Top Tens – History: Top 10 Types of War (Special Mention) (20) S€xual Warfare

Female (Venus) symbol and Male (Mars) symbol (public domain)

 

 

(20) S€XUAL WARFARE

 

I like to reserve my final or twentieth special mention for a light-hearted kinky entry, but sadly despite the name of this entry there’s nothing light-hearted or kinky about its primary connotation.

That connotation, including slavery or trafficking, has a history or indeed prehistory as long as warfare itself, despite being the aspect of war we find most viscerally disturbing in the modern period and have hence defined as a war crime.

Outside that connotation, it is perhaps not surprising that two professions proverbially described as the oldest, pr0stitute and soldier, should go hand in hand – often literally. The proverbial oldest profession has often been foremost among the “camp followers” of armed forces, putting another metaphorical tail in tooth to tail ratio. Of course, when military forces seek to enforce that camp following, then it takes us right back to that connotation defined as war crime.

Beyond that, there are the liaisons between civilian populations and military forces throughout history, perhaps best encapsulated by British description for American servicemen in their country during WW2 – “overpaid, overs€xed, and over here”. Australians expressed similar sentiments. The Japanese played upon something similar for propaganda pamphlets it spread to Americans in the Pacific War – what the wives of American servicemen were getting up to with civilian males back home. Amusingly, American servicemen collected these pamphlets with enthusiasm.

Finally, the term might be used for the metaphorical Battle of the S€xes – the cultural and social conflict between men and women throughout history, but particularly in the modern period that gave us the phrase.

Top Tens – Comics: Top 10 Comics (Special Mention) (17) Nick Seluk – Heart & Brain

Cover of the Heart & Brain collection, Volume 1, with the iconic cartoon of the titular characters (and best represents them) (fair use)

 

 

 

(17) NICK SELUK (THE AWKWARD YETI) –

HEART & BRAIN (2012 – PRESENT)

 

Go Heart, go!

Heart and Brain is an ongoing webcomic strip published intermittently by Nick Seluck (a.k.a. Lars the Awkward Yeti), with each strip as a self-contained gag.

Heart and Brain originated within (and spun off from) Seluck’s Awkward Yeti strip, which involved a literal blue-furred yeti living an otherwise human life, except of course for his titular social awkwardness. (Although what yeti wouldn’t be living among humans?). In that strip, he would interact with various organs in his own body, except that they would amusingly appear as anthropomorphic beings outside of his body. Not too anthropomorphic of course – they still had their anatomical appearance – but with their own personalities as well as limbs and faces, usually in the form of eyes and mouths. However, this varies – the eyes are just big eyeballs with limbs, while the brain has no mouth or eyes (yet wears glasses and obviously can see as well as read). Their appearance alone is enough to crack me up.

Of course, Heart and Brain are the foremost organs as essentially the driving forces of human personality) – their spinoff strip is not so much them interacting with the Awkward Yeti, but primarily with each other as well as occasionally other organs. Heart is not so much his role as the muscle in the circulatory system – although he is that – but the more metaphorical sense of heart, the emotional (and child-like) personality within us all. And he is adorable – with his fixation on dressing as Batman and his constant butterfly companion, representing (literally in a sense) his flights of fancy. Of course, Brain is Heart’s counterpart as rational adult personality – although not entirely rational, as he is prone to rumination and stress or, dare I say it, overthinking.

Not surprisingly, Nick Seluck has a bachelor’s degree in psychology – with Heart and Brain representing well-known dichotomies such as extroversion and introversion or emotion and logic (or id and ego/superego in Freudian terms):

“The heart follows its feelings and emotions, chasing down butterflies and getting excited about kittens, while the brain is concerned about adult responsibility. While the heart skips to emotional need, the brain brings in reason and logic for why the heart’s action are ill-advised…Heart and Brain as the internal tennis match we often face between our romantic hearts and our realistic brains.”

As stated, Heart and Brain interact primarily with each other (as natural odd couple), but also on occasion with other body parts. Most of these body parts are good-natured, except my personal favorite after Heart – Tongue, who is the comic’s equivalent of an evil supervillain dedicated to sensory taste experience, and who, amusingly enough, does have the facial characteristics of eyes, mouth and tongue. He also gets bonus points for having, aptly enough, a lisp (as well as being rather…spluttery).