenes of the crimes to kick some heads for the Law – “Look out, you lawbreaking scum! Judge Dredd’s back in town!”.

Of course, the answer to his previous inactivity lies in that he wasn’t officially sworn (back) in as a Judge – “it’s illegal for an ordinary citizen to take the law into his own hands”.

Before returning to Mega-City One, we had Dredd’s final episode on the moon – Full Earth Crimes in prog 58, transferring the gimmick (and myth) of increased criminal activity and insanity with a full moon to the effect of a ‘full earth’ on Luna-1.

And after his return, we have the last regular Judge Dredd episode in Case Files 1, Firebug, in prog 60, featuring a serial arsonist of city blocks.

 

 

JUDGE DREDD CASE FILES 1
BONUS MATERIAL – UNPUBLISHED JUDGE DREDD PILOT EPISODE
Walter the Wobot (progs 50-58)

 

“I am the Law and you better believe it!”

As much as I like the final panel of this unpublished first episode, I’m glad they tided up his catchphrase!

But wait – there’s more!

Well, not much more, but still there’s some bonus material in Case Files 1 beyond the regular Judge Dredd episodes.

Walter the Wobot got his own spinoff strips, Walter the Wobot Fwiend of Dwedd. Yeah, they really leant into his robotic lisp in that title. The strips themselves were light-hearted comedy, because you can’t take Walter seriously (even though he saved Dredd multiple times in the comic – notably in the Robot Wars which introduced him, in The Day the Law Died, and in the Apocalypse War). The strips were okay, I guess – and some of them were illustrated by Brian Bolland so there’s that.

The other bonus material was the previously unseen first episode of Dredd, drawn by Carlos Ezquerra, as much an influence in the creation of Dredd as writers Pat Mills and John Wagner. I anticipate it was drawn for the first issue of 2000 AD but simply wasn’t written in time (or revised) so another episode featured as Dredd’s first episode in the second issue of 2000 AD. (You following along? You may recall that although Judge Dredd was 2000 AD’s flagship character, he didn’t actually make it into their first issue and only started in their second issue).

According to the editorial in Case Files 1, the story was printed in it to showcase the original art – distinctively featuring Dredd as judge, jury, AND executioner, which was somewhat different to how he was introduced. As we see later, Mega-City One Judges usually don’t sentence people to execution, although there are exceptions (and they often kill people who resist arrest or attempt to escape).

This unpublished pilot episode did showcase some of the different types of ammunition used by the Judges (ricochet and heat-seeking), as well as Dredd’s Lawmaster – although it also featured regular police units separate from the Judges, something that occasionally popped up elsewhere in the early episodes until it was quietly dropped. It is amusing to think of the Judges as some sort of special elite force that also announces and executes (literally) their sentences at the same time. (Keen eyes might notice the “police cam” in this panel).